I just shit myself bros

Whoops!

Spaghett!

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/spaghet.jpg

Have you ever actually done that?

this is 100% serious real life thread i seriously lifted a cheek up to cut a fart only to be horribly surprised

thank god i was at home

Oh wow. That's pretty funny dude. I've only done it once when I was in elementary school, but I was at Best Buy... and it took me a minute to figure out what had happened.

i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants :(

i took a shower for a half hour

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i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants :(

i took a shower for a half hour

Is this a common problem for you?

only happens maybe two, three times a week.

you know about average.

Shart.

this has happened to me at least twice in the past 3 years.

the last time i was home alone standing infront of the TV changing channels and thought i'd just let one rip. big mistake. shit all down my pant leg... i walked really funny on my way to the bathroom so as not to leave evidence on the carpet.

This happened to me when I was in bed.

It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

And my other buddy in a bar LOL had to swoop him home

Pics or it didn't happen.

It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

http://www.wetookthebait.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spud-shit.jpg

hah i thought of spud too

also, how do you not know what's coming?
when i fart i definitely know when to abort\fall back. you can feel the turtle head going for the breach. farting by accident, however, is a different scenario.

sometimes it all happens at once

on a scale of 1-10, how runny was it
10 being runny, splashy diarrhea

i shit myself outside of taco cabana once and had to drive home with poo in my pants :(

i took a shower for a half hour

your car must smell like taco explosion or some shit.

http://www.wetookthebait.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spud-shit.jpg

TRAINSPOTTING.

have that book.

on a scale of 1-10, how runny was it
10 being runny, splashy diarrhea

11

Do you still have the shits? Is that why you're up so late?

um i'm up so late for other reasons

pants down, masturbating into sharts

lol!

I just shit myself bros

for you - an unfortunate incident
for 2girls1cup - the beginning of a promising career :love:

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/spaghet.jpg

NSFW

Baghet:
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This happened to me when I was in bed.

It happened to my buddy in his girlfriend's bed

these

I have a friend who claims this happens to him at least once a year. :erm:

Is it really that common? I've always told him he should see a doctor.

:rofl:

it's happened to me twice i think

one time i was driving but i just went to a gas station and used my undies to clean it until i got home. there wasn't a lot of it

post\av

what can i say? i love tacos too much for a shart to get in the way

this has never happened to me

and i'm really hoping it never does

yeah it sucks

incontinence must be awful. kill me before that please

I just shit myself bros

Sometimes you gamble and you lose.

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boy those are some real purty ladies in that picture barden posted but i'm worried duovamp is going to dismember them

http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h477/rosstafire/1323150029934.jpg

I wonder if there is a correlation here.

no actually it's prozac

I've only done it once when I was in elementary school
you gotta be kidding me

I do love me some diarrhea dogs

i mean maybe it is i dunno

i just now farted and no poo and my hot dog consumption is still high

you must not be eating them the right way

i put fucking avacado on them

then i can do nothing for you. this session is over.

you gotta be kidding me

No?

for you - an unfortunate incident
for 2girls1cup - the beginning of a promising career :love:

Thought: Women's tennis: in the end, it all comes down to 2 girls, 1 cup

i mean maybe it is i dunno

i just now farted and no poo and my hot dog consumption is still high

Damn, hotdogs never make me sick. Actually, no food makes me sick. Ironc, considering all of my immediate family has stomach problems.

I've got like a stomach of steel.

Oh, and for the record, I've never sharted either

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