Tweeted just before his death:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln2mbukD9N1qe7gfbo1_500.jpg

http://www.popeater.com/2011/06/20/jackass-star-ryan-dunn-34-dies-in-car-crash/

'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn died early Monday in a Pennsylvania car crash. April Margera, the mother of a fellow 'Jackass' dare devil, Bam Margera, confirmed to TMZ that Dunn was killed in the car wreck that also left one other, who has yet to be identified, dead.

The 34-year-old was a part of the 'Jackass' film franchise -- often pulling off eyebrow raising stunts to the delight of his fellow thrill-seeking buddies.

Just hours before his death, Dunn tweeted photo of himself and two pals -- documenting their night out, beer and cigarette in hand.

Although it has not yet been confirmed who was driving the vehicle when it crashed or the cause of the accident, according to Chester County's Daily Local News, Chief Deputy Coroner David Garner confirmed that there was only one vehicle involved in the crash.

"Preliminary investigation revealed that speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident," police said in a statement.

96.1's The Morning Freak Show is reporting that Dunn was at the wheel when his Porsche careened over the road's guardrail and into the woods before bursting into flames. The collision occurred at roughly 3:00 AM Monday morning on Pennsylvania's Route 322.

The identity of Dunn's passenger will be revealed pending autopsy results due out later today.

HAHA! I LIVED LONGER THAN HIM!!! HAVE FUN IN HELL RYAN!!!

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU BAM, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU

Sad. I'd see him around everynow and then since we live in the same area. Really cool guy who was approachable, completely unlike Bam in that regard.

Fucking sucks, and exaxtly where that is that he crashed too. Also by the picture of him last night I'm pretty sure I know what bar he was at.

at least Bam had another career before Jackass. None of the other guys have ever done anything

<font color="dab9ea">Ryan Dunn was in that (our about to be) G4TV show about acting out games right? I don't get G4, but they've been advertising it on the channels we do get pretty frequently. I don't remember the name of the show though.</font>

exaxtly

that's a monteism right there if ever i've seen one.

I'm legit bummed about this. Cannot stress enough how cool and down to earth he was in person.

Banana, would you have fucked him or sucked his cock?

that's a monteism right there if ever i've seen one.

nah, monte's aren't typos. they're using other words that sound similar incorrectly representing proper phrases. if monte were a troll, i imagine someone would have to be a genius to come up with that stuff

I'm legit bummed about this. Cannot stress enough how cool and down to earth he was in person.

Just like you can't stress how much this new RHCP album is going to blow all our minds?

Just watched Jackass 3.5 the other night, and commented to a friend that he was my favorite of the bunch. Kind of the "straight guy" if there was one.

Sucks.

all those guys are baboons. but yeah, i guess he seemed the least annoying and one of the better looking of the bunch.

SOMEOEN KILLED ZACH GILLAFINAKIS???

Wow the other guy in the car, Zach, was one of my brothers friends.

holy shit, i'm a prophet. did you see that one billy corgan? i'm going to curse you so bad.

My brother: yes that was a friend of mine, zach. Very very stupid, 100% preveentable accident, that is why it is so important not to drink and drive. Zach just got married, now his wife is all alone because they were screwing around.

HEY NETPHORIA BANANA KNOWS THESE GUYS

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NOT ANYMORE

Car looks fine. Just needs a little paint.

Car looks fine. Just needs a little paint.

*stifled laugh*

I hope this motherfucker's burning in hell and can feel every bit of piece possible.

People who drink and drive are worthless pieces of shit who ought to be publicly executed.

And to hell with those feeling sorry for this asshole.

it's no worse than your taking credit for that picture of the deer and cat. talk about deplorable.

Uh, this guy killed a person.

It's pretty fucking simple: Get drunk, call a cab.

It's pretty fucking simple: No original content, don't steal from the web.



Am I doing it right?

It's pretty fucking simple: Get drunk, call a cab.

I'm rich and stuff and I have opinions!

I'm drunk driving and texting right now

how 'ye doin? I'm survivin
I was drinkin earlier, now I'm drivin
where the bad bitches at, where ya hidin?
i got the power to make your life so excitin

Chances are there was no way the car could have burned up to that extent in a "driving" accident. I'm pretty sure the OBAMA administration wanted it to look like an ACCIDENT.

This is the only rational explanation.

more like ryan well done

Was reading about this on another site and somebody posted that "he died how he lived: with pieces of car stuck up his ass."

I loled.

you're seeing other sites?

It's good they didnt crash into anyone else. Must have been going stupid fast.

Cannot stress enough how cool and down to earth he was in person.

try

sppunk is actually Roger Ebert!


So news of the drunk driving death of Dunn hit Twitter and he has stayed a trending topic all day. The most high profile person to tweet something controversial about the death was Roger Ebert. He tweeted this a little over an hour ago -

@ebertchicago
Roger EbertFriends don’t let jackasses drink and drive. 1 hour ago via SocialOomph · powered by @socialditto

Ouch. Is Ebert’s comment made in poor taste? Or does he have a point? Even if he does have a point, is it simply too soon?

Many of Ebert’s Twitter followers aren’t happy with the comment. One user says “that was in disgustingly poor taste.” Another tweets “why is this a joke; he is still a person, have some respect.” One simply tweets “You’re an asshole.”

I happen to love Roger Ebert, who I believe is a national treasure. A statement like the one he made is loaded with intricacies. Sure, drunk driving is dumb and it puts other people’s lives at risk. And another person did die in this accident besides Dunn. But the death is quite tragic and no matter what, he is still a human being with family and friends. Maybe 140 characters isn’t the best place to make a statement on a complicated issue.

no. no. no. nothing wrong with that statement.

People trying to talk of Dunn like he's a shitty person are just fucking stupid. Everyone drives drunk. Either you're a hypocrite if you are talking bad of Dunn or you have no life.


And his issue wasn't that he was driving drunk, it was that he was driving way too fast. Speeding is stupid, bad shit will happen.

People trying to talk of Dunn like he's a shitty person are just fucking stupid. Everyone drives drunk. Either you're a hypocrite if you are talking bad of Dunn or you have no life.


And his issue wasn't that he was driving drunk, it was that he was driving way too fast. Speeding is stupid, bad shit will happen.

No they don't, dick head.

And speeding whilst drunk is FUCKING STUPID. Honestly to leave the road in a 911 GT3 with it's awesome level of grip you have to be driving like a complete cunt. To crash it so badly that it bursts into flames and is pulled out as a crispy piece of tinfoil you have to have been driving at such a stupid speed (at night) that's it's only really possible when you're blown out of your mind on alcohol.

i hope you're kidding.

It's legit disgusting seeing people make jokes of this. The guy was cool as shit.

It's legit disgusting seeing people make jokes of this. The guy was cool as shit.

Looks like he died a rather hot and flamey death. Cant have been that cool.

People trying to talk of Dunn like he's a shitty person are just fucking stupid. Everyone drives drunk. Either you're a hypocrite if you are talking bad of Dunn or you have no life.


And his issue wasn't that he was driving drunk, it was that he was driving way too fast. Speeding is stupid, bad shit will happen.


that's the dumbest trolling i've seen in a while

a "cool" person drinking and driving doesn't make drinking and driving cool. if he had been sober he probably wouldn't have been speeding recklessly and burned to a crisp.

a "cool" person drinking and driving doesn't make drinking and driving cool. if he had been sober he probably wouldn't have been speeding recklessly and burned to a crisp.


People who speed, speed regardless. Drinking and driving doesn't automatically make you start driving all recklessly. When I used to drive after drinking I would always go at most the the speed limit and be very cautious.

Besides he wasn't even drunk, he had 6 drinks over a 4 hour period. 3 of those drinks were miller light. He just drove fast and lost control, or who knows a deer might have ran out of in front of the car and caused him to swerve and lose control.

Speeding is what killed him, not drinking and driving.

I'm thinking it probably wasn't even speeding, that HIS CAR PROBABLY CAUGHT FIRE WHILE HE WAS DRIVING

HE WAS PROBABLY AS SOBER AS MONTE LDS ON A SUNDAY MORNING

or who knows a deer might have ran out.

i hope spplooge got a photo!

People who speed, speed regardless. Drinking and driving doesn't automatically make you start driving all recklessly. When I used to drive after drinking I would always go at most the the speed limit and be very cautious.

Besides he wasn't even drunk, he had 6 drinks over a 4 hour period. 3 of those drinks were miller light. He just drove fast and lost control, or who knows a deer might have ran out of in front of the car and caused him to swerve and lose control.

Speeding is what killed him, not drinking and driving.

Bull. Some people who usually speed may think "wait a minute I've been drinking, better be careful". Some people who normally speed may also speed when drunk. And some people who dont normally speed may speed when blootered out their mind on drink.

In this case here this is what we have to go on: the guy is well known for doing crazy shit. He was out at 3am in the morning driving with a mate, more than likely they had been drinking and were on their way home. The guy has a 911, not just any 911 but a really fast one. So he likes speed. Speed plus alcohol = trouble.

It's just sad his friend died too.

As someone who knew Ryan in real life and considered him a friend, this is really fucking terrible. Ryan was a GREAT guy in real life. He always made time to chat with his fans when we were out somewhere together. I've even seen him pick up a check before for a group of fans that were sitting near his table. Dude was just a really great guy and had a really big heart. When I was going through some hard times a few years back and did some jail time, Ryan called my family several times and asked them if there was any thing he could do for them. He was also the only friend to send me commissary money even though I never asked and the only one to write to me on a regular basis, even though he was totally busy filming Jackass 2 at the time. Just a straight stand-up guy.

He made a terrible choice/mistake and ended up paying the ultimate price for it. If he were here, he'd be the first one to say so himself. Anyway, I just wanted to put that out there so maybe you guys could lay off him a little bit. This was a real human being after all, and a great one at that.

Don't operate machinery under the influence

Who on this fucking board DIDN'T know Ryan Dunn?

As someone who knew Ryan in real life and considered him a friend, this is really fucking terrible. Ryan was a GREAT guy in real life. He always made time to chat with his fans when we were out somewhere together. I've even seen him pick up a check before for a group of fans that were sitting near his table. Dude was just a really great guy and had a really big heart. When I was going through some hard times a few years back and did some jail time, Ryan called my family several times and asked them if there was any thing he could do for them. He was also the only friend to send me commissary money even though I never asked and the only one to write to me on a regular basis, even though he was totally busy filming Jackass 2 at the time. Just a straight stand-up guy.

He made a terrible choice/mistake and ended up paying the ultimate price for it. If he were here, he'd be the first one to say so himself. Anyway, I just wanted to put that out there so maybe you guys could lay off him a little bit. This was a real human being after all, and a great one at that.

I agree with you, but we dont really need people like banana talking complete bollocks in this thread and making him out as Jesus.

I have no remorse. He killed somoeone.

Also Banana, you are a completely terrible person.

I agree with you, but we dont really need people like banana talking complete bollocks in this thread and making him out as Jesus.



Making him out to be jesus? I'm just noting how the guy was a geniunly good guy. Very nice and approachable if you ever came across him, which is a rarity for people high profile like him. Everyone is being extremely disrespectful and its a shame, because Dunn was a good guy.

Everyone is being extremely disrespectful

:netphoria

Who on this fucking board DIDN'T know Ryan Dunn?

I didn't.

weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAcvKlgc48&feature=player_embedded

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/WashingtonPost/Content/Blogs/blogpost/Images/rogerebert.JPG?uuid=E_LXiHAkEeCGFbnVFbVWhg

What's up with his face?

no disrespect intended

He had cancer and so his jaw has been removed. Apparently he can't talk or eat normally anymore.

lol @ a guy who humiliates himself for a living being "approachable"

brb taping pubes to my face for your amusement
brb dont talk to me, commoner


i hope everyone that has a porsche dies, serves them right!

i think i agree.

weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAcvKlgc48&feature=player_embedded

Hit Like If U think Its Ironic :C RIP I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS IRONIC HOW HIS DEATH WAS A CAR CRASH AND HE PRETTY MUCH JUST SAW DEATH THERE ANY WAYS WE WILL MISS U! G4.COM NO COPYRIGHT

Ah youtube...

HOW IRONIC TO DIE IN A CAR BECAUSE WE ALL DRIVE CARS

i'm surprised my feet don't burst into balls of fire.

that's what he gets for tweeting a photo of himself out with his friends at a bar. who cares, amirite

you're seeing other sites?

It was just a one time thing bro and it came on to me!

Whole lot of people jealous of his career in here. Jealousy makes you people even uglier than you are.

http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar11954_10.gif

Making him out to be jesus? I'm just noting how the guy was a geniunly good guy. Very nice and approachable if you ever came across him, which is a rarity for people high profile like him. Everyone is being extremely disrespectful and its a shame, because Dunn was a good guy.

That's good. Unfortunately he killed himself and a friend and could easily have killed other people.

People trying to talk of Dunn like he's a shitty person are just fucking stupid. Everyone drives drunk. Either you're a hypocrite if you are talking bad of Dunn or you have no life.


And his issue wasn't that he was driving drunk, it was that he was driving way too fast. Speeding is stupid, bad shit will happen.

you cant make a distinction between the dangers of drunk driving vs speeding cause some guy was 'cool as shit'.

Who on this fucking board DIDN'T know Ryan Dunn?

well done jokilokey, this is the funniest thing you have ever posted on the internet.
out of all 22939 posts on netphoria, you just hit your pinnacle.
You may as well quit now, it took you so long just to get one right!

I guy known for jackass dies being a jackass and people are shocked, surprised, and upset?

Fuck him. A great friend of mine was a passenger in a car driven by a drunk driver 3 weeks ago. They both died after running a red light. My friend was drunk and had her boyfriend pick her up. He swore he was sober. Toxicology report said he had twice the amount of alcohol that she did in his system.

I hate drunk drivers with a passion

A while ago, my step brother, his father and his best friend, also a good friend of mine, went tenpin bowling. When they got in the car to leave, it wouldn't start. They didn't stay far so the guys decided to walk while his dad stayed on to try sort out the car. They had to cross over a 4 lane road that can get quite busy sometimes. As they got to the other side and were about to climb the barrier, a drunk driver on the far lane lost control and swerved right into them, killing them both instantly.
A friend worked as a paramedic who was on the scene, and I guess details got out over time, that Bruce had his one whole leg severed off, Johnny was decapitated.
The driver went into a coma but recovered in the end.

I dont tell people that very often. We were pretty close. I have very good memories of being 14 / 15 and doing crazy shit with Bruce and Johnny, who were a few years older. They are some cherished memories of mine.
A few weeks back someone was saying something about the name Bruce, and I said to my girlfriend of almost 2 years, 'I used to have a brother called Bruce!' and she was kinda suprised that I had never told her that. I dont know, is that weird? We weren't blood relations, his father married my mother. But great guy. Both of them.

Anyway, the point is fuck drunk drivers.

I've driven drunk :/

fuck tenpin bowling too!!

so have i. i ended up with a dui and i'm so lucky and grateful i didn't kill anyone or myself. i will never do that again. it stupid and selfish.. plus, it's expensive as hell. might as well pay the $50 cab fare instead of the thousands in legal fees and hours and hours of lost time.

you cant make a distinction between the dangers of drunk driving vs speeding cause some guy was 'cool as shit'.



No because the dangers of drunk driving are horribly exaggerated. People who drive recklessly will drive recklessly whether they are drunk or not. People who don't drive recklessly wont suddenly start driving recklessly if they are an experienced drunk driver. That's just how it is. It's a huge fucking joke the moral high horse everyone rides on concerning it.


I can't wait until the reports come out in 4-6 weeks that show that Dunn wasn't intoxicated. This isn't a drunk driving incident, it was a speeding incident. He was driving really fast on a straight empty highway and something went wrong. If I had to guess a deer ran out in front of him which caused him to swerve and lose control.



And LOL at whoever just said that he could have killed other people on the road. It was 3 AM Monday morning. There is no one on that road at 3 AM Monday morning.

hahaha really?

And LOL at whoever just said that he could have killed other people on the road. It was 3 AM Monday morning. There is no one on that road at 3 AM Monday morning.

Yeah, so that makes it all justifiable for him to be driving so fast! :rolleyes:

Yeah, so that makes it all justifiable for him to be driving so fast! :rolleyes:


He had a really fast car on a strip of road that is straight for a good while. A lot of people speed on that road when it's clear. And there are dangers with speeding and that's what killed him, not drinking and driving.

Not everyone lives life sheltering themselves from everything like you though.

LOL, you are a fucking moron.

Life is meant to be lived to the fullest, not passively ridden to a decaying death while you watch opportunities for fun fly by as you follow the standards setup by an artificial and unnatural society/civilization.

You are literally making me feel sick, Banana.

That's the feeling of the reality of life staring at you through the window of the box that you live your life in.

Are you just trying to get a rise out of everyone, or are you really this much of a fucking dumbass? Holy shit.

LEMME TELL YA BOUT THAT COUNTRY SHIT

Supa fly dutty dutty

Are you just trying to get a rise out of everyone, or are you really this much of a fucking dumbass? Holy shit.


I'm not a dumbass. People who act like if you drink and drive means that you are going to go play bumper cars on the road are the dumbasses. If you drive like a dickhead then bad shit will happen, and if you drink and then drive then bad things will happen. If you drive responsibly then you'll be good, if you drink and drive responsibly then you'll be good.

Ok, cool, except I wasn't talking about drunk driving. I was talking about speeding.

your argument is profoundly stupid, banana

drink and drive responsibly

Do you fucking know what an oxymoron is?

Banana, I know you're probably trolling, but holy shit you are a fucking dumbass.

i really think it's half and half, i think he knows he's going to provoke a response which is why he says it but I think he is that dumb as well

banana is just 2blazed right now to be 4real

is anyone here really surprised that banana continues to act like a completely unredeemable jackass? really?

Do you fucking know what an oxymoron is?


It's not an oxymoron though. If I ever drink and drive, my friends trust me to drive them. Same goes for if they are drinking and driving, I trust them. I mean there are studies on it that if you drive the same routes while drunk that you will be perfectly fine driving those routes. Even more so, you can drive perfectly fine after drinking if you do it responsibly. Just put some music on, chill out, drive no faster than the speed limit, and focus on staying as perfectly center in the lines as you can. You'll drive much better than you will sober because you will be putting so much more thought into driving well.

why are you all still engaging him

Looks like the funeral is happening tomorrow.

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/06/21/2966164/jackass-star-dunn-had-received.html


Westboro is trying to protest the funeral and any public memorial services.


I wonder if the Jackass cast is going to be around in West Chester this weekend.


edit: Also the article pretty much states what I've said. He was just speeding. He liked to drive fast. I doubt alcohol played really any part in this. Just an unfortunate incident to occur that goes along with the danger of driving fast.

People complain that since they own a really fast car and nobody was around they shouldn't have gotten the speeding ticket. Speeding tickets are issued to protect people's lives. This guy killed someone else.


Seems like he had every right to drive fast to me!

The other guy was a good friend of his. The other guy had to have known full well how Dunn likes to drive fast, therefor he knew full well what the risks are involved with that.


Life is unpredictable and anything can happen. You can't live in fear, you can just live in the now. Who knows what really happened? If anything I think it's most likely that a deer or something caused the reaction to swerve out of control. Unfortunate, but it is what it is. No reason to demean or disrespect the guy. It's the way she goes, the fucking way she goes.

if there was ever a case to ban banana it just lapped itself in mario kart... while driving drunk

Whole lot of people jealous of his career in here. Jealousy makes you people even uglier than you are.

What are you expecting? Adulation? The guy was famous for being an idiot and will now be a little more famous for dying an idiot. If the fact that he's a Darwin award upsets you, wipe your nose. If it makes you feel any better, he died an entertainer. I laughed when I read the story. I laughed again at the fools trying to memorialize him. If you don't want to be remembered for being an idiot, don't make it your profession.

i'm pretty jealous, i always wanted to be known for putting hot wheels up my ass but i'll just continue to do it in anonymity i guess.

(by the way why couldn't it have been Bam though for real i'd be singing and dancing and laughing, i liked Ryan Dunn)

don't forget the cameras.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/bam-margera-ryan-dunn-car-crash-130-mph-06-2011

Dunn in the past 13 years had been cited 23 times, including 10 speeding and careless driving stops and three for driving with a suspended license. There was also a drunken driving arrest from 2005.

don't forget the cameras.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/bam-margera-ryan-dunn-car-crash-130-mph-06-2011

So, I think Bam is a douche, but why do they assume that he brought the news team out himself? I'm sure reporters were scrambling to get a statement from him (since there hasn't been one), it's not unreasonable to think that they followed him there. That's kind of a stupid assumption, but I guess it is The Superficial.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/bam-margera-roger-ebert-ryan-dunn-twitter-06-2011

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/22/cops-ryan-dunn-drunk-blood-alcohol-level-porsche-drunk-wasted-hammered-police-chief/

Cops: Ryan Dunn Was VERY DRUNK During Crash

6/22/2011 10:55 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

"Jackass" star Ryan Dunn was extremely intoxicated at the time of his fatal crash Monday morning ... with a blood alcohol level of more than TWICE the legal limit ... this according to cops.

West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll told the Daily Local News ... Dunn's B.A.C. was .196 ... nearly two-and-a-half times the legal limit in Pennsylvania, which is .08.

Carroll added, "No other substances were found in his blood other than the alcohol."

As TMZ reported, Dunn and his passenger were killed when Dunn lost control of his Porsche, crashed in a wooded area and his car exploded in flames.

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Where's your god now, banana

mine was .224 and even i had enough sense to not speed. seriously. that's like going outside and randomly firing shots only to accidentally shoot yourself in head.

excuse me. it's hard to grieve while i can see your stupid red hair.

God damn you are so fucking stupid yo so.

mine was .224

Holy shit!

BRAVO!!!!

Yeah, that's pretty pimp.

mine was .224 and even i had enough sense to not speed. seriously. that's like going outside and randomly firing shots only to accidentally shoot yourself in head.

wow, i blew 0.09 when i lost my license...essentially a quarter of a beer or like fifteen minutes away from being legally sober. i even made a call to some lawyer from the cop station at 2a.m. to stall for as long as i could before taking the test.

i was also three miles from the border headed to new brunswick and would have been under rcmp jurisdiction and i've heard first hand from them that they don't charge under 0.12. oh well, lesson learned.

i have zero sympathy for ryan dunn.

banana never ever get behind a wheel again.

wow, i blew 0.09 when i lost my license...essentially a quarter of a beer or like fifteen minutes away from being legally sober. i even made a call to some lawyer from the cop station at 2a.m. to stall for as long as i could before taking the test.
i thought it was the opposite. my lawyer (gangsta who got me off with court costs, a couple classes, and no record) said that cops purposely wait to give breathalyzers because the BAC gets higher or something/

i dunno, i'm no expert. i got a dewey in like march '09 - my first call was to my boss, telling him i won't be in the next day.

last year i got pulled over for speeding when i was probably well over the legal limit. he smelled it out right away and i thought i was seriously fucked (DUIs are like 10 grand when all's said and done) and at that moment i could already imagine having to move back home with my folks and my life crumbling completely. but i forced myself to think straight and i gave the cop some bullshit story about how i was a pharmacy student (i was pulled over by a university) and how this would ruin my life ect. so he gave me the field sobriety tests and by some miracle of god i passed them all and he let me go. i really felt like somebody up there was looking out for me on that one

so embarrassing. i hate posting things like that, but its a cool story bro

i thought it was the opposite. my lawyer (gangsta who got me off with court costs, a couple classes, and no record) said that cops purposely wait to give breathalyzers because the BAC gets higher or something/

i dunno, i'm no expert. i got a dewey in like march '09 - my first call was to my boss, telling him i won't be in the next day.

i imagine it takes probably 15-30 minutes for your last drink to enter your bloodstream or whatever, then after that you metabolize about one drink per hour. maybe the cops wait to give you the field test, assuming you just finished your last beer but i had to do two tests with a real machine that counts at the station quite a bit later.

luckily, a friend of mine married a lawyer and she pretty much fights these cases for a living, so i was able to get the discovery or whatever from the crown and she read it for free, told me i'd lose, and saved me a couple of grand.

^In the spirit of that story.


Almost 2 years ago one of my buddies died. My girlfriend at the time and myself were driving from school to my mom's house so that we would have a shorter distance to drive to go to the funeral the next day. We had been smoking. We started up another bowl and started taking hits, I guess I hadn't been staying between the lines so much as I was handling the bowl and what not. Windows up.

A few hits in and the cop lights go on behind us. I immediately put the windows down and take a gradual slow down and turn to the side of the road trying to get the smell out but knowing I was fucked. I was high and scared as shit that I just fucked my life up. The cop comes up and asks for my registration and I can't find it. I keep fumbling through my glove department unable to find it nervous as hell. The cop sees my eyes red as hell and asks what we are doing saying that the car was swerving on the road. I tell him how my buddy had died a few days prior and that we were driving home for his funeral the next day. The cop doesn't even go back to his car with my license and registration, he just says that if I can't drive the rest of the way then I should let my gf drive. He lets us go. Just like that.

I think that was my friend up in the sky helping me out with that one because I have no idea how the fuck I just got let go so quickly like that.

so he gave me the field sobriety tests

my field sobriety test was blowing into a portable breathalyzer that just had a green light that was supposed to turn red if i failed. i blew forever, then stopped. it was still green. i waited like ten seconds and it was still green and i figured i was fine. then he stared at it for like a minute and it turned red. f word.

I think that was my friend up in the sky helping me out with that one because I have no idea how the fuck I just got let go so quickly like that.

or maybe the cop was just so repulsed by your face that he got rid of you asap

I'm pretty sure you have some sort of homosexual crush on me because you seem absolutely obsessed with me.

lo's .224 must have to do with her body weight, like three beers will get her there :P

Let Banana's story be a lesson to us all: the next time a cop pulls you over, just bring up your dead friend.

his friend "up in the sky" homie

my field sobriety test was blowing into a portable breathalyzer that just had a green light that was supposed to turn red if i failed. i blew forever, then stopped. it was still green. i waited like ten seconds and it was still green and i figured i was fine. then he stared at it for like a minute and it turned red. f word.

i don't know why but cops here usually don't have breathalyzers in their vehicle. maybe it's for budgetary reasons or whatever but they usually breath test you when you go to the station. so it's kind of good for you, because they really don't want to go through the hassle of sending you all the way to the station and doing more paperwork unless you're really stinking drunk

i have a friend who got pulled over drunk and he kept his poker face on and said 'well, just give me a breathalyzer. i'll prove to you here and now i'm fine.' and the cop was like 'well now... lets not go that far just yet....' after a few more questions he was let off the hook :/

God damn you are so fucking stupid yo so.

cause i drank and drove?

.196 and driving 132 mph

BUT HE WAS A SUPER COOL GUY

i don't see how he did anything wrong

because they really don't want to go through the hassle of sending you all the way to the station and doing more paperwork unless you're really stinking drunk


yeah, i just got really unlucky i guess. i drove ten minutes for a few beer and wings and just happened to leave the province at the same time. i know all the cops in my hometown, and had i even actually been drunk they wouldn't have charged me. i've never given them any trouble, well, except perhaps when i escaped from jail when i was taken into custody for underaged drinking when i was sixteen. :erm:

but yeah, the judge even made a comment about my low BAC - i must have just found that one asshole cop.

cause i drank and drove?


No, because of everything else that you've posted in this thread.

.196 and driving 132 mph

BUT HE WAS A SUPER COOL GUY


He was a really cool guy. You never met him in person so you wouldn't know. And again, you don't like anything in life unless it's ramming you up the ass.

He was a really cool guy. You never met him in person so you wouldn't know. And again, you don't like anything in life unless it's ramming you up the ass.

Like a toy car?

He was a really cool guy. You never met him in person so you wouldn't know. And again, you don't like anything in life unless it's ramming you up the ass.

if really cool guy's murder their friends while drunk, i guess i'm glad i don't have any really cool friends.

Yeah I mean Eulogy should be able to relate to Dunn on some level. They've both have had things shoved up their ass before. One probably a lot more than the other, but still.

You're so incredibly lame.

I'm the opposite of lame, that's why it's so hard for many of you to handle me. I live life on another wave length compared to your simple boring everyday bullshit lives.

i had 3 of my fingers up my ass last time i jerked off. i came so hard i almost passed out.

I'm the opposite of lame, that's why it's so hard for many of you to handle me.

<lol>

I want that on a poster with a picture of a tiger or a jet fighter or a tank or something

Fuck Bam Magera.

Going to the crash site like it meant something to Ryan Dunn. 'Oh, this random spot of road looks like a great and special place to die!'
Thats like going to the hospital where someone you like was born and being all, 'Oh man, the memories'.

I'll bet that Charles Manson guy was a pretty cool dude.

I keep fumbling through my glove department ...

in your glove department eh?

Jesus fuck, Banana. You in this fucking thread. I am truly speechless.

You know in the past people have given you shit and I've thought to myself "Oh, Banana really isn't that bad, he just says some lame stuff from time to time cause he doesn't think that hard before he posts." I can relate, I used to say stupid shit on here all the time (many of you will argue that I still do, and you're probably right). "Give him some time" I would think "he'll come good eventually" But in hindsight, no, fuck that.

Your opening statements in this thread were reasonable. You knew the guy, he was nice to you, you were bummed out that he was dead. Fair enough, I get you. Then you drop this little fucking gem of insight:

Everyone drives drunk.... And his issue wasn't that he was driving drunk, it was that he was driving way too fast.

People were being pretty callous about it, as Netphoria is wont to be in these situations, and its understandable - if not pretty obviously futile - for you to want to rebutt those people and try to make them feel bad for laughing at a strangers death. But with that little statement you said something that not only was an absurd generalisation, but inherently disrespectful to the families of everybody who has ever been killed by a drunk driver.

You were feeling emotional, you wanted to defend your recently deceased buddy, and you were maybe a little upset that some of them had a point - what Dunn did was a really, really, really shitty thing to do, and it cost an innocent second party his life.

Now it's not exactly easy to back up off a statement made on Netphoria, but it was clear to everybody here from the second you posted that shit that you didn't really think it. But rather than just shutting the fuck up and not posting in this thread anymore, you had to stick around and snipe at everyone who called you on your bullshit. Then you start making up this crap about how "the dangers of drunk driving are horribly exaggerated" and "he couldnt have killed anyone else on the road because it was 3AM on a monday".

and then we get to this:

Life is meant to be lived to the fullest, not passively ridden to a decaying death while you watch opportunities for fun fly by as you follow the standards setup by an artificial and unnatural society/civilization.

as though you're some kind of infinitely wise MTV Buddha or something. And then this nugget:

The other guy was a good friend of his. The other guy had to have known full well how Dunn likes to drive fast, therefor he knew full well what the risks are involved with that..

pretty much absolving Dunn of any wrongdoing by... by what fucking logic exactly? In a thread where people are telling you about how their loved ones died in car accidents and you're putting this dumb cunt up on a pedestal because he was a cool guy and somehow that makes what happened to everyone else who dies on the road every year cause of dumb fucks like Ryan Fucking Dunn just a factor of life?!

Then you tell us this story about smoking bongs in your car while driving and how the cop let you off like it's some cool yarn. And then when people keep calling you a moron you start on with the homophobic slurs.

I have no doubt in my mind now that you are, in real life, an ignorant, repulsive piece of shit far and above anybody who has ever posted here. I sincerely hope you live to a ripe old age, so that you can watch everybody you ever cared about die in shitty circumstances when it wasn't their time to go.

And when its all over, I hope you die angry, incontinent, alone, and unfulfilled, having watched everything cool in life pass you the fuck by while you were busy getting high, because it is all you deserve, your worthless motherfucker.

Sorry for the wall of text guys. I know he's just trying to get a rise out of us, but, well... he got a rise out of me.

In your glove department, eh?

[heartfelt monologue]



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I am truly speechless.



heh heh

not a comment on the quality of the post though. it's all correct.

I guess you could say it was just a "turn of phrase"

*rimshot*

*crickets*

*sobbing*

i haven't slept for 45 hours. for no reason aside from wanting to see if i could. and i'm not tired yet. if i die i deserve less sympathy than ryan dunn.

Jesus fuck, Banana. You in this fucking thread. I am truly speechless.

You know in the past people have given you shit and I've thought to myself "Oh, Banana really isn't that bad, he just says some lame stuff from time to time cause he doesn't think that hard before he posts." I can relate, I used to say stupid shit on here all the time (many of you will argue that I still do, and you're probably right). "Give him some time" I would think "he'll come good eventually" But in hindsight, no, fuck that.

Your opening statements in this thread were reasonable. You knew the guy, he was nice to you, you were bummed out that he was dead. Fair enough, I get you. Then you drop this little fucking gem of insight:



People were being pretty callous about it, as Netphoria is wont to be in these situations, and its understandable - if not pretty obviously futile - for you to want to rebutt those people and try to make them feel bad for laughing at a strangers death. But with that little statement you said something that not only was an absurd generalisation, but inherently disrespectful to the families of everybody who has ever been killed by a drunk driver.

You were feeling emotional, you wanted to defend your recently deceased buddy, and you were maybe a little upset that some of them had a point - what Dunn did was a really, really, really shitty thing to do, and it cost an innocent second party his life.

Now it's not exactly easy to back up off a statement made on Netphoria, but it was clear to everybody here from the second you posted that shit that you didn't really think it. But rather than just shutting the fuck up and not posting in this thread anymore, you had to stick around and snipe at everyone who called you on your bullshit. Then you start making up this crap about how "the dangers of drunk driving are horribly exaggerated" and "he couldnt have killed anyone else on the road because it was 3AM on a monday".

and then we get to this:



as though you're some kind of infinitely wise MTV Buddha or something. And then this nugget:



pretty much absolving Dunn of any wrongdoing by... by what fucking logic exactly? In a thread where people are telling you about how their loved ones died in car accidents and you're putting this dumb cunt up on a pedestal because he was a cool guy and somehow that makes what happened to everyone else who dies on the road every year cause of dumb fucks like Ryan Fucking Dunn just a factor of life?!

Then you tell us this story about smoking bongs in your car while driving and how the cop let you off like it's some cool yarn. And then when people keep calling you a moron you start on with the homophobic slurs.

I have no doubt in my mind now that you are, in real life, an ignorant, repulsive piece of shit far and above anybody who has ever posted here. I sincerely hope you live to a ripe old age, so that you can watch everybody you ever cared about die in shitty circumstances when it wasn't their time to go.

And when its all over, I hope you die angry, incontinent, alone, and unfulfilled, having watched everything cool in life pass you the fuck by while you were busy getting high, because it is all you deserve, your worthless motherfucker.

LOL

You are the only person that will read that post and "lol" about it.

There's something wrong with the rest of us though, obviously.

I used to be the same way about drunk drivers who got themselves killed through their habitually irresponsible behavior. and then good friend of like 15 years hit a light pole at 100+ mph in his 5 liter mustang. the crash scene looked very much like this one. whilst cleaning out his room he'd lived in since childhood, his brother found a cache of empty jack daniels bottles under his bed. like 40.

he'd had problems with alcohol in the past, which is why he had moved back home.

could have killed someone else? yes.
we we all really angry at him for his irresponsible behavior? yes.
had he exhibited risky behavior prior to this? without a doubt.
does any of these facts diminish the tragedy of this loss? not one fucking bit.

you all need to lay off banana, no matter how protracted his relations with Ryan were. Because I don't know if you noticed, seign (the only non-showboating asshole in this thread) actually had a close meaningful relationship with the guy and doesn't for any reason need people on the internet judging his friend a really stupid mistake he made. everyone in dunn's life will be asking themselves what they could have done to keep this from happening, a sadly moot question.

so yeah. grow up peoples. learn a little compassion. not everybody engages in risky because because they are evil assholes.

None of that has anything to do with banana's idiocy in this thread. So. No.

a friend of mine who moved here from the UK a few years ago was friends with him too! Seems like he was a pretty popular guy.

I used to be the same way about drunk drivers who got themselves killed through their habitually irresponsible behavior. and then good friend of like 15 years hit a light pole at 100+ mph in his 5 liter mustang. the crash scene looked very much like this one. whilst cleaning out his room he'd lived in since childhood, his brother found a cache of empty jack daniels bottles under his bed. like 40.

he'd had problems with alcohol in the past, which is why he had moved back home.

could have killed someone else? yes.
we we all really angry at him for his irresponsible behavior? yes.
had he exhibited risky behavior prior to this? without a doubt.
does any of these facts diminish the tragedy of this loss? not one fucking bit.

you all need to lay off banana, no matter how protracted his relations with Ryan were. Because I don't know if you noticed, seign (the only non-showboating asshole in this thread) actually had a close meaningful relationship with the guy and doesn't for any reason need people on the internet judging his friend a really stupid mistake he made. everyone in dunn's life will be asking themselves what they could have done to keep this from happening, a sadly moot question.

so yeah. grow up peoples. learn a little compassion. not everybody engages in risky because because they are evil assholes.

wow you defended banana. I mean you're right man, but I don't think that's what banana was ever getting at. Banana at one point said that people who drive too fast and drive drunk are just livin life, man, and your button down bullshit corporate world has a problem with that, man...

I mean what you said is rational, what he said wasn't even close to that.

yeah, i mean

i wouldn't ever arbitrarily side with trots over ****** but that's what's happening right now

JB, no one was rejoicing over this dude's death. people just reacted to banana's indefensible retardation regarding drunk driving.

i think some people were pissing on his grave but I wasn't, there were some raspberries about the car in his ass in Jackass 1 but it's not like I was sppunk declaring he requires the death penalty for drunk drivers or some of the other MADD-inspired over-the-top outrage.

FUCKKEN RYAN DUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: as shit!

:mad:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11

1mOTHER FUCK!!!!

You know what John? You're right. It's not fair to judge Ryan Dunn based entirely on the shitty nature of his actions the night he died. I feel for his family and his friends, and all the other people who he left behind. I was unfairly harsh on Dunn in my post.

This does not, however, change the fact that Banana is definitely a gaping, abominable, homophobic piece of shit for all the things he has said in this thread, which was the real thrust of my argument.

Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit
Feelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.
I don't care, hand on the wheel, drivin drunk, I'm doin’ my thing
Rollin the Mid side and out livin’ my life getting’ out dreams
People told me slow my roll I'm screaming out fuck that
Imma do just what I want lookin’ ahead no turnin’ back
if I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullest
if I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bullets

if I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullest


http://www.420magazine.com/gallery/data/500/0f1b780b.jpg

I don't even smoke so nice try.

LOL

lol'd at this

http://youtu.be/zbhh_fcfl_k

All I gotta say is that I drove home tonight out of my fucking mind tonight from Philly, and I am here. Not one is dead. All is well. You know why? Because if you keep it cool then shit stays cool. Keep your level and everything stays level. Make the soup and that shit will taste like chicken. Make the chicken and that shit will taste like soup. It's all another circle that evolves into another circle. I am me, and you are all me, but you are not me, because you are all in my mind which I control.


Deal with it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/SCB/25c444b2.gif

Banana, you should try living a little closer to the edge. Like over it, maybe.

Banana, I'll give you 50 bucks if you can nail the same tree dunn did

I used to be the same way about drunk drivers who got themselves killed through their habitually irresponsible behavior. and then good friend of like 15 years hit a light pole at 100+ mph in his 5 liter mustang. the crash scene looked very much like this one. whilst cleaning out his room he'd lived in since childhood, his brother found a cache of empty jack daniels bottles under his bed. like 40.

he'd had problems with alcohol in the past, which is why he had moved back home.

could have killed someone else? yes.
we we all really angry at him for his irresponsible behavior? yes.
had he exhibited risky behavior prior to this? without a doubt.
does any of these facts diminish the tragedy of this loss? not one fucking bit.

you all need to lay off banana, no matter how protracted his relations with Ryan were. Because I don't know if you noticed, seign (the only non-showboating asshole in this thread) actually had a close meaningful relationship with the guy and doesn't for any reason need people on the internet judging his friend a really stupid mistake he made. everyone in dunn's life will be asking themselves what they could have done to keep this from happening, a sadly moot question.

so yeah. grow up peoples. learn a little compassion. not everybody engages in risky because because they are evil assholes.

Your internet white knightery schtick lately is such a drag.


Xenophobes, homophobes, and judgmental cruel hearts! ALL OF YOU!

Because if you keep it cool then shit stays cool. Keep your level and everything stays level. Make the soup and that shit will taste like chicken. Make the chicken and that shit will taste like soup. It's all another circle that evolves into another circle. I am me, and you are all me, but you are not me, because you are all in my mind which I control.

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Watch yourself

18 pages you guys. really?

18 pages you guys. really?

i'm on page 5 what kind of fucked up settings do you have??????


?????

user CP change your damn damn goddamn settings!!!

According to police, the Proving Ground cohost left Barnaby's with a blood-alcohol level of 0.196, more than twice the state's legal limit. Not long after, he drove his Porsche close to 140 miles per hour before losing control of the vehicle, smashing through a guardrail and hitting a line of trees.

I wonder how accurate that BAL is after taken from a corpse that was on fire.

Did they have to wait for him to cool down before drawing the charred blood?

Yeah I was wondering about that shit

Oh how controversial sickbadthing. What an on edge thing to say. What a pushing the envelope statement that only you could make. Like a daredevil of the internet.

it's sbt. that's how he rolls yo. you know, like you and your ass-ugly face.

also, instead of "what an on edge thing to say" try saying "what an edgy thing to say."

adjectives. they serve a purpose. try them out once in a while.

I'm pretty sure you have some sort of homosexual crush on me because you seem absolutely obsessed with me.


^

Ryan Dunn = dead

Who cares? ?

^

lol. a homosexual crush huh? you sure about that? it can't just be a crush?

thanks for keeping things clear, banana!

Good to see nationwide is an equal opportunity employer

fuck ryan dunn and his dead rotting corpse and fuck your mom.

I didn't realize this forum had become a juggalo haven