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JokeyLoki
05-29-2012, 01:31 PM
What the fuck

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html


Pics.... Not for the faint of heart. And NSFW.

http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L9YrC.jpg

duovamp
05-29-2012, 01:38 PM
Sean Newell wrote on the popular sports blog, Deadspin: “This kind of crazy only happens in Florida.”

No shit.

D.
05-29-2012, 01:47 PM
WHAT

THE

FUCK

teh b0lly!!1
05-29-2012, 01:54 PM
Man why does anybody deserve to die like this

teh b0lly!!1
05-29-2012, 01:55 PM
It does seem like t-dawg finally stepped up his game though

JokeyLoki
05-29-2012, 02:04 PM
Man why does anybody deserve to die like this

No-face guy isn't dead. Which is even more fucked up.

MyOneAndOnly
05-29-2012, 02:15 PM
duh, zombies don't eat the dead

yo soy el mejor
05-29-2012, 02:32 PM
wow. those pictures (especially the first) are worse than i thought. :x

MyOneAndOnly
05-29-2012, 02:49 PM
man cooks his genitals, serves them to patrons at restaurant..

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jAFW5dCmj73IQbcxrMQNax2-gJ_A?docId=CNG.a52b8a8461be30642dddac3ccee78488.2d 1

Sugiyama, who considers himself "asexual", that is without gender, initially thought about eating the genitals himself, but decided to solicit paying customers to help pay his hospital bills for the surgery.

MyOneAndOnly
05-29-2012, 02:50 PM
remember when that chimp ate that lady's face?

whywontyoulistn
05-29-2012, 02:56 PM
remember when that chip ate that lady's face?

http://images2.disneysites.com/clipart/images41/Television/Rescue_Rangers/Chip/chip01.gif

Shallowed
05-29-2012, 05:06 PM
mxzombie was telling Graveflower and me about this the other day in tinychat!

mxzombie....

yo soy el mejor
05-29-2012, 05:15 PM
oh shi.... >_>

mxzombie
05-29-2012, 07:52 PM
oh yeah it was me. i'm the dead guy who still has a face

smashingjj
05-30-2012, 03:58 PM
i wonder what the great Irish band I'll Eat Your Face thinks of this

Toast
05-30-2012, 04:30 PM
What the fuck



http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg


At least he still has his moustache.

MyOneAndOnly
05-30-2012, 06:52 PM
i finally looked at the pics.... I threw up a little in my mouth

john's ego
05-30-2012, 07:21 PM
i want to erase this news story from the internet.

Trotskilicious
05-30-2012, 07:43 PM
he was doing those new drugs the kids are on

john's ego
05-30-2012, 07:46 PM
cue moral panic

Trotskilicious
05-30-2012, 07:51 PM
blood bath and beyond will now have security

redbreegull
05-30-2012, 08:06 PM
when I was in West Africa, there was a story in the news that a woman living in the neighborhood I was staying in ripped out some guy's testicles with her bare hands

reprise85
05-30-2012, 10:34 PM
oh man. poor guy.

Dead Frequency
05-31-2012, 12:04 AM
I was wondering when this thread was gonna pop up

hnibos
05-31-2012, 12:35 AM
when I was in West Africa, there was a story in the news that a woman living in the neighborhood I was staying in ripped out some guy's testicles with her bare hands

Keep that to yourself.

wHATcOLOR
05-31-2012, 12:50 AM
stating the obvious here, but this is one of the most disgusting things i've read in a long time. couldn't help but feel physically ill from reading that. horrifying

Future Boy
05-31-2012, 01:08 AM
stay away from the pics then because damn

Shallowed
05-31-2012, 01:15 AM
That guy is really off his face now.

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 03:46 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/TL7tj3y7XXI/AAAAAAAAsu0/HopueoXxL9o/s1600/Face-Off.jpg

Dead Frequency
05-31-2012, 03:47 AM
Talk about getting shit faced.

Shallowed
05-31-2012, 04:17 AM
Let's face it, this thread was going to turn into a pun-off sooner or later.

Sonic Johnny
05-31-2012, 06:37 AM
well you know what they say...

better to have a pun off on an internet forum than to have your face chewed off by an undead crackhead

reprise85
05-31-2012, 10:35 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/TL7tj3y7XXI/AAAAAAAAsu0/HopueoXxL9o/s1600/Face-Off.jpg

i almost made this joke but thought it was too tasteless

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 10:45 AM
how could i not do it after this post

That guy is really off his face now.

reprise85
05-31-2012, 10:50 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/new-face-eating-attack-video-miami-rudy-eugene-18-minutes_n_1555653.html

video from a distance.

reprise85
05-31-2012, 10:51 AM
i kinda wanna vomit now

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 10:53 AM
there is not a chance in hell i would ever click that link

fuck

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 10:58 AM
ok i had to click it
you can't see shit though
probably for the best

reprise85
05-31-2012, 11:07 AM
yeah you cant but you can see the struggle and then how there is no struggle anymore

and then after the cops come they zoom in but yeah you cant see his head or anything

reprise85
05-31-2012, 11:09 AM
i would have definitely not watched it if you actually saw it close up.

rottenugly
05-31-2012, 11:09 AM
guy was buck nekkid

rottenugly
05-31-2012, 11:09 AM
showin his b00ty to the universe while munchin on some dude's face

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 11:11 AM
god just shut the fuck up already

teh b0lly!!1
05-31-2012, 11:12 AM
this is the condensed version (6 mins)

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/30/2824430/timeline-here-are-the-key-moments.html

MyOneAndOnly
05-31-2012, 04:50 PM
the zombie apocalypse is spreading... now in Maryland

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

JokeyLoki
05-31-2012, 06:14 PM
Fuckin 2012 making people crazy

Shallowed
05-31-2012, 09:08 PM
Shit like this will continue to happen as long as solar eclipses are allowed to happen. They need to be banned.

reprise85
05-31-2012, 09:25 PM
you guys realize that people eat other people not infrequently

admittedly the eating of a live person's face is not something i've ever heard of before, though

JokeyLoki
05-31-2012, 09:27 PM
Yeah, but this is Amurica.

Dead Frequency
05-31-2012, 09:31 PM
Yeah! That guy should've kept his house and discretely eaten the homeless in his basement like the rest of us.

hnibos
06-01-2012, 01:00 AM
It's all Obama's fault.

Trotskilicious
06-01-2012, 10:55 AM
mayhem would be proud

MyOneAndOnly
06-01-2012, 08:33 PM
government is denying existence of Zombie plague!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html?1338563840&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Euronomus
06-02-2012, 02:06 AM
mayhem would be proud
:rofl:

http://mimg.ugo.com/201103/8/7/0/184078/cuts/mayhem-dawn-of-the-black-hearts_480_poster.jpg

D.
06-02-2012, 02:55 AM
http://m.newser.com/story/147205/womans-long-lost-dad-is-face-eating-victim.html

The estranged daughter of the homeless man whose face was eaten in that horrific Miami crime was astonished to find that her long-lost father was the victim. New Jersey's Janice Poppo DiBello, 44, had never met her biological father, Ronald Poppo, 65, who is now hospitalized with most of his face gone, reports the New York Daily News. “Since I was 2 years old, him and my mom got divorced… I didn't know if he was alive or dead," said Poppo DiBello.

“It was a complete shock, because like I said, I’ve never had a relationship with my biological father,” said Poppo DiBello, now an IT analyst in New Jersey. “I have never heard from him. I have no idea what happened to him.” Her mother said they were divorced around 1970, and no one had heard from his since. Poppo had graduated from the prestigious Stuyvesant High School in New York City before spiraling down an alcohol- and crime-filled path that left him homeless in Florida for decades.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:11 AM
mayhem makes slayer look like elmo's first metal band

D.
06-02-2012, 03:13 AM
My kid likes Elmo. A lot.

Fuuuuuck.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:13 AM
ELMO LIKES YOU!

D.
06-02-2012, 03:17 AM
Fuckin Elmo dude. Jesus Christ, man.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:21 AM
soon it will be sonic and the hedge hog and internet pads

D.
06-02-2012, 03:27 AM
I shudder to think what that kid will like in a few years. Will Justin Beiber still be popular? Because he's coming to town in october and what is she gonna like when she gets old enough to like RILLLYl like stuff? Fuuuuuck.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:32 AM
well depends on how bad justin's drug phase will be

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:33 AM
that kids gonna do A LOTTA COCAINE

D.
06-02-2012, 03:36 AM
I Fuckin hope not. But she does have one parent w alcoholic tendency and one with depressive tendency so who knows?

Fuuuuuck don't have kids, netphoria.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 03:44 AM
i was talking about beiber what the fuck man

Shallowed
06-02-2012, 03:52 AM
^ :rofl:

Starla
06-02-2012, 08:08 AM
Fuckin 2012 making people crazy

Remember that guy who beheaded someone on a greyhound bus..... cut him up like steak and ate him? They are letting him go free (off the grounds of the hospital). Just in time!



I ate him because I thought he was an alien
Wednesday, May 23, 2012

WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A Chinese immigrant who beheaded and cannibalized a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus in western Canada four years ago thought he was attacking an alien, according to a mental health advocate who interviewed him.

In 2009, Vince Li was found not criminally responsible due to mental illness for the death of Tim McLean, a 22-year-old carnival worker who was sitting next to him on a bus traveling near Portage la Prairie, Manitoba. McLean had his eyes closed and was listening to music on his headphones when Li suddenly stood up and started stabbing him. As the bus stopped and horrified passengers fled, Li carved up McLean's body, ate portions of it, and displayed the victim's head to some passengers outside the bus.

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-05-23/news/31816802_1_greyhound-bus-vince-li-mental-illness



Cannibal wins right to leave mental hospital
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Friday, May 18, 2012

WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A man who beheaded and cannibalized a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus in Canada won his bid to leave the grounds of the mental hospital where he is being kept, a criminal review board ruled Thursday.

Shallowed
06-02-2012, 08:23 AM
I remember a story posted here about a guy who killed his SO, cut off a hunk of the leg, seasoned and cooked it, ate it, then confessed to police.

MyOneAndOnly
06-02-2012, 09:27 AM
you would remember that

MyOneAndOnly
06-02-2012, 09:28 AM
In the time of the Zombies it was difficult to know whether you should shoot your neighbor or eat him

JokeyLoki
06-02-2012, 11:25 AM
Fuckin Elmo dude. Jesus Christ, man.

Get her started on Adventure Time on Cartoon Network. My kid loves that shit, and it's actually pretty entertaining.

JokeyLoki
06-02-2012, 11:26 AM
Remember that guy who beheaded someone on a greyhound bus..... cut him up like steak and ate him? They are letting him go free (off the grounds of the hospital). Just in time!





http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-05-23/news/31816802_1_greyhound-bus-vince-li-mental-illness



Cannibal wins right to leave mental hospital
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Friday, May 18, 2012

WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A man who beheaded and cannibalized a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus in Canada won his bid to leave the grounds of the mental hospital where he is being kept, a criminal review board ruled Thursday.

Wtf. Yeah, guy sounds totally stable enough for that.

hnibos
06-02-2012, 01:14 PM
Get her started on Adventure Time on Cartoon Network. My kid loves that shit, and it's actually pretty entertaining.

Adventure Time is a little, uhh, mature, don't you think?

reprise85
06-02-2012, 01:17 PM
they are just letting him out supervised for day trips. according to that article. he's not really in society.

my sister worked at florida state hospital, and this was common but only if they thought the person was absolutely no threat

personally i think if he can control himself with meds then it's good to not completely confine him. he is a person with an illness that did a horrible thing, yes, but schizophrenia is treatable and he was not criminally responsible for his actions. it was four years ago and he's had time to get more stable. they don't let people out willy nilly.

JokeyLoki
06-02-2012, 01:26 PM
Adventure Time is a little, uhh, mature, don't you think?

Some of the Marseline's Dad eps are a little scary, but other than that, not really.... Fart jokes and swords and funny animation.

Hell, go back and watch some of the Bugs Bunny we used to watch as kids. That shit was violent as hell.

slunken
06-02-2012, 02:25 PM
and racist!

killtrocity
06-02-2012, 03:36 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525061_619049909003_829860264_n.jpg

JokeyLoki
06-02-2012, 05:28 PM
https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=209024629401219254673.0004c14289ddb99ec369 c&msa=0

D.
06-02-2012, 05:43 PM
I Fuckin hope not. But she does have one parent w alcoholic tendency and one with depressive tendency so who knows?

Fuuuuuck don't have kids, netphoria.

i was talking about beiber what the fuck man

I'm sober now but this exchange is pretty funny to me.:banging:

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 07:07 PM
Luka Magnotta, The Canadian Cannibal:

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2012/05/31/li-620-magnotta-cp-02726447.jpg


He suffocated a couple of kittens and fed them to a snake. Some animal activist folk started a campaign to find him and got close. They relayed all their info to the authorities fearing he would turn to killing people but the cops said it wasn't part of their jurisdiction.

Now there's a world-wide arrest warrant from Interpol on him because he chopped up his gay lover and sent some of the body parts to Canadian politicians. He's thought to be in disguise as a woman somewhere in France.

There's a lot more to the story. This one though, looks to be completely psychopathic. He aint into voodoo or bath salts, put it that way.

killtrocity
06-02-2012, 07:24 PM
Post interesting stuff like that from now on and stay away from conspiracy bullshit

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 08:02 PM
if it was bullshit, i'd stay from it.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 08:35 PM
anyway I stumbled into those photos of the Miami victim by accident and was...well, you know.

But then this Canadian kid's story was out there and I checked it out and just...I mean, I will not go to BestGore.com and check it out the snuff flick of his gay lover.

It's interesting because the guy is total narcissist and that will probably do him in eventually. But he just killed the guy last week in Montreal and he's still out there now and there are few reporters and former friends who are freaked out and scared of him and they're in other countries and continents.


Luka Rocco Magnotta search continues amid report he was spotted at Paris bar


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/02/luka-rocco-magnotta-search-continues-amid-report-he-was-spotted-at-paris-bar/


If he ever was living the high life, it had come crashing down by the time he moved into a $490-a-month furnished one-room flat in Montreal’s Snowdon district about four months ago. It was there that he is alleged to have killed and dismembered his victim, committing acts of cannibalism and necrophilia before disposing of the remains. A video of the acts was posted online, and since Wednesday Montreal police have been fighting an unsuccessful battle to have it removed.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 09:16 PM
originally posted by killtrocity:

Post interesting stuff like that from now on and stay away from conspiracy bullshit


Killtrocity,

would like to hear your thoughts on something interesting and perhaps conspiratorial.


This is an official government Center for Disease Control "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" page in a comic book format:


http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/#/page/1




http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/imgs/zombie_page1.jpg




CDC has a fun new way of teaching about emergency preparedness. Our new graphic novel, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" demonstrates the importance of being prepared in an entertaining way that people of all ages will enjoy. Readers follow Todd, Julie, and their dog Max as a strange new disease begins spreading, turning ordinary people into zombies.


It's curious that this was rolled out a couple of months ago and now there's been a rash of zombie stories in the media. Miami, Maryland, Texas, Montreal...I dunno, a wild guess of mine would be the Nazi's during operation paperclip started this and now they might have a zombie virus down pat.

It's all rather surreal...Sinister? mmmmm...

JokeyLoki
06-02-2012, 09:19 PM
It was only a matter of time... Before TOC made this into a conspiracy.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 09:24 PM
so, Zombies occur naturally somehow or are manipulated to some degree? Interesting the CDC says a disease is turning normal people into zombies.

What disease is this and what is the epidemiological nature of it?

john's ego
06-02-2012, 09:29 PM
so, Zombies occur naturally somehow or are manipulated to some degree? Interesting the CDC says a disease is turning normal people into zombies.

What disease is this and what is the epidemiological nature of it?
You know that comic book is a work of fiction.

You fucking dolt.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 09:31 PM
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A 21-year-old Morgan State University student told investigators that he ate the heart and portions of the brain of a man whose dismembered remains were found in his Joppa home, according to a grisly account from the Harford County Sheriff's Office.

The arrest of Alexander Kinyua came almost a week after Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, went missing, and followed a search of the home the two men apparently shared in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne early Wednesday morning, police said.

Kinyua, an electrical engineering student who until January was involved in the ROTC program at Morgan, was ordered held without bail at a court appearance Thursday afternoon.



an electircal engineering student. What would make a guy do this who apparently has no history of violence ever? Even the Miami cannibal was said to be an otherwise normal guy trying to get through life and that his g/f, who never believed in voodoo or spells, figured he was either drugged or caught up in some voodoo cult or both.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 09:35 PM
originally posted by john's ego:

You know that comic book is a work of fiction.

You fucking dolt.


take your childish 5th grade retort and don't bother posting again until you graduate to at least 6th grade.


Of course its a work of fiction. It's also labeled "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" and it isn't some fucking conspiratorial web-site: it's an official government document.

so the question is: WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?

john's ego
06-02-2012, 09:36 PM
What would make a guy do this who apparently has no history of violence ever?We don't have any information that would lead us to anything substantial, so it must be zombies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

john's ego
06-02-2012, 09:37 PM
take your childish 5th grade retort and don't bother posting again until you graduate to at least 6th grade.


Of course its a work of fiction. It's also labeled "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" and it isn't some fucking conspiratorial web-site: it's an official government document.

so the question is: WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?
Because it's a METAPHOR.

john's ego
06-02-2012, 09:42 PM
A zombie epidemic story contains all possible contingencies during the rapid spread of an unknown disease. It attempts to show the reader ways to avoid infection and general preparedness techniques in the most entertaining way possible.

You are looking way too far in to a shitty graphic novel commissioned by the government.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 09:55 PM
The fact that its commissioned by the government is the reason to look into it. The fact they could have chosen any number of pandemics and angles to prepare people, but chose the Zombie one is another curiosity. Also, it was put out just a couple months ago.

And now we have a rash of Zombie killers being reported in the mainstream media, when heretofore it was never really reported in the manner it is now which is the reason this thread exist at all.

john's ego
06-02-2012, 10:00 PM
Do you have any conclusive evidence for a pathogenic commonality in these incidents?

No? Then you should really be quiet, and quit mistaking your own paranoid rambling for thoughtful analysis.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 10:11 PM
originally posted by john's ego:

Because it's a METAPHOR.


Not entirely, but I get your point, which isn't relevant because fiction tends to exist in metaphor and you already mentioned, when you didn't need to, that it was ficton. I'm reading through this thing and its exhibit A on how the government will use this pop culture theme as a backdrop for preparing people for a quasi martial law scenario.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 10:24 PM
More Cannibals:


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A 21-year-old Morgan State University student told investigators that he ate the heart and portions of the brain of a man whose dismembered remains were found in his Joppa home, according to a grisly account from the Harford County Sheriff's Office.

The arrest of Alexander Kinyua came almost a week after Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, went missing, and followed a search of the home the two men apparently shared in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne early Wednesday morning, police said.

Kinyua, an electrical engineering student who until January was involved in the ROTC program at Morgan, was ordered held without bail at a court appearance Thursday afternoon.


WTF would make an electrical engineering student like this snap into zombie mode? It can't just be some bad crack or something...

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 10:31 PM
originally posted by John's ego:

Do you have any conclusive evidence for a pathogenic commonality in these incidents?


No because no one does because each of these incidents have happened in the last week. Besides, I said earlier the Canadian guy looks like a psychopath while the Miami dude was messing around with the wrong drugs and Haitians.


No? Then you should really be quiet, and quit mistaking your own paranoid rambling for thoughtful analysis.


LOL. If my ramblings are paranoid then what the fuck does that make the CDC's graphic novel?

reprise85
06-02-2012, 10:53 PM
The fact that its commissioned by the government is the reason to look into it. The fact they could have chosen any number of pandemics and angles to prepare people, but chose the Zombie one is another curiosity. Also, it was put out just a couple months ago.

And now we have a rash of Zombie killers being reported in the mainstream media, when heretofore it was never really reported in the manner it is now which is the reason this thread exist at all.

They are not fucking zombies. They are not undead creatures. They are cannibals. And once again, it is not uncommon for psychopaths (as a control thing) and psychotic people (from various delusions) to cannibalize their victims. It happens ALL THE TIME. The only reason this is getting so much air time is because of the gruesome first incident. All the rest are not really out of the ordinary in the big picture.

reprise85
06-02-2012, 10:53 PM
people calling these people zombies is really pissing me off

john's ego
06-02-2012, 10:58 PM
people calling these people zombies is really pissing me off
me too.

The Omega Concern
06-02-2012, 11:34 PM
Zombie is also used to describe people who have lost touch with consciousness and self-awareness, yet can respond to the environment around them. The term however is being floated about in such a manner that appears conditional and the government is open and willing participants to play along with this conditioning.


So forget the undead thing, think about what is making these people do these things and why is the media and the government converging on this term, especially in light of the CDC's Zombie Prep 101.

Trotskilicious
06-02-2012, 11:56 PM
he kind of makes sense

reprise85
06-02-2012, 11:58 PM
Again, this stuff happens all the time and nothing is changing. Many of these people are not automatons, they know what they are doing. Do you think the guy who ate the dude's face has the same tie to reality as the one who killed, dismembered, and ate his victim? The latter perpetrator is not a zombie in any sense of the word. And neither are most of these people.

It's extremely annoying, these are human beings, some of them terrible and some of them very mentally disturbed. Calling them zombies is sensational and it pisses me off because it's working and everyone is calling them this and stripping them of humanity and being amused by this stuff.

Really I just dislike how people are paying attention now and don't even realize this shit is common and the social media is perpetuating it like crazy. The zombie meme is annoying.

reprise85
06-03-2012, 12:00 AM
So forget the undead thing, think about what is making these people do these things and why is the media and the government converging on this term, especially in light of the CDC's Zombie Prep 101.

Oh, I guess I glanced over this.

hnibos
06-03-2012, 12:21 AM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/525061_619049909003_829860264_n.jpg

OMFG YES

The Omega Concern
06-03-2012, 12:41 AM
that Romney thing is pretty funny.

Starla
06-03-2012, 02:59 AM
toc, don't worry about it until you look outside and see people eating one another in the streets. Then you'll know shit has hit the fan.

slunken
06-03-2012, 12:31 PM
by then it might be too late

slunken
06-03-2012, 12:58 PM
as i'm reading through this document, there is a big wtf factor knowing that it came from the CDC.

i mean - it's extremely reactive and not pro-active

as in it doesn't matter where the virus came from or how to prevent it they're just illustrating the scenario when it does come

also on part 2 - there's no question about the cdc shipping out vaccines - as if they already exist - it's just up to you to wait it out and then attempt to retrieve them

slunken
06-03-2012, 12:58 PM
we are all going to die

slunken
06-03-2012, 01:01 PM
i think as germ warfare becomes more and more sophisticated (let's not pretend it hasn't been practiced to varying extents for the past 100 years or more in an official capacity and the best of this is the most subtle and undetectable) scenarios like those described above might not be far from reality.

just something to think about

slunken
06-03-2012, 01:04 PM
i don't see how that comic is a metaphor for anything other than pretty much what it describes also it is not as good as the walking dead comics

slunken
06-03-2012, 01:06 PM
oh i guess the lesson is that you should have an emergency kit prepared

still that was terrifying

yo soy el mejor
06-03-2012, 01:06 PM
i'm not gonna worry about zombies until i see one. that would be so exciting.

slunken
06-03-2012, 01:09 PM
i pooped

yo soy el mejor
06-03-2012, 01:28 PM
do you know what i mean when i say a turd is wet and hard?

slunken
06-03-2012, 02:08 PM
i don't think i want to

reprise85
06-04-2012, 06:04 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/people-eat-other-people-on-a-regular-basis.html?imw=Y

finally some social outlet tells people that cannibalism is not uncommon.

Future Boy
06-04-2012, 06:06 PM
wheres the fun in that

MyOneAndOnly
06-04-2012, 07:21 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4awVqRr1eCo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I kept watching this and thinking "somebody's going to kill that guy" and then the last 20 seconds it looked like it might happen

MyOneAndOnly
06-04-2012, 07:24 PM
take your childish 5th grade retort and don't bother posting again until you graduate to at least 6th grade.


Of course its a work of fiction. It's also labeled "Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" and it isn't some fucking conspiratorial web-site: it's an official government document.

so the question is: WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?

:rofl:

this thread has to go on "Omega Concern's Greatest Hits"

The Omega Concern
06-05-2012, 01:36 PM
scotty, sorry about your boyfriend getting caught. he did give 'eating you out' new meaning:



Fugitive 'cannibal' porn star arrested in Berlin internet cafe... looking at news stories about himself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154389/Luka-Rocco-Magnotta-Cannibal-porn-star-arrested-Berlin-internet-cafe.html


http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120604-magnotta-canada-mug-730a.380;380;7;70.jpg

reprise85
06-05-2012, 02:04 PM
lol you called scotty gay

Trotskilicious
06-05-2012, 02:08 PM
what a burn, fags are GROSS

The Omega Concern
06-07-2012, 10:44 PM
its gone full tilt...


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bQWb-5nblx4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

JokeyLoki
06-27-2012, 05:33 PM
Breaking news: the only drug in the guy's system was marijuana.

What?

Sonic Johnny
06-27-2012, 05:42 PM
Great, this will set the course of drug policy reform back another two decades :rolleyes:

Trotskilicious
06-27-2012, 05:54 PM
i always, always, get the munchies for human flesh

reprise85
06-27-2012, 08:56 PM
Breaking news: the only drug in the guy's system was marijuana.

What?

so he was a garden-variety crazy. this shit happens every single fucking day. boo on news outlets creating a mild zombie hysteria

reprise85
06-27-2012, 08:56 PM
i always, always, get the munchies for human flesh

he didn't eat the flesh either

they got all the details wrong, big surprise

The Omega Concern
06-27-2012, 09:13 PM
originally posted by JokeyLoki:

Breaking news: the only drug in the guy's system was marijuana.

What?


I heard it was K2, some mad chemist derivative of pot that apparently has a side-effect of people wanting to eat live flesh? Perhaps, in some people, maybe.


that's the medical conjecture at this time as I was listening in on this latest news item.

reprise85
06-27-2012, 09:18 PM
"k2" (which is a random one or two or three of hundreds of synthetic cannabis mimetics sprayed onto random herbs and packaged) is being ingested by thousands (probably millions at some times) of people every day and has been for the last 5+ years

and for that matter so are "bath salts"

The Omega Concern
06-28-2012, 12:08 AM
ya, ya. its a reach i admit, but the idea of degenerative qualities being sprayed around isn't, so its worth a look as people are reaching for reasons why this case went the way it did (in case you haven't seen the pics).

Perhaps the guys ex-gf is right. Its Voodoo. She didn't believe in it ever until she heard it was her ex as 'the guy who ate the homeless guys face'. She heard about it earlier that day but never clicked it was him at first. She couldn't believe her ex would ever do such a thing and that it couldn't have been him (in spirit) and quickly came around to the Voodoo thing because she knew he was involved on some level.


And/or...both. Its possible Haitians have concoctions of undetectable potions off the radar so to speak. Hard to say...

Trotskilicious
06-28-2012, 12:14 AM
CHEMTRAILS MICROPENIS DYLAR HITLER STUDIES ANDREW PAKULA SPICE MELANGE

reprise85
06-28-2012, 12:19 AM
he cant be serious

tell me he isnt serious

reprise85
06-28-2012, 12:21 AM
it's possible i have a third big toe. it could be invisible. hard to say...

reprise85
06-28-2012, 12:23 AM
perhaps it smoked some k2 and snorted some bathsalts and ate my fourth big toe

The Omega Concern
06-28-2012, 08:28 PM
The epidemiological facts are there are too many synthetics out there for drug test to detect. Period. This story of "nothing to see here, he just had some pot residue" doesn't explain how shit crazy this guy went.


It wasn't just crazy. It was a once in a Millenia moment in the human history of cannibalism and so what the fuck made him snap? This drug test concludes very little yet its being pitched as though its open and shut, the guy just went insane on his own accord or maybe the pot influenced him...that's what this story is suggesting.

Sonic Johnny
06-28-2012, 08:45 PM
^^ http://blog.newsok.com/oddities/files/2012/05/giorgio3.jpg

Trotskilicious
06-28-2012, 09:02 PM
try the pic again sonic j

reprise85
06-28-2012, 11:41 PM
It was a once in a Millenia moment in the human history of cannibalism and so what the fuck made him snap?

no it wasn't. this shit happens a lot.

even if it was an undetectable synthetic stimulant (or cannibinoid, or hallucinogen, or whatever), it is extremely likely others have done the same drug or combination of drugs and not gone batshit crazy and chewed off someone's face.

reprise85
06-28-2012, 11:46 PM
also, correct me if i'm wrong but doesn't a gas chromatography/mass spectrometry single out exact chemicals, so even if it's not known exactly what it is at first, the molecule can be deciphered?

pavementtune
06-29-2012, 12:07 AM
Omega, you're trolling right? For a guy who obviously likes to read up on various topics, you might try a book for a change instead of spreading some "what I learned from Disney chanel" bullshit about vodoo.

The Omega Concern
06-29-2012, 12:22 AM
originally posted by reprise85:

also, correct me if i'm wrong but doesn't a gas chromatography/mass spectrometry single out exact chemicals, so even if it's not known exactly what it is at first, the molecule can be deciphered?




If the cause is chemical within the time of said chemicals presence in the system, likely so.

Leaving that small chance aside, move forward to another explanation of his actions and the most intriguing and plausible in my view is spiritual manipulation. Voodoo. Still possibly drug induced, but days maybe weeks in advance of what then becomes a nigredo, a hollowness and void of a persons spirit that takes over essentially. Such endeavors are meant to be rebirths and his was the end of his life, which makes some sense considering what he was doing at the end and high-est point of his experience.

Just curious, anyone know if the autopsy mentions anything about what or when he last ate something?

The Omega Concern
06-29-2012, 12:30 AM
pavementoon,


Voodoo is just the African then Haitian term for the broader aspect of psychic, spiritual, emotional and any other level of manipulation over another you can think of. It's got its own game for sure, but so do religion and psychiatry. You new here?

reprise85
06-29-2012, 12:50 AM
so if i emotionally blackmail someone i'm using voodoo?

Trotskilicious
06-29-2012, 12:58 AM
Omega, you're trolling right?

it's possible but people are as crazy as he is in my country

Trotskilicious
06-29-2012, 12:59 AM
Voodoo is just the African then Haitian term

actually dickhead voodoo is the racist white oppressor term for vodun but you don't know what the fuck you're even talking about so what a shock

Starla
06-29-2012, 07:13 AM
If the cause is chemical within the time of said chemicals presence in the system, likely so.

Leaving that small chance aside, move forward to another explanation of his actions and the most intriguing and plausible in my view is spiritual manipulation. Voodoo. Still possibly drug induced, but days maybe weeks in advance of what then becomes a nigredo, a hollowness and void of a persons spirit that takes over essentially. Such endeavors are meant to be rebirths and his was the end of his life, which makes some sense considering what he was doing at the end and high-est point of his experience.

Just curious, anyone know if the autopsy mentions anything about what or when he last ate something?

Are you saying someone put roots on this guy, to make him chew someone's face off?

Trotskilicious
06-29-2012, 10:37 AM
it's just one cog in their diabolical machine