I haven't done any research but I'm sure there's a state legislative district here in my state where i can run unopposed.

i'd fucking move to FL to vote for ya

guys let's start formulating a platform that will get me elected

i think you need to be 28

and no there's probably not

http://www.salon.com/2011/10/21/w_enters_my_wifes_schoolboard_race/

not to say i haven't fantasized running annoying socialist campaigns against local us congressmen

problem is these days it's a job, i know ideally american democracy is supposed to have citizen legislators but they're all career guys.

guys let's start formulating a platform that will get me elected

The american middle class needs a raise. And we start that with:

1. Bank reform
2. Tax reform
3. Campaign finance reform

etc

youll get my vote if you stand up for the florida pill mills

How do the brits do it? Isn't campaign advertising illegal there or something?

oh and cut the dreads and pretend you don't smoke weed

once people love you then start talking about weed repeals. you know, don't sell out just kind of keep it on the low, nahmean?

How do the brits do it? Isn't campaign advertising illegal there or something?

i'm not sure but their government is filled with braying paid for jackasses same as ours. maybe one of our english friends could remind me what was going on with the payola scandal in parliament for labor a few years back, i forget.

they're just more dignified and have better manners as a matter of cultural institute

i should probably knock off the whole ahteism thing too.

this is gonna be hard.

course conservative blog trolls will hate you if you get elected so the weed shit will come out

and as your campaign advisor i say then you can make a political point out if it

if you get voted out on the next cycle well damn we tried right

i should probably knock off the whole ahteism thing too.



i know the only thing more terrible to america than a muslim president would be an athiest one

be really vague about it, like less creepy and horrible daniel plainview

you know, obama

i dunno if you really have to have to go to church, i dunno if they'd scandalize that

and on my way out i'll be like "this is a gerrymandered district anyway and it was a miracle i won in the first place. see you in two years."

Well, you've already posted penix pics to the internet, so you've gotten that out of the way early.

Well, you've already posted penix pics to the internet, so you've gotten that out of the way early.does this mean i have a future as a politician?

the machete pic might hold you back

but it's a pretty good display of my "take no prisoners" attitude

my boss ran for city council and i thought he was losing it but he actually ended up winning. i think with local politics you run on a singular thing you can have a chance. he ran on making u-turns legal for a street or some shit

My buddy from a high-school band is in the city council here. Mostly just wear a suit, champion some cause and trick the community into thinking you're a good hearted young man. Bam, instant office.