View Full Version : so who here has had sexy with Billy?


Ball Sack Face
07-30-2011, 11:52 PM
Honestly, the guy was the biggest rock star in the world for about 18 months and likely saw more vag before lunch than an OB/GYN in a month. At some point somebody must have had his birth-marked penis in them, or at least massaged his bald head in their crotch in the same manner as picking out a cantaloupe at the Piggly Wiggly.

So who out there has been thrusted by Bolly? If it happened in 92, did he thrust with the raw energy of Tristessa? In 96, did he pound with the overwhelming authority of An Ode to No One? As 2003 wound down, did he go limp with the unexpected performance issues of Zwan? How about anybody who got sloppy Corgan seconds in 2007? Was the entire bedroom performance over produced and too reliant on Jimmy to keep the rhythm steady?

Share your Billy Corgan sexual escapade stories here, or just reply "fuck you."

killtrocity
07-31-2011, 01:32 AM
there's that one crazy bitch who always talks about billy like he's her husband... what's her name?>

thinking.... someone else will know

Trotskilicious
07-31-2011, 03:30 AM
i fucked billy's asshole on a regular basis between 1997-2001

then it was matt sweeney for another year so basically, a sweeney was up in his ass for 5 years.

Marqués
07-31-2011, 03:50 AM
Fysche or something?

Kahlo
07-31-2011, 03:59 AM
june_soma as well.

Shallowed
07-31-2011, 07:36 AM
To my knowledge I have not had sexual relations with any members of Smashing Pumpkins or anyone affiliated with Smashing Pumpkins.

Ball Sack Face
08-01-2011, 12:23 PM
I'm looking for details people. I need them to solve the Machina mystery.

Mo
08-01-2011, 02:07 PM
www.fysche.net

duovamp
08-01-2011, 02:19 PM
Andrew Pakula

wHATcOLOR
08-01-2011, 02:29 PM
not me

soniclovenoize
08-01-2011, 02:34 PM
A friend in high school claimed he new this chick in Canada who had in fact fucked Billy Corgan and had his love child.

But he also claimed at various points in time she was also his super-hot girlfriend, and that he had actually defeated Dimebag Darrell in a guitar riffing contest of some sort.

Kahlo
08-01-2011, 02:51 PM
I'm looking for details people. I need them to solve the Machina mystery.

So, how often do you dream about sleeping with Billy, and do you think that it is healthy to do so?

emotionalfriend
08-01-2011, 03:14 PM
I'm sure Monte has had sexy with Billy a few times, or at least dreamed about it.

Also, wasn't there one chick from here that followed him around during the Sacred & Profane Tour. I'm sure there were a few, but there was one in particular that was kinda crazy about it. It was 11 years ago so my memory is a bit hazy.

Kahlo
08-01-2011, 03:42 PM
I remember meeting Billy at a signing in London and was massively creeped out by the girls there who cried after meeting him. That said, there is nothing I loved more than deluded, demented and damaged SP female fans a decade ago. Sigh.

SlingeroGuitaro
08-01-2011, 03:46 PM
I liked fucking them while they cut.

Kahlo
08-01-2011, 03:48 PM
too much eyeliner...trying to dress like D'arcy. Sigh.

Now I'm old and married.

Grox
08-01-2011, 10:06 PM
.

Grox
08-01-2011, 10:06 PM
.

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 06:04 AM
too much eyeliner...trying to dress like D'arcy. Sigh.

Now I'm old and married.
yeah you've definitely changed, huh

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 06:12 AM
aside from the passage of time and a legal document, most likely not.

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 06:14 AM
/whooooosh

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 06:17 AM
Get fucked Luke. Your original point wasn't funny. I'm comfortable with my feminine looks.

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 06:44 AM
i hope you're also comfortable with being painfully humorless

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 06:50 AM
actually that's unfair, i apologise. it's pretty funny how you take yourself so seriously

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 07:33 AM
I wouldn't say that's true, hence the facetious reply earlier. Friends?

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 07:40 AM
get fucked kahole go dress like d'arcy!!!!!!!

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 07:54 AM
I will, and I'll look smashing.

RenewRevive
08-02-2011, 07:54 AM
I remember meeting Billy at a signing in London and was massively creeped out by the girls there who cried after meeting him. That said, there is nothing I loved more than deluded, demented and damaged SP female fans a decade ago. Sigh.

yeah they'd be the ones who fuck up bootleg recordings with the incessant shrieking.

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 07:59 AM
When I went to the TFE show in London one girl beside me did that (BILLY!!!!!! BILLLLLY!!!! BILLLEEEEE!!!!!!), and I turned to her and shouted "WILL YE SHUT THE FUCK UP HE KNOWS HIS OWN NAME" just as the music stopped.

RenewRevive
08-02-2011, 08:02 AM
heh, bet that shut her up :)

SlingeroGuitaro
08-02-2011, 08:06 AM
I stood next to one of those at some show in 2000. Me and the guy she was trying to push out of the way (including kicking our shins, stomping our feet and scratching our arms) picked her up and threw her to security. Her screams of rape were awesome.I tried every key until



Edit: I' tried every key until' what the fuck? Where did that come from?

Kahlo
08-02-2011, 08:11 AM
Ha. That made me chuckle. Those kind of fans should be exterminated. I hope she comes here one day and realises what a fanny she is.

Grox
08-02-2011, 11:50 AM
/

stumpycat
08-02-2011, 11:09 PM
Ha. That made me chuckle. Those kind of fans should be exterminated. I hope she comes here one day and realises what a fanny she is.

That's not very offensive Kahlo. Not unless it's actually true that what we're saying when we're talking about those zipper bags that 60-something lesbian women wear around their waist when they're being tourists somewhere is the equivalent of saying "cunt pack".

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 11:09 PM
he means vagina

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 11:10 PM
as opposed to butt

stumpycat
08-02-2011, 11:13 PM
I know what he means! But I was just wondering if fanny was truly considered as an offensive term for vagina as I have been led to believe.

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 11:13 PM
i think it's more of a juvenile term. wiener : penis :: fanny : vagina

butt let's get back on topic: 'butt' is obviously superior as an insult. think about it. only some people have vaginas, and vaginas are widely appreciated. on the other hand, everyone has a butt and almost no one likes what comes out of them.

hey kahole! you're a butt, you butt!!

stumpycat
08-02-2011, 11:15 PM
That never stopped you guys from freely calling other men cunts, though, did it?! You're trying to get all intellectual over this but it's not working.

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 11:16 PM
i've never called anyone a cunt in my entire life

Luke de Spa
08-02-2011, 11:17 PM
also, i wanted to pull "you're a butt, you butt!" out of retirement briefly

Ball Sack Face
08-03-2011, 12:16 AM
so do you guys think billy has had butt sex?

probs

stumpycat
08-03-2011, 10:19 PM
also, i wanted to pull "you're a butt, you butt!" out of retirement briefly

I prefer asshat. That's the best word I have learned from Netphoria.

Shallowed
08-03-2011, 10:55 PM
YE

Ye inferrrrnal bitch!

Trotskilicious
08-03-2011, 11:37 PM
When I went to the TFE show in London one girl beside me did that (BILLY!!!!!! BILLLLLY!!!! BILLLEEEEE!!!!!!), and I turned to her and shouted "WILL YE SHUT THE FUCK UP HE KNOWS HIS OWN NAME" just as the music stopped.

AYE YE FOOKIN DAFT COONT

Butt Pope
01-27-2015, 02:11 PM
This is quite the thread.

dodoz
01-27-2015, 03:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVDoVvmV5A&t=1m9s

slunken
01-27-2015, 04:09 PM
AYE YE FOOKIN DAFT COONT

FACK OFF SWEENEY

Run To Me
02-03-2015, 01:32 PM
I have to admit when I saw Zwan during that early Midwest run I was a fanny and cried "biiiiiiiilllllleeeeee" a bit in between songs. I didn't expect it to happen, it just popped out. I was a teen, then.

Shallowed
02-03-2015, 04:27 PM
This is quite the thread.

what search terms were you using that led you to this thread?