View Full Version : what will become of monty when billy corgan dies?


Cool As Ice Cream
02-24-2012, 05:54 AM
what will he do?

(this is for a school project.)

teh b0lly!!1
02-24-2012, 06:34 AM
A segregated, secluded monster, imprisoning women in his basement and raping children to "Baby Let's Rock"

great poster
02-24-2012, 07:25 AM
BABY LET'S ROCK ON MY ROCK-HARD-DICK!!

Kahlo
02-24-2012, 07:53 AM
He will stop eating. He will be inconsolable. His wife will try but unfortunately fail to save him from his own despair. He will die.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-24-2012, 08:03 AM
he will hold "one minute of selince" on www.crestfallen.com.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-24-2012, 08:04 AM
he will become an alcoholic.
he will come out of the closet.
he will continue to steal for jesus.

Kahlo
02-24-2012, 08:15 AM
His death will make some Mormons question the plans of holy father. Many will leave and the momentum will become unstoppable. The church will collapse as a result.

Both Billy Corgan and Monte will be hailed as great heroes by Atheists everywhere.

Kahlo
02-24-2012, 08:16 AM
Izzle will proclaim that the Machina Mystery has been solved.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-24-2012, 08:18 AM
monty will tweet: "rip billy corgan my sweet prince u will always be remember"

Cool As Ice Cream
02-24-2012, 08:23 AM
monty will change his online name to monteSP, "in loving mammory of the biggest band of all times".

Kahlo
02-24-2012, 08:30 AM
loving mammory.

It was cheap, but worth it :)

antiskum
02-24-2012, 10:50 AM
is it different depending on whether or not he killed him?

Slurpee
02-24-2012, 11:45 AM
he will hold "one minute of selince" on www.crestfallen.com.

I think it will be "1 minute of slients"

DaveKShape
02-24-2012, 01:37 PM
He'll still be a mindless bigot with a low-IQ who is obsessed with Billy Corgan. It doesn't matter if Billy is dead or alive.

Esty
02-24-2012, 04:53 PM
You ever see that scene in "full metal jacket" when private pyle loses his shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lryr-3Ho2mQ&noredirect=1



That.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-27-2012, 02:26 AM
I think it will be "1 minute of slients"

good call.

The Melty Man
02-27-2012, 06:28 AM
what will he do?

(this is for a school project.)

Are you sure Billy will die first?

Cool As Ice Cream
02-27-2012, 06:49 AM
any minute now.

The Melty Man
02-27-2012, 07:12 AM
By "die", I assume you are referring to a King Lear-like euphemism...

Cool As Ice Cream
02-27-2012, 07:13 AM
no.

fuzzyroes
02-27-2012, 07:46 PM
Monte will baptize Corgans corpse and try to make him a Mormon in the afterlife... Fuckin weirdo!

geek_xyu
02-27-2012, 08:49 PM
necrophiliac.

SlingeroGuitaro
02-27-2012, 08:54 PM
blistered weenie monteee

Venom
02-28-2012, 05:49 PM
He will hopefully hang himself with his magic underwear.

Kahlo
02-28-2012, 06:08 PM
Aww, does anyone actually wish death upon Monte?

MusicMan4
02-28-2012, 06:31 PM
his micropenis will be donated to the mutter museum

geek_xyu
02-28-2012, 09:46 PM
Aww, does anyone actually wish death upon Monte?

If he hangs himself with his magic underpants.. That might be the greatest publicity Billy Corgan could wish for at this moment.

Do it for Billy, Monte.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-29-2012, 02:48 AM
Aww, does anyone actually wish death upon Monte?
you mean you don't?
i think you need to get your head checked. i'm worried about your mental health.

Cool As Ice Cream
03-04-2012, 08:13 AM
what will become of montyphoria when monty dies?

Kahlo
03-04-2012, 10:11 AM
He will pass it onto his children.

The thought of Monte indoctrinating his future kids (if he has them) fills me with dread.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-25-2012, 07:23 AM
i believe monty is monitoring billy, and trying to make a child at the same time as billy, so their children can be friends with each other.

*ethical stalking

Kahlo
05-25-2012, 09:39 AM
Come on Billy, Monte's wife isn't getting any younger...

Shallowed
05-25-2012, 10:07 AM
Monte's offspring: Daddy guess what I learned in school today!
Monte: What did you learn in school, Junior?
Monte's offspring: Guess how many people live in America!
Monte: So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa

reprise85
05-25-2012, 10:30 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pasta of Muppet again.

Cool As Ice Cream
02-26-2015, 07:17 AM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=290337
*turns on Spin Doctors - Two Princes* (if you have this song feel free to turn it on.. ya I know it should be two princess, but hey whatever)

Mo
02-26-2015, 07:36 AM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=290337

None of those people have posted here in the last few years.



:(

Butt Pope
02-26-2015, 08:04 AM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=290337


"ng she asked if I could hang out, I was asleep. But ya whatever. She is really cute and I was kind of in the grove of whatever."

New Pumpkins Project Potential: "Grove of Whatever"

juliana
02-26-2015, 08:39 AM
Before the close Bill's coffin, Monte will jump inside and be buried alive with Bill's corpse.

Funbags
02-26-2015, 09:30 AM
New Pumpkins Project Potential: "Grove of Whatever"

:rofl:

Rairun
02-26-2015, 09:44 AM
Monte's offspring: Daddy guess what I learned in school today!
Monte: What did you learn in school, Junior?
Monte's offspring: Guess how many people live in America!
Monte: So u think your all that b/c u know how many ppl are in the usa

Old, but... :rofl:

SlingeroGuitaro
02-26-2015, 01:52 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd92/kelticwench/Fantasyland/f5b8e5d6-1.jpg

rolmos
02-26-2015, 07:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NOeML1K.jpg

never forget

juliana
02-26-2015, 07:29 PM
Monte's love is strange.

Lucky Day Spa
02-26-2015, 07:40 PM
if bill dies you know the corpse is getting exhumed in the dead of night, smuggled out in a mazda mx5 and, after conversion into an animatronic puppet, posed in a la-z-boy recliner in monte's living room

Lucky Day Spa
02-26-2015, 07:41 PM
everybody say hello to Best Frend Billy

juliana
02-26-2015, 08:08 PM
http://imageshack.com/i/g43ek7j

juliana
02-26-2015, 08:14 PM
everybody say hello to Best Frend Billy


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Grox
02-26-2015, 08:23 PM
OMG / LOL / YES @ monte wearing a tie to siddhartha how did i miss this

Elphenor
02-26-2015, 08:27 PM
I always thought monty would be the cause of Billy's death

IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM NO ONE CAN

juliana
02-26-2015, 08:42 PM
Monte manning the web cam.

http://imageshack.com/i/0y8wpzj


And these are the lovely shots we got

http://imageshack.com/i/nhf8bdj
http://imageshack.com/i/0siwvfj
http://imageshack.com/i/g1ohdoj

Airplane mode and monte
http://imageshack.com/i/0zkts6p

Shallowed
02-26-2015, 08:43 PM
if bill dies you know the corpse is getting exhumed in the dead of night, smuggled out in a mazda mx5 and, after conversion into an animatronic puppet, posed in a la-z-boy recliner in monte's living room

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7a8cf40a80dc76aa2b3479fd975f57de/tumblr_mzmdozRRGV1shf8zxo1_400.jpg

killtrocity
02-26-2015, 09:04 PM
monty will change his online name to monteSP, "in loving mammory of the biggest band of all times".

Where's the picture of monte staring at that large memoried-woman

Ram27
02-26-2015, 09:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NOeML1K.jpg

never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sreJ67-h-3A&t=37s

Trotskilicious
02-26-2015, 10:58 PM
monty will tweet: "rip billy corgan my sweet prince u will always be remember"

rip in peas

Trotskilicious
02-26-2015, 11:16 PM
Where's the picture of monte staring at that large memoried-woman

large memoried is a malapropism worthy of monte

chuckhagel
02-26-2015, 11:41 PM
hopefully suicide

Gavvvvvin
02-26-2015, 11:41 PM
Monte dressed like a boffin next to that giant synth looks like a NASA shuttle launch.

SensibleChuckle
02-27-2015, 12:02 AM
Monte accidentally killed Billy in 2008 and used the magic that the Mormons have been harvesting to resurrect the Billy that we see today. What he didn't realize is...

http://media.giphy.com/media/5wWf7GNRCoaALDgmzlK/giphy.gif

Mals Marola
02-27-2015, 12:22 AM
the credits will roll and he will walk off in the distance to this song

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wD_M7PLQhvs?showinfo=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

then a post-credit segment of him eating people or something

FoolofaTook
02-27-2015, 07:37 AM
when billy dies monteh will sorrowfully but resolutely challenge kanyeh west to a duel.

LaBelle
02-27-2015, 07:45 AM
Monte will steal Billy's body from the morgue. Become a serial killer and kill everyone that was a member of the Smashing Pumpkins, and set up a stage set in his garage where he will pose the dead bodies as if they were playing a concert.

FoolofaTook
02-27-2015, 08:34 AM
Old, but... :rofl:

old?

try timeless

that shit ranks up there with c Wilson and larkin london

Rider
02-27-2015, 09:40 AM
http://imageshack.com/i/g43ek7j

Monte had something totally different in mind when Billy invited him to watch him work his knob.

Run To Me
02-27-2015, 10:59 AM
Hilarious thread and taught me the definition of "boffin"

Fuck what a fun word to say

bye june
02-27-2015, 11:33 AM
Prepare for lift off in 3...2...1...

Corgan's Bluff
02-27-2015, 02:35 PM
:noway: Asking the MOB:
What will become of NETPHORIA when Billy Corgan dies?

juliana
02-27-2015, 03:00 PM
Shut up Tilman.

juliana
02-27-2015, 03:03 PM
Monte had something totally different in mind when Billy invited him to watch him work his knob.

Lololoololol!


After that day, things didn't seem to be the same with monte and Bill.
That's what it seems like anyway.

He is still Bill's minion slave but he doesn't seem to get much from him in the way of interviews. And nexus put crestfallen out of business.

Corgan's Bluff
02-27-2015, 03:21 PM
:rolleyes:
Asking MORE precisely:
What will become of JULIANA RUCCHETTO when Billy Corgan dies?

juliana
02-27-2015, 03:58 PM
is tilman stalking me now too?

Corgan's Bluff
02-27-2015, 04:03 PM
I'm not stalking ugly cats...

Corgan's Bluff
02-27-2015, 04:21 PM
Relieved and offended...

Run To Me
02-27-2015, 06:42 PM
Monet LSD to thread

Butt Pope
02-27-2015, 07:54 PM
oh my god, now that is just the most clever and witty thing i've read all day.. it's refreshing to see you taking a break from whining about all the message board saddos who don't appreciate your elitist collection of cd-rs, to take a piss in the 10th "let's obsess over monty and his connection to billy" thread..

one could argue that all monty threads aren't created equal, but the theme remains the same; senseless drivel and repeats of dated information that only a handful of you still acknowledge.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! OMG OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, PLEASE MORE SENSELESS INFORMATION ABOUT THAT MORMON KID YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH!

Look at this care post.

juliana
02-27-2015, 08:12 PM
If you aren't a fan of monte, why come to montephoria?
MonteVIP

fuzzyroes
02-27-2015, 08:27 PM
What ever was straw that broke the camels back regarding Corgan and Monte?

There was a time when Monte got promotional rights for every upcoming Pumpkins release... He's now seemingly cut off... and ironically enough Montes nowhere to be seen in any of the SP communities.

Is he heartbroken? Is he no longer a Pumpkins fan? So many questions remain unanswered.

juliana
02-27-2015, 08:52 PM
He's like the wind....

Kahlo
02-28-2015, 12:19 PM
He spat instead of swallowed. It didn't go down well that he didn't go down well.

amoergosum
02-28-2015, 12:45 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/bg36s0.pnghttp://i47.tinypic.com/bg36s0.pnghttp://i47.tinypic.com/bg36s0.png

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Elijah Moon
02-28-2015, 01:14 PM
What's the backstory to this monte/Corgan thing, then? I'm out of the loop

LaBelle
02-28-2015, 02:53 PM
When Billy left Monte was he... crestfallen?

MonteLDS
02-28-2015, 11:14 PM
What's the backstory to this monte/Corgan thing, then? I'm out of the loop

I went from an eager fan who went to a lot of shows, hung out after the show with other fans to meet the artist, to a fan who now has the good fortune to know the artist

juliana
02-28-2015, 11:22 PM
I should have got Monte's autograph when I had the chance.

Funbags
03-01-2015, 08:40 AM
I went from an eager fan who went to a lot of shows, hung out after the show with other fans to meet the artist, to a fan who now has the good fortune to know the artist

Did you break up with Billy?

Kahlo
03-01-2015, 09:16 AM
I went from an eager fan who went to a lot of shows, hung out after the show with other fans to meet the artist, to a fan who now has the good fortune to know the artist

"And I'm sure you know me well, as I'm sure you don't"

-Billy, seeing into the future on Monte.

pavementtune
03-01-2015, 09:23 AM
have all of you erased the CASH REWARDS stunt from your memory?

nicely done, monty. and a heartfelt "go fuck yourself"

can we close this thread already.

Kahlo
03-01-2015, 09:30 AM
Aye, get tae fuck you bell-end.

pavementtune
03-01-2015, 09:32 AM
Aye, get tae fuck you bell-end.
is this Montese with a Scottish accent?

Ram27
03-01-2015, 09:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/RUJd7MR.png

Ram27
03-01-2015, 09:41 AM
I wonder how much other stuff those leakers had

#cashrewards

Kahlo
03-01-2015, 09:59 AM
is this Montese with a Scottish accent?

No, it's Scots. Don't be ignorant (Scotland has approx 5 million people, and yes I think I'm all that)

pavementtune
03-01-2015, 10:01 AM
No, it's Scots. Don't be ignorant (Scotland has approx 5 million people, and yes I think I'm all that)

I'm not surprise!

Kahlo
03-01-2015, 10:08 AM
Man, this thread is damaging my self of steam!

http://www.actionfigurecustoms.com/uploaded_images/Ralph-Wiggum-Valetine-Card-Simpsons.jpg

Funbags
03-01-2015, 10:32 AM
have all of you erased the CASH REWARDS stunt from your memory?

Did Monte get CASH REWARDS?

Corgan's Bluff
03-01-2015, 01:40 PM
I went from an eager fan who went to a lot of shows, hung out after the show with other fans to meet the artist, to a fan who now has the good fortune to know the artist

Could you tell something in a few words about your CRESTFALLEN-site? When you started it and how and why it changed over the years?
I like the concept of direct links to the original articles more than copying from other articles like Alternative Nation mostly does. And it's nice that even old band members like James Iha are well presented in their actual activities.

MonteLDS
03-01-2015, 07:53 PM
Could you tell something in a few words about your CRESTFALLEN-site? When you started it and how and why it changed over the years?
I like the concept of direct links to the original articles more than copying from other articles like Alternative Nation mostly does. And it's nice that even old band members like James Iha are well presented in their actual activities.

A friend bought Crestfallen.com back in the 2000's and later gave me the domain to me about 3-4 years ago.

I wanted there to be a news site with an agenda of posting SP news in a positive light.
I told Billy about it and he was very supportive of the idea. Which later led to exclusive interviews to add to the news.

The change from articles to links happened because I personal saw the same thing that Billy has recently been saying, most people were reading headlines and not the full articles. So now I give people the "headlines" and if they are really interested they can click through and find out more.

MonteLDS
03-01-2015, 07:56 PM
can we close this thread already.

that is up to you.
Personally it should of never been posted here IMHO.

Ram27
03-01-2015, 08:49 PM
I personal saw

should of never

Good to know Monte's in full form

Trotskilicious
03-01-2015, 08:50 PM
hey do you guys think juliana is the creepiest creep on the board?

Corgan's Bluff
03-01-2015, 09:36 PM
…We might have to wait for the typical ceremony, where Juliana seeks the attention in such a verbal abusive way, that one of the administrators stops the thread.

chuckhagel
03-01-2015, 11:14 PM
well if you're going to acknowledge others who have questions why not give some insight on the whole 'cash rewards' fiasco? why do you feel entitled to unreleased material but then shit your pants and run to billy when you see a handful of demos leak out to other fans? what do you get out it honestly? billy has given you enough exclusive access over the years (the tea discs being a great example) to be grateful right?

This hypocrisy will always be the legacy of who Monte is as a person.

Trotskilicious
03-01-2015, 11:14 PM
…We might have to wait for the typical ceremony, where Juliana seeks the attention in such a verbal abusive way, that one of the administrators stops the thread.

is this what they do on the o board cuz we dont give a fuck, hombre

juliana
03-01-2015, 11:43 PM
hey do you guys think juliana is the creepiest creep on the board?

Yes!

Cool As Ice Cream
03-02-2015, 03:27 AM
pumpkins camp

FoolofaTook
03-02-2015, 10:53 AM
I wanted there...


http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10400000/God-Bless-You-All-3-god-the-creator-10438457-396-396.gif

Corgan's Bluff
03-02-2015, 11:02 AM
is this what they do on the o board cuz we dont give a fuck, hombre

Not “Hombre”, Morrisey, you’re in the wrong movie:
Deputy Sheriff Walt Coogan alias Clint Eastwood in “Coogan’s Bluff”.

BTW, I’ve chosen this picture for the wonderful landscape with the smell of a :smoke:

FoolofaTook
03-02-2015, 11:07 AM
Does Corgan's bluff have like mesas and plateaus and winding ravines and cascading cataracts and shit?

Corgan's Bluff
03-02-2015, 12:09 PM
A friend bought Crestfallen.com back in the 2000's and later gave me the domain to me about 3-4 years ago.

I wanted there to be a news site with an agenda of posting SP news in a positive light.
I told Billy about it and he was very supportive of the idea. Which later led to exclusive interviews to add to the news.

The change from articles to links happened because I personal saw the same thing that Billy has recently been saying, most people were reading headlines and not the full articles. So now I give people the "headlines" and if they are really interested they can click through and find out more.

How do you manage it, to keep the site going on? Do you have people that support you on the daily work; do you have some sponsoring to finance the project?
Are you the only connection for Billy Corgan to “Netphoria” like some people here allege you or does he have other people doing visits to the fan base as part of a professional work? Could you imagine that even Billy himself looks what kind of vibe is going on about his band project?

Corgan's Bluff
03-02-2015, 12:13 PM
Does Corgan's bluff have like mesas and plateaus and winding ravines and cascading cataracts and shit?

You'll find the answer in the movie...

brutechinasky
03-02-2015, 01:18 PM
Always thought he was going to be buried alive together with billy's corpse, like the slaves in the ancient egypt

Elijah Moon
03-02-2015, 04:51 PM
monte got a raw deal

Run To Me
03-02-2015, 07:27 PM
This threads turn into a shadowlands lemonparty

b/c it hates hipsters

Wheres the sweater vest pic

killtrocity
03-02-2015, 07:30 PM
Coogan's Biggest Blunder

sppunk
03-02-2015, 09:26 PM
that is up to you.
Personally it should of never been posted here IMHO.

Personally you should apologize to Gaddrow for stealing music, but well a decade I guess is enough time to ignore you physically stole property.

You're all hat and no cattle.

Corgan's Bluff
03-02-2015, 09:37 PM
Coogan's Biggest Blunder

Saturday Night Meth

absof
03-03-2015, 02:43 AM
How do you manage it, to keep the site going on?

ineptly

Cool As Ice Cream
03-03-2015, 02:50 AM
if your not a real fan of monty than why are you even hear?

Corgan's Bluff
03-03-2015, 04:55 AM
ineptly

generally, especially

FoolofaTook
03-03-2015, 09:27 AM
Always thought he was going to be buried alived together with billy's corpse, like the slaves in the ancient egypt

mummified monte?

monte the mummy?

FoolofaTook
03-03-2015, 09:28 AM
mormon mummy?

MonteLDS
03-03-2015, 01:51 PM
Personally you should apologize to Gaddrow for stealing music, but well a decade I guess is enough time to ignore you physically stole property.

You're all hat and no cattle.

Nothing was stolen. And I have put that behind me, it was what? over 10 years ago. I can't recall that last time I spoke to him but I do recall in 2007 picking him up from Oakland airport and driving him to San Francisco for an SP show and everything being very cordial.

I am not sure why you are still hung up on this..

Cool As Ice Cream
03-04-2015, 02:43 AM
over twelve years ago
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=17416

juliana
03-04-2015, 03:50 AM
:o

Trotskilicious
03-04-2015, 03:53 AM
theres so many more recent reasons to think monte sucks

Trotskilicious
03-04-2015, 03:53 AM
soooo many

juliana
03-04-2015, 04:12 AM
He doesn't think right and wrong apply to him.

Elphenor
03-04-2015, 04:27 AM
Is he mentally retarded? His posts really read that way

Trotskilicious
03-04-2015, 04:28 AM
i could ask the same of you

Elphenor
03-04-2015, 04:29 AM
I don't mean as in what they actually say but in the way they're written

dreams of glass
03-04-2015, 04:30 AM
i could ask the same of you

how ironic

dreams of glass
03-04-2015, 04:35 AM
btw my asian girlfriend is massaging my feet right now,

and it feels great

Dennis Nedry
03-05-2015, 04:24 PM
Long time casual fan, first time poster.

lemonscure
03-05-2015, 04:36 PM
He'll make Billy the 2nd Elvis, you know, the rumours that he was still alive. "You know I'm not dead" - and he'll use this as his best proof

FoolofaTook
03-12-2015, 10:07 AM
when b0lly dies, monte will boldly, bravely take up the mantle of his departed master, much like Elisha carried on the mission of Elijah.

ButtHash
03-12-2015, 02:14 PM
How is his name pronounced? I've always pronounced it MON-tee, but that's just too goofy to ever be right. I also imagine it pronounced mon-TAY, which is funny.

Butt Pope
03-12-2015, 02:34 PM
The M is silent.

Titty Boi
03-13-2015, 02:18 AM
don't let them get you down, M.

FoolofaTook
03-13-2015, 08:14 AM
he knows we love him

like the gimp in the basement is loved by his master and dominator.