and yer crops are about to wither and the food you've been cooking for 9 hours at zombie cafe is about to burn :erm:

the mtns

What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.

ban porn

What about if you're viewing material of an explicit nature at home on your phone and the phone rings. And it's your mom.

I don't think this would be as bad as being in the middle of phone sex and your mom picks up and said she needs to call grandma.

That's what you get for having phone sex. And for having phone sex on a land line.

porn is so stupid nowadays

I tried phone sex once. Damn near electrocuted myself.

Cyber sex is the highest form of erotic art

porn is so stupid nowadays

I'm assuming you watch that fake airbrushed shit

killtrocity, porn connoisseur

porn is so stupid nowadays

nowadays? didn't you just start liking girls 2 years ago?

yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose

jackass

jew

great, sean fucking obnoxious idiot casey is back

just imagine everyone else's reaction when they logged in and saw you never went anywhere

redbreegull just doesn't get netphoria

yeah if I did, I would probably make a thread every day about how miserable and hopeless my life is

that's a great burn considering there hasn't been any in weeks

plus we all get that without you making threads about it

i'm doing okay right now man

i dont think it is right for you to respond to questions directed tyo me even though i am your pack mule??

just something to think about

- Mayor Michael Nutter

i wonder what your hipster pals would think about that idea

RedBreeGull needs a punch in the face from PitchFork Reader Sean Casey.

yeah three years ago he must have been into sucking dudes
all with his wide nose

go have an emotional breakdown again, pitchfork reader sean casey.

bump

RIP TOBY

just imagine everyone else's reaction when they logged in and saw you never went anywhere

****

Pizzaolio 4 lief

why the fuck is that censored?

M e t a?

I think mayfuck was breaking threads years ago using that as part of the code. Same with in clude

Remember when vagina and penis were censored on this here board?

what a fucked

rip rottenugly

this really is a repulsive thread

That's what you get for having phone sex. And for having phone sex on a land line.

Post/av

retroactive post/av even

that akward moment when you're in the middle of watching some good porn and realise "wasn't i just doing that like 2 hours ago?"

Then later that awkward moment when you're in the middle of watching some good porn and realise you're not gonna be able to finish cause it's been three times today already.

goddammit, i thought TEB left for good. now he's back to make more incredibly unfunny posts.

they're really long, wordy posts.

like... all i gotta say to get my point across is MY CLITTLE PONY. CLITOSAURUS REX.

exploding boy is the dickens to your hemingway

Skype sex is hip in 2014.
I would hope that real actual sex would begin this year before the year ends

Are you 28ifs gf?

goddammit, i thought TEB left for good. now he's back to make more incredibly unfunny posts.

Well you might remember what to do about it from last time. Which is nothing.


Honestly i did not realise until earlier this year when i came back how much i'd missed people hating me. That's when i know i'm doing something right. It gives value to my life. Surely you don't want to deny me of that.

oooooooooobviously

oh cool glitterpiss is back too

:rolleyes:

fuck you glitterpiss you stupid cunt