View Full Version : Most pathetic album and/or song title


ilikeplanets
10-02-2010, 02:14 PM
I know some of them are pretty shameful...which do you think is most cringe-worthy? For some reason I can never say "The Crying Tree of Mercury" which a straight face...it's very fruity :D

Astur
10-02-2010, 02:17 PM
ilikeplanets

russian iha
10-02-2010, 02:23 PM
TCToM is great.

iPumpkin
10-02-2010, 02:25 PM
jesus needs a hit

Panthalassa
10-02-2010, 02:57 PM
Jesus Loves His Babies
Jesus Is the Sun
On Yesterday

ilikeplanets
10-02-2010, 02:58 PM
hahaha on yesterday

samuel redman
10-02-2010, 03:57 PM
The Crying Tree of Mercury is amazing, fuck you

Ihaguitar
10-02-2010, 07:50 PM
Again, Again, Again (The Crux)
Jesus Loves His Babies
Jesus Is the Sun
Jesus Needs a Shit
Spangled

Catherine Wheel
10-02-2010, 08:43 PM
For some reason I like Jesus is the Sun. It's typically quirky and weird like a lot of Corgan's song titles. It's kind of a weird metaphor if that was what he was going for.

Shallowed
10-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Jesus Loves His Babies is a good title in the context of the song, because it's a sort of silly song anyway, the song rocks and doesn't sound like a lame preachy song.

My picks:
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
(Come On) Let's Go!
Baby Let's Rock!
Yeah!

applepwnz
10-02-2010, 10:26 PM
Purrsnickety, the name of that song always makes me cringe for some reason

pale_princess
10-03-2010, 08:17 PM
jesus needs a hit really takes the cake.

killtrocity
10-03-2010, 09:18 PM
Jews In the Shower

rudi
10-04-2010, 11:23 AM
I actually think "Spangled" sounds retarded. And Pretty Pretty Star is the gayest phrase to ever come from Billy's brain, even if the actual music therein makes "Spangled" look juvenile.

aldango
10-04-2010, 12:50 PM
starz

Reyngel
10-04-2010, 01:52 PM
Pretty, Pretty Star

Baby Let's Rock!

Yeah!

(Come On) Let's Go!

Ride a Black Swan



F.O.L.

Cash Car Star

El Sol

G.L.O.W.

Heartsong

Jesus Needs a Hit

Neverlost

arCHI
10-04-2010, 02:02 PM
^ agree, except el sol. the name isnt that dumb... just the lyrics.

Cade McNown
10-04-2010, 02:27 PM
(CO)LG!
Baby Let's Rock

nothing new I guess but those are all that stand out as HORRIBLE to me

New Art Rioter
10-04-2010, 02:39 PM
Chicks Just Get In The Way
Jesus Needs A Hit
Sorrows (In Blue)

anything with an exclamation mark or a 'Z' instead of an S

Purr Snickety is fantastic in every single way

redbull
10-04-2010, 03:17 PM
anything with an exclamation mark or a 'Z' instead of an S
<sflkj>

aztec litany service
10-04-2010, 04:10 PM
zeitgeist :rolleyes:

D.
10-04-2010, 08:11 PM
7 Shades of Black
The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning
Behold! the Night Mare
Bleeding the Orchid
Blue Skies Bring Tears
Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Chewing Gum
Corsage in Flames
The Crying Tree of Mercury
Death Boogie
Disco King
Dummy Tum Tummy
The End Is the Beginning Is the End
The Everlasting Gaze
Germans in Leather Pants
Glamey Glamay
Hell Bent for Hell
In the Arms of Sheep
I of the Mourning
Make It Fungus
Me Rock You Snow
Pretty Pretty STAR
Samurai Mike
Set the Ray to Jerry
Starz
Zen Baby

AveryLoren
10-04-2010, 09:14 PM
The Thinning Veil of Autumn

soniclovenoize
10-04-2010, 09:28 PM
7 Shades of Black
The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning
Behold! the Night Mare
Bleeding the Orchid
Blue Skies Bring Tears
Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Chewing Gum
Corsage in Flames
The Crying Tree of Mercury
Death Boogie
Disco King
Dummy Tum Tummy
The End Is the Beginning Is the End
The Everlasting Gaze
Germans in Leather Pants
Glamey Glamay
Hell Bent for Hell
In the Arms of Sheep
I of the Mourning
Make It Fungus
Me Rock You Snow
Pretty Pretty STAR
Samurai Mike
Set the Ray to Jerry
Starz
Zen Baby

So... Did you find your trip to spfc.org enjoyable?

ilikeplanets
10-04-2010, 11:54 PM
So... Did you find your trip to spfc.org enjoyable?

:rofl: Who could? But they do have a point....those are some craaaaazy names. There's this one song by HHLL called "Inhalant Abuse is Illegal and Can Cause Serious Injury or Even Death." That's a bit crazier... I think they also have one called "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready." Haha breakdown bands make me smile.

slunken
10-04-2010, 11:59 PM
1. spfc is great.
2. it's breakbeat

Rocket Launcher
10-05-2010, 05:49 AM
that hitler greeting, obviously..also had that stupid hipster "z"

soniclovenoize
10-05-2010, 06:48 AM
I found you're mother enjoyable.

She didn't say the same about you. :(

ilikeplanets
10-05-2010, 11:31 AM
1. spfc is great.
2. it's breakbeat

wrong

Springbridge
10-05-2010, 11:12 PM
Blue Skies Bring Tears sounds pretty lame and emo. (only the title though)

ilikeplanets
10-05-2010, 11:14 PM
The last minute and a half of BSBT really bugs...B0lly's fucking voice shouting at you and shit

sniffingchimp
10-11-2010, 07:23 AM
^ agree, except el sol. the name isnt that dumb... just the lyrics.

I actually like El Sol.

BillyWasMyFirst
10-14-2010, 12:58 PM
I agree. I was disappointed to see Billy giving into this crap. What would '93 Billy Corgan think of today's Billy?

yoshinobu's revenge
10-15-2010, 09:09 PM
Pretty, Pretty Star

Baby Let's Rock!

Yeah!

(Come On) Let's Go!

Ride a Black Swan

F.O.L.

Cash Car Star

El Sol

G.L.O.W.

Heartsong

Jesus Needs a Hit

Neverlost

Best list here, though I have no problem with El Sol or Ride a Black Swan, and I don't mind Heartsong and Neverlost.

Jesus Needs a Hit takes the cake though.