View Full Version : Guys, can we talk about MonteIT's official Twitter page?


D.
06-13-2011, 09:32 PM
or should we just merge it with his yourlifeisnotyourown micropenis jonthan monte thread?

http://twitter.com/#!/monteit

I love that it has/had one follower.

duovamp
06-13-2011, 09:37 PM
lol micropenis IT*.




























*Information Technology

SlingeroGuitaro
06-13-2011, 09:46 PM
He sure is a busy guy

D.
06-13-2011, 09:48 PM
mormon jonathan monte steals bootlegs micropenis gay-basher ape costume

Trotskilicious
06-13-2011, 10:18 PM
is this how you treat someone who bought you a vacation???

D.
06-13-2011, 10:22 PM
You should see the threads I made about the guy who I met in West Virginia.

Trotskilicious
06-13-2011, 10:32 PM
monte is a star

SlingeroGuitaro
06-14-2011, 12:11 AM
Starfish maybe

Banana
06-14-2011, 12:32 AM
is this how you treat someone who bought you a vacation???

It is kind of fucked up that D is talking all this shit when you really think about it.

fuzzyroes
06-14-2011, 12:40 AM
It is kind of fucked up that D is talking all this shit when you really think about it.

What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.

Banana
06-14-2011, 12:55 AM
What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.


No, Monte paid for him and another user here to fly out to his parents house for a few days so that he could video tape them under the false promise that he was going to make some music video that never came to be.

Starla
06-14-2011, 02:52 AM
Where is monte's wife? Is she allowed to get on the computer? He never talks about her. This concerns me.

Trotskilicious
06-14-2011, 03:14 AM
What Monte paid for this guys vacation to see the Pumpkins? Man thats fucking awesome of Monte. And yet the guy still disses him. Fuck man SP fans are a bunch of cunts.

no asshole what the fuck is wrong with you that you just assume this has to do with seeing the pumpkins

1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.
2. D and yo soy el mejor take him up on the offer. he intends to shoot for a United States video.
3. D and Yo get there and it's basically hangin out monty style and it's all kind of weird. Every picture of D. he's making that "OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE" smile.
4. takes a lot of video of Yo sleeping (she is a female) for some reason.
5. Both come back, say he's weird and the whole thing was just uncomfortable.
6. United States video never released.

Trotskilicious
06-14-2011, 03:16 AM
but yeah i mean d did get a vacation paid for by some silly mormon with more money than sense

you know the fact that monty can pay for two people to fly to SF and hang out with him is pretty much proof positive that capitalism doesn't reward the just. I mean, the guy's a fucking idiot.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-14-2011, 04:37 AM
1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156633

Future Boy
06-14-2011, 06:41 AM
more importantly:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157841
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The Jesus
06-14-2011, 09:50 AM
I think he did things to **** and D.





















































Bad and dirty things.

Pizza Club
06-14-2011, 10:26 AM
I saw him comment on an Engadget article using this name. He didn't know how to update his phone.


n00b.

emotionalfriend
06-14-2011, 12:23 PM
After reading those two threads, it's now official that Monte is the creepiest guy on the internet.

wHATcOLOR
06-14-2011, 05:00 PM
monteit MonteIT.com
Feeling very sick. Might not be avaliable on Monday. Check here for updates

D.
06-14-2011, 05:11 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156633

I wish you/someone could find the thread either I or Monte made after the meetup or during the meetup. There was one pretty big one where he posted the "teaser" videos and everyone laughed and then he canceled the project, all in one big thread. Then there were like, continuation threads I made while I was in the motel room.

D.
06-14-2011, 05:42 PM
nevermind, here's one: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157836

emotionalfriend
06-14-2011, 06:44 PM
nevermind, here's one: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157836

Oh, thank you! I was kind of sad when I finished the other threads and realized there were no more.

D.
06-14-2011, 06:50 PM
further: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=158152

Trotskilicious
06-14-2011, 07:17 PM
monteit MonteIT.com
Feeling very sick. Might not be avaliable on Monday. Check here for updates

there were no updates, he must have died

killtrocity
06-14-2011, 07:25 PM
http://www.monteit.com/briana&ape.jpg

mormon jonathan monte steals bootlegs micropenis gay-basher ape costume sick fuck information technology

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Trotskilicious
06-14-2011, 07:31 PM
OPTIMIZE THAT SEARCH ENGINE LIKE A BOSS

The Omega Concern
06-14-2011, 09:44 PM
hey...that monkey pic must be on Angel Island. you can't really get that angle of the bridge from anywhere else.

Venom
06-15-2011, 12:33 AM
God, he's off his damn rocker.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-15-2011, 01:25 AM
You think Monte and that Chrischan guy would be friends?

TuralyonW3
06-15-2011, 01:28 AM
Monte is an intolerant Mormon fuck

fuzzyroes
06-15-2011, 04:30 AM
no asshole what the fuck is wrong with you that you just assume this has to do with seeing the pumpkins

1. Monte posts thread "I will fly you to SF on my dime." Go find it, it's epic.
2. D and yo soy el mejor take him up on the offer. he intends to shoot for a United States video.
3. D and Yo get there and it's basically hangin out monty style and it's all kind of weird. Every picture of D. he's making that "OMG GET ME OUT OF HERE" smile.
4. takes a lot of video of Yo sleeping (she is a female) for some reason.
5. Both come back, say he's weird and the whole thing was just uncomfortable.
6. United States video never released.

My bad dude. I assumed cause i remember Monte working on some project were he had multiple cameras filming an SP show... So i thought thats what was being discussed.

Haha those threads were epic though. I'm surprised more people never took him up on that offer though. I mean just spending sometime filming for his video and getting to party it up in San Fran sounds pretty epic in even the most awkward of situations.

Trotskilicious
06-15-2011, 07:37 PM
well it's still monte

Caine Walker
06-15-2011, 07:46 PM
and "party" is not the word i would use to describe what happened during their, uh... stint in san fran.

D.
06-15-2011, 08:57 PM
hey...that monkey pic must be on Angel Island. you can't really get that angle of the bridge from anywhere else.

angel island was really beautiful, i cannot lie.

exactlythesame
06-15-2011, 10:28 PM
i live for this sort of shit to happen to me

it would have been the essential awkward trip of a lifetime, and had i been there it would have been expertly documented

Starla
06-16-2011, 03:34 AM
Monte is an intolerant Mormon fuck

And he won't allow his wife post here because it's too defrauding :(

fuzzyroes
06-17-2011, 10:40 PM
and "party" is not the word i would use to describe what happened during their, uh... stint in san fran.

Probably not. But didn't they have a lot of time to do their own thing as well? Still pretty rad of Jonathan monte

SlingeroGuitaro
06-18-2011, 01:31 AM
"Rad" and "Jonathan Monte" should never be used together

Trotskilicious
06-18-2011, 01:55 AM
this johnny come lately is making waves and i don't like it

DON'T ROCK THE BOAT KID

exactlythesame
06-18-2011, 02:03 AM
yeah there's no such thing as critical thinking here, sir!

Trotskilicious
06-18-2011, 02:41 AM
critical thinkers would think it's weird that a strangeo would pay for two people to stay in san francisco for what was it, 3-4 days?

i mean a normal man would get some prostitutes. or actual actors, maybe friends of his but monte doesn't have any friends even if he pays for them.

so prostitutes. but he's mormon. so he sucks.

Trotskilicious
06-18-2011, 02:42 AM
but seriously don't you think monte would have come out ahead if he just put an ad on craigslist for actors? my buddy did this and didn't even have to really pay anyone they just wanted to have fun doing a movie.

but then again he fucking FINISHED IT

fuzzyroes
06-18-2011, 11:52 AM
critical thinkers would think it's weird that a strangeo would pay for two people to stay in san francisco for what was it, 3-4 days?

i mean a normal man would get some prostitutes. or actual actors, maybe friends of his but monte doesn't have any friends even if he pays for them.

so prostitutes. but he's mormon. so he sucks.

Haha I'm not saying that I dont think it was strange. Obviously it makes no sense to shell out huge fucking money like that to 2 people who dont even have any interest in acting just for the purpose of "featuring netphorians" in his video.

But it must have been a rad as fuck deal for the people involved to jump at the offer... How it benefited Monte in anyway I have no idea.

SlingeroGuitaro
06-18-2011, 12:09 PM
I'm waiting for monte to write a 'twilight' type novel based on the band. In crayon.

Netphorian Gadabout
06-18-2011, 05:45 PM
but then again he fucking FINISHED IT

You forgot the




*Information Technology

Trotskilicious
06-18-2011, 09:06 PM
hahaha dammit that would have been good

Phoenix Down
06-19-2011, 08:58 AM
but yeah i mean d did get a vacation paid for by some silly mormon with more money than sense

you know the fact that monty can pay for two people to fly to SF and hang out with him is pretty much proof positive that capitalism doesn't reward the just. I mean, the guy's a fucking idiot.

Are you poor by any chance?

Trotskilicious
06-19-2011, 06:01 PM
i'm not rich and i'm a fucking genius

Cool As Ice Cream
06-20-2011, 03:28 AM
lol
yeah right

Cool As Ice Cream
06-20-2011, 03:28 AM
books
fuck yeah!

Phoenix Down
06-21-2011, 06:25 AM
i'm not rich and i'm a fucking genius

b/c u noe how many ppl are in the usa?

IWishIWasBlank
04-21-2015, 02:57 PM
Monte Nostaliga... just soaking it in.

bunny
04-21-2015, 02:57 PM
*FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TWAT IWISHIWASAFUCKINGTWATFAGGOT

Grox
04-21-2015, 03:31 PM
is Monte dead yet?

IWishIWasBlank
04-21-2015, 04:11 PM
Resurrected the thread by accident. Sorry everyone. Sorry.

Also.. for bunny... *than

Ram27
04-21-2015, 05:17 PM
what in the fuck

this is the worst thing i've ever read




also

the public scenes are in "costume" but not in a chicken suite.

IWishIWasBlank
04-22-2015, 07:55 AM
Were you not here when Monte was around? Virtually every post, even if it was one sentence, was littered with little golden nuggets of Monteisms like 'chicken suite.' Now, he'll try to blame that on the Blackberry or other mobile device that he was posting from at the time, but one cannot consistently make that many typos because of a mobile device.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-22-2015, 08:22 AM
it was also because he was going thru the backroads

Starla
04-22-2015, 09:10 AM
Is billy still supporting the Crestfallen site?

juliana
04-22-2015, 01:29 PM
Monte made out with his wife in my hotel room, he didn't give two fucks that it was inappropriate.
He's a rascal.

slunken
04-22-2015, 04:50 PM
he was sending you a message.

did you reciprocate?

Trotskilicious
04-22-2015, 07:27 PM
i'm not rich and i'm a fucking genius

lol check out this fucking jerkoff

MonteLDS
04-22-2015, 07:28 PM
Request this to be deleted or moved to the general forums.

bunny
04-22-2015, 07:33 PM
request denied.
You're loosely related to SP, so it's fair game.
This thread can be like an AMA
How micro is your reputed micropenis?

Rider
04-22-2015, 08:05 PM
Man what did Billcos lawyers do to you man?

DemonUnicorns
04-22-2015, 08:18 PM
the crest has fallen

juliana
04-22-2015, 10:51 PM
Request this to be deleted or moved to the general forums.

Sorry Monte, you are one of the longest lasting band members. More over, when are you going to do a reddit AMA?

juliana
04-22-2015, 11:07 PM
he was sending you a message.

did you reciprocate?

Lol, no. I think Monte just wanted us to know he is a smooth operator. Monte is probably getting laid right now.

themadcaplaughs
04-22-2015, 11:22 PM
Request this to be deleted or moved to the general forums.

Are we talking cash rewards to get it moved?

fuzzyroes
04-23-2015, 04:48 AM
what's the story behind Monte getting all this authority on the forum? Some of his other works have been deleted and now he storms in here with his suggestions

I'll have a thread were Mals posts like 10 autoplay youtube videos in a row and when I ask the mods to delete it they tell me to get bent lol.

Did Monte pay off Pakula?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-23-2015, 07:09 AM
get bent lol

Butt Pope
04-23-2015, 07:36 AM
https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/52/Get_bent!.png/250px-Get_bent!.png

FoolofaTook
04-23-2015, 07:49 AM
goddamn i'm so hopelessly lost.

wtf is this talk about a micropenis, jonathan? say it aiin't so!

IWishIWasBlank
04-23-2015, 07:57 AM
it was also because he was going thru the backroads

He probably takes it in the backroads...

IWishIWasBlank
04-23-2015, 08:05 AM
He probably takes it in the backroads...

Mods... request to have Monte's Custom User Title changed to "He probably takes it in the backroads..."

Mals Marola
05-11-2015, 10:02 PM
more importantly:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=157841

this thread without the vidyas is like a cake with only icing

fffuuck, dawg!

Starla
05-12-2015, 01:05 PM
Request this to be deleted or moved to the general forums.

Is Billy still supporting the Crestfallen site?

Starla
05-12-2015, 01:05 PM
Also, would you please repost the clip from the United States video you were working on? Thanks.

scottytheoneand
05-12-2015, 01:58 PM
spellcheck



MCIS Celebration

This year fams just like you can join in as we celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Smashing Pumpkins' diamond certified album, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

scottytheoneand
05-12-2015, 02:00 PM
monte's website isn't even a blog anymore

it's just a series of hyperlinks to billy's twitter feed

FoolofaTook
05-12-2015, 02:45 PM
clearly it has ascended to new heights.

monte is now the mouth of teh b0llster, much like Isaiah was of YHWH.

IWishIWasBlank
05-13-2015, 08:17 AM
Monte is the Burning Bush to Corgan's Voice of God aka I of the Radio.

Also: Sine.

topleybird
05-13-2015, 11:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/hpXUsGS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/P2iWFiy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NYWk5CW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/UIbOp2s.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/P2iWFiy.jpg


























http://i.imgur.com/u8iZ4M0.gif

scottytheoneand
05-13-2015, 01:09 PM
Monte made out with his wife in my hotel room, he didn't give two fucks that it was inappropriate.
He's a rascal.

:hurl:

Run To Me
05-17-2015, 05:10 AM
Yeah what's the micropenis all about? You always here about micropenises when you talk about monte

Not to be all prurient but there's gotta be other lurkers asking themselves the same things, anyone care to explain?

slunken
05-17-2015, 08:04 AM
No

Run To Me
05-18-2015, 11:29 PM
Bullshit somebody'll tell us about the micropeen

FoolofaTook
05-19-2015, 07:22 AM
i think it has something to do with Canada's population

Cool As Ice Cream
10-19-2015, 09:40 AM
"We are looking for dedicated fans to help run Crestfallen.com email help@crestfallen.com by 8pm pst Oct 20th for more information."

D.
10-19-2015, 12:32 PM
Outsourcing covering every time Billy farts.

Holy shit, jump on that

D.
10-19-2015, 12:39 PM
Is Billy still supporting the Crestfallen site?

Pretty sure bill dumped him at some point after mcis reissue was released.

Funbags
10-19-2015, 12:46 PM
"We are looking for dedicated fans to help run Crestfallen.com email help@crestfallen.com by 8pm pst Oct 20th for more information."

The royal we?

Cool As Ice Cream
10-20-2015, 03:25 AM
crestfallen now has a faq.
i think monty made this faq so that his buddy wpc would get less of the same questions on twitter. "ask me anything, except the things that i don't want to hear"
- "GOTCHA BILLY IM ON IT IM RIGHTING A FACQ"

and now belly quit twitter.
lol.

amoergosum
10-20-2015, 07:15 AM
crestfallen now has a faq.
i think monty made this faq so that his buddy wpc would get less of the same questions on twitter. "ask me anything, except the things that i don't want to hear"
- "GOTCHA BILLY IM ON IT IM RIGHTING A FACQ"

and now belly quit twitter.
lol.

Monte hasn't even cared to update the FAQ on his website:


What social media does Billy Corgan use? FAQ

Q: What social media does Billy Corgan use?

A: Billy Corgan primarily uses Twitter under the user handel @BILLY. He also has a Periscope account that is connected to his twitter account once again using the handle of BILLY. He recently added a Instagram account using name of williampcorgan but isnít using it much. (source 1)

Related: How did WPC get the user name Billy on twitter

Rider
10-20-2015, 08:47 AM
In about 5 1/2 years I'm going to have a such story to tell.

Cool As Ice Cream
10-20-2015, 10:13 AM
tell me more.
what kind of story?
why 5.5 years?

slunken
10-20-2015, 02:04 PM
Statute of limitations.

What happened 1.5 years ago?

Cool As Ice Cream
10-21-2015, 02:31 AM
the "leaks"? (arms of sheep, SP camp)

amoergosum
10-21-2015, 07:24 AM
...that's just sad >>>

"William Patrick Corgan
Check it out! New People and their Cars Mugs Now Available!"

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/55e314dfe4b02d30de56b889/t/5626d8e4e4b0825cc8d62645/1445386468731/?format=1500w

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iIIuR-HjFho" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cool As Ice Cream
10-21-2015, 09:30 AM
i've bought eight p+c cups. one for every day of the week, plus a spare one, in case one breaks.

pavementtune
10-21-2015, 10:12 AM
I ordered only four, in the hopes one of them will be still intact when they arrive.

two more months of waiting, I wish they would send their stuff faster.


https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12119130_617757024993727_804270146498921216_n.jpg? oh=5acbacc5d0fa377a07a49444205a891a&oe=56C1CB9E

LaBelle
10-21-2015, 10:17 AM
Those cats look conjoined in that pic.
Disturbing

Ram27
10-21-2015, 11:25 AM
Madame ZuZu's Teashop + Art Studio

FoolofaTook
11-08-2015, 12:25 PM
conjoined to billy as protruderous outgrowths of feline monstrosity?

sounds eldritch

Cool As Ice Cream
11-09-2015, 02:38 AM
I ordered only four, in the hopes one of them will be still intact when they arrive.

two more months of waiting, I wish they would send their stuff faster.


https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12119130_617757024993727_804270146498921216_n.jpg? oh=5acbacc5d0fa377a07a49444205a891a&oe=56C1CB9E

did you actually buy zuzu cups?
if so, why?

cork_soaker
11-09-2015, 09:16 AM
for drinking zuzu tea, silly!

Cool As Ice Cream
11-09-2015, 10:29 AM
rare tea cellar
limited edition teas from all over my cellar

Cool As Ice Cream
11-09-2015, 10:30 AM
hand numbered and signed by billy corgan
only $300

pavementtune
11-09-2015, 10:44 AM
did you actually buy zuzu cups?
if so, why?

I wish I could afford zuzu's cups.
first these crosley customised record players I had to have, and then I bid on these polaroids so I wouldn't be kicked off that mailing list, and ended up buying four of them. I'm broke, no Christmas presents this year.


P.S.: of course not, your bullshit detector is off!

Cool As Ice Cream
11-09-2015, 10:50 AM
it's ON (now).

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0_qShAZg2Zw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

FoolofaTook
11-10-2015, 09:23 AM
thoreau died penniless with his attic crammed full of unsold copies of walden and fuckwits are buying zuzu tea and cups?

motherfuckers

:mad:

Butt Pope
11-10-2015, 09:35 AM
I ordered only four, in the hopes one of them will be still intact when they arrive.

two more months of waiting, I wish they would send their stuff faster.


https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12119130_617757024993727_804270146498921216_n.jpg? oh=5acbacc5d0fa377a07a49444205a891a&oe=56C1CB9E

The mug is broken.

FoolofaTook
11-10-2015, 02:49 PM
your mothers back is broken

guess why

ninsp
11-10-2015, 04:02 PM
I ordered only four, in the hopes one of them will be still intact when they arrive.

two more months of waiting, I wish they would send their stuff faster.


https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12119130_617757024993727_804270146498921216_n.jpg? oh=5acbacc5d0fa377a07a49444205a891a&oe=56C1CB9E

Are you Monte?

slunken
11-10-2015, 04:31 PM
Are you that gullible

ninsp
11-10-2015, 05:07 PM
Are you that gullible

Are we human?

Butt Pope
11-11-2015, 02:44 AM
your mothers back is broken

guess why

She jumped after reading your posts

FoolofaTook
11-12-2015, 03:37 PM
more like she jumped after I STUCK IT UP HER BUTT!!!!

LOLOLOLOL