i didnt think so.

note that ugly chicks are exempted

And why are attractive people so DUMB?

FUCK THE POLOCE

you've gone too far this time bryon burns

Is poloce Italian for retarded

Uuuhh yes a lot

I learned quite a bit from my ex but maybe I'm just dumb.

But it was like, tips on dressing well and a bunch of stuff I didn't previously give a shit about.

I learned quite a bit from my ex but maybe I'm just dumb.

But it was like, tips on dressing well and a bunch of stuff I didn't previously give a shit about.

Typical man.

FUCK THE POLOCE

:2thumbsup

maybe you have a learning disability

I've received some interesting anatomy lessons in my time.

Typical man.
Legit.

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BYRON BARNES ABANDONED ME :mad:

I didn't meet him because I was too busy with school, but he probably would've abandoned me too.

I was sick! And in another state!

I wasn't about to drive 4 hours with a fever and barely able to stay awake. I really wanted to see te Braves lose, anyway.

Forgive me daddy d

oh puhlease.

:rolleyes:

The board has turned and left me here

lol

yes i have

what the fuck

^lol she down voted the thread.

Watch out, she might get all feminist on you.

how do you know it wasn't me? or dean?

Because the thread didn't have a rating until she replied.

Except it wasn't me!

Why are y'all so mean? Is it my baby face?

you're getting old, byron!

Why do you say that?

I'm 23 tomorrow!

You don't have to come from the right kind of school
Let your boyfriend come from the right kind of school

You can wear his old sweatshirt
Cover yourself like a bruise

ugh what the fuck is that from? i feel bad for women in relationships like that.

it's like that bjork song.

it's like it or it is?

i just know those bjork songs with the giant bear in the forest and the one with the giant car in the city

I HAVE A FEELING I'M ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM A GIRL

like the song. it isn't the song.

we're half way there

and unhappy birthday, byron barnes!

we're half way there

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Where did we go wrong Lauren?

And it's The Hold Steady -you can make him like you

we're half way there

livin' on a prayer?

I'm 23 tomorrow!

You have much to learn, little one.

Learn me somethin!

if you take a stick of butter and rub it on the top edges (inch or so) of a pot you are boiling water in it won't boil over EVER

But will it prevent pregnancy?

that wasnt substantial

im talking about learning things about life or about yourself etc not cool tricks

nice to know though!

What about copulating? Did a woman teach you that?

that wasnt substantial

im talking about learning things about life or about yourself etc not cool tricks

nice to know though!

we do not see things as they are, but as we are

be the change you want to see

post/av

Fuck bitches get euros

i learn a lot from my mom does anybody else here have a mom

I've learned that girls like to say 'you always' or 'you never' all [most] of the time.

i learn a lot from my mom does anybody else here have a mom

nope

your mom is a whore slunken

she's taught lots of people lots of things ifyouknowwhatimean

yeah she taught me what santorum is

what's santorum

google it. and i mean that in a totally non-snarky way

it's when you pull out of her pooper and there's ky, shit and cum on your dick

but yes google santorum with those words

also check out "rick perry sexchange"

Ah, a politician

i dunno what you're talking about it's that ky/shit/cum mucus

BTW I goatsed my coworker. I says if you wanna see something hilarious look up goatse. He says what's that? I says its hilarious and walked away. He didn't think it was all that funny, and I'm his boss. LoooooooooooL

it's when you pull out of her pooper and there's ky, shit and cum on your dick
Hopefully there's a layer of rubber separating the ky/shit and the cum.

not with slunken's mom there wasn't

she's a giver

i dunno what you're talking about it's that ky/shit/cum mucus

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-09-21/tech/tech_web_santorum-google-ranking_1_google-spokeswoman-google-ceo-eric-schmidt-google-places?_s=PM:TECH

well that's funny

google to rick santorum: fuck you, it's funny

eh it's not that funny

hi guys - to give you a mental image my mom looks like pat benatar.

http://cbswlif.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/pat-benatar.jpg

she's hotter actually but yeah that's close