Alarm goes off
Hit snooze (repeat 20 times)
Shower hastily
Arrive to work just in time for elevator jam
Pretend to care at morning meeting
Post meeting shit (30 mins)
Stare at computer screen
Actual coding (15 mins)
"lunch" meaning eat a clif bar and veg out for a hour
Post lunch shit (30 mins)
Plan poker night via office communicator
Hit on coworkers via office communicator
Sleep at desk (1 hour)
Show 15 mins of work in meeting and over emphasize how complex it was to implement
Go home
Practice guitar/write songs (1 hour)
Seinfeld
Dinner whilst trolling OKCupid
Sensual bath and rubs
Torrent/listen to records until falling asleep

looks like you're living the life.

sometime between 6 and 10am: wake up
6am-8pm: smoke weed
8pm-(6-10am): sleep

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Alarm goes off
Hit snooze (repeat 20 times)
Shower hastily
Arrive to work just in time for elevator jam
Pretend to care at morning meeting
Post meeting shit (30 mins)
Stare at computer screen
Actual coding (15 mins)
"lunch" meaning eat a clif bar and veg out for a hour
Post lunch shit (30 mins)
Plan poker night via office communicator
Hit on coworkers via office communicator
Sleep at desk (1 hour)
Show 15 mins of work in meeting and over emphasize how complex it was to implement
Go home
Practice guitar/write songs (1 hour)
Seinfeld
Dinner whilst trolling OKCupid
Sensual bath and rubs
Torrent/listen to records until falling asleep





you forgot to add netphoria time

01. wake up.
02. thwart attempts at world domination.
04. sleep soundly.

1. Wake Up
2. ?????
3. Profit

i'm unemployed. i go to bed usually around 4am, get up at random times past noon and rarely leave my house. it's pretty sweet. this is the first time since i was twelve that i haven't been working full-time every moment that i've not been in school so i don't really feel bad about it.

either nothing or class

Sleep, eat, shit, cigarette, maybe drink/maybe poker, chat, sleep.

Rinse and repeat.

1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up
4. Wash
5. Breakfast
6. Switch computer on
7. Brush teeth, shave
8. Internet
9. Lunch
10. Internet
11. Dinner
12. Internet
13. Bed

On some days, 8 is replaced by "work".

dogfighter works less and gets paid more than i do

CAPITALISM WOW

Actually I'm the only developer on my team besides offshore now and then so my load can get pretty heavy at times. This is my slow at work routine.

Days that I open

7:30-8am: wakeup/suzie duty/shower
8:40: leave for work
9am-6pm/7pm: work
7pm-8pm: suzie duty/masturbate/eat
8:30ish: hulu/netflix/sleep

Days that I close

12:30-2:30: wake up/suzie duty/masturbate/shower
4pm: leave for work
4:30-2:30am/3:30am: work
4am-6am: suzie duty/masturbate/eat/hulu/netflix/sleep

On my off days I usually sleep til 2pm or later and attempt to run whatever errand needs to be ran, but I almost always end up saying fuck it and play xbox

i have a ridiulously organised routine, like i count the seconds many minor tasks take etc.

it's a little embarrassing but satisfying my sense of perfection kind of calms me down

So far today I've listened to Adore 8 times.... 17 is just about to play...

Awaken, breakfast, bowl, class, lunch, class, gym, study,dinner, bowl, internet, shower, study, bowl, internet, maybe sleep. And then sometimes life happens.

i'm unemployed.

i got offered full-time employment at the place i was doing my work-term for school. this is pretty much the 'best' job i could expect to get. i didn't want to work for a company that essentially owns atlantic canada, though, and all their work is on warships and whatnot for the dnd. not my thing at all. i politely told them to take the job and shove it.

i've got a line on a job at an engineering consulting firm that is almost literally across the street from my apartment. that would be so awesome if that works out.

1. awake
2. shower shortly
3. hastily dress and make food for the day
4. go to job on foot to arrive just in time
5. do job
6. go outside for half our walk with colleagues
7. continue job
8. walk home
9. see asteroids fall out of sky
10. aliens
11. nazi zombies
12. jesus
13. it puts the lotion in the basket
14. muse, anyone?
15. so u think ur all that b/c u know how many ppl live in US
16. kitties
17. mirrar quit netphoria

wake up
train for marathon
eat massive breakfast
build things out of wood
scale large natural landforms
study french
crosstrain
read book
write letters
mail letters
work on farm
sit in quiet repose near waterfront
lengthy and grueling uphill journey home
LUNCH

So far today I've listened to Adore 8 times.... 17 is just about to play...

You do plan to listen to it seventeen times, right? Once through paying special attention to each successive track until you're done.

I try to meditate nine hours a day and it still strikes me as less bleak than half the other routines listed here.

this is a pretty accurate summary of most weekdays

wake up!
OPTIONAL: exercise!
shower and dress!
shave!
breakfast! maybe an omelette! but nothing's for certain! whatever's at hand!
brush teeth! floss! mouthwash!
fill bottle with sparkling water!
gather belongings and leave house!
OPTIONAL: go buy a coffee!
go to work!
do some work! go to some meetings! repeat!
go home for lunch! OPTIONAL: via supermarket!
make a sandwich!
play some guitar!
refill bottle with sparkling water!
go back to work!
do some work! go to some meetings! repeat!
leave work!
DECISION: play SQUASH or go HOME or meet friends at RESTAURANT or BAR!
if SQUASH: complete, shower, and proceed to HOME
if HOME, OPTIONAL: via supermarket!
prepare dinner and eat it!
do the dishes!
read some stuff AND/OR do some music AND/OR watch something AND/OR call people!
proceed to ABLUTIONS
RESTAURANT/BAR: go to restaurant or bar!
eat and/or drink and/or be merry!
go home!
optional: read some stuff AND/OR do some music AND/OR do some writing AND/OR watch something AND/OR call people!
ABLUTIONS!
go to bed!
optional: read some stuff!
sleep!

work day:
be woken up by the alarm
try to get up for about half an hour
get up eventually
take a long shower
dress
have breakfast (go to the baker's first, if i'm out of bread)
brush teeth
put on shoes
cycle to work, be half an hour late
cycle back home for lunch, and back to work
work half an hour longer than everyone else, to make up for being late in the morning
cycle back home, possibly do some shopping on the way back
take off shoes

evening:
read/watch tv/internet
prepare dinner/eat dinner/do the washing up
drink/smoke/more tv/sometimes meet up with friends
open windows
close windows
go to sleep

Like a boss.

i know!

:(

I am a drone for 361 days so that I can blaze out in a ball of flaming glory at Bonnaroo every year

lol

hope you die. peace.

I am shocked that no one has posted Patrick Bateman's routine

everything is optional.

Wake up
Get up
Shut up
Listen up
Throw up
Mix up
Goof up
Hurry up

so my load can get pretty heavy at times. This is my slow at work routine.

like i said

Wake up
Ball hard
Smoke weed
Get currency
Have sexual intercourse with women of questionable moral and ethical standards

Hard work then tired play

I try to meditate nine hours a day and it still strikes me as less bleak than half the other routines listed here.
what do you mean "meditate"

are you doing a descartes

7:00 waking up
7:15 go downstairs
7:30 have cereal
7:30 head to the bus stop
7:45 catch bus
8:00 see my friends
8:15 kick it in seats (front/back)
8:20 driving on highway
8:30 think about fun
8:35 cruising
8:40 switch lanes
8:45 pass by schoolbus
9:00 looking forward to weekend

short day

Every day I eat lunch at a bench by a trashcan. It's always an apple, 98% fat free chicken (from a can), and some type of ridiculously low calorie cereal. Everything is nicely packed and I won't have it any other way!

It takes me about 2-3 hours to get hungry after I wake up so I rarely eat breakfast. In fact, even the thought of food is gross in the morning. I feel great after a rest why would I want to pack my vessel with a bunch of food?

i drink a glass of milk and a glass of water in the morning.

i keep boiled eggs in the fridge and shove one of those in my mouth.

easy breakfast.

i'll drink a coffee and an emergen-c most mornings. maybe a banana?

i feel caught up in a lie.

breakfast is the most important meal of the day. if i only eat one meal it's breakfast

why?

today i had three eggs over easy, an onion bagel, a glass of orange juice and some coffee.

on saturday i made bacon and migas and toast and papitas. omg im gonna get so fat.

today i had three eggs over easy, an onion bagel, a glass of orange juice and some coffee.

i wish i had the time for that. i guess i could wake up earllier but 6am is early enough.

why?personally it gives me a reason to be up and mobile right after i wake up, gets my morning routine started and it tastes delicious. i usually drink coffee anyway so why not have a meal with it.

as for the objectively beneficial aspects of breakfast, i can't say. i just love breakfast and grew up eating it every day

weekdays are:

- wake up sometime between 7am-7:25
- shower, put in contacts, put on moisturizer, take pill(s)
- feed the cats
- watch about 10 minutes of the breakfast show sometimes while perusing facebook
- get dressed, wake husband up
- do hair & brush teeth
- chug a huge thing of water, pack lunch, kiss husband goodbye
- leave btwn 8:10-8:15ish, buy a 50c diet coke from the store downstairs then bike to work
- get to work. turn on computer, wait for it to load, log in to needed programs and grab breakfast from the lunchroom (if it's mon, wed or fri)
- start work at 9
- work until it slows down, then apply makeup at desk
- surf celeb gossip & facebook on first break
- 11am back to work
- take lunch 12:30-1:15... unless it's a day i have to cover receptionist's lunch. then i lunch 12-12:45 and cover her from 1-2
- back to work. it's slowed down so lots of messageboarding/twitter/shooting shit w/ coworkers/jezebel/gawker/deadline
- last break. facebook, dlisted, etc
- back to work at 3:30... keep workin til 5
- bike home, unless it's wednesday, in which case i go to yoga til 7:40 (and hopefully come home to dinner!)
- relax a few minutes, drink a big thing of water, make dinner, eat
- the rest of the night, relaxin, hangin out, tv, maybe take a walk, maybe go for ice cream, maybe a drink, maybe a doobie, maybe cleanin, maybe sex? hopefully prepare lunch for the next day
- go to bed sometime between 11:30-1

life is great! some weekdays i may have plans w/ friends after work, or go drinking with my coworker buddies (we work in the same building as a decent pub)
no set routine on weekends but i wake up sometime between 8:30-10. i do things like friend hangouts, goin out for meals, biking, hanging out outdoors, thrifting, grocery shopping, spending qt with the dude :cool:

i quit smoking weed while i work on my thesis and look for a job, so these days it looks like this:

-8-9am wake up, organize thoughts and write down things i need to do. either "work out" at home or go outside to kick around the soccer ball
-9-10am make and eat breakfast, shower and get dressed
-10am-5pm out of house to use internet, basically hopping between the three or four places within walking distance where i can get online for free. alternate between wasting time online and doing work on my thesis
-5-6ish pm go home and eat, loaf around for a bit
-for the rest of the night i generally feel guilty for not getting as much work done as i had hoped to, watch a movie and fall asleep

i wanna kick it with you.

i sleep from like 5am til 1pm most days and barely leave the apartment. grocery shopping is the highlight of my week.

i'm grilling pork tenderloin and asparagus, and just noticed that my neighbour whose open patio door is like eight feet from mine can totally hear my blaring music. i hope he likes joy division. i turned it down, regardless.

as i wait to start school my schedule has been like this:

wake up
eat
chill (read, walk, listen to music, starcraft)
sleep

because i have no drugs, i've been sleeping around 13-14 hours a day. it's quite wonderful!

Every day I eat lunch at a bench by a trashcan. It's always an apple, 98% fat free chicken (from a can), and some type of ridiculously low calorie cereal. Everything is nicely packed and I won't have it any other way!

this sounds awful

It IS! Which is why I mentioned it here. But in fairness to myself, I do only have 20 minutes in between classes, so it's not like I have time to walk anywhere serving gourmet food.

i wanna kick it with you.aren't you moving to nyc soon? that's not too far away from where i live

as i wait to start school my schedule has been like this:

wake up
eat
chill (read, walk, listen to music, starcraft)
sleep

because i have no drugs, i've been sleeping around 13-14 hours a day. it's quite wonderful!

YOU NEED TO BUY DRUGS ALREADY. Pretty soon I'm going to start keeping track and you're going to get depressed.

open eyes
wonder who i am
pray to baby jesus that i'll live today
check my iPhone
go running/jogging
showah
work/arrange future work/something else super proactive
daydream about my awesome future
think of other shit that may go wrong
wish to die, or wonder what it would be like to die
do a mitzvah at least once a day
try not to think about food
eat
do some kind of cleaning/grooming
tire myself out
zzzzz

Do you really pray?

Do you really pray?

born into god-fearing latino catholic brood, praying to fat baby jesus is a notion we comprehend the mintute we see the man in the white coat.

Actually, I don't really pray. Meditation I find more comprehensive.
"praying to baby jesus" is my way of saying that I cope with feelings of dread and doom every day. I really dgaf whether I die or live, lol.