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instead of "yo" can you say "COCK A DOODLE DOO"? I would laugh and subsequently not miss ella. Enjoy me. I am here now, you don't need paster pester posters.

troll please! u don't tell me how 2 post my life.

Yes I do :) You just don't listen

terrible.

this is true

plz dont make me cry, guys

i'll try my best

*nods*

cool


who's ella? any regale-worthy stories?

someone probably has some good quotes to post but i am not that gay

someone probably has some good quotes to post but i am not that gay

tragic lol?

the years burn

oh OH oh...

I don't have anything against ilikeplanets except that she cannot restrain herself from making 30 posts a day

ella was a real person i still don't know if ilikeplanets is

i guess i should specify that i meant this thread in the sense that you didn't think it could get worse.

i mean, she could actually be a real person and then start saying all this intensely retarded babble because she did drugs once and that would be priceless but i think it's nihilist or someone.

you mean ilikeplanets? i assumed it was rub_the_y or w/e the oboard troll queen called herself back for another round of fun

ella was a real person i still don't know if ilikeplanets is

I am...how else could you make me so hot? WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME??:cry: And no I really can't restrain myself from posting this much. Sorry..it is too fun for me. I will be the first to reach one million!

you mean ilikeplanets? i assumed it was rub_the_y or w/e the oboard troll queen called herself back for another round of fun

oh right but that's easy.

bumface

will you be live-posting your wedding?

....how do I know you are real? post a pic of yourselves and i will do it too

i don'tknow who floppy nono is but he's definitely a troll

12,479 posts later and i think the verdict is already in on if i'm a troll sweetheart


edit: lol yeah

by the way i thought the board was getting better then ilikeplanets came along and everyone left. i think we need to ban plz.

ella was so much worse than ilikeplanets

STARE INTO MY BUTTHOLE

whats with all the weird chicks appearing for a month and then disappearing, leaving everybody puzzled? ella, laradelocke, reprise 95... you name em

by the way i thought the board was getting better then ilikeplanets came along and everyone left. i think we need to ban plz.

don't worry, i'm sure they'll all be back once the automated "come back to netphoria" emails are sent out in a few months again.

whats with all the weird chicks appearing for a month and then disappearing, leaving everybody puzzled? ella, laradelocke, reprise 95... you name em

because some girls do the internet between boyfriends

they tend to be desperate for attention

Actually the ladies surely leave because you are complete woman repellents...

And I'm guessing too ugly to post those pictures

yup

do you rly think i don't exist...?

do you rly think we rly think u don't exist...?

;)

another quality post brought to you by ilikeplanets

seriously guys have you read your posts from 2003 or whatever? we were all just as bad once, maybe worse. give her a chance for christs sake

No way man I was genius from day fucking one.

if someone gave us a chance in 2003 we'd still be making them.

actually you know 2003 isn't even when i started, that was three years in and i was at the height of being a douchebag on the internets

i think i joined in 04 but no one care :(

I doubt the entire website teamed up on you from day one...you would've run away petrified

actually you know 2003 isn't even when i started, that was three years in and i was at the height of being a douchebag on the internets
just when you think you couldn't be more of a douchebag

i kid, i kid

yeah i honestly can't even remember individual years on this thing

I doubt the entire website teamed up on you from day one...you would've run away petrified

actually lucas and clint were trolling me for a while

I doubt the entire website teamed up on you from day one...you would've run away petrified

just wait till some lawyer in training makes a troll of you!

i came from a mb full of trolls called anti-social.com

they banned me when i made fun of them for being anti-social (?) so i came here and was mean to people that's about it

I doubt the entire website teamed up on you from day one...you would've run away petrified
thats why people start on the sp board and slowly fight their way forward

maybe the problem is that the sp board isnt mean enough anymore to toughen up people before they post in gen chat. im afraid to go there so i dont know

maybe the problem is the only people left here are the ones with nothing better to do

i have a lot of better things to do, i'm just addicted

well then go fuck urself

Do I seem afraid to post here? I worked my way up to owning in a week :p I don't need no toughening up, I'm steel. And bored.

You losers are just too lame to admit that you don't hate me

i do not see any benefits to an alliance with you

then you, sir, are blind

I OFFERED TO LET YOU THROW RICE AT ME!!!!! How is that not good enough?

there are better uses for rice than you

and frankly, should i want to throw rice at you i don't think you could stop me because it's fucking rice and afaik u don't have access to shielding technology.

no, not shielding....but I can teleport. And I would choose not to if you were the one throwing the rice. Only you, though...

choose not to teleport? i don't understand, are you a glutton for punishment or something? i guess that explains why you are still posting here though..

Yeah what can I say? I will be the lightning rod for your hatred!

i don't hate you i just think you are a troll

I think you are an ogre <3

it wouldn't be the first time someone has come to that conclusion

And I have now become permanently attached to you. Forever. You are my one and only, don't let me down! :blush:

i feel like your theoretical fiance will complicate that

awww wanna talk about it? I'll listen to your problems, not call them retarded like you did to mine! O.o

it's not a problem and even if it was i think it ranks higher than fears of sneezing.

don't be afraid of theories, that would be regressive

Nothing ranks higher than a fear of sneezing. In fact, I'm shaking just thinking about it!

r u like 12 or sthg?

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it's the same person who pretended to be someone else, then faked her death. then pretended to be a 40 something year old man with children. idk. I guess this is the new normal for internet people.

by the way i thought the board was getting better then ilikeplanets came along and everyone left. i think we need to ban plz.

Seems like ilikeplanets showed up and then a whole bunch of little annoying trolls showed up so now everyone is leaving again. I know I''ll be taking off again soon.

it's the same person who pretended to be someone else, then faked her death. then pretended to be a 40 something year old man with children. idk. I guess this is the new normal for internet people.
...because I AM insane, and when people fuck over a friend of mine, it's just as good as them fucking me over too - and I'll make them pay

jesus. the only thing worse than ilikeplanets is apparently ilikeplanets engaging floppynono.

hehehe

even im posting less

would you post more if ilikeplanets went away, hnibos?

i just dont want to visit this board that much with her shit clogging up every thread

i knew it

...because I AM insane, and when people fuck over a friend of mine, it's just as good as them fucking me over too - and I'll make them pay
oh god. could you please send me a txt file with all of these

stripcreator : SeanCasey : i buy into the punk mindset (http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/SeanCasey/409117)

New active person shows up
Everyone attack new person
Complain that Netphoria is dead

yeah i mean.

He's right ya know.
About the ox?
ABOUT EVERYTHING!

I'd like to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on Ella.

"Oh, you're choking? Here, let me be of assistance!"

*unzips*

You complain and yet feel the need to open and respond to every thread....wow what crazy internet people...

You were all too late for the joy of this conversation anyway..it was past yer bedtimes and now it is the morrow.

it's the whatnow?

New active person shows up
Everyone attack new person
Complain that Netphoria is dead

Yeah because activity level is the most important thing about a new poster.

The station was a wretched place half built and wholly unroofed; the four boys, an exceedingly rough set, ate standing, and neither paper nor pencil was known amongst them. Our animals, however, found good water in a rivulet from the neighboring hills and the promise of a plentiful feed on the morrow. Whilst the humans, observing that a beef had been freshly killed supped upon an excellent steak. The warm wind was a pleasant contrast to the usual frost but as it came from the south all the weather-wise predicted that rain would result. We slept however without such accident, under the haystack, and heard the loud howling of the wolves, which are said to be larger on these hills than elsewhere

whats with all the weird chicks appearing for a month and then disappearing, leaving everybody puzzled? ella, laradelocke, reprise 95... you name em

hey now, reprise was a goldmine of kidnap/child rape stories

stripcreator : SeanCasey : i buy into the punk mindset (http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/SeanCasey/409117)

what i love about casey's cartoons is they're all true.

stripcreator : SeanCasey : Netphorian Girls Gone Wild Vol. 3 (http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/SeanCasey/228377)

stripcreator : SeanCasey : mirrar quit netphoria (http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/SeanCasey/409118)

Yeah because activity level is the most important thing about a new poster.

THEY'RE. ALL. BAD.

oh god. could you please send me a txt file with all of these

unfortunately i keep them all up here

/taps head

STARE INTO MY BUTTHOLE

prime example of why that raucous whore will not be missed

i know! that phrase was so profoundly embarrassing it burned itself into my memory forever

mirrar quit netphoria

oh god. could you please send me a txt file with all of these

me too... I'll enjoy looking back on the old days.

i find this an odd category to be placed in. anyway i still read the board once in a while, obviously i dont post pretty much at all. times have changed