cheating

lying

stealing

applesauce

peter brady?

sexting because I AM insane, and when people fuck over a friend of mine, it's just as good as them fucking me over too - and I'll make them pay

so glad i don't have friends.

black socks with a brown belt

Stop

Can't stop

Lose

black socks with a brown belt

what if im wearing pants and no one can see my socks?

you tell me what happens when you sit down and your mismatched socks are bared for all to see!

but my shirts always cover my belt! most of the time. i just need my pants to stay up. i've been committing crimes against fashion for a while now, i think.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZPdMXcGcvN4/TXsA6qKXh9I/AAAAAAAABHI/Vf5CBcpKOmA/s1600/hilary-clinton-pantsuits_fa07.jpg

PANTSSUITSS

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qVb1_Z-qtz4/SLVN6L-yOoI/AAAAAAAAA0c/4XmfWSi-7EA/s400/pantsuit4.gif

but my shirts always cover my belt! most of the time. i just need my pants to stay up. i've been committing crimes against fashion for a while now, i think.guess it's different for men. usually gotta tuck, belt is thus quite visible

omg powerful woman must be evil hide from scary feminist she wants to cut my dick off

dance interpretively
listen to SP3
get off my fat ass
see things in perspective
grow the fuck up :/

omg powerful woman must be evil hide from scary feminist she wants to cut my dick off

http://www.cristyli.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hillary-Clinton-Demon-Photo.jpg

OMG IS SHE A CYBORG???

get fooled again

stop believing

come around here no more

i also won't vote.

http://www.anthonymcg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/meatloaf-things.jpg

i also won't vote.

YUUP.

You know, I fucking goddamn hate how shittily women dress in a professional environment. If you don't wear a pantsuit, you're a fucking piece of trash. I wear a fucking tie, put some effort into it you lazy skanks. FUCK.

own a cat. i fucking hate cats

fuck you. i love cats.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/18/129134290553776847.jpg

turn out like jackie from roseanne.
i wont

no moose sweaters

what if you turn out like roseanne from roseanne

I especially won't

black people

v. uncool

owning a pot belly pig would be baller.

turn out like jackie from roseanne.
i wont


Have you been compared to Jackie before?

i also won't vote.

do i even need to explain how self-indulgently stupid this sentiment is

do i have to explain how self-indulgently ignorant and myopic your statement is

more for gore or the son of a drug lord
none of the above
fuck it
cut the cord

you're all doing it wrong

sorry:

happy

Have you been compared to Jackie before?

She is my favorite character, so I've been the only one making the comparisons. :cool:

back down

Give in.

She is my favorite character, so I've been the only one making the comparisons. :cool:

roseanne and jackie and totally my mom and her sister. my mother being jackie harris.

do i have to explain how self-indulgently ignorant and myopic your statement is

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Wisconsin-counties-map.gif/350px-Wisconsin-counties-map.gif

or just listen to rage against the machine and be whiny

or if you just mean because you live in texas then fine whatever. but you always make it seem like you're making some grand statement by sitting on your ass and quoting zach de la rocha or whatever. i mean. come on now.

edit: but i really don't care to go into this again with you. which was why i was talking to slunken in the first place.

give you up
let you down

roseanne and jackie and totally my mom and her sister. my mother being jackie harris.

My friends and I over the years have all assigned each other a character....I'm usually Darlene or Jackie. :erm:


This show is boss, it really is.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Wisconsin-counties-map.gif/350px-Wisconsin-counties-map.gif

or just listen to rage against the machine and be whiny

or if you just mean because you live in texas then fine whatever. but you always make it seem like you're making some grand statement by sitting on your ass and quoting zach de la rocha or whatever. i mean. come on now.

edit: but i really don't care to go into this again with you. which was why i was talking to slunken in the first place.

uh the fundamental economic principles at work in this nation are what i disagree with so posting a map of wisconsin doesn't mean a fucking thing to me, neither do i think it's going to fundamentally change much of anything in the long run. If Wisconsin was ground zero of a Communist Revolution you'd have a point but it's mostly just union workers waving signs around and losing, I'm not sure what kind of awesome "reform" that's going to bring to America. On the scale of progress this kind of thing is incredibly small. If you're still under the delusion that your vote counts against the billions of dollars canditates get from corporate interests, you're just an inredbily naive fool that's going to keep playing around and acting like being a Democrat and Voting is going to Make a Difference. I think the worst part of it is your complete and total contempt for anyone who doesn't exactly think just like you: a spoiled, overprivileged, conservative, reaganist douchebag that would vote Republican if they were gay friendly.

seriously eulogy stop being a stupid asshole. i understand that you don't respect anything about my political views but stop acting like whatever the fuck you think is important is the only thing that's important for anyone and that you're actually "doing something" and I'm just "whining."

tl; dr

and fuck you're going to be a lawyer too

i mean how in bed are you with capitalism, and why should i fucking vote for your stupid "center-left" idiot party full of cash guzzling plutocrats? The fuck is wrong with you.

become a ventriloquist