his name is brandon.

"hey guys, is it okay if i put up this eminem poster on my door? he's making this pose kind of like this *poses* i don't really like eminem but i like the poster... i don't like the poster the guy next to me put on his door but it's okay, because it's his door and he can put anything he wants on it. i just wanted to ask you guys because you'll have to look at it all the time."

"there are so many fowers on this campus. my room? it's full of flowers. i don't have anything to put them in so i let them roam free. i think that's what makes them so beautiful."

i remember my dorm room. i had a mary-kate and ashely olsen poster on my wall. this was in 2002. that is probably a little creepy. :erm:

dissappointing, sam

he just has flowers strewn all over his room? they'll die pretty fast.

Guatemala's president says President Obama phoned him to apologize for a 1940s study that purposely infected people in Guatemala with sexually transmitted diseases.

i wonder how this conversation went.

Guatemala's president says President Obama phoned him to apologize for a 1940s study that purposely infected people in Guatemala with sexually transmitted diseases.

i wonder how this conversation went.

probably similar to the one with my ex-girlfriend who i had roll in the hay in with when she was home visiting last summer when she told me that she had chlamydia. except that was through instant messaging, so actually it probably wasn't very similar at all.
:o

did you just tell netphoria you have chlamydia

we've all had a scare, no? :)

I predict marathons of Quantum Leap in your future.

did you tell him no to the eminem poster

i think eminnem smokes weed so probably no

man i love weed

...and I love Enimem

lets smoke weed and listen to marshal mathers lp

and learn.

get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

his name is brandon.

"hey guys, is it okay if i put up this eminem poster on my door? he's making this pose kind of like this *poses* i don't really like eminem but i like the poster... i don't like the poster the guy next to me put on his door but it's okay, because it's his door and he can put anything he wants on it. i just wanted to ask you guys because you'll have to look at it all the time."

"there are so many fowers on this campus. my room? it's full of flowers. i don't have anything to put them in so i let them roam free. i think that's what makes them so beautiful."

I'm pretty sure this scene leads to GAYBUTTSEX

s his d

is it this poster?

http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eminem2.jpg

my girlfriend went into his room earlier. he tapes everything to the wall with blue painting tape. lots of pictures of lord of the rings characters, especially arwen, because although the movie allots her a sword, she doesn't need one to be powerful. he's a really big feminist and he loves women with swords, especially joan of arc. he believes in all religions so he has statues of all the deities he can find. he also believes in evil, so he reads the prince occasionally.

apparently he's really excited to decorate.

he must smoke you out pretty good, huh?

that dude needs weed and beer actually

i can't make fun of the girls with swords thing because i think gun girls are HOT

I will fuck any girl that religiously watches The Cutlery Corner. Fact.

i like warrior chicks in general but arwyn is bullshit. how come all the fags love her and not the chick that stabbed that nigga in the face? I like her.

I wonder if he read Christine O'Donnell's essay.

ripley ftw

my girlfriend
Yeah right.

i never really decorated my room/apt. what does that say

says you're transient and don't feel as if any place is home

and you hate yourself

suhweet

Did someone say something about some weed? Cuz I got that zombie shit yo

Yeah right.

i've posted pics. everyone thought she was a lesbian because she had no hair and was holding a goat.

tell me more about this enimem poster

is it this one?

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Eminem-point-l-poster.jpg

i call this one "shady"

del

i'll take a pic once i get back on campus, my computer died this morning and i had to go home to get a new hard drive. worth it for the method of affixation.

And here I was thinking we were finally done with Eminem.

i must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mo again.

did you guys say you didn't like the smell? because i know that my room is kind of emanating these herbal smells... i actually have a whole drawer full of herbs, i'm trying to be a shaman so i'm trying to figure out how all of the fauna work together and everything. do you guys want the door closed? maybe you're doing some cuddling? yeah, goodnight guys.

Did someone say something about some weed? Cuz I got that zombie shit yo
I want I want

man i love weed

No reason to read this further...:smoke:

:smoke: umm I want :cry::cry::cry::cry:

:smoke: umm I want :cry::cry::cry::cry:

I have this strange feeling you will get some....

did you guys say you didn't like the smell? because i know that my room is kind of emanating these herbal smells... i actually have a whole drawer full of herbs, i'm trying to be a shaman so i'm trying to figure out how all of the fauna work together and everything. do you guys want the door closed? maybe you're doing some cuddling? yeah, goodnight guys.

is that you talking because i think it could be

its funny here at the moment because "worst thread ever" gets beaten every single day

my girlfriend went into his room earlier.


28ifkneelingnearpigs.jpg

man 28if your life must be so shit.
Some dude wants to put up a poster and decorates his room with lord of the rings and blue tape and you're all, 'THIS NIGGA BE CRAZY!! EVERYONE JUST BACK THE FUCK UP!!'

He seems pretty cool. I'd hang out with that guy.
and his shaman herbs!

do you guys want the door closed? maybe you're doing some cuddling? yeah, goodnight guys.

haha. you got pwned by a shaman who thinks herbs are part of fauna.

i've posted pics. everyone thought she was a lesbian because she had no hair and was holding a goat.

Tell me more about the goat.

man 28if your life must be so shit.
Some dude wants to put up a poster and decorates his room with lord of the rings and blue tape and you're all, 'THIS NIGGA BE CRAZY!! EVERYONE JUST BACK THE FUCK UP!!'

He seems pretty cool. I'd hang out with that guy.
and his shaman herbs!

i never said i didn't like him, guy's awesome. just posting for the lols. apparently he's down to get fucked up, i would have this weekend but i had to go home. he acts kind of manic actually. i had a bipolar aunt who was pretty similar when she was up.

Gimme some god damn weed....alls i have is pills and beer >.<

today i was going out as he was coming back with a fresh crop of flowers, he has two dresser drawers FULL of foliage.

hey guys did you know ilikeplanets is into drugs???

his favorite movie is the last unicorn. i heard he is schitzophrenic and is prone to violent fits.

hey guys did you know ilikeplanets is into drugs???

I will share with you, my love:love:

"big boobs are so nineties. today, it's all about big dicks."

DAMMIT I WANT A PIC OF THE ENEMEM POSTER

so i'm friends with this guy now. he likes to listen to his headphones with a sheet over his head and sing on the balcony while pacing around.

so i'm friends with this guy now. he likes to listen to his headphones with a sheet over his head and sing on the balcony while pacing around.

Please film this.

this guy sounds like a total attention whore

last night there was a huge ruckus upstairs. first it was like angry shouting/fighting then physical fighting and more shouting

then it turned into some guy yelling on and on about something. it was hard to tell who he was yelling at but eventually he started bawling too and it was clear it was some kind of relationship bullshit

i wish i could have made out the words but it was too muffled. i think it was a gay dude relationship thing because he was talking about how "ur not sposed to be going online and looking at other IDIOTS" and the only replies i heard were a guys voice

went from like 1 am to 3 when i fell asleep

:apopcorn:

got some pics, sorry for the awful quality i was afraid he'd catch me taking them from the peephole and not want to be my friend anymore

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs094.snc4/36050_1443329123056_1227930131_31056241_5916946_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs944.snc4/73792_1443329323061_1227930131_31056242_2687339_n. jpg

a leaf fell from under his door. i'll try to get a picture of the inside at some point, it's like a fucking forest in there man.

Why are there CDs on his Eminem poster?

american college dorm style

Ew.

no, he just put those there. one is a "snatch" dvd and the other is a blank cd with his name written on it in some sort of gooey black stuff.

fuckin kewl man

got some pics, sorry for the awful quality i was afraid he'd catch me taking them from the peephole and not want to be my friend anymore

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs094.snc4/36050_1443329123056_1227930131_31056241_5916946_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs944.snc4/73792_1443329323061_1227930131_31056242_2687339_n. jpg

a leaf fell from under his door. i'll try to get a picture of the inside at some point, it's like a fucking forest in there man.


HAHA! AWESOME!

OH LORD A GUY ACROSS THE HALL HAS AN EMINIEM POSTER I WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE WITH SUCH DIFFERENT TASTES THAN ME IN MY LIFE


Fucking idiot.

Did u even look at the picture? Clearly that dude is bad at everything.

he's pretty smart actually, just kind of crazy. we're friends now :)

OH LORD A GUY ACROSS THE HALL HAS AN EMINIEM POSTER I WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE WITH SUCH DIFFERENT TASTES THAN ME IN MY LIFE


Fucking idiot.

I think not reading the thread before you post is a good metaphor for your whole life

woah woah woah i never said he wasn't smart. but by looking at his door i'm not thinking "unparalleled genius" that's for sure.

yeah he probably thinks he is though

got some pics, sorry for the awful quality i was afraid he'd catch me taking them from the peephole and not want to be my friend anymore

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs094.snc4/36050_1443329123056_1227930131_31056241_5916946_n. jpg

poor form on the masking tape

one diagonal piece on each corner would have done just fine

that's painter's tape turdbox

poor form on the masking tape

one diagonal piece on each corner would have done just fine

yes but he attacked the poster with tape such as eminem attacks microphone. horribly.

that's painter's tape turdbox

and what do painters use tape for? to mask off areas where paint is unwanted.

but you're both wrong it's artist's tape.

that comes from the mistaken view that painters are artists