Now those tweets I would have liked to read. Gloom, doom, drugs and Kate Moss.

Ah, techology, why must thou always be a step behind the cool Corgan.

Edit: Yes I'm living in the past. I'm expecting Corgan, shotgun in hand, any minute now.

He'd be going on about James and Jimmy and the white van and possibly how Darcy was interested in shoving a pineapple up his ass.

I'm still waiting for more clever Netphorians to come up with faux Billy 1996 tweets.

Come on Netphos, surely you have nothing better to do.

@ButchVig, @Flood im probly gonna go louder and even more metal next album so nobody will be able to produce it but me. THX N E WAY THO!! lol

im so big and famous ill never be unpopular

watch out for my new project "fairy" with manson & twigs, these cokeheads rule + i got to do a threesome with brian and jenna jameson

3:51 PM Feb 28th via web

think i have cancer found more hair in the shower this morning

sweaters r so lame never gonna wear 1 again

@JamesIha and i are gonna get drunk 2nite! BFF!

think i have cancer found more hair in the shower this morning

Ha ha ha!

Oh Netpho, you never dissapoint. Unlike, well, everything else. Mad props.

@jChamberlain, fuck you, not like we neeeeeed a drummer. Death in the family mixed wih a Norman Bates fascination... It will be a hit I tell ya. From now on, bail money can just be cashed by my dad.

today someone suggested I read the bible. I don't have time yet, so I'll put it off for a couple of years...but maybe it will really help my music!!

im so big and famous ill never be unpopular

unfortunately he still probably thinks this in 2010

watch out for my new project "fairy" with manson & twigs, these cokeheads rule + i got to do a threesome with brian and jenna jameson

3:51 PM Feb 28th via web

"fruity"

u fail

@courtneylove i'm almost done writing celebrity skin. you're my bff

@jamesiha next time we have sex i'm gonna pull out and blast on your tits

...every tour from now on in i'm gonna reward my fans by playing bullet and tonight tonight, oh how they'll love me!

"fruity"

u fail

I know, in manson's book it's referred as "fruity" but ever since I've always seen it as "fairy"

wasn't sure which one to go with

u mad?

@Flood, stay out of the bathroom I just saw James coming out of there.

@Natalie_Imbruglia, can I have my demo tape back?

@Gooch, 'bout time to cut that hair, no?

@KennyAronoff Any advice on where to great deals on wrap-around shades and cycling shirts?