this one has always made me laff the most:

Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these
Come from space
To teach you of the pliedes

huh-huh he's singing about constellations

scartissueneberabooowaaa teboawainamoomoahwaa

To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin

...always made me cringe the most

some of the filler on stadium arcadium is just god awful.

"Warlocks in wonderland
I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
Wit a... Happy ending that's made of sand
Wit a little bit of lovin' is all I can"

http://troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/jackie-chan-whut.jpg

I know I know for sure
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.
I know I know it's you
Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang.

Go-rilla! Cunt-illa!

fuck this guy. He is the reason I hate rhcp, minus a handful of songs

To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin

...always made me cringe the most

oh man i had managed to forget that little nugget of lyrical genius

some of the filler on stadium arcadium is just god awful.

"Warlocks in wonderland
I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
Wit a... Happy ending that's made of sand
Wit a little bit of lovin' is all I can"

http://troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/jackie-chan-whut.jpg

hahahahaha wtf

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

sir psycho sexy is the best of his lyrics

ZORILLA
CUNTILLA
SAMMY DEE AND UH
SALMONELLA

I don't think I've laughed as hard as when this song showed up during the basketball fight in Oz

A rainy Lithuanian
Who's dancing as an Indian
Painted in my tiger skin
Especially in Michigan

..

Make a deal with Uncle Weezer
Sign your name to claim
China Chow will try to please her
Sweetness came from Jane

...

I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship
I've got a nonstop "yo swan" hello chip
Born to adore the big bad bison
Thunderstorm and a man like Tyson
Popcorn peanuts lookin' at big butts
No I can not keep my mouth shut

..

i dunno, he's pretty nonsensical all the time and doesn't seem to care that he starts talking about sth that makes sense for a couple lines, then just throws out sth totally random because he thinks it has to rhyme. i like silly stupid lyrics sometimes though.

THE SEVEN OF MY BEST FRIENDS WEAR
THE COLOUR OF THE WORRRRLD

this isn't chili peppers but this has been on my mind lately:

from van halen's "why can't this be love":

only time will tell
if we will stand the test of time


NO SHIT!!!1???/

hahah that's genius!

ZORILLA
CUNTILLA
SAMMY DEE AND UH
SALMONELLA


geez i've been humming this one around the house now

some of the filler on stadium arcadium is just god awful.

"Warlocks in wonderland
I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
Wit a... Happy ending that's made of sand
Wit a little bit of lovin' is all I can"



By filler you mean all 28 songs on it

OHM was the only album they ever did that I enjoyed from start to finish. The problem is they open it with their best song of all time and the rest of the album can't live up to the quality of Warped

the rest of the album does, however, completely shit on everything else they'd done before or since.

I always found it both incredibly hilarious and ironic that the b-side to Warped is Melancholy Mechanics, which is their most embarrassing fucking song in a catalogue stuffed to the gills with embarrassing fucking songs

Then you have songs on otherwise fine albums like BSSM that boast such heartfelt lyrical couplets such as this:

Orange eye girl
With blackslide Dew said
Yo homie
Who you talkin' to
A backed up paddywagon
Mackin' on a cat's ass
One upper cut
To the cold upper middle class
Born to storm
On boredom's face
Add a little lust
To the funky ass Flea bass

Fuck the RHCP. Fuck their stupid songs and their pedophile singer

only Flea holds any merit with me.

Tick tock I want to rock you
Like the eighties
Cock blocking isn't allowed
Tugboat Shiela is into memorabilia
Who said three is a crowd
We better get it on the go

GO ASK THE DUST FOR ANY ANSWERS
COME BACK STRONG WITH FIFTY BELLY DANCERS

http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=U9rKxgpBTJw&start=2m0s&end=2m15s

Tick tock I want to rock you
Like the eighties
Cock blocking isn't allowed
Tugboat Shiela is into memorabilia
Who said three is a crowd
We better get it on the go

i remember when this single first came out and this was the verse that had me laffing cos it's so quintessentially kiedis

Pawn Shop

Rib Cage

Card Shark

Blood Bath

:rockon:

Tick tock I want to rock you
Like the eighties
Cock blocking isn't allowed
Tugboat Shiela is into memorabilia
Who said three is a crowd
We better get it on the go

I thought it was:

Tick tock, I want to rock you like an eighties cop
Like it isn't allowed

that would have made more sense

last night the grill chef was going on about a theory saying that the red hot chili peppers were gay and had sex with each other because of the lyrics "take it on the other side/...i dont believe it's bad" lolololol and then this ditzy milf server brought up the incestous implications of "gonna give it to your mama/gotta get it put it in you" etc from give it away

anthony keidis must be bisexual he just looks like that kind of slut, second flea is pretty queer when you get down to it

i don't know what the other guys look like or act like