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Dogfighter28
01-11-2012, 07:00 PM
I'll start.

Until I was in about 8th or 9th grade, i was really into professional wrestling.

My favorite wrestler was Bill Goldberg.

When I would mow the lawn on hot summer days, I would take cold showers. I would turn the water the coldest it could go and punch the water and scream, pretending I was Bill Goldberg during his intro when he walked through the sparks:


<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WF3x0H2-Cqo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


also, look at that dong.

Your turn, netphoria.

bahnzah
01-11-2012, 07:02 PM
I've had sex with an astoundingly high number of women. Every single one achieved orgasm.

reprise85
01-11-2012, 07:07 PM
one time i crashed my car on purpose. I went to do it and there were workers there and I had to swerve and I hit a tree and had some damage but no real injuries. I was trying to hurt myself, and I was barely holding on to a job while being an addict and mentally fucked and I don't know what I was thinking.

SuckSuckStyle
01-11-2012, 08:08 PM
she didnt lose the $20 in the sheets. i swiped it while she was sleeping after she pissed me off. and i don't feel guilty about it at all.

reprise85
01-11-2012, 08:11 PM
when i was an addict i stole whenever i saw an opportunity and now that I'm not sometimes the training comes back when I see money unattended to, purses or what have you. obviously i dont steal anymore but i wish the thought i would go away

:(

Trotskilicious
01-11-2012, 10:01 PM
like seriously can we get a pool going on dogfighter coming out of the closet for real

duovamp
01-11-2012, 10:15 PM
I'm more interested in him ragequitting.

I don't think he's gay tho. 28if is totes coming up on my 'dar.

Dogfighter28
01-11-2012, 11:03 PM
I already rage quit once. And I stayed away for at least half a year if I remember straight

SuckSuckStyle
01-11-2012, 11:04 PM
28if is totes coming up on my 'dar.

it was the scarf, wasn't it?

scottytheoneand
01-11-2012, 11:07 PM
I could confess some shit. but i'd have to admit it to myself.

Toast
01-11-2012, 11:09 PM
I sit down to pee most of the time.

duovamp
01-11-2012, 11:28 PM
if I remember straight

Heh.

TuralyonW3
01-11-2012, 11:46 PM
I am Catherine Wheel

Dead Frequency
01-11-2012, 11:47 PM
I dance a lot while I drive. With my car.

bahnzah
01-11-2012, 11:50 PM
I am Catherine Wheel

If you're telling the truth, then "greatest troll ever," but 90% of the people on here are too small-minded to appreciate it.

slunken
01-11-2012, 11:59 PM
i miss my ex like the devil

cork_soaker
01-12-2012, 12:06 AM
can't stand paul mccartney songs


or the use of umbrellas

slunken
01-12-2012, 12:08 AM
We’re the anti-anti-anti. We’re not the fake rebellion. And we’re not the manufactured rebellion. We’re actually the real rebellion. ‘Cause there’s nothing more rebellious than being yourself.

duovamp
01-12-2012, 12:17 AM
i miss my ex like the devil

I miss a girl I had a crush on in 2009, even though I have a smart, nice, fun, sexy gf who loves me like crazy. :(

Ball Sack Face
01-12-2012, 12:24 AM
I'm a vegetarian but the other day I ate some pepperoni pizza rolls.

redbreegull
01-12-2012, 12:47 AM
I'm almost 23 and I steal shit from my parent's liquor cabinet on the reg (read: every night) because I am depressed and my life sucks and my day is not complete without drugs

slunken
01-12-2012, 01:11 AM
i can't let go of the past

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 01:53 AM
The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

Starla
01-12-2012, 02:20 AM
I have often tried to use big words to impress people and make them think I'm knowledgeable. But it always backfires because they end up not understanding what I'm saying to begin with.

Starla
01-12-2012, 02:23 AM
I was at a party with my best friend, and we took a dare to french kiss one another. We kissed, and other people found it really hot, but I was not into it and found out what side of the fence I'm on.

Starla
01-12-2012, 02:25 AM
I used to steal the more expensive make up from walmart with a method that I found that works nearly 100 % of the time. Walk around awhile, put the make up on the seat of the cart, then move my purse (which is usually big) on to the seat on top of the make up and shop awhile longer before checking out.

I was never caught. Yes, it produced a bit of a high. I would never do this without money to pay for it though. If caught, I'd just say "Oh man.... I forgot that was there". Then act embarrassed and get my money out.

stefani88
01-12-2012, 04:29 AM
The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.


I also think so.
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Dead Frequency
01-12-2012, 05:27 AM
LOL

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 05:40 AM
That being their first post is pretty depressing.

Eulogy
01-12-2012, 05:46 AM
That being their first post is pretty depressing.

's a bot

Eulogy
01-12-2012, 05:47 AM
i was also into pro wrestling for a year or two from like 10-11/12 or so

none of that wcw garbage though. how lame, pfrbb

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 05:54 AM
's a bot

I know... -____-

brendo_91
01-12-2012, 08:16 AM
The only thing I can think of is I was a girl scout through the end of high school.
Much less depressing than other stuff in here.

So, neighbourhood cookie supplier much? Potheads with munchies would have loved you :banging:

Trotskilicious
01-12-2012, 09:17 AM
i was also into pro wrestling for a year or two from like 10-11/12 or so

none of that wcw garbage though. how lame, pfrbb

seriously a wrestling snob

can you be snobby about everything

if you lived in a trailer you'd be snobby about what model doublewide you had

duovamp
01-12-2012, 09:36 AM
Well the Golden Double XL105 is a pretty amazing model... 1.5 bathrooms, 2 beds, ample storage (meth lab) space.

Eulogy
01-12-2012, 09:46 AM
seriously a wrestling snob

can you be snobby about everything

if you lived in a trailer you'd be snobby about what model doublewide you had

dude seriously

i can't even rib pfrbb without you jumping down my throat now?

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

Dogfighter28
01-12-2012, 10:16 AM
WCW >>>>> WWF/E

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 03:34 PM
So, neighbourhood cookie supplier much? Potheads with munchies would have loved you :banging:

I sold more cookies in high school than I ever did when I was little. I'm pretty sure potheads were part of the reason for that.
Kind of sucked though because I took the orders during classes and ended up having to haul around massive amounts of boxes at school when orders were filled.

Warsaw
01-12-2012, 05:52 PM
I sold more cookies in high school than I ever did when I was little. I'm pretty sure potheads were part of the reason for that.
Kind of sucked though because I took the orders during classes and ended up having to haul around massive amounts of boxes at school when orders were filled.

Your life has been so difficult

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 06:10 PM
Never said it was.

Dogfighter28
01-12-2012, 06:14 PM
What's crackin nat cat

Toby
01-12-2012, 06:37 PM
When I worked at Walgreens I used to be too poor to even eat so I'd end up eating food from the fridge in the break room. People started to think it was the fat guy that worked the overnight shift so I made up some lies that incriminated him even more.

agenda suicide
01-12-2012, 07:53 PM
What's crackin nat cat

Not much bro.

rottenugly
01-12-2012, 07:54 PM
I used to play with electrical wires as a child.

bahnzah
01-12-2012, 08:01 PM
Sometimes when I'm getting out of the shower, I get a glimpse in the mirror of my girthy meat-wand at half-mast and my own breathe is taken away by its majesty.

Dogfighter28
01-12-2012, 09:31 PM
I have my own bowling shoes and my own set of darts w/ carrying case :blush:

Shallowed
01-13-2012, 02:00 AM
I'm almost 23 and I steal shit from my parent's liquor cabinet on the reg (read: every night) because I am depressed and my life sucks and my day is not complete without drugs

How long has this been going on for?

teh b0lly!!1
01-13-2012, 02:04 AM
That must be quite a cabinet if he does it every night and doesnt get noticed

reprise85
01-13-2012, 02:15 AM
or his parents drink a ton

reprise85
01-13-2012, 02:16 AM
del

redbreegull
01-13-2012, 02:20 AM
How long has this been going on for?

oh just for like a month. I got busted with the marijuanas so I gotta lay low for awhile and I have discovered that although I do not really miss pot that much, I do not feel complete unless I can unwind at the end of the day via drugs. sad but true.

redbreegull
01-13-2012, 02:23 AM
and no my parents hardly ever drink. I have never seen them drink to the point of intoxication in my entire life. They just go in the liquor cabinet so infrequently they haven't noticed the missing rum and vodka yet.

teh b0lly!!1
01-13-2012, 03:13 AM
How'd you get busted?

redbreegull
01-13-2012, 04:31 PM
traffic stop

redbreegull
01-13-2012, 04:36 PM
DEL

smashingjj
01-13-2012, 04:50 PM
i was born as a boy

cork_soaker
01-13-2012, 04:54 PM
traffic stop

cork_soaker
01-13-2012, 04:54 PM
traffic stop
.

Duke1497
01-13-2012, 09:25 PM
When I was a very young child, I was deathlt afraid of my basement.

So, I would sing the whole time I was down there so I wouldn't be scared.

I look back on it and laugh

Toby
01-13-2012, 11:57 PM
I was scared of the basement too but I remember my great-grandma potter coming over to spray he basement with "monster spray" so I wouldn't be scared anymore.

Years later my mom told me the monster spray was just air freshner :)

Elvis The Fat Years
01-14-2012, 12:35 AM
Sounds to me like Double G Potter was going downstairs and doing whip-its.

slunken
01-14-2012, 12:46 AM
i'm uncomfortable with issues about identity

cocksure
01-14-2012, 06:15 AM
i am not as cocksure as one might think

teh b0lly!!1
01-14-2012, 09:39 AM
I used to play with electrical wires as a child.

So that was what, 2 years ago



SHABANG

ghost-mutt
01-14-2012, 10:14 AM
i remember when i had my first beer

Duke1497
01-14-2012, 11:47 AM
When I was younger, I watched "The Amityville Horror" behind my moms back (shes still pissed at me to this day...). I slept like a baby that night, but I was terrified of my basement for 3 days...

reprise85
01-14-2012, 12:35 PM
she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything

Mooney
01-14-2012, 01:55 PM
i lost my virginity at twenty-three.

Toby
01-14-2012, 02:57 PM
That's common board knowledge, Evan!

Duke1497
01-14-2012, 05:58 PM
she's seriously still pissed at you for watching a fucking movie behind her back? you must be like the perfect child and never get in trouble if this is what she holds on to

that or she holds on to everything

You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker

cocksure
01-14-2012, 06:21 PM
i lost my virginity at twenty-three.
22 for me *shrug*

cocksure
01-14-2012, 06:22 PM
i got you beat and that's all that counts

reprise85
01-14-2012, 06:54 PM
You're right there with the fact that I don't really get in trouble.

I haven't been "grounded" in three years.

I just really am not the biggest trouble maker

i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you

Dogfighter28
01-14-2012, 07:03 PM
First kiss at 18 :rockon:

cocksure
01-14-2012, 07:07 PM
i can't even remember mine, but i think i was about 12

Duke1497
01-14-2012, 07:51 PM
i never got in trouble either but that was because my parents didn't care. only time i ever got grounded was playing with matches with the neighbor kid around 8 yo

what grade are you in? i'm trying to gauge how much irresponsibility you have left in you

Junior in high school

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 09:02 PM
Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

sppunk
01-14-2012, 09:34 PM
You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 09:36 PM
You gave him a vicious STD, didn't you?

Hey Duke how many dick's have you sucked?

Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?

pale_princess
01-14-2012, 09:40 PM
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Mooney
01-14-2012, 09:41 PM
Oh here's a good one. I had a hand in why a netphorian had to be circumcised a week after his 17th birthday.
He may or may not have posted about it, but I didn't have an account then.

that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used. :(

reprise85
01-14-2012, 09:41 PM
did you bite his dick

reprise85
01-14-2012, 09:42 PM
failing to come up with sex acts that afterward require circumcision

or was the sex unrelated

duovamp
01-14-2012, 09:44 PM
Probably just told him phimosis ain't normal.

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:03 PM
He had phimosis, and I didn't know. I was fumbling around attempting to rub his dick (I had no clue what the fuck I was doing). Foreskin got stuck behind the head and one trip to the ER later he finds out the foreskins gotta go.
This did not help with the whole his mother hating me thing.

I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:03 PM
that was supposed to be a secret. and that was not how that sex toy was intended to be used. :(

I would not mind sexing you.

duovamp
01-14-2012, 10:04 PM
CALLED IT!

sppunk
01-14-2012, 10:06 PM
Considering he took my virginity, no. What does that even have to do with circumcision?

It was a bad joke. That's a shitty deal you had to face, and worse for him. Ow.

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:09 PM
People still randomly bring it up sometimes. "Hey remember when you broke Al's dick?"

sppunk
01-14-2012, 10:17 PM
Embarrassing probably, but kinda humorous I guess.

Mooney
01-14-2012, 10:27 PM
I would not mind sexing you.

i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.

reprise85
01-14-2012, 10:27 PM
I was terrified of penis for a long time after that, and uncircumcised penises still make me a little nervous.

yeah, i can imagine. thanks for telling the story

reprise85
01-14-2012, 10:28 PM
i haven't had sexual intercourse since i was 19. i'm 26 now.

i haven't even tried because i'm pretty sure i'd have problems with flashbacks but i'm kinda tired of it already

last time i kinda sorta kinda got close with someone, i wasn't planning on having intercourse anyway but at a certain point i just dissociated a lot and had to stop. this was only a few months ago

it sucks, i wish my body worked right

Rairun
01-14-2012, 10:34 PM
Oh man, I remember Al's story perfectly. :p He made it into our little compilation of memorable IRC quotes:

alefante: it really has like... fucked me up emotionally
alefante: cos it's my fucking wang dude

I'd feel bad for laughing, but despite sounding traumatized, he had a sense of humor.

reprise85
01-14-2012, 10:38 PM
request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes

Rairun
01-14-2012, 10:46 PM
request for compilation of memorable IRC quotes

I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. :p Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.

reprise85
01-14-2012, 10:48 PM
was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:53 PM
i dunno, sounds risky. i kind of like my foreskin. i think i would miss it.

:(

But you're so pretty.

aldango
01-14-2012, 10:53 PM
was it on undernet? around 95/96 i went on an sp undernet channel and they called me a poser fan and wanted to ask me band trivia or ban me
they asked me what the name of James' dog was and this was before I had Gish or Vieuphoria and I was like how the fuck would I know the name of his dog (also I was 10 at the time). I thought they were huge stalkers. they were talking about those moonkids pics of billy's old house. they banned me.

it was #oboard on ptnet

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:53 PM
ALDANGO ATE UR BABY

aldango
01-14-2012, 10:54 PM
I doubt it'd make sense to anyone here. :p Most of us came from the original oboard. We had an IRC channel with about 10 regulars for a few years.

send them to me! they'll make sense to me! :)

agenda suicide
01-14-2012, 10:55 PM
I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.

aldango
01-14-2012, 10:57 PM
I love how it takes talking about your peen to get you to post here.

*sigh*

I'm here every day! I never post because I don't want to get angry on the internet

slunken
01-15-2012, 12:41 AM
is lurking worse than the worst posting?

slunken
01-15-2012, 12:41 AM
QUESTIONS FOR LIFE

reprise85
01-15-2012, 03:19 AM
one time i was really really bored and on coke and went into my friend's pantry and took all the marshmallows out of his lucky charms (he was sleeping)

he never said anything about it but i like to think he thought he was going crazy and still thinks about it once in a while and wonders wtf happened

teh b0lly!!1
01-15-2012, 03:21 AM
I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling

Toby
01-15-2012, 03:24 AM
speaking of weiners....i put some bengay on my back and then went pee without washing my hands and now the tip of my cock is on fire!!!! :cry:

reprise85
01-15-2012, 03:57 AM
you must spread rep... second time getting this message tonight from trying to + rep you Toby

cocksure
01-15-2012, 06:57 AM
I still don't understand how the foreskin could get behind the head that would require circumcision?
Would you care to do a quick mspaint drawing?
Not trolling
phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right

rottenugly
01-15-2012, 08:15 AM
I bet Cool As Ice Cream sort of looks like Steve Buscemi.

teh b0lly!!1
01-15-2012, 08:26 AM
phimosis dude. that probably hurt like hell

you're jewish right

yeah.
circumcised 4 life brah

teh b0lly!!1
01-15-2012, 08:27 AM
Uncircumcised penises are fucking disgusting.
It's odd that not everybody is circumcised

cocksure
01-15-2012, 09:17 AM
yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition

28if
01-15-2012, 09:30 AM
uncircumsized ftw. it's like a little turtleneck for your dong.

duovamp
01-15-2012, 10:03 AM
Now it's that thread again.

Dogfighter28
01-15-2012, 10:05 AM
More like a dickey for your dong

smashingjj
01-15-2012, 11:41 AM
22 for me *shrug*

High-Five!! Mit deinem Riesenschwanz in eine Mädchen, daß musst ubergeil sein, oder!!

Mooney
01-15-2012, 12:01 PM
yeah it's totally odd not everybody in the world is part of some weird deal with god or rich western faux-medical tradition

god made us in his image. then we chop of part of the penis. so essentially every circumcision is chopping off part of god's wang over and over.

hnibos
01-15-2012, 12:12 PM
I take a shit everyday at work.

cocksure
01-15-2012, 01:17 PM
if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off

reprise85
01-15-2012, 01:22 PM
sometimes i like to stay up all night to induce slight mania.

i haven't done it in a while but i legit couldn't sleep last night and I feel it a little.

confessions are fun

Duke1497
01-15-2012, 03:41 PM
My brother is dating this chick that my mom hates with a passion.

I fished taht answer out of him a long time ago.

Now I have something to blackmail him with :D

slunken
01-15-2012, 05:04 PM
if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off

nooooooooooo :mad:

Duke1497
01-15-2012, 05:17 PM
I accidentally slammed my foot in the car door today.

FML

reprise85
01-15-2012, 05:20 PM
why am i still awake

duovamp
01-15-2012, 05:21 PM
Sean you can't possibly underrate me that badly.

cocksure
01-15-2012, 06:51 PM
nooooooooooo :mad:
wha

i know we both dig that choon

stripes
01-15-2012, 11:21 PM
wha

i know we both dig that choon

shut the fuck up

Dogfighter28
01-15-2012, 11:25 PM
stripes is a cantankerous superstar

Duke1497
01-15-2012, 11:41 PM
I stuck a candy wrapper up my nose when I was little.

Haha confessions are hilarious

stripes
01-15-2012, 11:43 PM
"Haha" fuck you!!

reprise85
01-16-2012, 11:11 AM
i think i need to buy some chapstick for the first time in my life. boo

Duke1497
01-16-2012, 11:12 AM
Now my mom thinks my puppy is autistic?

WTF mom...

reprise85
01-16-2012, 11:42 AM
uhhhhhhhh what

get your mom some help, she seems sorta obsessed with this

Duke1497
01-16-2012, 11:43 AM
That's what I said...

Just because she's studying to be a therapist she thinks she can diagnose FREAKIN EVERYTHING

SlingeroGuitaro
01-16-2012, 12:01 PM
I once masturbated in the backseat of a car during a road trip with a couple of friends.

reprise85
01-16-2012, 12:15 PM
That's what I said...

Just because she's studying to be a therapist she thinks she can diagnose FREAKIN EVERYTHING

:erm:

your mom diagnosed you with an ulcer (a serious thing) when you had heartburn. she thinks your dogs have mental illnesses. i hope to god she doesn't become a therapist and instead goes into research on mental illnesses in dogs. jesus christ.

no offense

D.
01-16-2012, 12:48 PM
I did not feel a instant love/bond with my daughter. It took about 4 months.

barden
01-16-2012, 01:11 PM
if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off

keep running up that hill.

barden
01-16-2012, 01:15 PM
:erm:

your mom diagnosed you with an ulcer (a serious thing) when you had heartburn. she thinks your dogs have mental illnesses. i hope to god she doesn't become a therapist and instead goes into research on mental illnesses in dogs. jesus christ.

no offense

:erm: you say you like to stay up and then ask why you aren't sleeping.
you think telling us about your personal relationship with chapstick constitutes a confession. You obsess over yourself and it gets all over my netphoria every god damn day. I hope to god you dont become a therapist, but you're going to be, and I feel sorry for your little pet projects that will serve as a further bolster for your own patchwork personality, as you try to jigsaw their problems into your opinions.

Duke1497
01-16-2012, 03:36 PM
My friend ate sugar cubes out of the trash...

Dunno if that's a confession, but it grossed me out

reprise85
01-16-2012, 05:00 PM
:erm: you say you like to stay up and then ask why you aren't sleeping.
you think telling us about your personal relationship with chapstick constitutes a confession. You obsess over yourself and it gets all over my netphoria every god damn day. I hope to god you dont become a therapist, but you're going to be, and I feel sorry for your little pet projects that will serve as a further bolster for your own patchwork personality, as you try to jigsaw their problems into your opinions.

Okay barden, the chapstick thing was stupid and it wasn't a confession, just conversation. I specifically said I hadn't tried to stay up recently. Whatever.

Don't be an ass, if I decide to be a therapist it will not be until I am healthy enough to be effective. It would be unethical otherwise. There is much more to the field of psychology than therapy.

Thanks for putting down me as a person and not my ideas or specific posts.

agenda suicide
01-16-2012, 07:27 PM
Over the next month, my relationship with my parents will be completely destroyed because they are not okay with my plan for the next phase of my life.

Dead Frequency
01-16-2012, 07:30 PM
Does the next phase of your life have to do with the media arts or something

agenda suicide
01-16-2012, 07:44 PM
No they are upset that I want to leave Texas now that I have graduated. Chicago has been the plan for 6 years, but shit hit the fan today.

Duke1497
01-16-2012, 07:58 PM
No they are upset that I want to leave Texas now that I have graduated. Chicago has been the plan for 6 years, but shit hit the fan today.

I kind of understand what you mean.

Once I graduate and attend a four-year university where I live, I want to head out of state and finish up my college education there and live wherever I go.

I'm debating between Boston and Seattle. San Diego would be nice too.

My mom says she'll be supportive of me, but she is still upset that I'm planning to leave home for good.


I've actually had this plan since middle school

agenda suicide
01-16-2012, 08:14 PM
Where the fuck are the mods.

edit: Thank you for cleaning up that clusterfuck, whoever.

Dogfighter28
01-16-2012, 08:15 PM
i am the board. bow 2 me.

slunken
01-17-2012, 01:30 AM
family guy is funny

barden
01-17-2012, 01:55 AM
Okay barden, the chapstick thing was stupid and it wasn't a confession, just conversation. I specifically said I hadn't tried to stay up recently. Whatever.

Don't be an ass, if I decide to be a therapist it will not be until I am healthy enough to be effective. It would be unethical otherwise. There is much more to the field of psychology than therapy.

Thanks for putting down me as a person and not my ideas or specific posts.

Too much real talk.

slunken
01-17-2012, 02:05 AM
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/8/251/21304_512x288_manicured__9sPzTl-I9ECiRNPBX4Q53Q.jpg

Dogfighter28
01-17-2012, 10:52 AM
I think Billie Joe Armstrong is one of the best and most prolific pop songwriters of our time

Starla
01-20-2012, 05:56 AM
.

Dead Frequency
01-20-2012, 05:58 AM
You wanna play a game of poker with him or something

Starla
01-20-2012, 05:58 AM
WHERE is Pakula? Get this bastard on here now. Time to get some new admins up in here. lol

Dead Frequency
01-20-2012, 06:02 AM
I feel a brewing arousal at hand!

Dead Frequency
01-20-2012, 06:03 AM
Oh wait no, my hand was just in my bathing suit area. Oop!

ghost-mutt
01-20-2012, 09:35 AM
i haven't brushed my teeth since 10 am

Nimrod's Son
01-20-2012, 12:20 PM
I like how nimrod is gone for awhile, then comes back, makes a few illiterate posts, and neg reps me after I made a nice comment about how he's gotten himself a life and is very happy. I'm done being nice ...

i neg-repped your "men need to know their place" comment, nothing about me having a life.

Trotskilicious
01-20-2012, 12:28 PM
you two are weird

Dogfighter28
01-20-2012, 03:10 PM
What is this a Prehistoric Times

Toby
01-24-2012, 02:52 PM
Anyone remember those pictures I posted of my sister way back in the day??

Toby
01-24-2012, 02:52 PM
slutwave pics befoe slutwave was coll

yo soy el mejor
01-26-2012, 10:06 AM
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i really love this song. always have and still do. i don't listen to it a lot but i know i like it and it gets in my head at least once a year.

yo soy el mejor
01-26-2012, 10:07 AM
i have never told anyone that. >: [

reprise85
01-26-2012, 10:10 AM
blah, it's not a bad song, you could have worse guilty pleasures :)

cocksure
01-26-2012, 10:35 AM
d. made me listen to mr. jones for the first time in years and it left quite an impression i must say

i used to feel annoyed by that song

D.
01-26-2012, 07:09 PM
???

cocksure
01-27-2012, 08:14 AM
oh, ******. your avatars look a little similar to me. her post made me relisten. counting crows, you know. whatever.

slunken
01-27-2012, 05:58 PM
i'm afraid of success

D.
01-27-2012, 10:13 PM
oh, ******. your avatars look a little similar to me. her post made me relisten. counting crows, you know. whatever.

Oh, hah, 10-4 good buddy. It was funny because I looked up the lyrics because I thought the song had something to do withwhat I posted.

Yes, I looked up counting crows lyrics in 2012. *suicide*

Duke1497
01-29-2012, 10:27 PM
I downloaded "Mr. Jones" on my iPod a while ago, and I still have it on there....

I haven't listened to Counting Crows in forever, not like I ever really did though

Crap, now that song's stuck in my head

"Mr. Jones and meeeeeeee, talkin' about fairytales"

Duke1497
01-29-2012, 10:28 PM
At least I think that's how it goes

Duke1497
01-29-2012, 10:31 PM
The girl in the "A Long December" video looks like the girl from "Sweeney Todd" to me.....

Elvis The Fat Years
01-29-2012, 10:32 PM
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:cry:

Eulogy
01-29-2012, 11:07 PM
i actually like both of these counting crows songs

jesus

Trotskilicious
01-29-2012, 11:48 PM
omaha

slunken
01-29-2012, 11:50 PM
trots you don't have a story like d's to tell do you?

Trotskilicious
01-29-2012, 11:51 PM
what a gay one, no

am i gay to you

slunken
01-30-2012, 12:52 AM
no i was just testing you

Trotskilicious
01-30-2012, 01:09 AM
Body Talk by Robyn is one of my favorite albums. I've listened to it back to front at least 20 times and some of the individual songs far more than that.

i can't listen to it on anything but headphones because i'm so embarrassed that someone might hear it

i also got her 2007 album Robyn but i haven't listened to it straight through for fear that i might love it too. however i've listened to konichiwa, bitches dozens of times already

Trotskilicious
01-30-2012, 01:16 AM
that's p. gay i think

course i do want to make out with her so not really

slunken
01-30-2012, 01:23 AM
cunt rider?

Trotskilicious
01-30-2012, 01:25 AM
something like that

slunken
01-30-2012, 01:26 AM
much better than dick riding for sure.

Trotskilicious
01-30-2012, 01:31 AM
i am enthusiastic about what i like

Toby
01-31-2012, 03:43 AM
I live with my boyfriend and his wife...it's a p good arrangement

wHATcOLOR
01-31-2012, 03:56 AM
what?

Trotskilicious
01-31-2012, 04:02 AM
konichiwa bitches from beijing to saigon

barden
01-31-2012, 04:23 AM
I played strip hang-man with someone once when I shouldn't have. And I won.

Future Boy
01-31-2012, 05:04 AM
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

Trotskilicious
01-31-2012, 05:12 AM
"Gruel! Sweet, nourishing gruel!"

?

Duke1497
01-31-2012, 10:34 PM
I consistently cheated on math tests on first grade

WOOHOOO REBEL

I still sucked at math either way

SuckSuckStyle
01-31-2012, 10:52 PM
i cut a hole in every pair of my 5th grade teacher's pants. while he was wearing them. without him knowing.

Duke1497
01-31-2012, 11:05 PM
Um....

I ate a fry that fell on the floor?

pale_princess
01-31-2012, 11:36 PM
i also got her 2007 album Robyn but i haven't listened to it straight through for fear that i might love it too. however i've listened to konichiwa, bitches dozens of times already

be mine is her best song of all time. get into it!

joeq1987
01-31-2012, 11:43 PM
One of my housemates on here was a little bit earlier was asking who the girl is in this picture http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5310/21bb.jpg from that recent story about that "ghetto" party at the University of Chicago. That's actually Anna Dziamski from May House.

Trotskilicious
02-01-2012, 01:08 AM
be mine is her best song of all time. get into it!

omg how is a song better than call ur gurlfriend

FlyinLo_DyinSlo
02-01-2012, 03:31 PM
recovering the satellites was my first cd

Trotskilicious
02-02-2012, 06:10 AM
be mine is her best song of all time. get into it!

i won't say her best song but it is a total jam

this woman is a pop <i>genius</I>

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2012, 09:21 AM
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i love some girl singers with country twangs. no, i do not enjoy taylor swift.

actually, i like a bit of country music.

Trotskilicious
02-02-2012, 09:21 AM
nothing wrong with country at all just stay away from the mainstream nashville dogshit

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2012, 09:24 AM
srsly. but you tell people these days you like country and they think you mean kenny chesney and martina mcbride.

slunken
02-02-2012, 09:25 AM
i find its a subject best avoided unless the other party is over the age of 60

yo soy el mejor
02-02-2012, 09:32 AM
word.

Dogfighter28
02-02-2012, 12:15 PM
I think balls smell cool

Elvis The Fat Years
02-02-2012, 12:50 PM
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yo soy el mejor
02-02-2012, 12:51 PM
that's exactly how i heard of her. >_<

Duke1497
02-05-2012, 10:59 AM
I flipped my ex stepfather off through a window :D

Don't know if he saw though

reprise85
02-06-2012, 06:52 AM
such a rebel

Toby
02-06-2012, 02:22 PM
I flipped my ex stepfather off through a window :D

Don't know if he saw though

mia is a bad influence on our children

teh b0lly!!1
02-08-2012, 10:05 PM
I think balls smell cool

<f>

yo soy el mejor
02-08-2012, 10:48 PM
i just shaved my armpits for the first time since mid-december.

Eulogy
02-08-2012, 11:06 PM
i just shaved my armpits for the first time since mid-december.

huh

any particular reason?

i know it's weird that women are expected to shave pits and legs while men aren't and there's no real inherent reason why that should be... but still

scottytheoneand
02-08-2012, 11:08 PM
I shave my legs

Eulogy
02-08-2012, 11:09 PM
you're also over 40 and gross so no one cares

dean_r_koontz
02-08-2012, 11:16 PM
eulogy is looking for a fight.

scottytheoneand
02-08-2012, 11:23 PM
Lol

Eulogy
02-08-2012, 11:27 PM
eulogy is looking for a fight.

you wanna go, dean?

scottytheoneand
02-08-2012, 11:29 PM
You're going to make a good lawyer. And a great log cabin republican!

yo soy el mejor
02-09-2012, 05:29 AM
convenience, man. no one sees my body during the winter!

Eulogy
02-09-2012, 09:00 AM
convenience, man. no one sees my body during the winter!

what about tim?!

duovamp
02-09-2012, 09:04 AM
Bleh. >_<

Dogfighter28
02-09-2012, 11:37 AM
I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.

scottytheoneand
02-09-2012, 11:44 AM
I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.

that's how I was 15 years ago.

now I am dead inside

agenda suicide
02-09-2012, 03:01 PM
what about tim?!

Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.

Toby
02-09-2012, 04:13 PM
Last night I watched Tyler Perry's For Colored Women

slunken
02-09-2012, 04:40 PM
Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.

this is true. sometimes i'm offput like, for example, i'm supposed to meet up with a girl but she needs a few hours of prep time and its obviously because she needs to give herself a once over with a razor. i just want to be like its not a big deal i want to see you you

slunken
02-09-2012, 04:42 PM
and then when we meet up it's like woah she's freshly shaved/groomed does she expect me to put out tonight because i just want to see where this goes and then i feel obligated like she put all this effort into her own grooming because she expected to get laid or didn't she is she expecting me to make a move and on and on and on

yo soy el mejor
02-09-2012, 05:12 PM
this is true. sometimes i'm offput like, for example, i'm supposed to meet up with a girl but she needs a few hours of prep time and its obviously because she needs to give herself a once over with a razor. i just want to be like its not a big deal i want to see you you

sometimes we just need more time to f around and then spend the last twenty minutes rushing.

yo soy el mejor
02-09-2012, 05:15 PM
*i

slunken
02-09-2012, 06:18 PM
yea that's true too lol

yo soy el mejor
02-09-2012, 06:20 PM
i'll shave my legs when the weather gets warmer.

slunken
02-09-2012, 06:22 PM
this winter has been hot

Toby
02-10-2012, 01:07 AM
^ srsly....what the fuck has been up with that?? We haven't even had a chance to utilize our jacquizi outside yet.

Trotskilicious
02-10-2012, 01:36 AM
Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.

what if she has a mustache

barden
02-10-2012, 01:47 AM
I shave my legs

I bet you and your pretty famous biking friends do bro.

Toby
02-10-2012, 01:52 AM
I dated a girl with a 'stache before...I tried to play along as long as possible but when she picked me up one morning and had stubble I couldn't bring myself to see her again.

It really creeped me out :/

cocksure
02-10-2012, 07:10 AM
I have no capacity to talk with people I donT relate to, or be "fake", without tipping my hand. My coworkers probably think I'm a sociopath and they could be on to something.

In meetings, when people keep using these corporate buzzwords and pretending to discuss things, I feel my eyes develop a glaze, my lip involuntarily curls in discomfort, and I cannot communicate in any way but nodding my head and murmuring in agreement.

My soul is dying a bit each day. I'm in damage control mode and turtling up until I have enough money to take a chance at a new career.

Or I'll do this for 15 years and just play video games and pretend my songs will ever amount to anything. Yeah, I'll do that.
don't take work so seriously. just do something beautiful on the side: read books, watch films, go to museums, meet friends, play video games, write songs, and most importantly: lots of sexytime

Eulogy
02-10-2012, 09:37 AM
Any man that is bothered by a little bit of body hair doesn't need to be getting laid.

is two months worth "a little bit" though?

i don't wanna get with ladies anyway so my opinion doesn't matter but i'm just curious as to how the etiquette of this works. it's a totally foreign world.

agenda suicide
02-10-2012, 05:12 PM
what if she has a mustache

Well highly visible mustaches aren't common lady hair, so I suppose that would be in a different category.

agenda suicide
02-10-2012, 05:15 PM
is two months worth "a little bit" though?

i don't wanna get with ladies anyway so my opinion doesn't matter but i'm just curious as to how the etiquette of this works. it's a totally foreign world.
I suppose I'm talking about the types of men that flip out and are like OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS FOR ME TO TOUCH YOU. You know a lot of them would still bone a woman even if she hadn't shaved in a month if they really wanted to have sex with her. They just have to make a big stink about it.

dean_r_koontz
02-10-2012, 05:25 PM
what about lil dicks agenda suicide? do you flip out when you see them?

agenda suicide
02-10-2012, 06:56 PM
I've never seen a little dick.

Raskolnikov
02-13-2012, 05:35 PM
don't take work so seriously. just do something beautiful on the side: read books, watch films, go to museums, meet friends, play video games, write songs, and most importantly: lots of sexytime

Solid advice here. I'm in the same boat as Dogfighter in large part, but the problem is that I've been TOO good at concealing my disdain for years. And now that the mask is cracking, people are concerned.

I just find it really hard to disconnect when I spend 40 hours+ a week here. It wears me out sometimes.

mxzombie
02-13-2012, 06:56 PM
get a job you like ya dinguses

null123
02-13-2012, 07:06 PM
is two months worth "a little bit" though?

i don't wanna get with ladies anyway so my opinion doesn't matter but i'm just curious as to how the etiquette of this works. it's a totally foreign world.

two months is gonna be totally regrown hair :eek:

redbreegull
02-13-2012, 07:19 PM
two months is gonna be totally regrown hair :eek:

speaketh the greatest feminist amongst us

null123
02-13-2012, 07:59 PM
that's just woman knowledge. as for the state of my own leg hair

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