View Full Version : If Darcy released a solo album...


starlightvideoproductions
01-23-2012, 06:24 PM
And by solo album I mean about 50 minutes worth of Darcy yelling at her cats (but chosed by Darcy), would you listen to it? Oh, and for funzies: Darcy was guaranteed to be naked while she was yelling at said cats. There would be no visual nudity though. The album cover would just be black with "Durcee yelts at curts" in white, Arial font. Bold.

Thank you.

reprise85
01-23-2012, 08:33 PM
i bet it would be out before oceania

Ball Sack Face
01-23-2012, 08:51 PM
Let's hope

applepwnz
01-23-2012, 09:05 PM
The album cover would just be black with "Durcee yelts at curts" in white, Arial font. Bold.


I would only listen if "Durcee yelts at curts" was in Impact font Bold

TuralyonW3
01-23-2012, 09:13 PM
It would be better than widow wake my mind

vbshlofbvgos
01-23-2012, 09:47 PM
There would be no visual nudity

that would definitely be a plus in 2012

smashingjj
01-23-2012, 10:13 PM
audible nudity

lala
01-24-2012, 02:07 AM
:dead:

The Melty Man
01-24-2012, 04:50 AM
I'd buy Let it Come Down first and I haven't stopped to that level yet...

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:48 AM
do you see booty
do you see lahve

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:48 AM
Let It Come Down sounds like fucking

michael buble or some shit

turn this off

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 08:50 AM
haha

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:52 AM
it's not funny

compare all the songs off that record with 'everything' by michael buble

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 08:53 AM
I got a secret in my pocket
and no one’s gotta know

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:53 AM
Is it the foot of your turtle?

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 08:55 AM
NOONES GOTTA KNOW

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 08:55 AM
i don't have a turtle
i am not františek

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 08:56 AM
i'm just happy to see you

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:57 AM
FRANKSTEAK IS ACTUALLY COOLASICECREAM.

rottenugly
01-24-2012, 08:58 AM
ILLUMINATI.

Cool As Ice Cream
01-24-2012, 09:12 AM
i am not franksteak
and franksteak is not me
i hope that clears it up

starlightvideoproductions
01-24-2012, 10:06 AM
Also, despite the album having no instrumentation, the drumming will be better than Lil' Mikeys.

SlingeroGuitaro
01-24-2012, 04:34 PM
If Darcy released a solo album, would she play on the record?

themadcaplaughs
01-24-2012, 05:58 PM
It would still be better than Let It Come Down.

RenewRevive
01-24-2012, 09:36 PM
how about track titles? obviously they'd be covers, so i'm going for:

1. The Drugs Don't Work
2. Wild Horses
3. I Fought the Law

Those are the easy ones, I'm sure you creative types can go better...

MyOneAndOnly
01-24-2012, 10:04 PM
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me

MustardLies
01-24-2012, 11:10 PM
mary had a little drug problem

Catherine Wheel
01-24-2012, 11:25 PM
.....Her coke was white as snow

starlightvideoproductions
01-24-2012, 11:50 PM
4) I used to be hot but then I just got weird looking.

slunken
01-25-2012, 01:04 AM
5) Plastic Surgery Horse Farm

slunken
01-25-2012, 01:04 AM
6) (I'm Sick Of) Your Shit - featuring Kerry Brown on drums & Billy Corgan on lead guitar

slunken
01-25-2012, 01:05 AM
7) The Needle and the Damage Done

slunken
01-25-2012, 01:06 AM
8) Warrior Princess (12" version)

slunken
01-25-2012, 01:07 AM
9) Lonesome Town

pale_princess
01-25-2012, 12:35 PM
10) i love davy jones

RenewRevive
01-26-2012, 11:07 AM
awesome work people, maybe this is gonna be a great year.