i run a nice quiet beach community and i mean to keep it that way

chat here, lovers!

i'm having a sandwich

oah i love sandwiches tee hee what kind of sandwich flirt flirt flirt

a ROMANCE sandwich wink wink flirt flirt

oh that sounds tasty can i have a bite <<<<<<<<3

oh no it's wet!!!!!!

okay kids ball's rolling off you go

*wiggles eyebrows*

gross

this is a very cynical thread mr. hat.

gross

yeah honest to god ****** I get what you're going for but the image just doesn't translate. Maybe make a gif of you wiggling your eyebrows in a seductive way, otherwise I just kind of picture you as a character on a kids cartoon doing it in a quote unquote quirky kinda way.

this is a very cynical thread mr. hat.

butts. i was shooting for passive aggressive

yeah honest to god ****** I get what you're going for but the image just doesn't translate. Maybe make a gif of you wiggling your eyebrows in a seductive way, otherwise I just kind of picture you as a character on a kids cartoon doing it in a quote unquote quirky kinda way.

NO WIGGLING ON THE BOARD

:(

brb posting dicks in ops rep

on behalf of timmy and myself, i thank you.

:love:

yeah honest to god ****** I get what you're going for but the image just doesn't translate. Maybe make a gif of you wiggling your eyebrows in a seductive way, otherwise I just kind of picture you as a character on a kids cartoon doing it in a quote unquote quirky kinda way.

that's what i imagine, too. i don't think i'm seeexy. :embarass:

do u want 2 eat one of my pop tarts later for dessert lol

no but have I mentioned I have a massive phallus?

ewww whoa what

any y'all need a little chocolate?

I rike where dis going!

pop tarts are guhross!

edit- fuck it!

thanks for taking over guys

i'm going to have sex with ****** IN EVERY OTHER THREAD BUT THIS ONE

today is just craaawling by!

*wiggles eyebrows* FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT

<33333

i have to go back to work.

<:3)~

i have to go back to work.

i'm gonna miss you so much! :cry:

a couple of days ago i started making a thread with the same title, but had to leave the house and forgot about it. glad it worked out that way, this is better than what i was doing

someone needs to make a thread for mooney to talk about himself in.

don't be so hard on yourself, jesse.

hi mxzombie.

sup. i'm tired

sorry about that. how many hours of sleep did you get, buddy?

welcome to my life.

i got over six hours of sleep, but i think i woke up in the middle of a sleep cycle because i was super cranky. burned my tongue on my coffee. TODAY IS THE WORST.

aw mxzombie. i can't imagine that you get cranky. make sure to blow on your coffee plenty before drinking it next time. that's what i do but i end up just blowing and blowing until it's cool. you just can't win.

ah crap. this morning i was rushing and grabbed a sweater from a clean pile of laundry to take to work because it gets so cold! it was crumpled in a ball so i just held onto it like that. turns out there was a pair of underwear in it and it totes fell out at the train station. i hope i picked it up in time!

chonies. you should just avoid balling up underwear inside other articles of clothing to be safe. i'm fine and have a pretty sweet life all things considered.

i didn't do it!

how'd it get there? who put it there? where'd the undies come from?

i'm freaking out right now.

because of your underpants?

don't make things worse, mxzombie. when are you going back to work?

ok well i'm going back to work now. hope you get through your underwear freak-out okay.

i hope you muster some energy!

shit's gonna get real.

oh god this is too fucking awful
luke de spa getting it on with himself was way better than this textual diarrhea

you're not blowing

maybe i need some hot coffee
cause, ya know, then i tend to blow and blow and blow like that

should i have said expel air from your mouth?

oh and...

thread for mxzombie and yo sel el mejor !!!!

hey! he spelled my name wrong! :mad:

sucker!!!!

yo yo soya major

i expect everyone else to clean up their own barf in this thread; i will not be cleaning it for you

yo soy is so masculine. it makes my balls ache.

ha, ha.

What a lovely little couple.

How are you, anders?

thank you for bringing us together, luke. if it weren't for this thread i don't know if things would have turned out the way they have. how can WE thank you?

tim really is a netphorian all-star ifyouknowwhatimsayin. *wiggles eyebrows*

i don't think we know what you're sayin. you should elaborate.

i want tim to stay ever humble.

\o/

well almost everyone here has already seen my penis. so i don't know that humility is within reach anymore

lemme know if i need to post it again.

we'll see if popular demand warrants it

I wanna see

i'm always down for dick pic posting

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