View Full Version : who would you rather have sex with?


Ihaguitar
06-04-2010, 05:42 AM
Pick one of the sexy females in the poll above.

Mo
06-04-2010, 05:46 AM
In before poll.

Shallowed
06-04-2010, 06:27 AM
Is Rachel the black haired one?

Starla
06-04-2010, 06:59 AM
my option is not up there

Ihaguitar
06-04-2010, 07:00 AM
Is Rachel the black haired one?

Yes.

duovamp
06-04-2010, 07:09 AM
Post pictures of them you goddamn lazy crook. I come in here, expecting pics, and here I've got NOTHING. NOTHING TO WORK WITH!

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 07:14 AM
Rachel from Glee.

Ke$ha generally disgusts me as she looks like a guy I used to go to school with who never washed.

Rider
06-04-2010, 07:21 AM
They all just miss hot. I'm sure most of the basement lurkers on here think they are all insanely hot though.

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 07:22 AM
None of them are really knock out stunning, and people like gaga are really quite plain :/

Rider
06-04-2010, 07:25 AM
None of them are really knock out stunning, and people like gaga are really quite plain :/

gaga grosses me out. The other three I had to look up.

slunken
06-04-2010, 07:27 AM
Who are the middle two and what's Glee?

edit: lol didn't even see rider's post

cardiac
06-04-2010, 07:29 AM
After brief googling I oughta go with Rachel from Glee. Gaga's got a rockin' bod based on the Telephone video, though.

Eulogy
06-04-2010, 07:38 AM
i wanna see pics of the chicks Rider has banged

Rider
06-04-2010, 07:41 AM
i wanna see pics of the chicks Rider has banged

I fail to see how that has anything to do with whether or not these chicks are hot enough to have a pole about them. I love the strange leaps of false logic people make on the internet.

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 07:44 AM
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/R+B+sensation+Ke+ha+hair+raising+time+London+D_HOO rVRwaQl.jpg

Ke$ha *shiver*

Rider
06-04-2010, 07:48 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090720/Lea-Michele-Glee_l.jpg

I would assume that's meant to be her at her hottest. Just has no affect on me. All the girls listed are kind of manly looking.

Ihaguitar
06-04-2010, 07:49 AM
They all just miss hot. I'm sure most of the basement lurkers on here think they are all insanely hot though.

The thing is most of us are never going to get near a girl you think is hot, so in a lot of ways it's more fun to look at the nearly hots.

Eulogy
06-04-2010, 07:51 AM
I fail to see how that has anything to do with whether or not these chicks are hot enough to have a pole about them. I love the strange leaps of false logic people make on the internet.

it's not a leap at all. you say gaga is gross. i'd put money on the chicks you've banged being more gross than gaga. so either you're a liar or you bang chicks that are gross.

Ihaguitar
06-04-2010, 07:57 AM
Here's my take:

gaga is pretty hot, but I dont think I'd want to go out with her.

Kesha does look a bit like a man but that Tik Tok song is very catchy and I bet she's quite dirty in bed.

Rachel from Glee has a bit of a rectangular face but she pretty nice imo.

Billy's latest hoe is pretty sexy, I voted for her.

slunken
06-04-2010, 08:00 AM
after some googling none of these hokey pseudo-celebrities do anything for me. if i had to pick one it would prolly be ke$ha, stupid-ass dollar sign name aside. barf.

those veronica chicks come and go for me. after twat vomit's thread i'm a little weirded out tbh.

duovamp
06-04-2010, 08:29 AM
Ke$ha's busted face makes baby Jesus cry.

AaroniusMaximus
06-04-2010, 08:42 AM
Rachel from Glee.

Ke$ha generally disgusts me as she looks like a guy I used to go to school with who never washed.


This sounds like a racist comment to me buddy. :banging:


These chicks are either average or ugly.. shitty poll... :think:

Dead Frequency
06-04-2010, 08:49 AM
Your mother.

duovamp
06-04-2010, 08:49 AM
I think that's the point. Although I have no idea what the last two look like, and am far too lazy to use the Google.

Order 66
06-04-2010, 09:29 AM
i'm surprised kesha's even famous. i mean shes not ugly but damn

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 09:31 AM
This sounds like a racist comment to me buddy. :banging:

These chicks are either average or ugly.. shitty poll... :think:

First part: STFU
Second part: True dat, nigga

killtrocity
06-04-2010, 10:44 AM
who the fuck are these people

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 11:56 AM
it's not a leap at all. you say gaga is gross. i'd put money on the chicks you've banged being more gross than gaga. so either you're a liar or you bang chicks that are gross.

ACHTUNG GAY ICON BEING ATTACKED!

Order 66
06-04-2010, 12:36 PM
if you see pics of her before she was famous you'll see she's relatively cute. I think people conflate her 'attractiveness' with her whacky wardobes and public persona

Rider
06-04-2010, 01:18 PM
ACHTUNG GAY ICON BEING ATTACKED!

Somehow I knew he was pissed off about Gaga before he even posted.

Rider
06-04-2010, 01:19 PM
if you see pics of her before she was famous you'll see she's relatively cute. I think people conflate her 'attractiveness' with her whacky wardobes and public persona

Exactly, it's the need to live your life as a half naked character that I find gross.

Kahlo
06-04-2010, 01:20 PM
I think he spends his life being pissed off.

Pizza Club
06-04-2010, 01:51 PM
Picked Kesha. I'm attracted to her because she's so trashy. I don't wanna be peed on or anything, but I'd imagine she'd be most willing to go for that sort of stuff.

Rider
06-04-2010, 02:01 PM
Picked Kesha. I'm attracted to her because she's so trashy. I don't wanna be peed on or anything, but I'd imagine she'd be most willing to go for that sort of stuff.

LOL

Ihaguitar
06-04-2010, 03:03 PM
LOL

LOL x3 and I agree, Kesha would be up for some dirty no doubt.

pale_princess
06-04-2010, 03:58 PM
ke$ha, no contest. because she's the one my dude finds hottest so i'd have a better chance of a 3some! she seems funnest of the choices, too.

Nimrod's Son
06-04-2010, 05:27 PM
I had to Google image search all of them except Lady Gaga

Joe
06-04-2010, 06:36 PM
i picked gaga...but only because she is the nly oneof those grrls i have ever heard of

Order 66
06-04-2010, 08:20 PM
I had to look them all up on ask jeeves

applepwnz
06-04-2010, 09:44 PM
I had to look them all up on ask jeeves

I had to fire up my modem, log on to compuserve, and look them all up on altavista

pale_princess
06-04-2010, 09:53 PM
i have a geocities fansite for all of them. email me on my angelfire!

Tchocky
06-05-2010, 12:00 AM
Ke$ha looks like she could be Bizarro Taylor Swift, so I'll pick her. I hate Swift's music, but she's a capital-H hottie; accordingly, her evil twin is a-ok in my book.

Lady Gaga has a man-face, but she gets the silver because I think she'd be fun to hang out with and she's probably pretty wild in the sack.

applepwnz
06-05-2010, 01:24 AM
Taylor Swift is fucking HOT! I'd fucking fuck Ke$ha though (despite the dumbassed $ in her name, and I'd fuck Rachel from Glee, and I'd marry Lady Gaga (if she'd be fucking normal for once, she wasn't bad at all back when she was normal) and I'd kill the bitch from the Veronicas (this is marry, kill, fuck right?)

Luke de Spa
06-05-2010, 01:31 AM
i'd fucking fuck

Tchocky
06-05-2010, 03:43 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs133.snc3/18080_288252519849_280792329849_3308826_2662211_n. jpg

Starla
06-05-2010, 04:21 AM
i'll fuck that whiskey

Luke de Spa
06-05-2010, 06:10 AM
gross

duovamp
06-05-2010, 11:41 AM
I had to fire up my modem, log on to compuserve, and look them all up on altavista

This was me in 7th grade. Word. For. Word.

slunken
06-05-2010, 11:52 AM
Totally. Waiting for the MR T ATE MY BALLS page to load.

cocksure
06-05-2010, 11:59 AM
i find it irritating how pop celebrities are starting to be younger than me

ATS
06-05-2010, 11:59 AM
id pick lady gaga if she were dressed up in one of her outfits

dont know who those other 2 are

duovamp
06-05-2010, 02:33 PM
If Lady Gaga actually had a cock, I'd do her - but she doesn't. I just Googled "Rachel from Glee" and of the one time I saw that show I thought she was insanely hot. So I finally chose Rachel from Glee. End of discussion.

Eulogy
06-06-2010, 04:31 PM
Somehow I knew he was pissed off about Gaga before he even posted.

yeah, if kahlo says it, it must be true. i'm generally indifferent toward her. i'm just 99% sure you're full of shit, and since you won't really address the point, i'll assume i'm right here.

Kahlo
06-06-2010, 05:15 PM
Hey dude, why always so serious?

duovamp
06-06-2010, 05:18 PM
Yeah let's get out of shape about a woman with a face that resembles Mount Doom.

Eulogy
06-07-2010, 01:16 AM
Hey dude, why always so serious?

you have not been

payin' attention

Starla
06-07-2010, 02:14 AM
id pick lady gaga if she were dressed up in one of her outfits

dont know who those other 2 are

i like gaga but this i really didn't care for



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/gaga021.jpg

Luke de Spa
06-07-2010, 02:20 AM
glenn beck in a wig

http://www.nationalterroralert.com/images/glenn_beck_america_2014.jpg

Kahlo
06-07-2010, 03:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/gaga021.jpg

Bette Midler really has let herself go

pink_ribbon_scars
06-12-2010, 02:13 AM
I had to fire up my modem, log on to compuserve, and look them all up on altavista


haha, i forgot that we used to have to fire up our modems. that noise! how funny. :)


i picked gaga because even though she's pretty gross it would be so weird to know that i did "it" with her. i'm in it for the cheap thrill.

rub_the_y
06-12-2010, 08:22 AM
You wanna suck on her ladypenis?

Kahlo
06-12-2010, 10:41 AM
the penis thing is getting fucking boring now

june_soma
06-12-2010, 10:53 AM
Is it just me, or is Jessica a fucking moron? I cringe from her tweets. I might not be the most objective person, but still.

Mo
06-12-2010, 02:45 PM
Why would you follow such a person on Twitter? Ugh.

barden
06-13-2010, 12:12 PM
cause she's fucking billy.

RockLobster
06-13-2010, 09:57 PM
in the ass

Trotskilicious
06-13-2010, 10:04 PM
I had to Google image search all of them except Lady Gaga

i don't even know what she looks like

yo soy el mejor
06-20-2010, 04:18 PM
im glad girls with big noses are finally gettin' big.

pale_princess
06-21-2010, 09:30 AM
Ke$ha looks ridiculously hot in the Your Love is My Drug vid. Dude in it's not so shabby either.

... I like your beard

duovamp
06-21-2010, 10:05 AM
Post pics of this.

yo soy el mejor
06-21-2010, 10:15 AM
i hate when she says that.