we used to be great friends and now he hates me because i stole the woman he loved.

Dude, you've always had it out for me, bro. My truck was bigger, my chicks fake tits were huger.

Fuck your trucks.

I bet you wear a tanktop stained with barbeque sauce from 1988.

Hey bro. I don;t know you, and you don;t know me. My tanks are always tight and so are my hats.