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john's ego
08-02-2012, 03:15 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

Diver D3 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening and was torn to pieces. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig's derrick, 10 metres (30 ft) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless.

john's ego
08-02-2012, 03:19 AM
eat sack

slunken
08-02-2012, 03:23 AM
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Fattening Ass
08-02-2012, 03:25 AM
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?

Freedom costs a buck 'o five

Dead Frequency
08-02-2012, 03:27 AM
I wonder if you recreated the conditions perfectly would the the pressure be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

john's ego
08-02-2012, 03:30 AM
The hose would probably collapse first, so no, probably not.

cocksure
08-02-2012, 03:30 AM
"She is registered in Singapore"

john's ego
08-02-2012, 03:37 AM
Bubble Tape comes in a small, round, plastic container not unlike a tin of citrus-flavored Altoids candies, but it contains an unbroken six-foot-long string of gum wrapped in a circle. The container functions much like a tape dispenser, allowing a person to take a piece as small or as large as they wish, although the top half can be removed to allow for uninhibited consumption of the product therein.

Dead Frequency
08-02-2012, 03:38 AM
The hose would probably collapse first, so no, probably not.

Well, ain't that some shit

duovamp
08-02-2012, 10:17 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Byford_Dolphin_Accident.jpg

Luke de Spa
08-02-2012, 10:19 AM
is a sideways stick figure a) dead or b) a fish

slunken
08-03-2012, 02:10 PM
lol planking