the fact that it costs so much
the fact that it's illegal
the fact that i love it so much

sticks
seeds
low/no thc

i smoke sinsemilla

fool

the fact that after you've done hard drugs you'll never get high on weed the same way again

the obama administration

the fact that after you've done hard drugs you'll never get high on weed the same way again

bullshit

weed is the best high

I'm pretty glad I quit.

The company I'm with greatly affects the buzz I get, no matter how high I am or how much I smoke.

the only things i hate about marijuana is running out

i haven't smoked in four days and it's going to be a while until i can re-up.

:( being broke blows. i forgot the downside of being a student.

Coming home to have my entire apartment reek from my neighbors. Worst headache ever

The subculture it spawned.
The fact that it dumbed me down.
Uuuuh... I had a third flaw, but I forgot.

Yeah I hate the whole pot subculture. I hate the way people make it like it's some sort of lifestyle choice political statement.

It stinks
It turns you into a dopey cunt
You cant drive for shit when you smoke it

stinks? really? i've always found the smell of pot (burned and unburned) to be very delicious.

now tobacco on the other hand smells awful.

stinks? really? i've always found the smell of pot (burned and unburned) to be very delicious.

now tobacco on the other hand smells awful.

It's the other way round for me.

del

stinks? really? i've always found the smell of pot (burned and unburned) to be very delicious.

now tobacco on the other hand smells awful.

Pot reeks like body oder. Not sure how you can like that smell.

del
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once in a blue moon it'll make me paranoid for no particular reason.

If I saw a blue moon I'd shit my pants too.

once in a blue moon it'll make me paranoid for no particular reason.

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It turns you into a dopey cunt

you must go a day an ounce then

i think it's stinky here and there, but that's really the only thing.

my fiance smokes pretty much every night so i'm used to it, but every now and then i get a bad sniff and i'm like BLEH.

i will smoke once in a while if i'm saucy and then it's night night time! he thinks i'm funny when i smoke but i think i turn into a goon. he says i make good jokes but i think if i actually made good jokes i'd remember them :/

if i actually made good jokes i'd remember them :/

eh memories are fleeting, smoke trees.

It stinks
It turns you into a dopey cunt
You cant drive for shit when you smoke it

all three of these are wrong. If you actually think you are getting stupider from smoking weed, you are probably a dumb fucker to begin with to blame a drug which has virtually no effects once the high wears off

also, speak for yourself, I can drive fine while high. Sure, it's a bad idea. But I have driven long distances (7+ hours) and smoked multiple times in the car, and also maneuvered in DC beltway traffic frequently, and never made a driving error because of being stoned.

Pot reeks like body oder. Not sure how you can like that smell.

I dunno man, I don't understand the haters in this thread. It smells great, and pretty much nothing like body odor.

all three of these are wrong. If you actually think you are getting stupider from smoking weed, you are probably a dumb fucker to begin with to blame a drug which has virtually no effects once the high wears off

also, speak for yourself, I can drive fine while high. Sure, it's a bad idea. But I have driven long distances (7+ hours) and smoked multiple times in the car, and also maneuvered in DC beltway traffic frequently, and never made a driving error because of being stoned.



I dunno man, I don't understand the haters in this thread. It smells great, and pretty much nothing like body odor.

Yeah that's because you smoke it. Trust me to people who don't smoke you reek.

not my fault you uptight fuckers need to chill the fuck out and smoke a jay once in awhile

not my fault you uptight fuckers need to chill the fuck out and smoke a jay once in awhile

I do, and guess what it still smells like BO.

if you don't smoke at all then i could see how you wouldn't like the smell. but if you're accustomed to smoke and it smells terrible then it's probably some dirt weed. i'm way more worried about cigarettes smoked in my house more than weed

it's not that weed smells like bo. it's just that people who are high tend to give less of a shit about showering.

Yes, cigarettes smell a lot worse and a lot stronger, which is why the smell is often used to cover up weed.

I recently smoked tobacco from a pipe for the first time, and I was shocked at how awful it smells and tastes compared with weed. Heavy and sour, and not at all sweet like marijuana. The taste also stays in your mouth for hours and hours afterwards.

hey rbg, aren't you all about "reality is perception".

Yes, cigarettes smell a lot worse and a lot stronger, which is why the smell is often used to cover up weed.

I recently smoked tobacco from a pipe for the first time, and I was shocked at how awful it smells and tastes compared with weed. Heavy and sour, and not at all sweet like marijuana. The taste also stays in your mouth for hours and hours afterwards.

Depends on the tobacco you smoke. When I was kid my dad smoked a pipe and it was amazing how many types of tobacco there were and how different they all smelled.

you know, ever since you took that one philosophy course.

hey rbg, aren't you all about "reality is perception".

who the fuck are you

I do believe there is probably an objective universe outside our senses, fyi, but as we are discussing marijuana empirically, yes, the realities we are describing are formed by our perceptions. it's all subjective, doctor obvious

Depends on the tobacco you smoke. When I was kid my dad smoked a pipe and it was amazing how many types of tobacco there were and how different they all smelled.

Different kinds of weed also clearly smell different.

Just the other night, I got major altitude off some stuff I have, and then my friend packed a bowl of some totally cosmic shit, and I was wowed by how different they tasted. The age of marijuana also affects the smell in my experience. Then we heard voices and saw some headlights and we ran, and I fell, but I was fine and we escaped

redbreegull is one of the other things i hate about marijuana.

all three of these are wrong. If you actually think you are getting stupider from smoking weed, you are probably a dumb fucker to begin with to blame a drug which has virtually no effects once the high wears off

also, speak for yourself, I can drive fine while high. Sure, it's a bad idea. But I have driven long distances (7+ hours) and smoked multiple times in the car, and also maneuvered in DC beltway traffic frequently, and never made a driving error because of being stoned.


Well, firstly, did I say it actually makes you permanently stupider? No I didn't.

Secondly, you may think you drive fine while high but I will bet in reality (which you never see because you're high) you don't.

Secondly, you may think you drive fine while high but I will bet in reality (which you never see because you're high) you don't.

no, I really don't think this is the case. Maybe if you only smoke once in awhile you get the warped perception type stuff I remember from my formative years, but heavy smokers can function more or less normally while high. I don't remember where it was, but I saw a study once that found that beginner smokers had increased difficulty performing tasks like playing instruments and solving math problems, but they progressively got better and better at doing these tasks while stoned. I think driving is pretty much the same way. I never drove high until after I was a fairly seasoned smoker, and I have never had a problem doing it.

this is stupid. driving high is one of the best things a man can do,

get high. fuck whores. support the heat. believe in nothing.

BE LIKE ME!

no, I really don't think this is the case. Maybe if you only smoke once in awhile you get the warped perception type stuff I remember from my formative years, but heavy smokers can function more or less normally while high. I don't remember where it was, but I saw a study once that found that beginner smokers had increased difficulty performing tasks like playing instruments and solving math problems, but they progressively got better and better at doing these tasks while stoned. I think driving is pretty much the same way. I never drove high until after I was a fairly seasoned smoker, and I have never had a problem doing it.

I forgot how totally fucking stupid you are.

goddamn this blows. i'm high as fuck on dxm but i have no weed.

i'm going to listen to om. good nite.

i don't like the apathy that lasts for days.

that's why you smoke more weed

apathy that lasts for days – again I cannot relate. My "amotivational syndrome" lasts as long as my high

you're just something else, aren't you?

apathy that lasts for days – again I cannot relate. My "amotivational syndrome" lasts as long as my high
i assume that's how it is for most people.
but for me it was a couple of days. quite annoying.

yeah that sounds awful. I guess it ain't for everyone

you're just something else, aren't you?

suck my dick or cock, nihilist

suck my dick or cock, nihilist

what to choose, what to choose?

eh memories are fleeting, smoke trees.

Wisdom.

when i quit weed i actually get re energized. smoking makes me lethargic. after stopping i usually am surprised by the energy i possess.

waiting on two grams of dankness

:smoke:

I hate when people call all good potent weed "kush." If I'm smoking with someone and they say "oh man this weed is the kush" I'll say it's shiskaberry or whatever and not kush and they'll look at me all confused. Afghani kush, hindu kush, OG kush etc are all kush strains but not all potent good weed is kush you noobs. Sometimes I'll poke fun of those people and say "oh man, this weed is the haze!"

pot to me isn't a big deal, it's like having a nice beer or scotch that I like. big whoop. no cop around here gives a fuck about pot. fuck, you can even order it online and get it mailed to you in canada.

as for the whole smell thing, I chew gum or carry some mints with me. I find people who smoke cigs reak more than people who just smoke pot.

purple kush is my favorite

cost and intermittent unavailability, personal risk. not much else to dislike as far as i'm concerned

I hate when people call all good potent weed "kush." If I'm smoking with someone and they say "oh man this weed is the kush" I'll say it's shiskaberry or whatever and not kush and they'll look at me all confused. Afghani kush, hindu kush, OG kush etc are all kush strains but not all potent good weed is kush you noobs. Sometimes I'll poke fun of those people and say "oh man, this weed is the haze!"



pot smoker 1: Oh man this weed is the kush!

Rock Lobster: Aaaaaactually, it's shiskaberry or whatever, and not kush.

pot smoker 1: *looks at him all confused*

i just smoked some blueberry kush

when i quit weed i actually get re energized.

I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

But he didn't do anything!

Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?

Legalize and tax, nuff said

15 days no cigarettes. weed is all i need.

The only thing I hate about it is that it isn't free. Otherwise, I'd go to war for it.

personal risk

I usually just block this from my mind because I don't want to think about the possibility of getting busted, and so far it has never happened. How many of you 'phorians have been busted by the fuzz/other authority figures for weed?

This is actually interesting to me, as I've yet to be caught also but since I smoke so frequently and it IS in fact illegal, I've started to consider getting busted an inevitability. Not that I'm gonna to stop or anything, the risk is worth it and always has been. But do you any of you feel like/know that getting caught IS going to happen?

I usually just block this from my mind because I don't want to think about the possibility of getting busted, and so far it has never happened. How many of you 'phorians have been busted by the fuzz/other authority figures for weed?

Reminds me of a thread...

the fact that it's pretty much the catalyst for me not having done a whole heap of things I really want to do.

The only thing I hate about it is that it isn't free. Otherwise, I'd go to war for it.

it can be free if you grow yourself.

it can be free if you grow yourself.

In the end that usually ends up being the most expensive.

I usually just block this from my mind because I don't want to think about the possibility of getting busted, and so far it has never happened. How many of you 'phorians have been busted by the fuzz/other authority figures for weed?

being busted for weed

on weeeed

In the end that usually ends up being the most expensive.

wrong.

if it costs more to grow than it is to buy then the farmers lose money. lol

seriously for the occasional smoker you could grow 3- 6 plants easily and all it costs you are some seeds or if you get some buds with some healthy seeds in it then it's free... I'm talking about outdoor growing, I've had some outdoor pot that i've liked better than some hydro or organic. I'm sick of hydro IMO i love organic grown or just natural grown. There is a reason why it's called weed... it grows very easily.

I really can't take on a task like growing as I live in a public atmosphere, but of course it's my secret wish to grow a superstrain.

how much do you pay for pot?
around here it's anywhere from $150 an oz to $350 depending on grade and how rare/exotic a strain is. Most of the organic grown strains are more expensive and the cheaper stuff is outdoor.

I watched this weed documentary the other night, this cafe in cali a gram of weed was $45. lol oh man that's gotta hurt, i feel bad that americans are getting raped like that.

it's 20 a gram out here in michigan.

i miss the northwest prices.

wrong.

if it costs more to grow than it is to buy then the farmers lose money. lol

seriously for the occasional smoker you could grow 3- 6 plants easily and all it costs you are some seeds or if you get some buds with some healthy seeds in it then it's free... I'm talking about outdoor growing, I've had some outdoor pot that i've liked better than some hydro or organic. I'm sick of hydro IMO i love organic grown or just natural grown. There is a reason why it's called weed... it grows very easily.

And when they kick in your front door......

This is actually interesting to me, as I've yet to be caught also but since I smoke so frequently and it IS in fact illegal, I've started to consider getting busted an inevitability. Not that I'm gonna to stop or anything, the risk is worth it and always has been. But do you any of you feel like/know that getting caught IS going to happen?

it seems like the older you get, the less likely it is you will get caught. Having your own space means you can smoke more safely away from others and out of sight.

In the end that usually ends up being the most expensive.

no

the only time i got caught was in high school when my friends made me park in an abandoned car wash to smoke. cops were watching us from behind the fence the whole time lol. somebody put the stash in their shoe and left an empty baggie in the car so the cops thought it was smoked up and let us go. but i really thought it was game over

it's pretty hard to get caught unless you live a certain kind of lifestyle (warrants when you get pulled over, heavy traffic going in and out of your house at crazy hours, ect) and even then those people still fly under the radar sometimes.

when i quit weed i actually get re energized.

quitting pot, on weed

the only time i got caught was in high school when my friends made me park in an abandoned car wash to smoke. cops were watching us from behind the fence the whole time lol. somebody put the stash in their shoe and left an empty baggie in the car so the cops thought it was smoked up and let us go. but i really thought it was game over

it's pretty hard to get caught unless you live a certain kind of lifestyle (warrants when you get pulled over, heavy traffic going in and out of your house at crazy hours, ect) and even then those people still fly under the radar sometimes.

I've had a few brushes with danger. Once I got hassled by a cop because my friends and I were having a bonfire, which is "bad for the environment." He could have busted us for underage drinking and I also had weed in my bag, but he let us go.

I know a strangely high number of people who got busted in college. I guess there are just a lot of retarded people who aren't smart about it, i.e. smoking in their rooms without putting a towel under the door, or smoking out in the open without paying attention to their surroundings. It does seem like it would be pretty hard to get caught as long as you are not reckless.

The only things I hate about the ganj are people that try to act all fucked up about the selling of it, feeling like they can burn you on price or amount, the paranoia spawned from its illegal nature and dumbasses that have panic attacks when they get too stoned, or whatever. It's like fuck you, man. Fuck you.

i've smoked for ten plus years and i still get panic attacks from time to time. it happens. i think there's a notion that there's something wrong with you, like some stoner machismo thing that if you get anxiety then youre 'doing it wrong'. sometimes your mind can simply slip into a bad place. but i understand freaking out hardcore can kill everybody else's buzz and then you're in party foul territory

i do hate the selling of it. i've lucked out and found a well-grounded guy in his thirties who delivers but before that i was going through people in their early 20s and having to go through all kinds of retarded shit

I've been an almost-everyday smoker for around 3 years and I have only gotten maybe one or two panic episodes, and they never lasted for the entire time I was high.

However, I did DMT back in December and I think I have had 3 DMT flashbacks while high since then.

The only time I've panicked because of how high I was involved eating mystery treats. But it was only in relation to the illegality of it. I had to drive and if I got pulled over there would have been no way I could've feigned sobriety. But no worries, because bud makes you drive better.

quitting pot, on weed

you sir, are a shamen of lulz

i've come really close to getting busted a bunch of times. once a friend and i just narrowly escaped. i had just loaded a pipe in a parking lot near a california beach at around midnight. my friend was just about to hit it when i noticed for the first time a police car parked about 10 meters away in a shadowy, nebulous region. i expressed dismay and consternation, and we drove off with palpitating hearts and shrunken balls.

I grow my own so I never have to worry about cost anymore. As far as living the "lifestyle" I'm the exact opposite. I stick out like a sore thumb around stoners here, they're either straight hippies in their 20's or 60's or gang bangers. I like to believe I'm like that Manager of El Polo Loco in the show Breaking Bad..Transparency is EVERYTHING around my neighborhood, hell even my state. My examples being, I've been pulled over and busted with weed about 5 times now (all more than 3 ounces), however, I had all of those erased from the books due to my "look" and the fact that I plead guilty every time with no hesitation.

I also am against selling now. I feel that no matter what, I'm ripping you off, even if your money helped pay for my equipment. For how much a half eight looks like, its the most ridiculous amount of weed I could ever give someone for 20 bucks. If I'm hanging out with some peeps and someone asks me for a nug or two or I feel super generous, I'll just give them an eighth or a quarter. Hell, I grow so much, why not share when I have it. I don't have that stoner ego. I understand it can be hard to come by when broke, but it's not that hard to grow and more fun to share...

Heh, I'll jump back in here.

Weed prices are unafforable, Rock Lobster...50 for an eighth is the best deal I can manage. How long does THAT last....

Redbreegull, you've pretty much stated the underlying problem for me; it don't live anywhere that is my own so I always have to watch myself. I haven't gotten caught in the 5 or so years I've been smoking, although there were so close calls. I try to be as discreet as possible, or make friends with apts!

Order66, kinda interesting how people do seem to negate panic attacks stemming from weed, or at least minimize them. I've been smoking since I was 15 with no issue but then for some reason about 2 years ago I would get panic attacks most times I got high. It was horrible, weed is my hobby! Luckily I haven't had any in over a year, but even those freak outs didn't deter me. :smoke:

Redbreegull, you've pretty much stated the underlying problem for me; it don't live anywhere that is my own so I always have to watch myself. I haven't gotten caught in the 5 or so years I've been smoking, although there were so close calls. I try to be as discreet as possible, or make friends with apts!


I'm living at home now. Sometimes I smoke in my room with the window open and fan on at night. Parents have either never noticed or don't give a shit.

And when they kick in your front door......

they won't where i live. you don't know too much about marijuana laws do ya? we would be just small fish dude. they aren't going to spend tens of thousands of dollars on raiding someone's home with 3 plants. lol

i haven't smoked in close to two years. i only did it a handful of times a year, anyway. i hate that it makes me so sleepy. s'whatever.

It's funny, weed keeps me awake.

If you actually think you are getting stupider from smoking weed, you are probably a dumb fucker to begin with

haven't you read his posts

seriously ihaguitar is one of our more obscure numbskulls but he's a gibbering moron to be sure.

pot smoker 1: Oh man this weed is the kush!

Rock Lobster: Aaaaaactually, it's shiskaberry or whatever, and not kush.

pot smoker 1: *looks at him all confused*

Trotskilicious: JUST SMOKE IT YO.

haven't you read his posts

seriously ihaguitar is one of our more obscure numbskulls but he's a gibbering moron to be sure.

is he the one that hates muslims or is that russian iha

ihaguitar hates muslims and he says that it's a fact that the chinese can't drive

russian iha is the guy that's just up israel's ass like a hamster

I remember the one thing I hated while dealing was when I got random calls in the middle of the night from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of (Insert Name Here). And I didn't even know who the fuck that person was...Those were the worst feelings of dealing, was knowing you were just a pawn to some potheads. I also hated dealing with teenagers, especially the rich kids (as much as I upsold them everything) I mainly hated dealing with them because they were "Weed Connoisseurs", always snotty about the product and NEVER and I mean NEVER satisfied with anything I gave them. And then of course the people I loved dealing with (mainly the dudes who bought more than 2 ounces at once), I would drive out of my way, show up like a pizza delivery kid to their house and leave with an illegal smile on my face :smoke:

I remember the one thing I hated while dealing was when I got random calls in the middle of the night from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of (Insert Name Here). And I didn't even know who the fuck that person was...Those were the worst feelings of dealing, was knowing you were just a pawn to some potheads.

kind of like they were customers, huh

Well I know I was just providing a service but it made me feel like shit every day I did it. The difference between the kids and the adults was that I knew the adults and they watched me grow up, only years later to sell them some weed now and again. idk, I'm glad I just started growing and got out of dealing from within a ring. I hated going to MY dealers house to get 8 ounces to push and then realizing that he had a loaded gun on the table everytime with two guys "watching" the door...Too much shady shit here in New Mexico...

uh no dealer i've ever met even accepts phone calls from people they don't know

i got his number and called him and he did not answer, he texted back asking who it was, i said, he called me. I mean that's just prudent. Stringer Bell nawmeen?

Yeah I never answered that shit, my phone was just randomly blowing up in the middle of the night with either calls and voicemails or texts.

I would rarely call back and deal especially because I knew all they wanted was a half eight or some meth at like 4 in the morning.

I only dealt with Weed, X, Acid, and DMT.

man all i did was know a coke dealer and that's what happened to me all the time. HEY MAN CAN YOU CALL ANDY FOR ME DOG SRSLY WE WANT SOME WHIIIIITE at like 4am. I did coke a little bit but they were still blowing up my phone months later. I had to turn it off at night on the weekends.

i always have respect for hours with my dealer. I think that's why he delivers to me now, because I get home from work and he's just woken up and fresh and ready and he'll come over and drop off a bag and chit chat. And even with people pestering me post-bar close I won't call him because it would be shitty and he's usually so fucked up by then he can't even make coherent sentences.

I do have respect for coke dealers cause they really deal with a lot of shit.

I still deliver to a couple of people and we hang out, smoke, trip. It's an interesting relationship as a dealer/customer/friend bond. If you're getting home at like 3 in the morning and I know you need some, I'll fly by. You worked hard. As a dealer I lived by a weird code of "treating people the way you would want to be treated", I never met a dealer that delivered, I gave it a shot, I had fun sometimes doing so. In fact I just got a call 20 minutes ago from this girl in town. I'm probably going to go when she gets off of work at 3, most likely 4...

i respect a coke dealer as long as he's not on coke

Indeed and agreed.

Try selling acid on acid, then freaking out that you have 300 bucks in your pocket when you leave the party.

well my weed dealer likes pharmaceuticals which worries me and then my backup is just a plain ole alcoholic but there's something really dumb about coke dealers doing coke and i don't think you can even deal heroin if you're on it.

I just had a funny mental image of a heroin dealer selling on heroin. It would be like that house on Halloween that leaves the candy bowl out and uses the "honor system"..One heroin rock per person, leave cash under bowl.

my funny mental image is an overdose

lol that reminded me of this..

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Since we're talking about drugs here's my weed story. Last year a friend and I drove across the US. We just had two months here and then had to return to Saudi Arabia, so we tried to smoke as much as possible. We pick up some weed in Michigan from a small time dealer (a high school kid) and I am supposed to buy an ounce of chronic from him for $300. During the hand-off, I thought the buds looked a little sparse, but it was dark and I was nervous, so I just took the stuff and left. Later on, we discovered that he had sold us shit weed: the stuff which takes you ages just to glean a little from the sticks and seeds and then all you get is a faint buzz and a headache. I was furious, especially since my funds were limited and this was supposed to be my stash for the next month. He also sold me $200 dollars worth of pills that he claimed to be amphetamines; later on I found out that they did nothing other than make me sick for a week. So the next morning my brother and I storm into his room and confront him. I throw the weed at him, tell him he screwed us, and ask for the money. After arguing with him for a while, he returns the money but says the pills are legit. I buy this bullshit and we leave.

This summer I move back here to go to school. I start buying through a friend of my brothers and soon discover that the dealer he buys from is the dude who screwed my last year. I figure out the house he sells out of. It happens to be a ten minute walk away from where I'm staying. So I decide to keep a look out for any chance to plunder my foe and claim vengeance.

A few days ago I try to buy a little but my friend can't come through. So I walk over to the dealer's house on my own. As I get to his driveway, he pulls out and drives off, even though I try to wave him down. I seize this golden opportunity and dash into the garage. The door into the house is locked, as it was on a previous venture, but I notice a room at the back of the garage, whose door is open. I go into it and there is a unmistakable odor. It didn't take me long to find the sack with two ounces of prime chronic. A great treasure was mine!

On the way back from my victory I bump into my still unsuspecting foe. He asks me what I wanted, explaining he drove away because he didn't want the neighbors to notice us dealing. I lamely tell him that I don't need anything anymore, and he drives off. I quickly deposit my spoils in my household refuge and then head off to the forest with a nugg to get stoned (of course). On the way there my foe pulls up, not looking very pleased indeed. He asks me if I went into his house. I deny it. He says I was seen. I act puzzled. He is mad. He drives off. I proceed.

Now I have A LOT OF CHRONIC. I mean, a ton of weed. It's really good stuff too. I've been smoking myself into a stupor and listening to Sunn O))) a lot.

Two zips is a little less than a ton, bud