View Full Version : What did you do with your obelisk?

09-04-2010, 04:55 AM
share if you got one

09-04-2010, 05:34 AM
I shove it up my asshole and projectile fire it at a dartboard with a picture of Billy's head on it.

09-04-2010, 06:22 AM
Its right next to my oracle.

09-04-2010, 07:59 AM
What a bunch of fuckin' losers. You people suck.

09-04-2010, 08:05 AM
Let's just say my anus still hurts...

09-04-2010, 08:44 AM
I stare into it's mysteries and ponder all of Stephen Hawking's announcements concerning God.

Catherine Wheel
09-04-2010, 10:02 AM
I don't see how a man could masturbate with an obelisk. I can see a how a woman would be able to do that. But most of the people who are going to reply to this are men.

09-04-2010, 10:09 AM
frottage, my friend

Catherine Wheel
09-04-2010, 10:13 AM
ah ok. well in that case maybe so

09-04-2010, 09:21 PM
Yep. They're using it as an implement to touch their G-spot.

09-04-2010, 10:37 PM
What, finding Billy Corgan to shove that obelisk right up his ass with his crappy EP isn't on the list?!?

09-04-2010, 11:09 PM
Everyone should send them to a centralized location where they can be glued together to form the world's biggest dildo

09-05-2010, 03:22 PM
it's my inception personal test token