View Full Version : if there was one netphorian you could meet, who would it be?


hnibos
07-16-2010, 09:49 AM
The Omega Concern

Caine Walker
07-16-2010, 09:59 AM
skipgo.

Kahlo
07-16-2010, 10:01 AM
Haven't you already met Skipgo?

I'd like to meet Starla to see what she is like in real life. I can't quite get a handle on her.

Caine Walker
07-16-2010, 10:16 AM
i talk to her pretty regularly, but never have never met her. :(

Kahlo
07-16-2010, 10:17 AM
Same, although not spoke to her in a while :( She seems like good people apart from being a home wrecking mad art lesbian ;)

Order 66
07-16-2010, 10:38 AM
Probably one of the folks I've known for awhile but never got around to meeting. Like whatcolor or something

LunchWithBilly
07-16-2010, 10:45 AM
Mine would definately be "CoolAsIceCream".. I just need to break his fingers so he can't post here anymore.. oh and "Kahlo" as well.. he just needs to be kicked in the nuts :)

Sonic Johnny
07-16-2010, 10:53 AM
funny answer: flpntu

honest answer: bonnie :blush:

realistic answer: Mo, this December at All Tomorrow's Parties

stripes
07-16-2010, 10:54 AM
The one with the highest post count, and the one with the lowest post count

Nimrod's Son
07-16-2010, 11:25 AM
choobiewoobie

Geek USA
07-16-2010, 11:26 AM
DeviousJ


LEEEEEEEEEE COME MEEEEET MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Order 66
07-16-2010, 11:40 AM
choobiewoobie

zombiepalooza apocolypse aint till 2012 yo

choobie's expectedly going to bring the papers, aspecialkid is coming with the reef. we just need to bring the beer and we should be set. should be a good show, amy winehouse is playing

cocksure
07-16-2010, 11:59 AM
smashingjj seems like the one i'd get along with best

The Jesus
07-16-2010, 01:03 PM
The Ladies of Netphoria.

The Jesus
07-16-2010, 01:03 PM
Hello Ladies!

PkPhuoko
07-16-2010, 01:43 PM
I've met most of you I want to meet

maybe geo before she started the bangs thing.... post bangs geo i could take or leave

Future Boy
07-16-2010, 02:00 PM
bluestar

Banana
07-16-2010, 02:17 PM
yo soy el mejor

hnibos
07-16-2010, 02:46 PM
dogfighter yo soy geo cocksure 28if and samred are other people i wouldnt mind meeting

Dogfighter28
07-16-2010, 06:07 PM
hnibos
cocksure

thats about it

3sum?

hnibos
07-16-2010, 06:13 PM
dont tease me bro

Esty
07-16-2010, 10:27 PM
I'd like to meat Starla

Ditto

sppunk
07-16-2010, 10:29 PM
Samsa

Marqués
07-17-2010, 12:22 AM
******. Easily.

pale_princess
07-17-2010, 12:53 AM
Andrew Pakula

Joe
07-17-2010, 01:22 AM
choobiewoobie

you know what i am calling you out your avatars are as fucking gay as james camerons

Joe
07-17-2010, 01:26 AM
you know what i am calling you out your avatars are as fucking gay as james camerons

as james camerons avatar that is.
i do not want there to b any confusion. i have read your posts in politics.....so i should be usiNg heiroglyphs but im using letters

Joe
07-17-2010, 01:28 AM
(insert stick figure drawing of a tall smurf, an (=) and shia lepoufs fridaynight)

Joe
07-17-2010, 01:29 AM
that is right nimrods son you are a disgrace to the pixies song you stole your name from yopu noncreative fuck tard.

Joe
07-17-2010, 01:30 AM
nimrods son: troksilicious......i am your father........

ohnoitsbonnie
07-17-2010, 10:39 AM
I don't know. I want to say anyone but I'd be too shy probably :blush:

ATS
07-17-2010, 04:36 PM
dean_r_koontz

samuel redman
07-17-2010, 04:54 PM
someone with a good dick

Order 66
07-17-2010, 04:58 PM
what he said /\

hnibos
07-17-2010, 04:59 PM
someone with a good dick

whoa

TuralyonW3
07-17-2010, 09:15 PM
:smoke: '|' jIMMY '|' :smoke:

D.
07-17-2010, 09:44 PM
zombiepalooza apocolypse aint till 2012 yo

choobie's expectedly going to bring the papers, aspecialkid is coming with the reef. we just need to bring the beer and we should be set. should be a good show, amy winehouse is playing
what's FearFactory gonna be doing?

duovamp
07-17-2010, 11:10 PM
tcm.

samuel redman
07-17-2010, 11:19 PM
^ do you have a good dick

duovamp
07-18-2010, 12:45 AM
It's monstrous. In a good way. Everyone knows this.

Starla
07-18-2010, 02:42 AM
omega concern, because I like talking about conspiracy stuff.

Shallowed
07-18-2010, 05:39 AM
redbull, duovamp, waltermcphilp

Dead Frequency
07-18-2010, 06:17 AM
All of the Netphorian babes. Hello ladies, how are you doing?

The Jesus
07-18-2010, 08:44 AM
Hey! Back off buddy!

Gish08
07-18-2010, 09:38 AM
Trotskilicious.

I'd imagine he'd just be sitting in the corner of a dark room, smoking a bowl, talking shit on random topics for three hours straight.

pale_princess
07-18-2010, 05:15 PM
Kumar Littlejeans

kelsome
07-18-2010, 07:03 PM
i can't imagine wanting to meet any of you or anyone from online for that matter.

Future Boy
07-18-2010, 08:19 PM
you're in the wrong thread then asshole

pink_ribbon_scars
07-18-2010, 09:14 PM
julio

Dogfighter28
07-18-2010, 09:18 PM
julio

http://web.bilkent.edu.tr/Online/www.english.upenn.edu/jlynch/Frank/Gifs/napoleon.gif

cocksure
07-19-2010, 02:58 AM
what

Starla
07-19-2010, 08:22 AM
i can't imagine wanting to meet any of you or anyone from online for that matter.

I used to feel that way. I recently joined an online dating service.... something I thought I'd never ever do. Now I have men messaging me who still dress like they are in the grunge era, wannabe goth, or some suits, or, sending me pics of themselves when they were younger and pass it off as a recent pic. I've had one psycho who kept writing me these long chapters about himself and his entire life and rants about his mother. I don't understand the whole dating website thing. It's a virtual club for desperate single people who are too fucking scared to go out and meet people in the real world. I'm not afraid but why the hell does it seem like everyone can't be bothered to stop hiding behind their computers and phones lately, and just get out there and meet each other like the olden days.

Order 66
07-19-2010, 10:54 AM
you should register at onlinebootycall.com or whatever that is

barden
07-19-2010, 11:07 AM
omega concern, because I like talking about conspiracy stuff.

if it's your own troll, it doesn't count.
Which means you'll be free for the evening starla, and I will choose you.
Why? you may ask. You may not, but I'm going to work on the premise that you did indeed ask.
My answers are shallow but my approach is frank so I hope it all balances out in the end.
Firstly: I have been playing a lot of red dead redemption lately but i like to explore the world and make my own mini missions, so it's taking quite a while. In my wandering, I am yet to encounter a red indian. But, much like you, I continue to search.
Secondly: I have a strong desire to partake in devious behaviour with a milf before i get to old. This, combined with an attraction to the ideal of spontaneous compulsions with people you hardly know or have just met, means sparks will fly.
Thirdly: I will be a fleeting lover Starla, perhaps not the stability you seek for your child but still one you can find comfort in, and in a sense i will be reliable: all men run eventually after all, and with me there will be no suprises. I will return to my African kingdom and leave you with the memories that will soon blur into fantasies and become a special sexual indulgence which you can hold on to and store away in your memory bank for when you are an older person.
Fourthly: Maybe we can do it in a teepee?

cocksure
07-19-2010, 03:41 PM
It's a virtual club for desperate single people who are too fucking scared to go out and meet people in the real world.
yes, what terrible terrible people

Dogfighter28
07-19-2010, 06:03 PM
My current girlfriend came from okcupid.

AndySlash
07-19-2010, 06:10 PM
did she squirt all over the monitor?

Dogfighter28
07-19-2010, 06:15 PM
no but i squirted all over the printout i have assembled of her DSLs

AndySlash
07-19-2010, 06:44 PM
me too

samuel redman
07-19-2010, 08:44 PM
choobiewoobie

yoshinobu's revenge
07-19-2010, 09:07 PM
yo soy el mejor

yar

vanilla
07-20-2010, 05:44 AM
sickbadthing. i'll be in seattle for a couple days with my mom. 9/2-9/3.

Trotskilicious
07-26-2010, 10:18 PM
what

seriously

samuel redman
07-26-2010, 10:21 PM
trotskilicious is it possible to get rid of dogfucker

Trotskilicious
07-26-2010, 10:22 PM
you know at this point i don't think anyone cares enough to get rid of anyone

samuel redman
07-26-2010, 10:23 PM
yeah i can see that

Trotskilicious
07-26-2010, 10:28 PM
i actually just remembered that i'm supposda come here and yell obsceneties so here i am! see you in a week!

FUCK YOU!!! _|_|_|_|_ THAT'S FOUR MIDDLE FINGERS IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROW BITCHES

Trotskilicious
07-26-2010, 10:28 PM
I HAD ALL OF MY FINGERS REPLACED WITH MIDDLE FINGERS! HOW DID I DO THAT I HAVE NO IDEA!

samuel redman
07-26-2010, 10:29 PM
yikes indeed

hnibos
07-26-2010, 11:21 PM
i fucking hate poker holy shit goddamn it

Order 66
07-26-2010, 11:24 PM
hate leads to anger &ect

hnibos
07-26-2010, 11:26 PM
7000 dollars down the drain leads to rape and suicide

mayonaisedream4
04-16-2011, 12:46 PM
Coolasicecream

mxzombie
04-16-2011, 01:31 PM
any netphorians in seattle want to hang out, i'll be there 24may-2jun

dean_r_koontz
04-16-2011, 01:33 PM
ATS, luke de spa, shannster, whatcolor

Trotskilicious
04-16-2011, 04:15 PM
vanilla

ilikeplanets
04-16-2011, 04:34 PM
foolofatook, cocksure, slunken, and probably the ones I've already met. agenda suicide seems cool, too. and shannon and dean r koontz.

Trotskilicious
04-16-2011, 04:39 PM
haha agenda suicide

SlingeroGuitaro
04-16-2011, 05:24 PM
Same, although not spoke to her in a while :( She seems like good people apart from being a home wrecking mad art lesbian ;)

Skipgo is very good people. Met her once, kind of want to meet her again. I also want to commission a logo from her

dean_r_koontz
04-16-2011, 05:32 PM
probably geek u.s.a

Eulogy
04-16-2011, 05:37 PM
probably geek u.s.a

what would you guys do

dean_r_koontz
04-16-2011, 05:38 PM
we would just have a great time.

Eulogy
04-16-2011, 05:42 PM
would you talk

samuel redman
04-16-2011, 06:45 PM
cocksure, hnibos, trosts, eulogy, karl connor, ill throw in any chick for good measure

28if
04-16-2011, 07:11 PM
i'd hang with hnibos but i don't think i'm ever going to go to florida. i'll be back and forth to germany in the next few years tho, maybe cocksure? goin' to austin this summer but it is to meet a different internet friend. maybe i could find trotskilicious and destroy his computer.

dean_r_koontz
04-16-2011, 07:12 PM
and purrrrsnickey.

Nimrod's Son
04-16-2011, 07:25 PM
i'd hang with hnibos but i don't think i'm ever going to go to florida. i'll be back and forth to germany in the next few years tho, maybe cocksure? goin' to austin this summer but it is to meet a different internet friend. maybe i could find trotskilicious and destroy his computer.i'm going to guess that all of your friends are internet friends

FoolofaTook
04-17-2011, 12:20 AM
c_wilson

killtrocity
04-17-2011, 01:17 AM
prob the chick with the best rack in the boob album, haven't seen that in awhile but there were comments alluding to her being underage and I beleive the name was stephanie, would like to meet her

I am sure she's legal now

cocksure
04-17-2011, 01:50 AM
i'd hang with hnibos but i don't think i'm ever going to go to florida. i'll be back and forth to germany in the next few years tho, maybe cocksure?
let me think about it

vanilla
04-17-2011, 07:21 AM
vanilla

When u coming to Hawaii? We can smoke some pacalolo and mess around with the reverb on my guitar. Dude

Toby
04-17-2011, 07:36 AM
prolly slunken & mooney...i need some good wingmen around these days

Ihaguitar
04-17-2011, 08:32 AM
geek usa for sex.

Kahlo
04-17-2011, 09:33 AM
Trots, Skipgo, The Jesus and Cam. Maybe Eulogy to see what he is like in real life, same with Starla. I've met all the other Netphorians I thought might be interesting, and a few who wheren't. Maybe Monte so I could end his life, perhaps the same deal with cocksure.

Also I've met :rockon: the motherfuckin Davster,:rockon: so I'm better than you.

cocksure
04-17-2011, 09:36 AM
how harsh

FoolofaTook
04-17-2011, 09:47 AM
at least he acknowledged your existence.

Kahlo
04-17-2011, 10:14 AM
Fine, we will trawl the finest brothels of Mongolia together. It might be fun. Then we will fall out when I try to convince you how utterly terrible The Lord of the Rings movies are, followed closely by the books.

As for Cocksure, well I just kind of view you as the black hole of Netphoria.

samuel redman
04-17-2011, 10:16 AM
why

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 10:21 AM
Maybe Eulogy to see what he is like in real life,

what does that mean

dick

Kahlo
04-17-2011, 10:30 AM
I want to see if you are such a boorish, argumentative prick in real life, or if it is all just an act.

As for Cocksure, I just feel he would be the kind of person to suck all the life and joy out of a room. That said, I'd probably be fascinated by his research interests.

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 10:33 AM
do you picture me wandering the streets eavesdropping on conversations until i find someone i can disagree with or what

i'm a nice guy though. and i generally just ignore people i don't like. it's a different dynamic on the internet, obviously.

Kahlo
04-17-2011, 10:53 AM
Yep, I get that. I'm just being a prick for the sake of being a prick. Shannon (Skipgo) speaks very highly of you and your man, so I'm sure you are just reacting against Netphorians and O-boarders, who to be fair are some of the worst people on the internet.

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 11:17 AM
the o-board is the worst fucking cesspool on the internet. i think i have a slight masochistic streak.

this place isn't so bad though! so much love in the air.

Toby
04-17-2011, 04:16 PM
For the record I thought Eulogy was fuckin awesome when we hung out in the cold/rain for hours.

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 04:22 PM
Right back at ya tobes :love:

Nimrod's Son
04-17-2011, 04:41 PM
prob the chick with the best rack in the boob album, haven't seen that in awhile but there were comments alluding to her being underage and I beleive the name was stephanie, would like to meet her

I am sure she's legal now

ok palidor

Kahlo
04-17-2011, 05:14 PM
Ok cool, the word of Toby and Shannon is good enough for me. Sorry if I've been a cunt to you Eulogy.

Trotskilicious
04-17-2011, 05:26 PM
eulogy wouldn't get along with me in rl because i say the same dumb stuff he gets really infuriated with on here but people usually laugh at it instead of taking it seriously. I always have a hard time getting along with people who take hyperbole at face value.

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 05:28 PM
you're giving yourself far too much credit if you think you infuriate me

Eulogy
04-17-2011, 05:30 PM
i do know people like that though. one of my really good friends does the same sort of thing fairly frequently. but he's a friend and not a stranger on the internet so it's a little different.

Nimrod's Son
04-17-2011, 06:02 PM
eulogy wouldn't get along with me in rl because i say the same dumb stuff he gets really infuriated with on here but people usually laugh at it instead of taking it seriously. I always have a hard time getting along with people who take hyperbole at face value.

eulogy would hate me in person.

you, however, would probably like me.

Ihaguitar
04-17-2011, 06:12 PM
Probably maybe who fucking knows. I do know I would think you're a cock.

Nimrod's Son
04-17-2011, 06:31 PM
that's cool, guy-who-I-don't-recognize.

Sarcastic Smile
04-17-2011, 06:32 PM
Banana so I could prove I'm real and then spit in his face.

smashingjj
04-17-2011, 06:45 PM
cocksure for sure, trot's, some others and i'd also like to meet some people again that i have already met

to set the record straight, nawmsayn?

dean_r_koontz
04-17-2011, 06:51 PM
do you love banana sarcastic smile?

Sarcastic Smile
04-17-2011, 06:53 PM
Uhm Whatcolor, trots... I like their posts and they seem like they'd be similar in person

Sarcastic Smile
04-17-2011, 06:53 PM
yeah dean

Banana
04-17-2011, 07:11 PM
Banana so I could prove I'm real and then spit in his face.

let's make it happen baby

dean_r_koontz
04-17-2011, 07:11 PM
if we can make love grow.

Trotskilicious
04-17-2011, 09:13 PM
When u coming to Hawaii? We can smoke some pacalolo and mess around with the reverb on my guitar. Dude

hawaii is a lot more exciting than minnesota

Trotskilicious
04-17-2011, 09:26 PM
Uhm Whatcolor, trots... I like their posts and they seem like they'd be similar in person

i don't really call people out just for the sake of everyone else and my face

Sarcastic Smile
04-17-2011, 09:33 PM
in person?

Trotskilicious
04-17-2011, 09:38 PM
yes.

Sarcastic Smile
04-17-2011, 09:43 PM
I doubt anyone here is like that in person. I wasn't referring to that aspect of your posts.

Trotskilicious
04-17-2011, 10:09 PM
Then you'd be right.

vanilla
04-18-2011, 01:40 AM
hawaii is a lot more exciting than minnesota

In some ways it is and in some ways it isn't. Why would you want to meet me anyways? You know we have met before but you must not remember.

Trotskilicious
04-18-2011, 01:47 AM
i remember it was in chicago 10 years ago. i was a almost a different person, then.

vanilla
04-18-2011, 02:14 AM
i feel the same way. maybe some day our paths will cross again.

Trotskilicious
04-18-2011, 02:31 AM
You sound like a jedi master.

frugalscotsman
04-20-2011, 01:27 PM
i will meet any netphos in ct and marvel at how boring we are. then spliff time.

mxzombie
04-20-2011, 02:23 PM
i'm dangerously close to CT. let's

purrrrrsnickety
04-20-2011, 02:51 PM
Where in CT are you from?

frugalscotsman
04-20-2011, 02:56 PM
from columbia, living in manchester, currently working in west hartford. in fact, time to leave now.

thanks for the enthusiasm, though maybe i'll post some more in the future so you can see if i'm even interesting enough to meet. i have been seen spending my post-graduate years lurking around trinity college.

purrrrrsnickety
04-20-2011, 05:45 PM
Ah ok. I live in Enfield, so that's not too far from me.

28if
04-21-2011, 09:38 AM
i remember it was in chicago 10 years ago. i was a almost a different person, then.

all of the cells in your body have since regenerated so physically you actually ARE!

Trotskilicious
04-21-2011, 10:10 AM
haha yeah, really.

Sarcastic Smile
04-21-2011, 04:00 PM
Blakethesnake

Sarcastic Smile
04-21-2011, 04:00 PM
************* ?

Sarcastic Smile
04-21-2011, 04:04 PM
Oh man where's the pic of the baby puking on his head? I can't remember much about him for some reason.. Just the general feeling of disdain I had for him and that he was like a Mormon or something.

Mo
04-21-2011, 04:11 PM
He was a batshit Mormon family therapist or something. I found him to be greatly entertaining.

Skradgee
04-22-2011, 05:54 PM
ted

Skradgee
04-22-2011, 05:55 PM
redbull

killtrocity
04-23-2011, 12:23 AM
I wanna go gravedigging with Banana, or maybe just play mailbox baseball or someshit

barden
04-25-2011, 07:50 AM
all the hottest female netphorians who have fantasies involving exotic fleeting lovers from foreign lands who fly into your town by chance, into your heart by seduction and into your vaginas by penis, and then leave, all in one night.

smashingjj
04-02-2017, 08:26 AM
smashingjj

scottytheoneand
04-02-2017, 08:38 AM
banana was a creep

Trotskilicious
04-02-2017, 07:05 PM
you're giving yourself far too much credit if you think you infuriate me

lmfao

yo soy el mejor
04-03-2017, 02:54 PM
banana was a creep
which banana post in this thread creeped you out the most?

which post itself creeped you out the most (counting ones not made by nanner)?

yo soy el mejor
04-03-2017, 02:55 PM
didn't nanner end up getting someone pregnant? he and bonnie were close; she probably knows.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-03-2017, 03:00 PM
I do not know.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-03-2017, 03:01 PM
Was it you?

yo soy el mejor
04-03-2017, 03:02 PM
i do not know.

scottytheoneand
04-03-2017, 07:03 PM
which banana post in this thread creeped you out the most?

which post itself creeped you out the most (counting ones not made by nanner)?

banana was a creep generally on these boards and in real life


getting on camera acting like an ass with the news crew is a good example. it's funny for 12 year old boys. But for an adult man it's pathetic and creepy and sad

FoolofaTook
04-04-2017, 01:59 AM
smashingjj

Deep.

qwerty sp
04-04-2017, 02:02 AM
Bonnie

wHATcOLOR
04-04-2017, 02:19 AM
frankie machine

redbreegull
04-04-2017, 02:29 AM
in general I don't want to meet anyone from Netphoria

but I would hang out with Bonnie

redbreegull
04-04-2017, 02:30 AM
I still think we should take a Netphoria trip to see LaBelle in Brazil and rent a tour bus.

LaBelle
04-04-2017, 02:30 AM
I can't pick just one person... i'd like to meet at least a handful of peeps.

FoolofaTook
04-04-2017, 02:44 AM
Nimrod's Son

toase
04-14-2017, 05:27 PM
it would be super weird

but I'm weird, I'm home in weird

FoolofaTook
04-14-2017, 05:51 PM
I would of liked to meet labelle but now thanks to gentlemen like trots this will never happen.

thanks trots.

FoolofaTook
04-14-2017, 05:52 PM
I'd also like to meet Toase becuase he likes Rainbow (my fav boris album) and Michio Kurihara (hendrix reborn)

FoolofaTook
04-14-2017, 05:54 PM
Oh and his avatar is Lord Abbath Doom Occulta in Hirsute Mode.

toase
04-17-2017, 07:45 PM
I would like to meet to too

COME TO BRAZIL

FoolofaTook
04-17-2017, 07:52 PM
You are in Brazil? With labelle?

toase
04-17-2017, 07:59 PM
we're here

LaBelle
04-17-2017, 08:03 PM
In bed :smoke:

scottytheoneand
04-17-2017, 08:09 PM
I still think we should take a Netphoria trip to see LaBelle in Brazil and rent a tour bus.

it would be easier to fly. ;)