View Full Version : Ask John Bons0r, Netphoria's Original Lothario, a Question thread.


bahnzah
01-04-2012, 01:11 PM
Prepare for illumination.

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Yes.

teh b0lly!!1
01-04-2012, 01:16 PM
worst troll ever

reprise85
01-04-2012, 01:18 PM
what your thoughts on metabolism

bahnzah
01-04-2012, 01:21 PM
The faster the better. Opposite of love making.

bahnzah
01-04-2012, 01:46 PM
^ Very m3ta.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-05-2015, 02:36 AM
well well well

dreams of glass
06-05-2015, 03:06 AM
https://roketman.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/well_well_well.jpg

Sonic Johnny
06-05-2015, 03:43 AM
Do you know where I could get a Three Dead Horses tee? Or a hoodie or something?

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2016, 05:33 AM
how do you feel about pandas?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:13 AM
Do you like Florida? I find myself thinking about Florida somewhat frequently, in my mind it is a lovely place to be

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:14 AM
What kind of exercise / physical activity do you get lately? Enjoy playing any sports?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:14 AM
Are you good at cooking and regardless of yes or no there, what are your top things to cook?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:16 AM
what input would you give to yourself from five years ago if you had an hour or so to do it?

What about to yourself from 10 years ago?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:16 AM
Do you have any recurring or nagging injuries?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:17 AM
What are you most excited or hopeful about if you think of the next year?

What are you most concerned about?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:18 AM
Can you post a few pictures that make you laugh?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:18 AM
What are some books you've read that you find yourself going back to because they were really great?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:20 AM
What are some of your favorite netphorian memories? Deep cuts encouraged

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:23 AM
Have you given anyone what you'd consider to be a great gift in recent memory?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:23 AM
What is an example of a question you would not answer?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:24 AM
Are there any sorts of questions you'd want people to ask you?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:24 AM
If you could fight one netphorian who would it be?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:26 AM
Favorite day of the week?

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 07:26 AM
Of all the ages you've been so far, which age has been most enjoyable?

myosis
05-09-2016, 09:00 AM
he's gone, J. you must grieve your loss and move on.

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 02:46 PM
Shit!!!! What a letdown. Thanks for faking me out cool as ice cream. And thanks for the heads up myosis

Cool As Ice Cream
05-09-2016, 04:22 PM
your on a role

wHATcOLOR
05-09-2016, 05:31 PM
i would be pleased with myself if i could make grammatical and spelling related jokes in a second language *tips hat*

Cool As Ice Cream
05-10-2016, 02:41 AM
why thank you kind sir

yo soy el mejor
05-10-2016, 03:20 PM
dang. and them was some good questions, dawg.

Cool As Ice Cream
05-10-2016, 03:38 PM
how is JB doin these days? killing it at the university of mathematics? sorted the car problems in the meantime? just sliding through the donut that is time?

is anyone in touch with him?

hnibos
05-10-2016, 08:21 PM
Occasionally he'll make fun of conservative on Facebook. All I know.

hnibos
05-10-2016, 08:22 PM
We live in the same city, probably 15 minutes away from me. Will never meet I'm sure.

hnibos
05-10-2016, 08:22 PM
He did meet my ex though and I heard it was spectacularly awkward.

duovamp
05-10-2016, 09:49 PM
Did either of them get head?

wHATcOLOR
05-27-2017, 04:18 PM
let's give this another try! please see the questions above

FoolofaTook
05-27-2017, 04:56 PM
I need help. I need a woman
.

plz and thank u

reprise85
05-27-2017, 06:53 PM
i posted this metabolism chart about 50 times but nimrod deleted my posts.

haha here it is, fuckers

http://i.imgur.com/M8mR2.jpg

reprise85
05-27-2017, 06:54 PM
5 years later. you all didn't even know what you'd been censored from! (i didn't either btw, i didn't realize my posts had been deleted). regardless, now i have my revenge

not sure why i was studying metabolism in early 2012 but whatever

ohnoitsbonnie
05-27-2017, 07:24 PM
Explain it to me please

reprise85
05-27-2017, 07:50 PM
proteins are made of amino acids, lipids are fats (mono, di, and tryglycedes), and carbs (sugars) are stored as glycogen in animals and is balanced out by insulin that your pancreas releases if you don't have diabetes. depending on what you eat it goes through all those phases before you piss, shit, breathe it out, or your body uses it internally

fun fact: see that lactose up there by the starches? the reason people are lactose intolerant are because they don't make lactase which is the enzyme that turns lactose into galactose.

that's about all i know about metabolism in general. i know a bit more about drugs.

reprise85
05-27-2017, 07:53 PM
oh and this shit is mostly in service of making ATP in the mitochodria of your cells.

smashingjj
05-27-2017, 08:09 PM
I'm sorry.

LaBelle
05-27-2017, 10:03 PM
when was the last time you felt alive?

ohnoitsbonnie
05-27-2017, 10:28 PM
proteins are made of amino acids, lipids are fats (mono, di, and tryglycedes), and carbs (sugars) are stored as glycogen in animals and is balanced out by insulin that your pancreas releases if you don't have diabetes. depending on what you eat it goes through all those phases before you piss, shit, breathe it out, or your body uses it internally

fun fact: see that lactose up there by the starches? the reason people are lactose intolerant are because they don't make lactase which is the enzyme that turns lactose into galactose.

that's about all i know about metabolism in general. i know a bit more about drugs.

I'm lactose intolerant

redbreegull
05-27-2017, 10:31 PM
when was the last time you felt alive?

november 2nd, 1978

reprise85
05-28-2017, 04:51 AM
I'm lactose intolerant

i'm sorry to hear that, milk products are pretty dope

Bread Regal
05-28-2017, 09:19 AM
i didn't make this thread by the way

Bread Regal
05-28-2017, 10:20 AM
Do you like Florida? I find myself thinking about Florida somewhat frequently, in my mind it is a lovely place to be

I like it. It has a little bit of everything. Except snow.

What kind of exercise / physical activity do you get lately? Enjoy playing any sports?

The most exercise I'm getting lately is working 40 hours a week on a production line in a place that makes industrial shelving. It is backbreaking and I don't get rest days for my muscle fibers to heal so I'm not really building muscle, and I'm too tired to do aerobic shit.

Are you good at cooking and regardless of yes or no there, what are your top things to cook?

I'm alright at cooking. It's usually edible. I like improvising stuff based on what is cheap. I like making portabella burgers with pretzel rolls and roasted red peppers. And random stir fried vegetables.

what input would you give to yourself from five years ago if you had an hour or so to do it?

What about to yourself from 10 years ago?

It'd probably be really personal.

Do you have any recurring or nagging injuries?

My left knee pops all the time. It's disconcerting. I know it's going to fail on me at some random time, probably while carrying something heavy.

What are you most excited or hopeful about if you think of the next year?

What are you most concerned about?

In my personal life, I'm just trying to find a steady job applying my math and technical skills. I'm optimistic because the job market here is good.

Can you post a few pictures that make you laugh?

[img=dangerrocks.jpg]


What are some of your favorite netphorian memories? Deep cuts encouraged

#netphoria2 with barden, DeviousJ, wangcomputers et al
literally every time i got to hang out with a netphorian in person
Monte's United States video
Monte's malapropisms (standers is the only one i can remember. what are some others?)
Nimrod not knowing how a progressive tax works
Bitey
Mayfuck stealing everyone's B&P when Mashed Potatoes leaked.
Boner's comeuppance
Luke

Have you given anyone what you'd consider to be a great gift in recent memory?

Best gift was an official Kucinich mug Orenthal James bought me at a deeply discounted rate after he lost the primary.

What is an example of a question you would not answer?

This is a toughie.

Are there any sorts of questions you'd want people to ask you?

Also a toughie.

If you could fight one netphorian who would it be?

i wouldn't fight a netphorian

Favorite day of the week?

Any weekday that I'm not at work.

Of all the ages you've been so far, which age has been most enjoyable?

None. Life is pain.

wHATcOLOR
05-28-2017, 11:06 PM
Woah awesome man! Thanks for answering all those questions