View Full Version : so i was out buying a chicken..


yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 07:25 PM
some tomatoes
grapes
bay leaves
onions
chorizo
green beans
celery
and
red peppers

and as i'm standing there waiting to get my chicken i see agenda suicide. lol

reprise85
03-01-2012, 07:27 PM
really?

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 07:28 PM
creppy

MusicMan4
03-01-2012, 07:29 PM
what was she buying?

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 07:30 PM
yes, really. i dunno what she was buying. i just saw her for a sec before she walked into the cereal/olive oil/flour aisle. i was buying a chicken!

reprise85
03-01-2012, 07:31 PM
why would you not say hello

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 07:31 PM
creppy
crappy or creepy?! :beatup:

MusicMan4
03-01-2012, 07:32 PM
why would you not say hello

they do not get along
which might cause awkwardness cause natalie and geo are friends
i for one have popcorn ready just in case <img src="http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4828/icontwisted.gif">

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 07:33 PM
i never feel awkward. ever.

MusicMan4
03-01-2012, 07:33 PM
chorizo


<img src="http://busblog.tonypierce.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/icecreamtruckdancerssj1.jpg">

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 07:35 PM
there are so many awesome things about that pic.

my favorite is the shirtless negro cowboy. and the fact that it's on Gateway Ave.

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 07:36 PM
and the Hiroshima survivor

Mooney
03-01-2012, 07:38 PM
crappy or creepy?! :beatup:

clearly he meant crepey.

— adj , -ier , -iest
(esp of the skin) having a dry wrinkled appearance like crepe

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 07:39 PM
i like how the old man is holding his arm. LOL

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 07:42 PM
lol cotton hill

Toby
03-01-2012, 08:01 PM
why were u buying a chicken?

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 08:02 PM
to cook and eat

Toby
03-01-2012, 08:05 PM
was it on sale?

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 08:06 PM
it was alive when you carried it home on the bus barefoot

Toby
03-01-2012, 08:08 PM
mexicans :rolleyes:

SuckSuckStyle
03-01-2012, 08:09 PM
she swung it around by its head to kill it

MusicMan4
03-01-2012, 08:10 PM
toast you are an idiot

yo soy el mejor
03-01-2012, 08:22 PM
it is a little mexi mart. 4.67 pounds of poultry bb.

teh b0lly!!1
03-01-2012, 08:23 PM
why would you not say hello

http://common.tycoonresearch.com/assets/image/08182010_uncle_leo_1.jpg

Skradgee
03-01-2012, 08:29 PM
Did you 'accidentally a Fleshlight'?

Toby
03-01-2012, 08:30 PM
http://common.tycoonresearch.com/assets/image/08182010_uncle_leo_1.jpg

:rofl:

ilikeplanets
03-01-2012, 09:36 PM
It sucked working in a grocery store when someone I knew outside of work and hated came through my line. Whatcha gunna do??

brendo_91
03-02-2012, 12:39 AM
It sucked working in a grocery store when someone I knew outside of work and hated came through my line. Whatcha gunna do??

price check EVERY. SINGLE. ITEM.

so weigh each carrot individually and price check it. etc.

BlissedandGone2
03-02-2012, 01:27 AM
some tomatoes
grapes
bay leaves
onions
chorizo
green beans
celery
and
red peppers



Whatever you were makin sounds killer

Dogfighter28
03-02-2012, 01:31 AM
so the logical thing to do about it is passively aggressively post about it, so next time you run into each other it will be that much more tolerable.

yo soy el mejor
03-02-2012, 07:24 AM
i wouldn't have said hi to anyone, reprise. i'm not outgoing in that way at all.

especially not enough to see someone for a second and go chasing them down an aisle to say hi when i'm talking to the man at the meat counter.

and lots of netphorians have made threads about other netphorian spottings without being accused of passive agression. not sure what's so rude other than not saying hello... which isn't rude considering i wouldn't have said it to anyone. eh, what does byron know anyway.

yo soy el mejor
03-02-2012, 07:33 AM
Whatever you were makin sounds killer

thanks! we roasted a whole chicken with lemon/herbs/onions and had parmesan taters and fresh green beans on the side.

Dead Frequency
03-02-2012, 07:34 AM
I want some :(

Dead Frequency
03-02-2012, 07:38 AM
All I had for dinner was a stupid delicious peppered beef, salami and cheddar sandwich on roasted garlic bread with mayo and tobasco

yo soy el mejor
03-02-2012, 07:41 AM
i'll trade you some for that sandwich! that sounds groovy.... all the way down to the tabasco. om nom nom.

teh b0lly!!1
03-02-2012, 08:14 AM
man what the fuck is up with all the food talk lately
every time i come here i get mad cravings

Cool As Ice Cream
03-02-2012, 08:20 AM
yeah, fuck you, byron, you passive agressive tool!
i bet if you could post on netphoria on post-its, you would.

BlissedandGone2
03-02-2012, 08:38 AM
All I had for dinner was a stupid delicious peppered beef, salami and cheddar sandwich on roasted garlic bread with mayo and tobasco

holy fuck.

cocksure
03-02-2012, 10:08 AM
did you make this thread to talk about that chance encounter or to talk about chicken

agenda suicide
03-10-2012, 03:11 PM
I didn't know about this thread until Geo told me last night. Where was this? The little tiny grocery market?

ps- That was my first day here.

Elvis The Fat Years
03-10-2012, 03:16 PM
she's obviously stalking you.
you should fear for your life.
death by chicken.

agenda suicide
03-10-2012, 03:18 PM
This hilarious.

Elvis The Fat Years
03-10-2012, 03:19 PM
check for cameras in your tampons.

Trotskilicious
03-10-2012, 06:19 PM
JERRY WHY WOULD YOU NOT SAY CHELLO IT'S YOUR UNCLE LEO!!!

Trotskilicious
03-10-2012, 06:22 PM
i remember one time sp aced made a thread about how he saw me on the bus but he didn't say hello

that was creepy and stupid

say hello people and smile, if they talk too much that's their bad but if you don't wave then you're the jerk

i'm a horrible old crank i still wave at people i reckanize

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 06:55 PM
I might come to Austin in april... would you wave to me? :love:

Trotskilicious
03-10-2012, 06:58 PM
i dunno but you should probably check in at Cheer Up Charlie's on E. 6th.

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:05 PM
looks sweet. I think the shin-dig i'm going for is in Georgetown but i'll be in Austin for sleep

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:06 PM
i hate that song, though.

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:07 PM
wait that looks awful hipstery

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:07 PM
my pants aren't tight enough for that place

reprise85
03-10-2012, 07:14 PM
trots you know you'd smoke mad weed with me and sss

god knows I could use it right about now

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:16 PM
awww. wish you could come chill right now! i'm about to pack a bowl

reprise85
03-10-2012, 07:26 PM
i needs a full time job before i can smoke again

but thanks for the thought :-)

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:28 PM
whatever i still need someone to hang out with.

my friends are being assholes recently :( it's actually really starting to hurt my feelings.

reprise85
03-10-2012, 07:31 PM
aw that's not very nice. chumps.

Dogfighter28
03-10-2012, 07:40 PM
ive ordered papa johns 3 saturdays in a row

and i'm out of toilet paper

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:45 PM
i know. it's their M.O., though.

if i had a life i wouldn't care. but as it is i only have a handful of friends round here and the ones i have are probably the worst i know when it comes to common courteousy.

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:45 PM
ew papa johns isnt real pizza

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 07:45 PM
at least the cheese isnt

Dead Frequency
03-10-2012, 08:03 PM
Lol @ the unemployed not smoking. If you don't have a job and aren't smoking weed, what the hell are you doing with your life

Dogfighter28
03-10-2012, 08:48 PM
ew papa johns isnt real pizza

I was afraid trots would call me a pizza snob :(

reprise85
03-10-2012, 08:49 PM
papa johns is the best chain pizza by far

Dogfighter28
03-10-2012, 08:54 PM
When I was 15 I wrote a song about how papa johns used to put their pepperoni under the cheese

All I remember now is the bridge - Papa, papa, papa - why'd you have to change?

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 09:02 PM
ew. ugh. no.

i know a ton of people love papa johns, though so i guess there's something to it. I also havent had it in a while. i remember it tasting like bad dominoes before they changed shit up.

if there's one thing i feel comfortable being "snobby" about, it's pizza. I've honestly never met anyone who eats as much as i do. sometimes i worry about myself.

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 09:04 PM
papa johns is the best chain pizza by far

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TKxG7OPWDbI/AAAAAAAAGSs/pZEAuJiJZQk/s400/Round_Table_Pizza_logo.jpg

whenever i fly home from somewhere i make a point to tell whomever is picking me up to pre-arrange for this to be on hand shortly after arrival.

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 09:05 PM
oh man you got me thinkin bout pizza now.

good thing i plan on having it for din din

Dogfighter28
03-10-2012, 09:29 PM
Round table is the shit! I had it after soccer practice as a kid, when living in Monterrey CA

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 09:30 PM
right? KILLS papa J

reprise85
03-10-2012, 09:49 PM
they dont have those here

SuckSuckStyle
03-10-2012, 09:53 PM
:rolleyes: yet another reason to come hang out with me

Toby
03-11-2012, 07:15 AM
right? KILLS papa J

papa johns is the best chain pizza by far

I love me some Dominos, but I won't give another penny to the local owners so I have to settle for second best (PJ)

SuckSuckStyle
03-11-2012, 01:00 PM
i want to try toby pizza

SuckSuckStyle
03-11-2012, 01:01 PM
that's my ultimate pizza goal

Dogfighter28
03-11-2012, 01:50 PM
key to sprucing up a shitty delivery pizza and making it good - extra sauce, extra cheez

agenda suicide
03-11-2012, 02:20 PM
Lol @ the unemployed not smoking. If you don't have a job and aren't smoking weed, what the hell are you doing with your life

Because not smoking just in case you get an interview somewhere that drug tests is stupid.

Dogfighter28
03-11-2012, 02:24 PM
If you need weed to keep your life interesting sans-job then I think you should be asking yourself that question.

SuckSuckStyle
03-11-2012, 02:43 PM
tobes do you have sides of ranch w your pizza? pics?

Dead Frequency
03-11-2012, 09:28 PM
Because not smoking just in case you get an interview somewhere that drug tests is stupid.

The ol' urinalysis quandary. Yeah, you can get around those.

slunken
03-11-2012, 09:32 PM
tobes do you have sides of ranch w your pizza? pics?

i certainly hope to hell not

Dead Frequency
03-11-2012, 09:33 PM
If you need weed to keep your life interesting sans-job then I think you should be asking yourself that question.

Yeah I don't know, I haven't been unemployed for more than a couple weeks in the last nine years

Trotskilicious
03-11-2012, 09:49 PM
significant traces of weed will most often be washed out of your system in 3-5 days.

Trotskilicious
03-11-2012, 09:49 PM
but you do need to put the pipe down DF

Dead Frequency
03-11-2012, 10:25 PM
I don't really smoke heaps all the time, honestly. 3-4 bowls a day, all after work. The whole irresponsible stoner gig is bullshit.

Toby
03-12-2012, 05:10 AM
i certainly hope to hell not

I certainly don't.

Toby
03-12-2012, 05:11 AM
I don't really smoke heaps all the time, honestly. 3-4 bowls a day, all after work. The whole irresponsible stoner gig is bullshit.

I gotta have my wakey bakey

Dead Frequency
03-12-2012, 06:49 AM
Yeah, I can't do it. Too paranoid about stinking at work. Had a close call. But that's why I make cookies

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Cisforcookie.jpg

teh b0lly!!1
03-12-2012, 07:09 AM
are you going to work high on cookies?
it's like 10 times stronger than a joint, how do you even manage

Dead Frequency
03-12-2012, 07:31 AM
Very carefully.

teh b0lly!!1
03-12-2012, 07:36 AM
alright. tell me this: what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you at work while high on cookies

Eulogy
03-12-2012, 07:37 AM
I don't really smoke heaps all the time, honestly. 3-4 bowls a day, all after work.

uh

Cool As Ice Cream
03-12-2012, 07:57 AM
lol

Geek USA
03-13-2012, 07:52 PM
I don't find 3-4 bowls to be excessive. I smoke twice that throughout the day.

Dead Frequency
03-13-2012, 08:08 PM
http://www.yourish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fat-bastard-11756.jpg
I smoke because I drink and I drink because I smoke. Oh, ay, its a vicious cycle, but i don't know what to do :(

agenda suicide
03-13-2012, 08:17 PM
I'm going to keep shopping at that place just lurking for ******. Then I will run and jump on her.

mxzombie
03-13-2012, 08:30 PM
great, now we can't shop there anymore. they have the cheapest chick'n in town. and it's the only place we can get yoli

<img src=http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1295/1181768875_2837c83e06.jpg>

agenda suicide
03-13-2012, 09:01 PM
Damn son. My heart is hurt.

SuckSuckStyle
03-13-2012, 09:25 PM
I certainly don't.

it's over.

Toby
03-13-2012, 09:27 PM
I don't find 3-4 bowls to be excessive. I smoke twice that throughout the day.

F'real

Dogfighter28
03-13-2012, 09:40 PM
I guess it depends on the person. One good bowl will put me under for the day

SuckSuckStyle
03-13-2012, 09:42 PM
i ate a 4x cookie in police custody while washing cop cars for 8 hours. schwing.

Eulogy
03-13-2012, 09:44 PM
I don't find 3-4 bowls to be excessive. I smoke twice that throughout the day.

i'm not saying it's a bad thing but i don't think you can claim it's not "excessive." but that's compared to the average person, i suppose.

i guess we'd have to establish a more accurate baseline for this analysis.

duovamp
03-13-2012, 09:46 PM
Fat bong ripz.

Dogfighter28
03-13-2012, 09:46 PM
i just bought an acoustic bass what is wrong with me

Dead Frequency
03-13-2012, 09:59 PM
Nothing, those things are awesome. What did you get

Dogfighter28
03-13-2012, 10:02 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71yTdgWg0pL._AA1500_.jpg

Dogfighter28
03-13-2012, 10:02 PM
but i dont even play the bass

Dead Frequency
03-13-2012, 10:08 PM
That's pretty bad ass, really

Dead Frequency
03-13-2012, 10:10 PM
The bass, not that you don't play bass. Bass is my favorite instrument.

SuckSuckStyle
03-13-2012, 10:12 PM
yeah that is a p coll bass

yo soy el mejor
03-13-2012, 11:22 PM
that's it. buyin' a yoli tomorrow.

yo soy el mejor
06-04-2012, 10:14 PM
99.9% sure tim and i saw eulogy this morning. i think he got off at the wrong stop, too. tim saw him really...i only saw his back because i was behind him on the stairs but i recognized his head.

Sonic Johnny
06-04-2012, 10:32 PM
I'm sure that Mercurial and I have stood on the same street at some point, even if we were kilometres apart.

yo soy el mejor
06-05-2012, 09:31 AM
i thought mercurial lived in texas. maybe i'm thinking of someone else who starts with an 'm' or maybe i was lied to.

where are you right now, sonic johnny?