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No pornos, this is a sfw zone. :cool:

Judging by what Wikipedia says, it looks like a bunch of retarded bullshit.

Now let's make this NSFW and try to figure out Buck Angel.

this is like jenkem right

Nnnoooo

I want to understand this Planet X thing, and why people in China saw two suns the other day but many seem to think it was either an optical illusion or Nibiru.

some old woman a few years back claims she saw some aliens. They put a machine in her head and so she started a website to discuss the aliens. When hales comet flew by she said it was a fake. That the real problem was Planet X, due date: 2012.
When it turned out to be a giant, you know, comet, she edited her shit and tried to play it cool.
Anyway, she reckongs Planet X is pretty big and when it comes past next year it'll fuck up our poles and we will all die.
No scientists or facts back up her claims. She gets this info through the communication device implanted by those aliens.

Pole Shifts are nothing to play games with.
They bother me, but for other reasons, not planet X ones, but the science ones.

Supposedly our system is a binary star system, planet x/niburu/ whatever is a brown dwarf coming back this way and in the process is throwing off the trajectory of shit flying towards us. its orbit is supposed to coincide with mass extinctions of the planet or something. the wise satellite may prove its existence in a year or so. Sorry, no charts.

china was just a trick of the light, swamp gas or planet venus. No other object has been misidentified as niburu more often than the planet Venus.

extraordinary claims

extraordinary evidence

thread over

Supposedly our system is a binary star system, planet x/niburu/ whatever is a brown dwarf coming back this way and in the process is throwing off the trajectory of shit flying towards us. its orbit is supposed to coincide with mass extinctions of the planet or something. the wise satellite may prove its existence in a year or so. Sorry, no charts.

china was just a trick of the light, swamp gas or planet venus. No other object has been misidentified as niburu more often than the planet Venus.

Thank you.

They always say it's swamp gas though!

it always is. except when its venus.

Supposedly our system is a binary star system, planet x/niburu/ whatever is a brown dwarf coming back this way and in the process is throwing off the trajectory of shit flying towards us. its orbit is supposed to coincide with mass extinctions of the planet or something. the wise satellite may prove its existence in a year or so. Sorry, no charts.

china was just a trick of the light, swamp gas or planet venus. No other object has been misidentified as niburu more often than the planet Venus.

No, I believe that's a different theory... That's the planet Nemesis that comes around every 12,000 years (or whatever it is) when there's the mass extinction on Earth...

Planet Niburu/Planet X is the planet in our Solar System that has the exact opposet rotation as the Earth, in that it is always on the other side of the Sun from us so we've never been able to see it. Alledgedly, that's where the aliens live, and they colonized us for mining gold because their hemisphere is made of gold instead of oxygen. :p

Read some Zecharia Sitchin, it's kind of a bastardization of his theories.

i just want to mention that nasa now has 360 degree images of the sun but i'm sure that's just a coverup/lie

No, I believe that's a different theory... That's the planet Nemesis that comes around every 12,000 years (or whatever it is) when there's the mass extinction on Earth...

Planet Niburu/Planet X is the planet in our Solar System that has the exact opposet rotation as the Earth, in that it is always on the other side of the Sun from us so we've never been able to see it. Alledgedly, that's where the aliens live, and they colonized us for mining gold because their hemisphere is made of gold instead of oxygen. :p

Read some Zecharia Sitchin, it's kind of a bastardization of his theories.

bullshit

Look it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_(Sitchin) and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_(hypothetical_star)

i just want to mention that nasa now has 360 degree images of the sun but i'm sure that's just a coverup/lie

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHICH SIDE IT IS

if anything Im mixing up tyche and nemesis, and tyche is listed in the planet x entry. So I'm gong to stick with what I said.

if anything Im mixing up tyche and nemesis, and tyche is listed in the planet x entry. So I'm gong to stick with what I said.

Ignorance is bliss.

it's a planet full of unicorns

and a perfectly functioning libertarian economy.

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Man I remember the first time I read Sitchen - my mind was blown. Then I learned what a fruit he is/was. The stuff about the winged flying discs in history is kind of cool though - even though he was totally liberal with all his translations.

And it's not that it has the opposite rotation as Earth - its that it's on its own rotational axis. Like if we're going from left to right this planet is going diagonal and it takes so many thousands of years to cross our path or something like. Soniclovenoise nailed it the best iirc.

I thought the theory was that Nemesis supposedly had a binary orbit...and Nibiru had an elliptical orbit.

and a perfectly functioning libertarian economy.

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Stomped.

ninja kill