View Full Version : Monte: The new pumpkin queen?


Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 12:30 AM
see above. compare and contrast present with past.

Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 12:36 AM
NOO I changed my mind.. I made a cheeky little poll and everything, but I changed my mind I don't even feel like talking about this! ugh I pressed "X".. It should have X'ed

Cool As Ice Cream
11-21-2011, 01:31 AM
the pumpkin queer

redbull
11-21-2011, 01:41 AM
i forgot all about that miserable cunt

Mayfuck
11-21-2011, 02:00 AM
monte and billy have a weird relationship with each other that goes beyond whatever tpq was

Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 02:52 AM
i forgot all about that miserable cunt
EDIT: I realized after typing my novel that you were talking about the PQ but since I already wasted my time typing I may as well post it.

billy just retwittered one of his tweets or however you say it, that made me think of it...

I've seen him and Bill converse on there and FB, I haven't been keeping up with much about the band or this board so that is how it came to my attention that they interacted, and I was confused. So if you are aggressive and persistent enough at mild stalking of your favorite artist he eventually gives in and becomes pseudo-social-media friends with you? Then I remembered that asian chick (veronica?) and realized if Monte had lady parts this would just be history repeated itself.

Then I came here, heard about Monte's blog, even though I still don't really know what it is... blah blah blah

I'm not trying to be an aimless Monte basher but I saw a comment he made in one of the threads about someone backing off or "give him his privacy"... maybe it was about Billy's first wife but I am not certain. I filed it away in the useless thoughts from netphorian threads file... but I remember thinking, woah hoh hoh, look whose talking. I was too lazy to comment then.

Monte can preach till the cows come home if he wants now that he has a communication line to Billy that people should respect his privacy, but he himself has been guilty of this to the highest of extremes. We all have so don't talk it too personally, but don't be a hypocrite now that you feel you have transitioned over and have become accepted

On funny thing I saw on FB was on one of bills "notes", Monte commented and someone else commented below him saying something to him and then Billy replied to that person "Yes Monte has no manners", he was kidding I'm sure but it was amusing to me that Billy saw how unaware of himself Monte is sometimes. I saved a screen cap to show you guys and was going to post it but the execution of that got lost between the land of "stopped giving a fuck" and "don't need another pointless thread". Also didn't want to invade Monte's personal life and I was too lazy to blurr out the names, but I guess everyone here already knows his name anyway though huh.

I can't believe I just wasted 15 minutes of my life typing that pointless post. shame

Cool As Ice Cream
11-21-2011, 03:06 AM
so you're following the corgman and monty on facebook?
interesting. i'd even call it mild stalking...

Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 03:53 AM
Yeah well my main source of human communication at the moment is a smashing pumpkins message board...what would you expect?

I was friends with him on fb and followed on twitter but I stopped both. I was reading the notes thing and saw Monte in the comment and realized it was this Monte and had a "what the hell moment", and I took a screen shot because I thought it was funny and I know Bill takes down his page a lot. I hadn't visited this board in over a year at that point so I had no idea they had a... whatever they have. Last I remember was Monte live posting with Bill at a show and Monte being happy he remembered his name. So to those comments without know I apparently missed so much in between was confusing. The thread was a bajillion pages long. Monte asked some obscure question and Bill laughed at him and told him he need to get a ___ (wife? life?) I forget. I hope it was wife though that would be awesome.

Twitter I stopped a while ago because A. twitter I don't really like and use mostly for hockey updates and B. he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed and began to irritate me. I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all , I wanted to read about line changes and penalty minutes

After I went to the show in October I began following him again and he's and noticed him talking to Monte. I just missed completely how it got from A to B.

Cool As Ice Cream
11-21-2011, 04:36 AM
A -(bj)-> B

scottytheoneand
11-21-2011, 07:25 AM
:erm:

What's creepy is how so many people are obsessed with Monte

Fellatio Mask!
11-21-2011, 07:28 AM
jonathan monte micropenis #yeson8 cocaine heroin lds corgan affair teen anal

The Jesus
11-21-2011, 08:28 AM
Monte: The new pumpkin queef

Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 08:30 AM
:erm:

What's creepy is how so many people are obsessed with Monte

Its snowballed and he has become the whipping boy but he has given people plenty of fuel.

Funny you say this because I also noticed you commented on that same twitter thing (tweet?), defending Billy's against a hipstersunited's comment they made to him. Which led me to, hmm I wonder if thats the scotty guy from netphoria and I clicked and it was. So I browsed and noticed you commented on some more Monte/Billy dialoge, and I was like hmmm.. riding Monte's coattails to Corgan's heart but then I remembered someone saying you wrote for his blog. Thennnnn I got bored and did something else and they I got bored with that and did something else and on an on. That's 80% of what I end up doing on the internet, aimlessly click away... I assure you I am not stalking you or Monte, you guys are safe.

I was going to mention to you I stumbled upon your twitter but didn't really see the point in it.

Sarcastic Smile
11-21-2011, 08:39 AM
o
Twitter I stopped a while ago because he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed and began to irritate me. I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all , I wanted to read about line changes and penalty minutes

After I went to the show in October I began following him again and he's and noticed him talking to Monte. I just missed completely how it got from A to B.

1/2 hour after I wrote this..:dammit: he was doing to good for a while there

Billy Billy Corgan
All glory to God in Love. To all my family, my friends, my loves and my cares, I am grateful.
4hourago

scottytheoneand
11-21-2011, 08:50 AM
did you think WPC had lost his religion or something? the dude is soaking in it. He tweets stuff like that almost every day

the most rockin new song from this year's tour is one long reference to God

It's new age rock

Pizza Club
11-21-2011, 09:09 AM
monte and billy have a weird relationship with each other that goes beyond whatever tpq was

In weirdness maybe, but I'm pretty sure TPQ and him were friends, or at least friends of friends that had dinner with each other.

RenewRevive
11-21-2011, 09:50 AM
iirc she was a journalist that interviewed him at some point, then signed on as PR or whatever it was she was doing.

pretty sure Izzle would know more.

MonteLDS
11-21-2011, 10:38 AM
as for Sarcastic Smile comment the only thing i said about Billy privacy is that he is open to talking publicly about anything except for his divorce.
-source (http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/board_new/index.php?showtopic=17175&view=findpost&p=606250)

I didn't get to meet the Pumpkin Queen. As I recall she was located down in LA, and had a business relationship with the Pumpkins. They could of been friends and they did go out to lunch at least once (http://www.myspace.com/thespqueen/photos/1624391) together and did a "fan meetup" in LA and London. She wasn't around for all that long after the release of Zeitgeist was she?

I never really think about what my relationship with Billy is. Are we friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-aP7RnZPsU) or are am I just a fan that has been around him enough that he has given trust to. Or am a friend that he trusts,

RockLobster
11-21-2011, 10:41 AM
poor monte. Can't you see that billy corgan has brainwashed your puny mind? he's ruining your life and your marriage, you should seek god monte.

slunken
11-21-2011, 12:12 PM
YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF MONTY ALSO I THINK HE EXEMPLIFIES THE ARCHETYPAL SP FAN IN 2011 IF YOU HATE MONTY YOU HATE YOURSELF

slunken
11-21-2011, 12:14 PM
I never really think about what my relationship with Billy is. Are we friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-aP7RnZPsU) or are am I just a fan that has been around him enough that he has given trust to. Or am a friend that he trusts,

i think he trusts you as a fan if that makes sense

reprise85
11-21-2011, 12:20 PM
I never really think about what my relationship with Billy is. Are we friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-aP7RnZPsU) or are am I just a fan that has been around him enough that he has given trust to. Or am a friend that he trusts,

dude, for real?

if you don't know where you stand you might want to find out. there is quite a difference in how someone treats a fan vs a friend. and while there could be some inter-meshing i would think it fairly obvious (to you) if the relationship is personal or not

slunken
11-21-2011, 12:23 PM
if you don't know where you stand you might want to find out.

are you suggesting he call billy at 3 in the morning crying while acting beliggerently confrontational?

reprise85
11-21-2011, 12:32 PM
yes

reprise85
11-21-2011, 12:34 PM
no but really i mean just ask to do a friend type thing and based on his reaction you would know

but monte's an aspie (right?) so maybe he wouldn't

slunken
11-21-2011, 12:56 PM
where the hell are the art shaw photos

wHATcOLOR
11-21-2011, 01:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP8PxJweRfI
uploader description: "If you ask this guy for an autograph almost anywhere he will either tell you no or run away from you he is a prick."


"just as a person who knows Billy Corgan first hand if there are a lot of people around he might not because if he signs 1 person he feels that he has to sign everyone stuff.

If you are in a small group or just meet him he is almost always happy to do so.

He isn't a prick, the poster of this video is-

montelds 1 week ago"

Cool As Ice Cream
11-21-2011, 01:22 PM
haha

scottytheoneand
11-21-2011, 01:42 PM
Monte is correct. Billy signs a lot of autographs. he's usually pretty cool about it.

it's not like he's Ringo Star or something.

great poster
11-21-2011, 06:51 PM
Is Monte really autistic?

MonteLDS
11-21-2011, 07:08 PM
Is Monte really autistic?

no

Starla
11-21-2011, 07:37 PM
Monte, does Billy disapprove of you posting here among all of the sinners?

MonteLDS
11-21-2011, 07:59 PM
Monte, does Billy disapprove of you posting here among all of the sinners?

why in the world would he care?

Trotskilicious
11-21-2011, 09:09 PM
if monte were autistic he'd be good at something, right?

D.
11-21-2011, 09:19 PM
that video above was stupid. billy just seemed a little on autopilot but i couldn't really blame him.

wHATcOLOR
11-21-2011, 09:24 PM
yeah the video itself is dumb, i was posting it for the monte comment

TuralyonW3
11-21-2011, 10:20 PM
Sometimes I cringe at all the Monte hate but then I remember how he shits all over gay rights and I'm like meh

great poster
11-21-2011, 10:24 PM
yeah monte you autistic fuck enjoy being socially inept

reprise85
11-21-2011, 10:46 PM
del

i'm being mean

no offense meant monte

great poster
11-21-2011, 10:58 PM
del

i'm being mean

no offense meant monte

what did you say

stumpycat
11-22-2011, 12:46 AM
Monte is like completely tone deaf when it comes to picking up on social signals of any kind - and in a way that he genuinely just doesn't seem able to comprehend on the level necessary to modify his own behavior in accordance with the situation. He also appears to have a relatively narrow scope of interests, but those few interests he does have border on obsessive. (I still don't have a clear idea of why Monte loves SP enough to do what he does, or where and why this interest even developed in the first place.) His use of linguistics, especially grammar and the written word, appears poorly developed. Also his understanding of things appears very mechanistically based and rigid. THIS is why I believe that Monte must have Aspergers.

great poster
11-22-2011, 12:54 AM
Monte is like completely tone deaf when it comes to picking up on social signals of any kind - and in a way that he genuinely just doesn't seem able to comprehend on the level necessary to modify his own behavior in accordance with the situation. He also appears to have a relatively narrow scope of interests, but those few interests he does have border on obsessive. (I still don't have a clear idea of why Monte loves SP enough to do what he does, or where and why this interest even developed in the first place.) His use of linguistics, especially grammar and the written word, appears poorly developed. Also his understanding of things appears very mechanistically based and rigid. THIS is why I believe that Monte must have Aspergers.

Remember that interview with Billy last month?
Billy: "Today is soandso's birthday, so if you'd lik-"
Monte: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOANDSO"
Billy: Awkward laugh

Trotskilicious
11-22-2011, 12:55 AM
also he is a closet case

Trotskilicious
11-22-2011, 12:55 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO AND SO!

Kahlo
11-22-2011, 01:41 AM
Is BC using Monte or is Monte using BC?

Oh and TPQ and Billy formed a genuine friendship when she interviewed him years ago and kept in touch. I think she also used to live with BC's assistant Kateri 'lowest moments of the SP doc' Forbes.

great poster
11-22-2011, 03:01 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO AND SO!

thank you

reprise85
11-22-2011, 03:18 AM
Monte is like completely tone deaf when it comes to picking up on social signals of any kind - and in a way that he genuinely just doesn't seem able to comprehend on the level necessary to modify his own behavior in accordance with the situation. He also appears to have a relatively narrow scope of interests, but those few interests he does have border on obsessive. (I still don't have a clear idea of why Monte loves SP enough to do what he does, or where and why this interest even developed in the first place.) His use of linguistics, especially grammar and the written word, appears poorly developed. Also his understanding of things appears very mechanistically based and rigid. THIS is why I believe that Monte must have Aspergers.

basically i wrote this (except less eloquently) but felt bad because i dont know the guy at all and deleted the post

Cool As Ice Cream
11-22-2011, 03:36 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BJORN! :D

Luke de Spa
11-22-2011, 03:45 AM
he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed

he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed

he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed

he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed

he had a long period of posting religous/inspirational quotes that didn't gel with my predominately hockey centered news feed

Cool As Ice Cream
11-22-2011, 04:38 AM
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all , I wanted to read about line changes and penalty minutes

I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all
I didn't want to hear above love and light conquering all

D.
11-22-2011, 07:02 PM
i wanna see the HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO AND SO video

stumpycat
11-22-2011, 11:41 PM
You'd also just LOVE the part with Monte's conspicuously ringing cell phone and the Billy death stare in response. No, not just a micro-expression of disgust - but a DEATH STARE!

Starla
11-23-2011, 03:24 AM
why in the world would he care?

Monte, you and I both know that Billy hates this forum. And since you are his friend, I assume that he wouldn't want you wasting your time here.

amoergosum
11-24-2011, 01:01 AM
i wanna see the HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO AND SO video

Enjoy >>>

Björn's birthday:
http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=J8HlfLASBF8&start=1m49s&end=1m56s

Fist bump::
http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=J8HlfLASBF8&start=16m44s&end=16m51s