when you crash on a friend's couch for the night only to be kicked out at 6:30 in the morning. wtf? i threw up in my mouth

Worst friend ever.

Well maybe next time you can sleep on the firepits of Karash!!

i've crashed on thousands of couches and never got kicked out

Yeah I mean I can't really do shit to help you, vbshlofbvgos, but either get better friends or change your lifestyle.

staying over at peoples houses is overrated. nothing like the smell of YOUR drool on YOUR pillow

I was very thankful that I had a place to pass out at. But I drove us around last night so considering I got us both home safely I didn't think it was that big of a deal. oh well I'm over it now

I passed out at one dudes house and slept on a pillow his dog peed on. I was too drunk to realize it until the morning. I can still taste it fuuuuck

i woke up on the roof a few days ago true story

I crashed on a friends chair once and was so drunk I couldn't find his bathroom so in a wasted haze I pissed all over his typewriter. Then I left before he woke up, had no memory of doing it and he pieced it together that I was responsible for his wet typewriter.

Ah the salad days of drinking.

I used to wonder how people could get so wasted that they don't know what they're doing until I got so wasted that I didn't know what I was doing.