hi guys! long time no see. where did we leave off last? ah yes, as i recall i had recently stolen my best friends stripper gf, lost my job, lost my house...after it got burglarized 4 times, lost my car, and all that jazz.

well i suppose that was basically rock bottom for my life. don't think it could have gotten any worse, so for those of you expecting to open this thread and read about how my life sucks even worse i sincerely apologize.

well i did end up getting the job at ups. it's alright. more money would be nice though. yes i'm still with the stripper...but she has since quit dancing and recently started working at the same dollar store where i banged 2 of the 3 chicks that worked there and was promptly fired soon after. although she works at a different location thankfully.
but the real news here is the reason WHY she quit dancing.
yes you guessed it...i done knocked her up. but i suppose i'll actually have to take care of this one seeing as she doesn't have a husband 2500 miles away to do that 4 me

cool story, bro

4 real tho im excited. should find out the sex wednesday. moving out this apartment and into a nice house in 2 weeks.

um...what else? i'm not on drugs. lol. oh wait...i wasn't b4 cuz i was looking for a job. idk...i'm kinda boring now.

cool story, bro

thanks! :)

so...what's been going on here? anyone die...or get aids...or get aids and die?

hi guys! long time no see. where did we leave off last? ah yes, as i recall i had recently stolen my best friends stripper gf, lost my job, lost my house...after it got burglarized 4 times, lost my car, and all that jazz.

well i suppose that was basically rock bottom for my life. don't think it could have gotten any worse, so for those of you expecting to open this thread and read about how my life sucks even worse i sincerely apologize.

well i did end up getting the job at ups. it's alright. more money would be nice though. yes i'm still with the stripper...but she has since quit dancing and recently started working at the same dollar store where i banged 2 of the 3 chicks that worked there and was promptly fired soon after. although she works at a different location thankfully.
but the real news here is the reason WHY she quit dancing.
yes you guessed it...i done knocked her up. but i suppose i'll actually have to take care of this one seeing as she doesn't have a husband 2500 miles away to do that 4 me

stripping

yeah you know what i meant. getting drunk/naked and grinding on sad old man wiener.

OH SNAP!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!!!!

ROCK BAND 3 COMES OUT IN 8 DAYS!!!!

What a sad tale.

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how come none of the people who should actually have children ever get pregnant or knock girls up

to spite anti-procreationists such as yourself, eulogy

It's just so.... counterproductive? Everyone from my high school that has a child/children should not have a child/children. None of the people I can see successfully raising children have any.

The system is flawed!

I have been wondering, is there a particular kind of Italian food that you like, silent1?

picks of your baby momma or gtfo

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yay! i win!

im honestly not a big fan of italian.


beefaroni?

Eulogy, what do you think about my lack of babies?

im honestly not a big fan of italian.


beefaroni?

you've changed, man.

I'll make babies with you, Eulogy. We'll run this town.

Amazing how hypocritically judgmental Eulogy is.

Amazing how hypocritically judgmental Eulogy is.

what's hypocritical about recognizing that some people are/would be better at raising children than others

be sure to note i'm not in favor of legally barring people from having children

what's hypocritical about recognizing that some people are/would be better at raising children than others

BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT

(I guess)

He's not being hypocritical but he is being judgmental. But aren't we all

let me also clarify and say i could not raise a child at this point in my life either.

HELLO SILENT1 !!!!!

Eulogy, what do you think about my lack of babies?

You make up for it by your wealth of puppies.

Eulogy, what do you think about my lack of babies?

not much. i bet you'd be good at it though.

You make up for it by your wealth of puppies.

god I cant even afford to take care of my 30lb dog. I really think obama should reform the animal health insurance industry so they arent allowed to deny my dog due to any preexisting conditions.

He's not being hypocritical but he is being judgmental. But aren't we all

It's judgment that defeats us.

judgment is an important tool

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raise your child well, silent_1. read him stories. what he will become is almost entirely in your hands.

He's not being hypocritical but he is being judgmental. But aren't we all

No he is being hypocritical; because he loves slapping other people and decrying everyone else in the world for being judgmental.

No he is being hypocritical; because he loves slapping other people and decrying everyone else in the world for being judgmental.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Rider, you're a very dumb person.

useless semicolon too. way to go.

Yeah it's totes a subordinate clause.

but..

DO YOU STILL LIKE PIZZA?

LOL @ JOERI I DIDN'T SEE THAT YOU ASKED THAT. HE TOTALLY FAILED MISERABLY.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Rider, you're a very dumb person.

See again with the whole bitchy judgmental thing. You have such a warped vision of yourself.

he's catholic, let him be.

but in catholicism, faggotry is (supposedly) banned! =O

That's why about 75% of the priests in the Vatican are gay, right?

i thought they were molestors, that doesn't make them gay you FUCKING NAZI

See again with the whole bitchy judgmental thing. You have such a warped vision of yourself.

My issue was with the supposed (but nonexistent) hypocrisy.

Are you a retard?

I think Rider is one of the worst netphorians of all time. Not entertainingly awful in any noteworthy sense though. He's like sand in your shoe. That's Rider.

i thought they were molestors, that doesn't make them gay you FUCKING NAZI

Nah, there are no kids in the Vatican, you know. They have to import choir boys to fuck them.

I'm still amazed at the fact that they voted down a one-strike-and-you're-out pedophilia policy...

the worst part of that whole thing was the way they declared the possibility of women entering the priesthood was just as dangerous and evil. lol. what a shitty organization.

wheres nimrod to defend his beloved religion

he never talks about it. probably because he's embarrassed. one time i asked him if he thought he was literally eating jesus but he didn't respond. : /

when eulogy cant understand something, he turns to the "you are so stupid" word collection

when eulogy cant understand something, he turns to the "you are so stupid" word collection

there is nothing i'm not understanding. i'm guessing he thinks i'm being hypocritical because i don't appreciate people making judgments about individuals they don't actually know based on stereotypical characteristics of groups of people. i've never once criticized anyone for judging an individual. but you're kinda stupid too so whatever.

you think you're better than everyone. actually every person thinks their better than everybody else, but the difference with you is that you go about flaunting it around and get confused when somebody calls you out on it, which makes that person stupid

speak for yourself, sam indianman. i, for one, know that everyone else is better than me. what say you?

give or take then

literally eating jesus

i started to look up the modern catholic phrasing of this so i could play devil's advocate in this thread and it reminded me too much of being back in theology again


thank god i am done with theology classes

a theology class is probably about as edifying as a logic class, though

you think you're better than everyone. actually every person thinks their better than everybody else, but the difference with you is that you go about flaunting it around and get confused when somebody calls you out on it, which makes that person stupid

there is no confusion.

sam redman gets really angry about this stuff because practically everyone is his better

Nah, there are no kids in the Vatican, you know. They have to import choir boys to fuck them.

molesting boys is not a homosexual tendency is what i'm trying to get at. it's a abnormal tendency that must be fostered and coddled by the Catholic Church for generations now, it's the only explanation for how widespread it is. Who knows how many children have been molested by the church over the centuries. It is possibly the most horrific crime against humanity that has ever been perpetuated.

I'm still amazed at the fact that they voted down a one-strike-and-you're-out pedophilia policy...

I'm not at all.

sam redman gets really angry about this stuff because practically everyone is his better

better at being a waste of this planets beauty, i can't wait until 100% of human beings are gone

and the rest of us can't wait till 100% of samuel redmen are gone

i can't wait either

molesting boys is not a homosexual tendency is what i'm trying to get at.

Doesn't that go without saying?

Sorry, for a moment there I forgot where I was posting - of course it doesn't.

that's not what you said

you said 70% of them are homosexuals, i think they're all child molestors.

Well, I found the homosexuality statistic more entertaining.

quantum mechanics proves free will.

there is nothing i'm not understanding. i'm guessing he thinks i'm being hypocritical because i don't appreciate people making judgments about individuals they don't actually know based on stereotypical characteristics of groups of people. i've never once criticized anyone for judging an individual. but you're kinda stupid too so whatever.

"how come none of the people who should actually have children ever get pregnant or knock girls up"

Who is the individual you are criticizing in that statement? Seems you don't even know how to read your own posts. Sure looks like a "judgment about individuals they don't actually know based on stereotypical characteristics of groups of people."

Well, I found the homosexuality statistic more entertaining.

how can that possibly be based on any real data

It probably isn't.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/24/catholic-church-gay-priests-exposed

man i hate the church

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That makes me wince

for real.

anyway i suppose i've kept you waiting long enough.


I LIKE PIZZA!!!!

also...


i have eight watches...


...none of them are fake.


5 days til rock band 3.


be nice to eulogy guys, he's been trying to bring me down for years. i almost feel bad for him at this point. netphoria is all he has left. ;)

be nice to eulogy guys, he's been trying to bring me down for years. i almost feel bad for him at this point. netphoria is all he has left. ;)

nothing about this makes any sense

So, silent1, how many kids have you fathered already? With how many different women?

you're not high class asshole, it doesn't exist

well hello silent 1 ... sometimes life being "boring" is the best thing to happen.
did you find out if it's a boy or a girl? which are you/were you hoping for? be honest don't say "as long as it's healthy."