View Full Version : how do you deal with people
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:20 PM who chew really loudly and make a lot of noise when they eat? it's unspeakably rude and disgusting. my friend sounds like an animal when he eats, and it makes me want to puke. i offend him if i bring it up and he doesn't seem to be aware of all the noise he makes. what do i do
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:36 PM i guess i could do that. it's just not my style
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 01:37 PM don't eat with him anymore. how offended does he get when you bring it up?
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 01:38 PM wear headphones and listen to music if you eat with him. or turn some tunes up real loud.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:40 PM things just get awkward. he doesn't get it. it's gross
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:41 PM yeah i usually do. but sometimes it's just not possible. he eats a lot.
Future Boy 08-01-2011, 01:42 PM record it and show him
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:42 PM i guess i'm looking for a tactful way to convey the thought: "you sound like an animal when you eat and it really grosses me out. didn't your parents teach you table manners? are you completely oblivious to the sounds emanating from your mouth?"
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 01:43 PM record it and show himnow there's a thought
duovamp 08-01-2011, 02:01 PM Do it back to him. Louder.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 02:05 PM Do it back to him. Louder.this is tempting, but mostly just passive-aggressive. my manners impede this as well, i'm not even sure how to be that loud without spilling all the food out of my mouth
duovamp 08-01-2011, 02:08 PM If you worry about stepping on ants, you'll never be able to walk.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 02:10 PM this is a delicate topic for some reason
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 02:10 PM stop trying to make tim be a jerk.
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 02:16 PM go with what future boy said.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 02:16 PM i should just chastise his parents for raising a child with such slovenly eating habits. thankfully eating at a breakneck pace goes hand-in-hand with this open mouth business, so it's usually a short-lived chorus of lip smacks and slurps. still disgusting
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 02:17 PM i should mention that i have brought it up with him before, on several occasions, and he has acknowledged that he is indeed a very loud eater. he hasn't made any lasting effort to quiet himself though
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 02:20 PM does he suck on his fingers, too? blorf.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 02:22 PM ugh. yes. i just avoided hanging out with him for a while because of it. can't keep that up forever though
killtrocity 08-01-2011, 02:55 PM tell him to shut the fuck up. I used to eat loud and my friend told me to shut the fuck up and now I chew with my mouth closed
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 03:41 PM yeah. i guess i should just do that. forget being tactful and conniving.
Future Boy 08-01-2011, 03:51 PM go with what future boy said.
always good advice
yo soy el mejor 08-01-2011, 03:53 PM real friends keep it real.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 04:00 PM tru, tru
Trotskilicious 08-01-2011, 07:55 PM yeah see my current roommate ate like a little piggy in college but he learned and now he eats like a civilized person. he didn't make noise but watching him eat was kind of grotesque. People can learn but you have to make fun of them for it, that's how we civilized my current roommate.
i would also mention some people can't breathe when they eat and really can't help it, my uncle was like this, he'd sit to himself in shame at thanksgiving as he oinked his way through a plate.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 08:06 PM yeah i think that difficulty breathing may be a factor with my friend, he's riddled with allergies and sinus problems. still though. he doesn't even cover his mouth when he coughs.
Trotskilicious 08-01-2011, 08:14 PM yeah he's just oblivious then and he needs to be awarified. its for his own good.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 08:16 PM gonna awarify that chump! 'sup?!
emotionalfriend 08-01-2011, 09:24 PM Strychnine
Dead Frequency 08-01-2011, 09:27 PM Is your friend overweight?
duovamp 08-01-2011, 09:28 PM Next time he eats loudly, just politely take a massive shit on his plate and make him eat it.
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 09:36 PM Is your friend overweight?not really. maybe a little
Dead Frequency 08-01-2011, 09:43 PM I just ripped ass and this really attractive girl walked by me. You think she got a whiff? What should I do?
mxzombie 08-01-2011, 09:45 PM blame it on a dog. or a trash can
Dead Frequency 08-01-2011, 09:50 PM I just told her that I'm a smart feller and that she's a fart smeller. She laughed and laughed. Now she's choking on my baby gravy.
slunken 08-01-2011, 10:37 PM works every time.
Cool As Ice Cream 08-04-2011, 07:51 AM i would also mention some people can't breathe when they eat and really can't help it, my uncle was like this, he'd sit to himself in shame at thanksgiving as he oinked his way through a plate.
hahaha
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