View Full Version : that awkward moment when yer in the middle of watching some porn


Toby
08-31-2012, 08:18 PM
and yer crops are about to wither and the food you've been cooking for 9 hours at zombie cafe is about to burn :erm:

slunken
08-31-2012, 11:45 PM
the mtns

Dead Frequency
09-01-2012, 01:45 AM
What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.

Mayfuck
09-01-2012, 01:52 AM
ban porn

Starla
09-01-2012, 02:04 AM
What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.

I don't think this would be as bad as being in the middle of phone sex and your mom picks up and said she needs to call grandma.

Mo
09-01-2012, 05:21 AM
That's what you get for having phone sex. And for having phone sex on a land line.

rottenugly
09-01-2012, 06:00 AM
porn is so stupid nowadays

duovamp
09-01-2012, 06:57 AM
I tried phone sex once. Damn near electrocuted myself.

Dead Frequency
09-01-2012, 09:58 PM
Cyber sex is the highest form of erotic art

killtrocity
09-02-2012, 12:19 AM
porn is so stupid nowadays

I'm assuming you watch that fake airbrushed shit

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 09:51 PM
killtrocity, porn connoisseur

redbreegull
09-02-2012, 10:08 PM
porn is so stupid nowadays

nowadays? didn't you just start liking girls 2 years ago?

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:18 PM
yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:19 PM
jackass

Elvis The Fat Years
09-02-2012, 10:27 PM
jew

redbreegull
09-02-2012, 10:34 PM
great, sean fucking obnoxious idiot casey is back

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 10:37 PM
just imagine everyone else's reaction when they logged in and saw you never went anywhere

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 10:38 PM
redbreegull just doesn't get netphoria

redbreegull
09-02-2012, 10:57 PM
yeah if I did, I would probably make a thread every day about how miserable and hopeless my life is

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 10:58 PM
that's a great burn considering there hasn't been any in weeks

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 11:01 PM
plus we all get that without you making threads about it

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 11:26 PM
i'm doing okay right now man

MusicMan4
09-02-2012, 11:28 PM
i dont think it is right for you to respond to questions directed tyo me even though i am your pack mule??

just something to think about

- Mayor Michael Nutter

Trotskilicious
09-02-2012, 11:34 PM
i wonder what your hipster pals would think about that idea

rottenugly
09-04-2012, 04:53 AM
RedBreeGull needs a punch in the face from PitchFork Reader Sean Casey.

rottenugly
09-04-2012, 10:24 AM
yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose

go have an emotional breakdown again, pitchfork reader sean casey.

slunken
09-30-2014, 07:26 PM
bump

slunken
09-30-2014, 07:32 PM
RIP TOBY

I'm Hardcore
09-30-2014, 07:37 PM
just imagine everyone else's reaction when they logged in and saw you never went anywhere

****

Trotskilicious
09-30-2014, 08:45 PM
Pizzaolio 4 lief

I'm Hardcore
09-30-2014, 09:26 PM
why the fuck is that censored?

Trotskilicious
09-30-2014, 09:48 PM
M e t a?

I think mayfuck was breaking threads years ago using that as part of the code. Same with in clude

Remember when vagina and penis were censored on this here board?

I'm Hardcore
09-30-2014, 11:48 PM
what a fucked

Cool As Ice Cream
10-01-2014, 01:32 AM
rip rottenugly

Trotskilicious
10-01-2014, 01:46 AM
this really is a repulsive thread

Sonic Johnny
10-01-2014, 02:40 AM
That's what you get for having phone sex. And for having phone sex on a land line.

Post/av

Trotskilicious
10-01-2014, 02:41 AM
retroactive post/av even

The exploding boy
10-02-2014, 01:16 PM
that akward moment when you're in the middle of watching some good porn and realise "wasn't i just doing that like 2 hours ago?"

Then later that awkward moment when you're in the middle of watching some good porn and realise you're not gonna be able to finish cause it's been three times today already.

D.
10-02-2014, 06:09 PM
goddammit, i thought TEB left for good. now he's back to make more incredibly unfunny posts.

noyen
10-02-2014, 06:16 PM
they're really long, wordy posts.

like... all i gotta say to get my point across is MY CLITTLE PONY. CLITOSAURUS REX.

D.
10-02-2014, 06:16 PM
exploding boy is the dickens to your hemingway

Sonic Johnny
10-02-2014, 06:21 PM
Skype sex is hip in 2014.
I would hope that real actual sex would begin this year before the year ends

Are you 28ifs gf?

The exploding boy
10-02-2014, 06:51 PM
goddammit, i thought TEB left for good. now he's back to make more incredibly unfunny posts.

Well you might remember what to do about it from last time. Which is nothing.


Honestly i did not realise until earlier this year when i came back how much i'd missed people hating me. That's when i know i'm doing something right. It gives value to my life. Surely you don't want to deny me of that.

yo soy el mejor
10-02-2014, 07:16 PM
oooooooooobviously

D.
10-02-2014, 07:45 PM
oh cool glitterpiss is back too

:rolleyes:

Cool As Ice Cream
10-03-2014, 02:04 AM
fuck you glitterpiss you stupid cunt