caught 3 trout and gave my girlfriend a multiple orgasm



what are your accomplishments today?

redbull, nobody likes a braggart

fucked 3 trout and gave my girlfriend herpes



what are your accomplishments today?

^^^^^

I also gave your gf multiple orgasms while you were busy catching trout

"a multiple orgasm" < "multiple orgasms"

I tongued redbregull's girlfriend's asshole for a little bit, got my tires mounted on my new wheels, and changed my oil. But I'm not bragging about it like a faggot.

Also I ate some corn on the cob. Now that's some good shit right there.

i spent all day thinking about redbreegull's putin-esque masculine exploits

then i took a huge shit

Redbreegull is seriously the worst

today i ate cookies and played minecraft.

I just woke up, but today I made an enormous burrito for breakfast and I plan on finishing work on a new tune and drinking too much coffee.

a multiple orgasm



Like, an orgasm in an orgasm? Or like, two or more orgasms at the same time?

don't be jealous kids. Although it has been a good day (I also saw Harry Potter), I would hardly call my endeavors Putin-esque, but I will let you know when I kill some journalists or grab some business oligarchs by the nuts

"a multiple orgasm" < "multiple orgasms"

I wasn't sure what the correct what to say it was. It was a "double orgasm" if that makes it more clear. I was afraid that "multiple orgasms" might imply more than one, but disconnected. This was two orgasms with no time in between.

i hiked to Maunawili Falls here on the island of Oahu. jumped off the rocks and swam in the cold fresh water. slipped in mud and bruised my bum.

Hey guys I'm gonna start making new threads for every sexual encounter with my wife is that cool?

uh that's not what this thread is about, it is about everyone sharing their best accomplishments from today. I also said I caught some fish, and I actually put that first. It's everyone else who decided to focus in on the sex part

put 3 trout in my butthole and showed my girlfriend



what are your accomplishments today?

ooh baby

today i gave myself multiple orgasms.




...and none of them were fake.

uh that's not what this thread is about, it is about everyone sharing their best accomplishments from today. I also said I caught some fish, and I actually put that first. It's everyone else who decided to focus in on the sex part

thats just like the tv guide you buy along with the porn mag, you didnt fool anyone

fuck you, this was the first time I have ever been fishing and I felt kind of accomplished for catching, preparing, and eating my own food. Damn you for being arrogant enough to suppose you understand the motives of another human being. Fuck you to death!

I seriously wanted to umadbro that.

^^^^^

You're killing me.

I finished a guitar build for bob schneider, painted a table, and rearranged my living room.

I seriously wanted to umadbro that.

http://troll.me/images/business-cat-needs/meow-u-jelly.jpg

I'm planning on getting the Freeroamer 2 and Stunt Driver achievements in Just Cause 2. I'll update you guys with my progress later on. Stay tuned!

Edit: An amazingly productive day (http://i.picpar.com/7aba20af57f5b3822cf8c128db38248e52d0206a.png)

whats up faggots make a difference, it's an international day now according to the UN or some shit:
http://www.mandeladay.com/

everyday is an international day as far as i'm concerned. we all watch the same sunset.

no, we do not.
we all watch the same <i>sun</i> set, but not the same sunset.

i'd even go so far as to say that you should be emphasising it like "we all watch the same sun set"

I got a 98 on my test :)

defended my master's thesis

defended my master's thesis

how did it go? Was it a Viva situation?

Today I saw an art exhibition (terrible) went in to town (full of zombies) and got two interviews I did a few weeks ago.

last night i dreamed i was living in a seafood restaurant with tim and we were trying to gather enough people to play crack the whip in the parking lot. he put his arm around me a couple times.

i just got a call and have a follow-up interview on august 2nd. two more weeks of doing absolutely nothing. i better get this job.

whatever. you love it.

Today my shit smelled like popcorn after consuming a whole bag during Harry Potter last night.

I better be deep in my cold, cold grave before I see a Japanese sunset.

so this thread was just about redbreegull's need to say he had sex

is he becoming the new Ad<kjsk>am_M?

how did it go? Was it a Viva situation?not sure what you mean by "viva situation," but it went well. all i had to do was give a 20-30 minute presentation on the research i've been working on all year and the bulk of the critiques from my committee was on stylistic aspects of the presentation rather than the content. so i am quite pleased. i just have to finish writing the paper now and submit it by the end of the week, NBD

last night i dreamed i was living in a seafood restaurant with tim and we were trying to gather enough people to play crack the whip in the parking lot. he put his arm around me a couple times.what's crack the whip? did you pull away when i put my arm around you? were you entranced by my latino pheromones?

Crack the Whip is a simple outdoor children's game that involves physical coordination, and is usually played in small groups, either on grass or ice. One player, chosen as the "head" of the whip, runs (or skates) around in random directions, with subsequent players holding on to the hand of the previous player. The entire "tail" of the whip moves in those directions, but with much more force toward the end of the tail. The longer the tail, the more the forces act on the last player, and the tighter they have to hold on.

As the game progresses, and more players fall off, some of those who were previously located near the end of the tail and have fallen off can "move up" and be in a more secure position by grabbing onto the tail as it is moving, provided they can get back on before some of the others do. There is no objective to this game other than the enjoyment of the experience.

and i did not pull away. you were whispering stuff in my ear but nothing dirty.

There is no objective to this game other than the enjoyment of the experience.i'm glad they included this. that sounds fun.

and i wouldn't talk dirty like that. we just met :blush:

so this thread was just about redbreegull's need to say he had sex

is he becoming the new Ad<kjsk>am_M?

^did not read thread

<font color="dab9ea">Today I got lost on the Italian metro. (first time riding it alone) I took it going the opposite direction I wanted to go, wound up in a crummy area, got back on and didn't think I was where I needed to be but I actually was. Wound up safely at Mailboxes etc. (my destination) and then got back to the hotel a-ok. </font>

<font color="dab9ea">Today I got lost on the Italian metro. (first time riding it alone) I took it going the opposite direction I wanted to go, wound up in a crummy area, got back on and didn't think I was where I needed to be but I actually was. Wound up safely at Mailboxes etc. (my destination) and then got back to the hotel a-ok. </font>

yeah but how many orgasms did redbreegull give you

Today I called this number three times, but I got scared and I put back in place, I put my phone back in place. Look, just tell my why don't ya if I'm out of place.

This was two orgasms with no time in between.

also known as one orgasm

congratulations

what's crack the whip? did you pull away when i put my arm around you? were you entranced by my latino pheromones?

and i did not pull away. you were whispering stuff in my ear but nothing dirty.

i'm glad they included this. that sounds fun.

and i wouldn't talk dirty like that. we just met :blush:

this interchange is making my heart race

You think they're gonna do it

yeah but how many orgasms did redbreegull give you

i wonder if it was one multiple orgasm

today i thought about how i'm not good at much of anything and i fantasized about killing myself

also known as one orgasm

congratulations

do you not understand what a multiple orgasm is

Perhaps you could show him...

Today was a good day.

This week at camp was "Steel Chef Week," so we divided the kids into 4 groups and each group made a "restaurant." My group voted on Italian cuisine so first we made a big sign for our restaurant, Pizzario Italiano, and taped it up on the wall. I spent about half an hour cutting out a perfect outline of Italy to put on the sign. It looked nifty. Then we made t-shirts and cooked our food, which was bruschetta, pizza, and cremosas. At the end of the day we were awarded best beverage for the cremosas, by popular vote.

Then I played at an open mic at a Starbucks near my house. I used to play this open mic all the time but then I went away to school so this was my first time in several years. I played really well. Afterwards this high school girl asked me if there was somewhere she could download the song I played, which was an original. I told her no, and she gave me her email address in case I ever record it. lolwut


what have your accomplishments been today netphoria?

I spent about half an hour cutting out a perfect outline of Italy to put on the sign.
are you disabled

why don't you try to do it faster bitch? Italy is a very intricate country.

shit, beer freezes? this is a negative accomplishment

today I worked...I managed to finish next week schedule a day early than usual so that's an accomplishment.

why don't you try to do it faster bitch? Italy is a very intricate country.

i think it would take me under five minutes. anyway it's a one-off sign for children, surely you could've spent your time more productively. like correctly translating "italian pizzeria". believe it or not the italian word for "pizzeria" is "pizzeria"

what have your accomplishments been today netphoria?

since you asked, yesterday i hatched a creepy facebook scheme that seems to be paying off better than expected.

a guy i know from home (a couple hours away) posted on facebook asking who was going to the arcade fire show here in halifax next week. a girl (who i creeped and is cute) 'liked' his status. i took this to mean perhaps she might be going to the show with him. i commented asking if anyone wanted my extra ticket, thinking it could lead to me hanging out with him and perhaps meeting this girl, even though she probably lives a couple hundred miles away.

turns out she lives in halifax, wanted my ticket, and wanted to meet for coffee later that night (last night) to get the ticket. i took a book because she didn't know exactly when she'd get there after work, and she commented that 'gulliver's travels' is often a question on jeopardy. i've essentially watched a years worth of jeopardy episodes in the past few weeks, and that was one of the main reasons i picked up the book. anywho, chatted for a bit and she said that we should hang out at the concert. :blush:


tl;dr i'm a creep and jeopardy is the key to my heart.

Today was a good day.

This week at camp was "Steel Chef Week," so we divided the kids into 4 groups and each group made a "restaurant." My group voted on Italian cuisine so first we made a big sign for our restaurant, Pizzario Italiano, and taped it up on the wall. I spent about half an hour cutting out a perfect outline of Italy to put on the sign. It looked nifty. Then we made t-shirts and cooked our food, which was bruschetta, pizza, and cremosas. At the end of the day we were awarded best beverage for the cremosas, by popular vote.

Then I played at an open mic at a Starbucks near my house. I used to play this open mic all the time but then I went away to school so this was my first time in several years. I played really well. Afterwards this high school girl asked me if there was somewhere she could download the song I played, which was an original. I told her no, and she gave me her email address in case I ever record it. lolwut


what have your accomplishments been today netphoria?

my god you are annoying

do you not understand what a multiple orgasm is

yes. and if there is literally no time in between then she just had one.

i think it would take me under five minutes. anyway it's a one-off sign for children, surely you could've spent your time more productively. like correctly translating "italian pizzeria". believe it or not the italian word for "pizzeria" is "pizzeria"

you insult the kids by suggesting they deserve a lower quality of work than anyone else. I know it's "pizzeria," that's what the sign said. What I typed here was a typo.

yes. and if there is literally no time in between then she just had one.

she climaxes, writhes around, enters resolution, then immediately begins to come again. I don't know why that is so hard for you to understand, you stupid bitch

you insult the kids by suggesting they deserve a lower quality of work than anyone else. I know it's "pizzeria," that's what the sign said. What I typed here was a typo.
they do when it's a one-off sign for a fake restaurant. you really think anyone's going to notice the accuracy of the italian coastline on a temporary coastline? you are probably insane.

also it's not a typo when you don't know how to spell a word. look at your keyboard

they do when it's a one-off sign for a fake restaurant. you really think anyone's going to notice the accuracy of the italian coastline on a temporary coastline? you are probably insane.

also it's not a typo when you don't know how to spell a word. look at your keyboard

I don't tell you how to do your job, dickbag.

Typo does not only imply an instance in which one's finger slips to the wrong key either, you dolt. I was typing fast, I was drinking beer, and I spelled it incorrectly because of the sway the common word "pizza" has over the much less commonly typed "pizzEria" in my brain. Why don't I post a picture of our sign and then you can suck my dick and swallow my reproductive swimmers when you see that I spelled it correctly where it actually counts.

and also fuck you

I retract my aggressive tone however, because aggression is wrong

dude just admit you were wrong for once, it's not difficult to proofread a post

lol he mad

dude just admit you were wrong for once, it's not difficult to proofread a post

but I didn't proofread it. I am supposed to admit that don't know how to spell pizzeria when that is false, and it was in fact negligence which led to the misspelling?

Much like John Proctor, I find myself unable to admit to guilt falsely in order to appease the community

Such a bitch.

but I didn't proofread it. I am supposed to admit that don't know how to spell pizzeria when that is false, and it was in fact negligence which led to the misspelling?do you look at the text that appears on the screen as you type? you're not willing to make the miniscule effort and look over what you've written to avoid giving the impression that you're a dunce? i'm going to bet you proofread this post.

no, I don't always look over what I am typing as I do it, especially not when I am drinking beer and posting on a near defunct smashing pumpkins message board

no, I don't always look over what I am typing as I do it, especially not when I am drinking beer and posting on a near defunct smashing pumpkins message boarddo you watch the keyboard? there's no excuse.

I don't tell you how to do your job, dickbag.

Typo does not only imply an instance in which one's finger slips to the wrong key either, you dolt. I was typing fast, I was drinking beer, and I spelled it incorrectly because of the sway the common word "pizza" has over the much less commonly typed "pizzEria" in my brain. Why don't I post a picture of our sign and then you can suck my dick and swallow my reproductive swimmers when you see that I spelled it correctly where it actually counts.

lol

and sorry but you're not really my type. i need someone more...punk rock?

do you watch the keyboard? there's no excuse.

no, I don't watch the keyboard when I type, I'm not in middle school, and it wouldn't matter even if I did, because like I said, it was a mental error, not a finger slip.

well a "mental error" is not a typo

says who

ty·po

–noun. Informal

erratum, literal, literal error, misprint, typographical error

Find me a dictionary that specifies typo as meaning something typed incorrectly solely by mis-reach of the fingers

woke up at 12pm, had a slight hangover, went to the beach, got burned

Find me a dictionary that specifies typo as meaning something typed incorrectly solely by mis-reach of the fingers

that's not a definition anyone in this thread was using

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typographical_error

you're ridiculous

From the Computing Dictionary via dictionary.com:

typographical error definition

(typo) An error while inputting text via keyboard, made despite the fact that the user knows exactly what to type in. This usually results from the operator's inexperience at keyboarding, rushing, not paying attention, or carelessness.

The sentence in question from your wikipedia article isn't even cited.

pizzario
pizzeria

A and O are on opposite sides of the keyboard. that's not a typo. you just can't spell

A and O are on opposite sides of the keyboard. that's not a typo. you just can't spell

What the fuck does O have anything to do with it? It's between E and A, you tool. And what I just posted:

typographical error definition

(typo) An error while inputting text via keyboard, made despite the fact that the user knows exactly what to type in. This usually results from the operator's inexperience at keyboarding, rushing, not paying attention, or carelessness.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture1.png

should I direct you to my dick or can you find it yourself?

What the fuck does O have anything to do with it? It's between E and A, you tool. And what I just posted:

pizzario italiano
pizzeria italiano

you made two mistakes, genius

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture1.png

should I direct you to my dick or can you find it yourself?

lol you spent half an hour cutting out a map to go with that shitty sign

also why do you keep mentioning your penis

the only shitty thing here is your status as a human being

anyway, /argument


I win both on the definition of typo and on the fact that I can prove I spelled pizzeria correctly before I misspelled it here.

You can try and console yourself by engaging in quality assassination of a sign painted by 7-year-olds, but it will not fill the emptiness inside you nor rob me of victory

sorry, i'm not convinced you know how to spell it. probably you looked up a translation for "italian pizzeria" and promptly forgot how to spell it correctly, so when you went to type it later you misspelt it. that's exactly the kind of thing you'd do. you wouldn't be defending yourself so vociferously or retreating to a dictionary otherwise

today i made a typo on netphorio. big mistake.

sorry, i'm not convinced you know how to spell it. probably you looked up a translation for "italian pizzeria" and promptly forgot how to spell it correctly, so when you went to type it later you misspelt it. that's exactly the kind of thing you'd do. you wouldn't be defending yourself so vociferously or retreating to a dictionary otherwise

yes, consulting a book over a disagreement sure is cowardly. what are you, nimrod's son? Pizzeria is an Italian word, why the fuck would I look that up in the dictionary? I took Spanish for 6 years, I recognize the suffix "eria." Of course, this is far less likely than me consulting my summer camp's handy English to Italian dictionary. It's just saved me so many times, you know?

today I was really bored. There was no one around and it was too hot to go outside so I wasted most of my day arguing with people on facebook and Netphoria. I was feeling restless so I went down to my apartment complex's gym, which is supposed to be open 24/7, at around 11:00 PM but my key card wouldn't unlock the door. Oh well.

yes, consulting a book over a disagreement sure is cowardly. what are you, nimrod's son? Pizzeria is an Italian word, why the fuck would I look that up in the dictionary? I took Spanish for 6 years, I recognize the suffix "eria." Of course, this is far less likely than me consulting my summer camp's handy English to Italian dictionary. It's just saved me so many times, you know?
consulting a book is fine, but cherry-picking a definition is not

you realise you react to trivial criticism like a complete lunatic, right

del

anyway, /argument


I win both on the definition of typo and on the fact that I can prove I spelled pizzeria correctly before I misspelled it here.

You may have one on those grounds. The fact still remains that you failed to engage anyone's interest in your kindergarten job or your gig. I imagine you posted that with intention to interest the readers of Netphoria.

today i made a typo on netphorio. big mistake.

i know right? i barely use punctuation and capitalization

i know right? i barely use punctuation and capitalization

personally, i tend to throw in, superfluous, commas.

I dunno about you guys but I love full stops...

You might say that I have a period fetish...

that's an ellipsis you assclown

I know.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture1.png


Dik Blue, lets see the map you cut out too!

Bro, multiple orgasms, open mic at starbucks, one high school girl is totally into your shit bro, plus you know the diff between eria and ario i think your life is tops. A- at this point as I think you have the foundation to grow, lets get that right up there to A++ bro. would probably want to be you.

assclown

Ah, 'assclown'. The memories.

Find me a dictionary that specifies typo as meaning something typed incorrectly solely by mis-reach of the fingers"typo" is short for "typographical error." not "brain don't work"

edit: see this has been covered already. redbulld sucks

Hey guys I'm gonna start making new threads for every sexual encounter with my wife is that cool?

Do you mind of I rub off to them?

"typo" is short for "typographical error." not "brain don't work"

edit: see this has been covered already. redbulld sucks

The Computing Dictionary says typo includes "brain don't work"

consulting a book is fine, but cherry-picking a definition is not


Cherry-picking generally implies that one took information out of its original context in order to frame it in a way more conducive to one's argument. I did not engage in this. I found a cited source which agreed with me. I would call this competing academic opinions, but yours isn't even cited.

oh my god who fucking cares redbreegull jesus you make a typo but what makes you stupid and annoying is arguing about it

today, for the first time ever in my life, i mowed a lawn. it gave me a blister on my thumb.

whose lawn was it? why'd you mow it? hope you got paid.

oh my god who fucking cares redbreegull jesus you make a typo but what makes you stupid and annoying is arguing about it

Yes, I did make a typo. The problem was that LDS is trying to get me to admit I don't know how to spell the word to begin with. I have defeated you all!

says you

Today I new boyfriend. Yaaaaaaaay !!!!

Today I new boyfriend. Yaaaaaaaay !!!!wat

Yes, I did make a typo. The problem was that LDS is trying to get me to admit I don't know how to spell the word to begin with. I have defeated you all!

congratulations, here's a giant bag of dicks to suck on

today, for the first time ever in my life, i mowed a lawn. it gave me a blister on my thumb.

the value of hard work

congratulations, here's a giant bag of dicks to suck on

No, I've been vindicated, you can redistribute those dicks around to your compatriots.

I walked an old lady down the street, laundry, got laid and craved ramen. I proceeded to buy instant ramen, udon, and soba for the week, as well as a rice bean cake dessert. I will now water the lawn and clean the windshield on my car. Lazy Sunday.

I walked an old lady down the street, laundry, got laid and craved ramen. I proceeded to buy instant ramen, udon, and soba for the week, as well as a rice bean cake dessert. I will now water the lawn and clean the windshield on my car. Lazy Sunday.

Sometimes small accomplishments are the most rewarding.

today, for the first time ever in my life, i mowed a lawn. it gave me a blister on my thumb.

is this the first time it's been mowed all year?

she climaxes, writhes around, enters resolution, then immediately begins to come again. I don't know why that is so hard for you to understand, you stupid bitch

did it feel ridiculous to type that?

today, for the first time ever in my life, i mowed a lawn. it gave me a blister on my thumb.

what made you climb down from your lofty tower, AndySlash Esquire?

did it feel ridiculous to type that?

yes sir

Cherry-picking generally implies that one took information out of its original context in order to frame it in a way more conducive to one's argument. I did not engage in this. I found a cited source which agreed with me. I would call this competing academic opinions, but yours isn't even cited.

it's cherry-picking because there are many definitions out there, and you picked one of the loosest instead of the strict definition, namely that a typo is, you know, a typographical error. rather than a spelling error.

i can spell "pizzeria". there's your citation

oh my god who fucking cares redbreegull jesus you make a typo but what makes you stupid and annoying is arguing about it

oh let me have my fun

is anyone else enjoying redbreegull's gradual metamorphosis into eulogy

Are you a masochist?

are you a sound engineer?

do you have any recordings?

i know right? i barely use punctuation and capitalization

those aren't typos. they're style

oh let me have my fun

is anyone else enjoying redbreegull's gradual metamorphosis into eulogy

what the fuuuuck

no. no no no.

he is the worst. i might have moments but jesus christ man don't compare him to me.

I walked an old lady down the street, laundry, got laid and craved ramen. I proceeded to buy instant ramen, udon, and soba for the week, as well as a rice bean cake dessert. I will now water the lawn and clean the windshield on my car. Lazy Sunday.

Sounds like a pretty grateful old lady.

i hope she chipped in for the ramen

what the fuuuuck

no. no no no.

he is the worst. i might have moments but jesus christ man don't compare him to me.

lol

I walked an old lady down the street, laundry, got laid and craved ramen. I proceeded to buy instant ramen, udon, and soba for the week, as well as a rice bean cake dessert. I will now water the lawn and clean the windshield on my car. Lazy Sunday.

you got laid by an old lady?

what the fuuuuck

no. no no no.

he is the worst. i might have moments but jesus christ man don't compare him to me.

yeah, eulogy may suck, but redbreegull REALLY sucks.

thanks nim

today, for the first time ever in my life, i mowed a lawn. it gave me a blister on my thumb.

thats what she said

yeah, eulogy may suck, but redbreegull REALLY sucks.

as long as you are around I could never feel too bad about myself

I just walked her down the street out of the goodness of my heart, man. then i got laid for being good AND sexy. I'm all about mitzvahs baby.

those aren't typos. they're style

damn right

The Computing Dictionary says typo includes "brain don't work"

wtf is the computing dictionary?

Today I went to a record store in Pearl City and bought 25 cd's for 25 bucks. Drove through Honolulu. Met a lady in the Target parking lot & sold my Shark floor steamer for $40. Drank beer & watched the movie Adventureland. Only 8 days left & I'll be back in MN, my home.

I got new glasses, and a raise at work

wtf is the computing dictionary?

Wikipedia – Dictionary of Computing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_On-line_Dictionary_of_Computing)

i've never mowed before. how was it, andyslash?

i have spent all morning at the mall. now i'm in a break room, in the mall. just ate some chinese food, which was pretty bad. feeling pretty good though.

what's up at the mall?

work!

Last night I did salvia for the first (and probably last) time. I was at my friend's house (the schizophrenic one who is really awesome, probably the coolest person I know) and he had all these people over who I didn't know, and next thing I know some dude is loading the grav bong with salvia. Needless to say I took an enormous hit. Some guy was like, "That's too much you are about to be fuuuuuuuuuuucked up...." and then everything was crazy.

I felt like my whole body was being contorted involuntarily, into a cube. Everything became polyhedral including the other people in the room. At one point I thought me and my fellow voyagers were different steps in a staircase. There was a lot of pressure on my body but I couldn't really feel anything. I then melted into the floor and wall and lost all sense of depth and space. I was vaguely aware I was on drugs but I couldn't really tell what was going on. I finally figured out that me and everyone else were stuck to the floor and that our bodies were contorting slowly as we rolled across the room. We changed shapes to move over tables, chairs, etc., like pushing play-doh over an imperfect surface. Gravity was all sorts of fucked up. After what I think was about 10 minutes I managed to remove my hand from the wall, though they felt fused together, and stumbled into the next room where I became a triangle. I fell on the ground and began to welcome my new three sided identity, but then I began to come down.

multiple parallel universes

two of the dudes there freaked out and ran into the bathroom and one of them kept screaming NO NO OH GOD NO

that's pretty messed.

Salvia sucks.

/cringe

i'm still cringing. when i took salvia i just got really sweaty. then i had some ice cream

I BUZZKILL MYSELF.

stumbled into the next room where I became a triangle. I fell on the ground and began to welcome my new three sided identity, but then I began to come down.

I lol'd.

since you asked, yesterday i hatched a creepy facebook scheme that seems to be paying off better than expected.

a guy i know from home (a couple hours away) posted on facebook asking who was going to the arcade fire show here in halifax next week. a girl (who i creeped and is cute) 'liked' his status. i took this to mean perhaps she might be going to the show with him. i commented asking if anyone wanted my extra ticket, thinking it could lead to me hanging out with him and perhaps meeting this girl, even though she probably lives a couple hundred miles away.

turns out she lives in halifax, wanted my ticket, and wanted to meet for coffee later that night (last night) to get the ticket. i took a book because she didn't know exactly when she'd get there after work, and she commented that 'gulliver's travels' is often a question on jeopardy. i've essentially watched a years worth of jeopardy episodes in the past few weeks, and that was one of the main reasons i picked up the book. anywho, chatted for a bit and she said that we should hang out at the concert. :blush:


tl;dr i'm a creep and jeopardy is the key to my heart.

so yeah, i went to the concert with her and i think we both had a lovely time. we will be seeing each other again soon. hopefully i don't screw this up. wish me luck, folks! :blush:

:)

Today I had my DICK sucked in a movie theater.

Today I had my DICK sucked in a movie theater.

congrats! this made me think of that alanis morisette song which has the lyric 'would she go down on you in a theater?' and now it is stuck in my head. thanks a lot. :mad:

way 2 go.

i wanted to get my dick sucked while watching The Undefeated

today i did not have my DICK sucked in a movie thater. in fact i have never had my DICK sucked in a movie theater. but my movie of choice if i were to ever get my DICK sucked in a movie theater would be passion of the christ.

here's my impression of me, RAAAAAAAAAAAANDY, gettin my DICK sucked at a movie theater.

Wow this is good pop--WOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

i really wanna mock rbg but that post kinda reminded me of my experience with salvia

DAMMIT

Salvia sucks.

it was kind of an uncomfortable experience, but I didn't have what I would call a bad trip. It definitely didn't live up to all the nightmare stories I have heard. Glad I did it, doubt I would do it again. I might have thought it was cooler if I were not well acquainted with other, more "positive" feeling hallucinogens.

i really wanna mock rbg but that post kinda reminded me of my experience with salvia

DAMMIT

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I usually find that when I dislike people an irrational amount, it's because I see things I don't like about myself within them.

i think you just dislike me because i make fun of you a lot

because you're terrible

i think you just dislike me because i make fun of you a lot

because you're terrible

oh ok eulogy

I hopped on flying concrete blocks and chased down the lake that was flying away on my first salvia trip.
I was also convinced all reality was contained in a fortified city in the distance

I melted into a wall and talked to flower pots that turned into Lego men on my second.

I like the stuff, but I've never had a bad trip on anything.

drugs seem kinda silly.

..or maybe talking about them does.

\o/

Agreed. I really dont like them, and I like being around people on them even less. This includes alcohol- but this may just be my mindset, as a new years resolution was to stay completely sober for the year and have grown to loathe the thought of drugs/alcohol.

I'll be sleeping with the toilet Jan. 1 though, I'm sure.

So far I've gotten out of bed, and that's pretty much it.

wow. that's commendable. sometimes i feel a little silly for how impressed i am by decided abstinence like that from alcohol... but i'm an alcoholic so that must be why.

woke up. we'll see how my morning shit goes, wish me luck.

drugs seem kinda silly.

..or maybe talking about them does.

Agreed. I really dont like them, and I like being around people on them even less.

Drugs can be fun, therapeutic, and perspective-altering, and I generally find it interesting to share experiences, especially with stuff which drastically changes your perceptions. Doing drugs for entertainment or spiritual experience has been part of human culture for perhaps hundreds of thousands of years... there is a theory that early cave paintings featuring unidentifiable and distorted animal shapes are the result of ritualistic/shamanistic induced hallucinogenic states. So in my opinion, there is much to be learned and experienced from altered states of mind.

its too early for that

you're a little dorky dude, not some wise indian chief.

I think it's too easy to say 'it alters your perspective' or 'it opens your mind.' while I don't disagree with that, I do believe if you're an idiot before hand you're just more of an idiot after. I think certain drugs can bring something out of you, but it won't necessarily change you. It's easy to see someone that did something amazing or has some great understanding of life, or whatever, and to hear them talk about drug use and draw a parallel between the two. Chances are though they weren't a complete moron to begin with.

you're a little dorky dude, not some wise indian chief.

have you ever done a severely mind altering substance?

I think it's too easy to say 'it alters your perspective' or 'it opens your mind.' while I don't disagree with that, I do believe if you're an idiot before hand you're just more of an idiot after. I think certain drugs can bring something out of you, but it won't necessarily change you. It's easy to see someone that did something amazing or has some great understanding of life, or whatever, and to hear them talk about drug use and draw a parallel between the two. Chances are though they weren't a complete moron to begin with.

This is probably true, but in my experience people who aren't open to very intense, mind altering experiences just have bad trips. I definitely would not recommend hallucinogenic drugs to everyone. There are people who should not take them and probably would not get anything out of them. Again, I am just speaking from personal experience, but the most spiritual experiences of my life have been on drugs. Each time I have done shrooms, I have been left with enduring feelings of openness, positivity, love, harmony, connection, and interdependence with other people and other living things.

I'm just saying that it is just as silly to write off drugs or dismiss people's interest in them (or discussing them) as it is to assume that doing drugs will change you somehow. Drugs can lead to very profound experiences. I wouldn't exactly describe my salvia trip like this, as it was mostly just what the fuck is going on, but I am still glad I did it once and had that experience.

*yawn*

this is exactly what i DIDN'T want to happen.

*yawn*

well then you two shouldnt have replied to it

oh wait thats hnibos not slinger

*YAWN*

today i woke up, put on all black clothing and went to work.

edit. i took my vitamins with a glass of milk and bought a bottle of orange juice @ the 7-11 by the train station. i was seriously regretting wearing all black.

why, because it's hot outside?

yesterday i submitted my thesis. spent the whole morning tracking down signatures and organizing paperwork.

today i woke up early, finished watching Kill the Irishman, then came to work. now i'm eating lunch. later I might get a drink.

yes! scorching!

what are you gonna drink?

today i woke up, put on all black clothing and went to work.i was seriously regretting wearing all black.

clothes seem silly

or maybe just talking about them does

yes! scorching!

what are you gonna drink?gin & tonic i imagine. i don't know yet! i have to make sure i can pay my landlord for rent at the end of next week instead of on the first because i'll be getting paid next friday.

how were you paying for rent before your job? good looks?

have you ever done a severely mind altering substance?



This is probably true, but in my experience people who aren't open to very intense, mind altering experiences just have bad trips. I definitely would not recommend hallucinogenic drugs to everyone. There are people who should not take them and probably would not get anything out of them. Again, I am just speaking from personal experience, but the most spiritual experiences of my life have been on drugs. Each time I have done shrooms, I have been left with enduring feelings of openness, positivity, love, harmony, connection, and interdependence with other people and other living things.

I'm just saying that it is just as silly to write off drugs or dismiss people's interest in them (or discussing them) as it is to assume that doing drugs will change you somehow. Drugs can lead to very profound experiences. I wouldn't exactly describe my salvia trip like this, as it was mostly just what the fuck is going on, but I am still glad I did it once and had that experience.

oh my god you are such a shithead. just stop posting.

have you ever done a severely mind altering substance?

have you ever done a severely mind altering substance?

ON WEED?!?!?

Agreed. I really dont like them, and I like being around people on them even less. This includes alcohol- but this may just be my mindset, as a new years resolution was to stay completely sober for the year and have grown to loathe the thought of drugs/alcohol.

So you went from an asshole to insufferable, good job.

my take on this whole "altering perceptions" is basically that drugs are fun and you should do them but not to excess

who wants to do some drugs???

at least i went somewhere. whats up with your life?

moving up in the company, getting paid mad dollars so i can do more drugs

that's the thing though, you're not going anywhere, you just stopped drinking and doing drugs. <I>You are not a better person</I>. You're the same person, you just don't do drugs or alcohol and sneer at everyone who does, so basically, you got worse.

i'm also almost a Level 6 Laser Lotus

oh fuck yeah

i'm jussayin nahmeen word

how were you paying for rent before your job? good looks?a combination of good looks, youthful charm (my landlord is a nice old lady), and student loan money. that just ran out

anyway-

today i bought a car

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_63bd810.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_642f23d.jpg


then i recorded some guitars

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_406a4c6.jpg

Cool story, bro

anyway-

today i bought a car

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_63bd810.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_642f23d.jpg


then i recorded some guitars

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/slingeroguitaro/x2_406a4c6.jpg

you bitch i hate you and your wonderful world

i just did my first real professional photography gig...and it was mother fuckin' arcade fire (i saw them yesterday too, but wasn't shooting.) i was stressing out big time.. and i'm scared to look at the pictures. i've got a bad feeling that they are all shit. :(

You'll be alright dude, scope 'em and post 'em.

i just did my first real professional photography gig...and it was mother fuckin' arcade fire (i saw them yesterday too, but wasn't shooting.) i was stressing out big time.. and i'm scared to look at the pictures. i've got a bad feeling that they are all shit. :(

As in, headshots or gig photography? I'm sure they will have turned out well. Ing band portraits can either be great fun or totally painful, especially if you don't build up rapport with the artist. Then it can be hell.

Arcade Fire as a first gig though...fuck.

Today I woke up at 8am. Did some more packing. Drove to Honolulu & saw Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows-part 2 with a friend. Went to Liliha Baker/Diner and had a loco moco for the first time and wasn't impressed. On my way hone I was pulled over at an alcohol check point. I was stone cold sober. Wasn't asked if I'd been drinking, just took my info and then told me I could go on my way. Wishing I didn't ship my guitar so soon. I feel lonelier without it.

today i woke up at 6:30 for no fucking reason

>_<

Is it at least a 330Ci? Still, the vert? Do not want.

I JUST WOKE UP. FUCK.

hey sligero guitaro.. i like your caro.

you late for work or something?

nah i don't work on the weekends. i'm always sleepy during the week. i almost always fall asleep at work and on the train. it's starting to bother me because it only started a few months ago.

i think you need to get better sleep at night!

As in, headshots or gig photography? I'm sure they will have turned out well. Ing band portraits can either be great fun or totally painful, especially if you don't build up rapport with the artist. Then it can be hell.

Arcade Fire as a first gig though...fuck.

he probably just got commissioned to take pics of them at some event by an outside media party or local publication or something, i doubt his contract had any direct reference to the band themselves. dont fret kahlo, billy let you use his music on a castle!

today i ordered 1 x kg of loin and fillet of the following:
<img src="http://www.sa-venues.com/wildlife/graphics/gemsbok-01.jpg">
and 1kg of some of these dudes:
<img src="http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/w/warthog-8933.jpg">

I know that pic is big, but i had to use it cause that dude it looking totally cool.

Those are both delicious meats. nom nom nom.

I also confirmed a booking for a cottage just outside town for the weekend for the lady and I. It's her birthday next week, and I'm surprising her. She has to go into work for a few hours on Saturday, so I've had to stay within about an hour of town, but that still means some awesome options. I'm going to make her delicious gemsbok / oryx or warthog. On one of the nights I've arrange two good friends, another couple, to also stay. We'll have some drinks and a fire and play 30 seconds and shit.
It's going to be nice. There is no TV and hardly any phone reception, and a troupe of baboons also live on the farm we're staying on. Those guys are such dorks! But they will fuck your shit up in so inclined.

We're staying right by Cape Point, which is where the two oceans meet at Africas point:
<img src="http://www.afrilux.co.za/images/cities/capetown_and_peninsula/cape_point_andreserve/cape_point2_SAT2004_Pan500.jpg"

In this little spot:
<img src="http://www.capepointroute.co.za/images/cpcottages1b.jpg">
<img src="http://www.capepointcottages.co.za/images/contact1.jpg">
<img src="http://www.capepointcottages.co.za/images/cottages6.jpg">
<img src="http://www.capepointcottages.co.za/images/collagecottages1.jpg">

I JUST WOKE UP. FUCK.

hey sligero guitaro.. i like your caro.

carro*

i know that!

Today I had lunch with my brother. Poor kid has just gone through his first major breakup at almost 18 - he was with the same girl for nearly 3 years. It really sucks not being able to help him out with a problem for the first time ever.

today i drove up to campus to drop off a cd of all the data for my thesis, which my professor had me put together, and he's not here, so now i'm sitting in my old classroom on netphoria.

he probably just got commissioned to take pics of them at some event by an outside media party or local publication or something, i doubt his contract had any direct reference to the band themselves. dont fret kahlo, billy let you use his music on a castle!

Probably. That's why we haven't heard any more. I even cared enough to post enough about it, but he hasn't even had the decency to reply. Bastard.

Oh and where those two oceans meet looks beautiful - it's just a shame it's in S. Africa (a shame because it's so fucking hot and as a consequence i'll probably never go)

he probably just got commissioned to take pics of them at some event by an outside media party or local publication or something, i doubt his contract had any direct reference to the band themselves.

this. arcade fire were secret guests. they were billed as shark attack! and even performed under that moniker, presumably due to an exclusivity agreement signed with the promoters of the show they were opening for u2 the next day.

it was pretty neat to see arcade fire play in the middle of the street in my hometown of 5000 people. and get paid to take pictures of them by a national radio station/website.

Probably. That's why we haven't heard any more. I even cared enough to post enough about it, but he hasn't even had the decency to reply. Bastard.


sorry man, i was super busy and under a lot of pressure this weekend.

It's ok - I was just kidding. Do you want to share some pics from it? Sounded pretty good.

It's ok - I was just kidding. Do you want to share some pics from it? Sounded pretty good.

yeah, i'm just going through my pics from last night then i will share some. i'm not really happy with them, but maybe i'm just hard on myself. for arcade fire i was shooting f/1.4-f/2.0 @ 3200 ISO and still not getting as fast a shutter as i'd like. oh well. also, there's no media pit so i was shooting from a mosh pit, essentially. :)

lol

It's ok - I was just kidding. Do you want to share some pics from it? Sounded pretty good.

http://imgur.com/a/WaHah here's some from the first two nights. i don't think there even one picture here that's not at least a little soft.

A nice selection of images - the light in them is pretty good, and good you caught some 'action' shots - I really like this one in particular:

http://i.imgur.com/Kui4T.jpg

Even though you can see some grain that isn't really a huge issue given that you aren't looking to make prints of them I guess. My only criticism is that many of the shots of Win suffer from 'mic mouth' - where the mic obscures the face, or casts shadows. Sometimes however nothing can be done to rectify this, other than move to a new position or wait for them to lean back etc.

so does this make like 12 netphorians that take pictures at concerts?

thanks for the tips. ack, that actually looks pretty gross viewed that big. luckily most people will be viewing them at much smaller sizes i think. i never pushed my camera to 3200 iso before this weekend. better than not getting the shots at all, i guess.

probably. It's unsurprising that quite a few people here would do gig photography.

thanks for the tips. ack, that actually looks pretty gross viewed that big. luckily most people will be viewing them at much smaller sizes i think. i never pushed my camera to 3200 iso before this weekend. better than not getting the shots at all, i guess.

Well it all depends on the client, and sometimes its good to work without the flash given how pissy some bands can be about it. It also helps that you have such a fast lens.

make that 13. lololol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/DSCI0181.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/DSCI0175.jpg

so hot.

did you take those?

yes. all by myself.

with your phone or with a camera?

Mooney - do you have a site.