share if you got one

I shove it up my asshole and projectile fire it at a dartboard with a picture of Billy's head on it.

Its right next to my oracle.

What a bunch of fuckin' losers. You people suck.

Let's just say my anus still hurts...

I stare into it's mysteries and ponder all of Stephen Hawking's announcements concerning God.

I don't see how a man could masturbate with an obelisk. I can see a how a woman would be able to do that. But most of the people who are going to reply to this are men.

frottage, my friend

ah ok. well in that case maybe so

Yep. They're using it as an implement to touch their G-spot.

What, finding Billy Corgan to shove that obelisk right up his ass with his crappy EP isn't on the list?!?

Everyone should send them to a centralized location where they can be glued together to form the world's biggest dildo

it's my inception personal test token