View Full Version : Death erections

10-04-2012, 02:49 AM
Anyone else get mldly turned on thinking about this

10-04-2012, 02:55 AM
rigor mortis

10-04-2012, 03:01 AM
So are you saying EVEN a dead erection is turning you on, or it's BECAUSE the rest of the dude is dead?

10-04-2012, 03:06 AM
The latter definitely

Sonic Johnny
10-04-2012, 03:30 AM
Anyone else feel like we're all bearing witness to avram getting punished for something?

Dead Frequency
10-04-2012, 04:12 AM

10-04-2012, 12:52 PM
Meth directions.

10-04-2012, 02:18 PM

teh b0lly!!1
04-04-2016, 04:05 AM
I'm in the Tokyo/Narita airport waiting for my flight.

04-04-2016, 07:55 AM
I hope I give the world one last monster cock salute as I've slipped into the eternal dark.

04-04-2016, 08:03 AM
Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia and clitoris will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina.[citation needed] In men, "a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, mucus or prostatic fluid is a frequent occurrence ... present in one case in three."


04-04-2016, 09:06 AM
Angel Lust

04-04-2016, 11:28 AM
it's gotta be related to auto erotic asphyxiation. i just have a feeling it is. what do you guys think?

04-04-2016, 12:33 PM
the last think you do before you die is crap yourself

yo soy el mejor
04-04-2016, 01:59 PM
you know how you accidentally fall asleep with a rubber-band around your finger and the tip turns purple and engorged? well, it's the same idea.

04-04-2016, 03:33 PM
today I learned that cock mucus exists

teh b0lly!!1
04-04-2016, 08:24 PM
Death erection would be a pretty fuckin' awesome name for a band tho

04-04-2016, 10:45 PM
i was once on some mental health message board and someone with self-described necrophilia was describing how she got it on with corpses, which was basically her just rubbing against their rotting members or whatever. and then she said something about how she hated when she went to the morgue and it was a dead fat person, she thought having sex with fat people was disgusting

and i just wanted to be like... girl, you have sex with dead people (or more likely the entire thread was a fantasy) but you have a problem with sex with fat people? get the fuck out of here

04-05-2016, 11:35 AM
lol yeah it's amazing what prejudices stick while others get cast away like used rubbers.

washington irving wrote this sweet tale about this german student who fucks a corpse and loses his mind during the french rev.

now u kno.

04-05-2016, 11:36 AM
anyone else get mildly turned on by bonnie getting mildly turned on by death erections?

04-05-2016, 09:02 PM

04-05-2016, 09:07 PM
angel lust is the best term for this phenomenon, imo

04-05-2016, 09:07 PM
its like you're so amazed when you die and see an angel you get a boner and cum a little (or whatever it is girls do - haw)

04-05-2016, 09:12 PM
i dont think girls can 'cum a little'. i mean, you either do or you don't. right?

teh b0lly!!1
04-05-2016, 09:19 PM
well for the argument's sake, they could just get so turned on that they only wet a little

04-05-2016, 09:20 PM
i dont think girls can 'cum a little'. i mean, you either do or you don't. right?

i was trying to be a gentlmen, geyser

04-05-2016, 09:42 PM

Why, not thin enough 4 u?

Run To Me
04-05-2016, 11:42 PM
The Scott quote listed as justification for res erecting this thread = hilarious = why I continue to lurk and read the gen chat


yo soy el mejor
04-06-2016, 12:19 AM
it's not like all ding-dongs let out the same amount of semen when they blow a load or dribble a little. not all women are the same either. boys r clueless and a little juvenile when it comes to women's bodies. occasionally they get the job done, though.

04-06-2016, 06:45 AM
Women's bodies are sin machines, that's why.

teh b0lly!!1
04-06-2016, 08:29 AM
lately i've been sensing passing scents of hot dogs, like, just sitting idly in my house

it's like my apartment was built on a hot dog burial ground and instead of the laughter of fucked up twin children and haunted pianos playing in victorian corridors, i'm smelling the angry wrath infused hot dog odor from the beyond

that's the only logical explanation i could think of

also - unfortunately, it makes me want to eat hot dogs

04-06-2016, 08:30 AM
Those ghost hotdogs are literally the closest things to death erections.

teh b0lly!!1
04-06-2016, 08:33 AM
the other day i saw a hot dog literally turn down a fat guy

he cried

04-06-2016, 09:08 AM
I cry evertiem

The exploding boy
04-06-2016, 04:27 PM
turn down for fat