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JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:42 PM
you have never gone toa park with a girl who youve been friendzoned with for years, you smoke 2 huge dank as hell bowls in a tee pee in the woods, then you look at each other and randomely tear each others clothes off, and fuck like rabbits behind the backstop on the baseball field

:smoke:

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:42 PM
ban request

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:43 PM
why what did i do to you

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:44 PM
just because i paid pakula for 1337 to be banned do you have to go on all your alt accounts and put up this horseshit

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:45 PM
this troper molests children

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:46 PM
im dont know what you are talking about i think you think im someone differet

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:46 PM
*different

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:48 PM
sorry i forgot to TW the molestation reference

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:51 PM
still dont know what you are talking about sorry

tihs chick used to be my best friends girlfriend but theyve been broken up for years. still think hed kill me if he knew

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:51 PM
:billy:

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:52 PM
where is everyone
why is this board entirely guys like this and jeff o and doorway and 1337 who say they're old time board superstars but wont say exactly who they are

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:53 PM
order 66 post as randall sandell again

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:53 PM
what? you are a confused person. ive never said that i was an old poster i mostly lurk???


>>buthurt

id on't understnad your reputation comment

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:55 PM
he is saying you should stare stuff like your first post in this thread on a blog and not our wonderful board

i disagree because i don't think you should share anything you have to say anywhere

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-02-2012, 10:56 PM
dont get it, i dont even know who you are and you are are being a total ass, go outside and play! get a life instead of bullying people on the internet

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:57 PM
trotskilicious for the love of god help

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 10:58 PM
what am i helping with i want to get naked with any number of girls who consider me "just a friend" this is a nice post

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:59 PM
yeah that's fine and i'm with that
i just want these white guys from scotland or whatever talking about doing it in a "tee pee in the woods" off the board

me and starla want him out of here
bring that shit to coachella

reprise85
09-02-2012, 11:13 PM
sean, how are things?

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 11:14 PM
lazarus threw the party
lazarus threw the fight

killtrocity
09-02-2012, 11:24 PM
this is a great thread, it made my heart smile

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 11:31 PM
cut your hair, jerkoff

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 11:31 PM
something to think about

killtrocity
09-03-2012, 12:00 AM
awww, are you balding? I would have sent it to you had I known.

killtrocity
09-03-2012, 12:01 AM
instead some little kid with cancer gets to use it. such is life.

MusicMan4
09-03-2012, 12:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u0PpE8MCmU

Trotskilicious
09-03-2012, 12:04 AM
are you sure your hair isn't being used to soak up oil spills

killtrocity
09-03-2012, 12:07 AM
yes. People get payed boatloads of money to engineer compounds which are designed specifically to absorb hydrocarbons while leaving ocean life unharmed. There are at least ten distinct substances designed specifically for things like cleaning up oil spills

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-03-2012, 02:56 AM
why is graveflower such hostile guy, i dont even know who he is and he is attacking me. seems like someone needs to get laid

Kahlo
09-03-2012, 05:04 AM
white guys from scotland or whatever talking about doing it in a "tee pee in the woods" off the board


Real Scotsmen do it in the rain or against trees.

wHATcOLOR
09-03-2012, 07:29 AM
I'm not sure I follow. Were you in a tee pee in the woods or were you behind the backstop of a baseball field? Or is the baseball field in the woods and the woods comes right up to the backstop

redbreegull
09-03-2012, 11:10 AM
if this had been my thread it would have immediately turned into a flame war about what a sexist I am

Dead Frequency
09-03-2012, 11:13 AM
I really want to take this opportunity to slam you dude, but you really need to move up in life. Real talk.

redbreegull
09-03-2012, 11:14 AM
CHARMBAG TO THREAD

Kahlo
09-03-2012, 12:12 PM
if this had been my thread it would have immediately turned into a flame war about what a sexist I am

Trying to make the thread all about yourself as per usual. TO HELL WITH YOU SIR.

Trotskilicious
09-03-2012, 04:09 PM
poor fellow it's so unfair that nobody likes him

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-03-2012, 04:37 PM
how do qu

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-03-2012, 04:41 PM
how do you quote things again?

>>whatcolors
"I'm not sure I follow. Were you in a tee pee in the woods or were you behind the backstop of a baseball field? Or is the baseball field in the woods and the woods comes right up to the backstop"

we smoked bowls in a tee pee in the woods I think some summer campers had put t up I guess. then we walked around for awhile and we sat down in the grass behind the baseball field. we talked for a minute and then just looked at eachother and started kissing. my knees are so sore today and she said she had a crazy bruse in her back. i forget to say that also when we were doing it it poured on us:smoke:

redbreegull
09-04-2012, 12:13 AM
Real Scotsmen do it in the rain or against trees.

i forget to say that also when we were doing it it poured on us:smoke:

a real scotsman?

Kahlo
09-04-2012, 02:03 AM
were any livestock involved?

JESUSNEEDSAHIT
09-08-2016, 10:15 PM
if you was hypotheatrically goin to drink yourselves to death what alcohol would you use as weapon

ilikeplanets
09-08-2016, 10:43 PM
I like this thread and I would use isopropyl

buzzard
09-08-2016, 11:05 PM
Several bouts of methanol poisoning in Bali have slaked my thirst forever.