View Full Version : Hey guys do you ever take a shit and it smells like weed


Trotskilicious
12-12-2011, 03:56 AM
srs qstn, srs bsnss

SuckSuckStyle
12-12-2011, 04:04 AM
nope.

Trotskilicious
12-12-2011, 04:06 AM
i do every day because i blaze that much chronic

i was just wonderin if u niggaz can reduce yo shit down to thc and resin like i do and then smoke that shit like i make my friends do lol they don't know it's my shit residue yo

SuckSuckStyle
12-12-2011, 04:07 AM
damn cuz u shit budz?!

Trotskilicious
12-12-2011, 04:11 AM
nah just like extracted thc on my turds like crystals yo

they bling in the terlet nahmean

Dead Frequency
12-12-2011, 04:39 AM
Lol! That has actually happened to me. There was a period of time wherein I was producing a lot of cannabutter. Everything I ate was laced. My poop would smell like straight chronic, to the point that I stopped pooping in public. It was fucking hilarious.

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 04:51 AM
i don't use drugs

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 04:51 AM
so i don't think this has ever happened

sickbadthing
12-12-2011, 05:23 AM
My shit smells like Chevy car commercials

Trotskilicious
12-12-2011, 05:24 AM
LIKE A ROCK

sickbadthing
12-12-2011, 05:24 AM
Also the time the city librarian choked an infant for reading that Rush Limbaugh book. The kid should have totally known better.

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 05:31 AM
at least it died doing what it loved

reprise85
12-12-2011, 06:27 AM
no

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 06:28 AM
yes it did

brendo_91
12-12-2011, 05:52 PM
"being choked" was what it loved? i didnt know babies were into autoerotic asphyxiation

mxzombie
12-12-2011, 06:13 PM
who said it was erotic?

anyway, the train smelled like weed very strongly today for the first couple of stops after i left work. it was probably pretty good, but it could've easily been B.O. or something that i just wanted to imagine was weed.

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 06:24 PM
"being choked" was what it loved? i didnt know babies were into autoerotic asphyxiation
reading rush limbaugh you sick fuck

Geek USA
12-12-2011, 07:10 PM
yuck.

Geek USA
12-12-2011, 07:10 PM
i mean, mmmm.

killtrocity
12-12-2011, 08:10 PM
sometimes I pee and it smells like coffee

Luke de Spa
12-12-2011, 08:14 PM
i mean, mmmm.

rush mmmmbaugh

ilikeplanets
12-12-2011, 08:31 PM
This has not happened to me...I've sweat what smelled like pure meth before, though. Yeeeeeesh I hate that smell!!

Geek USA
12-12-2011, 08:31 PM
sometimes I pee and it smells like coffee

YEAH.

bahnzah
12-12-2011, 08:58 PM
back when i smoked weed every day, yeah my shits would smell like weed

Dead Frequency
12-12-2011, 09:00 PM
I call bogus. Smoking weed won't make your poop smell like weed. Eating it will. Smoking it won't. This has been my experience.

bahnzah
12-12-2011, 09:01 PM
yeah well. smell my shit.

Dead Frequency
12-12-2011, 09:04 PM
Send samples, bud.

bahnzah
12-12-2011, 09:19 PM
no way. that's illegal.

Dead Frequency
12-12-2011, 10:01 PM
Ur a phony!

Geek USA
09-06-2012, 07:55 PM
i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

good bye! and i'm changing my answer to :yes.

KAT
09-06-2012, 08:05 PM
No

Trotskilicious
09-06-2012, 08:12 PM
i remembered this thread when i had a shit smell like weed.

weird, i don't remember this shit at all

Geek USA
09-06-2012, 08:21 PM
weird, i don't remember this shit at all

you smoke too much weed.

Geek USA
09-06-2012, 08:21 PM
Hola, Gatita <3

Trotskilicious
09-06-2012, 08:21 PM
too much i haven't smoked weed in over a week son

Geek USA
09-06-2012, 08:25 PM
too much i haven't smoked weed in over a week son

ya slackin' son

Trotskilicious
09-06-2012, 08:37 PM
i just smoked weed

Trotskilicious
09-06-2012, 08:40 PM
i want to be nice

Trotskilicious
09-06-2012, 08:41 PM
or how about pleasant maybe that's a more reasonable goal

Geek USA
09-06-2012, 09:18 PM
i get it. I cooked dinner and now i'm going to sit and have a nice bowl after a long, stressful day. :3

KAT
09-06-2012, 09:52 PM
Hola, Gatita <3

<3

killtrocity
09-06-2012, 09:54 PM
or how about pleasant maybe that's a more reasonable goal

http://www.zuguide.com/image/David-Carradine-Kill-Bill-Vol-1.1.jpg
I've never been nice my whole life,
but I'll do my best... to be sweet.

Radiofred
09-07-2012, 08:04 AM
Sometimes I swear my B.O. smells like weed.

Run To Me
12-04-2015, 05:10 PM
I think I know why this is.

You ever wonder about all that black sludge resin in your piece like woah is shit gumming up the ol lungs like so? But it isn't b/c your lungs got these lil structures (forget what they're called but I read a doctor describe em like fields of wheat blowing in the wind) that collect it and hand it off to each other straight up and outta your lung from whence to your windpipe where you clear or swallow it.

So yeah it's straight resin in your poop I believe

Run To Me
12-04-2015, 05:11 PM
Trotsky wherever you are I hope you're having a nice smoke or a swell dump or both

redbreegull
12-04-2015, 09:31 PM
once a few months ago I was out of green and my boy didn't come through, so I had a good few days where I was in withdrawal, desperately scraping my pieces and shit. Anyway, I made stem tea by cooking all my stems in butter and then steeping it all in boiling water. Wasn't sure it was going to work. I got mildly high, but the next day when I woke up I immediately had to dash to the toilet. I won't describe what happened next, but the bottom line is the entire apartment reeked intensely of dank buttery shit.

fuzzyroes
12-04-2015, 09:32 PM
I bought this cheap shower-mat the other day and the soft plastic emitted a strong weed stench

redbreegull
12-04-2015, 09:33 PM
I've actually been smelling weed a lot lately, just walking around outside in my neighborhood and being around in general. I don't know if people are getting bolder because the laws here loosened or what, but I never remembering being aware of so much weed being smoked around me all the time.

buzzard
12-04-2015, 09:45 PM
It's sounding like Canadians will be able to produce weed-smelling faeces without first breaking the law, in the relatively near future.

fuzzyroes
12-04-2015, 09:50 PM
Yeaaaaa buddy, gonna be sold in our liquor stores fairly soon.

Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it's nice to have a joint here and there when I'm partying or out at a show or something.

redbreegull
12-04-2015, 10:00 PM
will Trudeau try to legalize? I don't know anything about him except that American liberals love him and Canadians are like ehhhh he's pretty much a slightly better shitbag.

redbreegull
12-04-2015, 10:01 PM
but please do legalize, it can only help the momentum of things in the US to have our most significant neighbor end prohibition

fuzzyroes
12-04-2015, 10:08 PM
will Trudeau try to legalize? I don't know anything about him except that American liberals love him and Canadians are like ehhhh he's pretty much a slightly better shitbag.

That's been his gameplan, but who knows what will happen now that he's actually in office. I kinda get the feeling that it's pretty much inevitable at this point though

redbreegull
12-04-2015, 10:18 PM
it's inevitable here too but my guess is 5-10 more years before federal prohibition is formally ended. States will increasingly start making their own rules though and now that the first few dominoes have fallen and it hasn't resulted in Islamic State Mexicans pushing drugs out of the state house in Colorado, there will be a lot of follower states in the next few elections.

there will probably be a contingent of states that just keep it illegal forever though because their voters are really that stupid and incapable of change

reprise85
12-05-2015, 04:24 AM
in my county weed possession under 20g you can now get a citation instead of a misdemeanor charge, at the discretion of the officer, up to 3 times

Run To Me
12-05-2015, 09:48 AM
Many states in the US (mine included) are facing severe budget problems. My thinking is it will quickly become a bipartisan issue once people start talking about the gigantic tax revenues Colorado's raking in

FoolofaTook
12-05-2015, 09:49 AM
Not a big pot smoker anymore, but it's nice to have a joint here and there when I'm partying or out at a show or something.

yeah me too...

NOT!

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

redbreegull
12-05-2015, 10:00 AM
in my county weed possession under 20g you can now get a citation instead of a misdemeanor charge, at the discretion of the officer, up to 3 times

the times they are a changing. in MD possession of less than 30 grams is now a non-criminal infraction. You basically get a ticket for a $100 ticket for weed. Repeat offenses earn you a more expensive citation, I think $300, but as far as I know you don't automatically go to jail on the 3rd offense or anything like that. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

reprise85
12-05-2015, 08:27 PM
things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like "LEGAL IN ISRAEL!!!!!" "SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE?!?!?!?"

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/assets_c/2012/03/LegalizeMedicalMarijuanaBillboard-thumb-640x254.jpg

fuzzyroes
12-06-2015, 07:00 AM
yeah me too...

NOT!

smoke weed all day every day, bitch! :smoke:

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That's kind of why I'm excited about the looming legalization, I'll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

fuzzyroes
12-06-2015, 07:05 AM
. Unfortunately paraphernalia like papers or a pipe are still criminal and you can be arrested and charged for it.

That's insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers... Have been for years.

teh b0lly!!1
12-06-2015, 07:05 AM
things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like "LEGAL IN ISRAEL!!!!!" "SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE?!?!?!?"

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/assets_c/2012/03/LegalizeMedicalMarijuanaBillboard-thumb-640x254.jpg

weed is far from being legal in israel. there's actually active enforcement and even persecution

fuzzyroes
12-06-2015, 07:08 AM
I remember about 13 years ago there was this guy who owned a shop called guilty pleasures and it was a little store that was a mix between a porn shop and a smoke shop. The guy had awesome pot and sold it from the store, pretty soon everyone from the high school started turning up with the "guilty pleasures" pot. The fucking idiot would just sell it to any high-school kids that would come in wanting it. About 4 months later I was at a bus-stop and the guy came running up the street freaking out about how the cops just raided his shop... No shit... Pretty sure he ended up with a slap on the wrist though.

FoolofaTook
12-06-2015, 09:23 AM
forget smoking weed medicinally

I smoke weed MORBIDLY

:rockon:

FoolofaTook
12-06-2015, 09:24 AM
sativa, wuts dat fuzzybros?

reprise85
12-06-2015, 02:26 PM
That's insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers... Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

redbreegull
12-06-2015, 03:36 PM
things are definitely progressing. legal medical mj didnt pass last election but it probably will next time (in fl). there were a lot of billboards getting the jews all riled up around here like "LEGAL IN ISRAEL!!!!!" "SHOULD YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A MEDICATION THAT YOU COULD GET IN ISRAEL LEGALLY AND FOR FREE?!?!?!?"

unfortunately the other half of the state is a redneck cesspool or maybe a huge redneck orange grove would be more appropriate

http://www.tokeofthetown.com/assets_c/2012/03/LegalizeMedicalMarijuanaBillboard-thumb-640x254.jpg

haha it's funny to me how so many jews are politically so compartmentalized and all over the place ideologically. rich, socially conservative old white jews in florida want medical marijuana legalized because you can get it free in israel because israel has socialized healthcare. go figure.

I used to for years, but all the sudden it started to give me anxiety and mad paranoia. For years it was fine though, it sucks.

Different strains react with me differently though. An old guy I used to jam with was a pot aficionado and when I mentioned the anxiety thing he had a perfect strain that he knew would react fine with me and low and behold it did. I think it was called Sativa.

That's kind of why I'm excited about the looming legalization, I'll be able to test strains to see if I react well with them and then be able to just stick with it instead of just getting lord knows what from some dealer.

the two main strains or whatever of weed are indica and sativa. All marijuana is one of those or a hybrid of the two I think. Sativa gives you more in the way of the spacey head high/hallucinogenic feeling, better for going out and having an adventure. Indica is more of a body high, people say you get "couch lock," better for chilling by yourself at night and posting on netphoria, will make you tired. I don't know how they are related to paranoia, but I always thought sativa would be more likely to give you anxiety and bad feelings because it makes you think crazy things and does not necessarily slow your mind or calm you down. I never used to get paranoid when I smoked, then after I got busted I started to have anxiety episodes when I would smoke too much alone. These days I just know when I am high enough and that it is possible to get too high when I don't have others around to temper me.

That's insane to me man. Random corner stores everywhere around BC sell bongs, pipes and papers... Have been for years.

places here sell them and they are legal until they have drug residue in them, afaik

oh yeah we have head shops and stuff, although the smoking apparatuses are "FOR TOBACCO USE ONLY." You can get papers anywhere. That stuff becomes drug paraphernalia via either having res on it, or by just being present with drugs. I could have a brand new never used piece straight from the glassblower, but if I also have a gram in my glove box that piece becomes paraphernalia if a cop wants it to be. Like how they don't need to prove you used a food scale to sell drugs, merely having one on you along with drugs is all they need to get you on intent to distribute.

weed is far from being legal in israel. there's actually active enforcement and even persecution

Is medical marijuana legal though? My guess would be no, but I have no idea. There is a huge marijuana culture in Israel though, at least as prevalent as in the US. I was there for all of a week before I met random people offering me weed. I'm sure it's different if you are an Arab or a Sephardi, but as a white person I sensed a far less militant attitude towards weed from law enforcement than in the US. Unfortunately most weed in Israel is fucking dirt and of course they all smoke fucking spliffs.

stripes
12-06-2015, 08:56 PM
how come trotz got banned? or does his user title just say that. if he is banned who else will neg rep me?

redbreegull
12-06-2015, 09:13 PM
long story short: trots and vixnix had a huge fight, trots told vixnix he hopes she dies and that it would make him happy and shit. eulogy, who had only been popping in to take pot shots at trotskilicious anyway, ran and told the grown-ups (sppunk and pavementtune). Sppunk banned trots, then he disappeared immediately probably so he wouldn't have to think about how much he pissed everyone else off by being such a shit. Eulogy then quit followed by Sonic Johnny.

Basically everyone including vixnix (I think) has said it's time to unban him, but sppunk is just missing so