View Full Version : Sexual Crisis! Help!


AaroniusMaximus
06-01-2010, 01:33 PM
1 character

Fattening Ass
06-01-2010, 01:47 PM
i will now refer to this girl as chunks

RockLobster
06-01-2010, 04:07 PM
well did you cum or what?
http://www.iconsoffright.com/interview/Brian/MALLRATS-11.jpg

AaroniusMaximus
06-01-2010, 04:10 PM
Yeah, I ended up just finishing off in the shower via a threesome with Hangela and Fistina to be honest :(

lucid_interval
06-01-2010, 05:02 PM
this is hilarious. that bitch needs to learn how to deepthroat.

slunken
06-01-2010, 05:09 PM
An inch or two my ass u little softie.

sppunk
06-01-2010, 05:25 PM
This story was better the first time it was posted here. You know, like four or more years ago.

killtrocity
06-01-2010, 05:59 PM
ban for plagiarism, unoriginality, trolling, etc

AaroniusMaximus
06-01-2010, 06:29 PM
ban for plagiarism, unoriginality, trolling, etc

Oh hey look it's Walter again! Shut the fuck up you stupid douchebag. This actually happened! Nobody posted this shit so unless you got a link then eat a dick. Especially you sppunk..you Canadian faggot piece of shit..

duovamp
06-01-2010, 06:44 PM
This actually happened!

No it didn't.

AaroniusMaximus
06-01-2010, 06:53 PM
Well i didnt post this to be a "troll"..and i'm surely not the fucking nerd who invented that stupid word..and yea it did happen that's why I took the time to post and ask if anyone ever had a similar situation..

RockLobster
06-01-2010, 06:53 PM
i thought sppunk was just an american faggot who owned land in canada... hmm

Dogfighter28
06-01-2010, 07:16 PM
at least flipnut has a sense of humor

sppunk
06-01-2010, 07:22 PM
I'm Canadian? Shit.

AaroniusMaximus
06-01-2010, 07:44 PM
I'm Canadian? Shit.

So you're a Boston faggot then or what?

Dogfighter28
06-01-2010, 07:46 PM
what is this blues clues

sppunk
06-01-2010, 07:52 PM
This thread is now about Canada. Make it happen, kids.

killtrocity
06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
hey guys my totally hot gf spit vegetables on my cock cause it grew two inches while it was in her mouth! yeah right, I don't think so, idiot asshole kid

killtrocity
06-01-2010, 08:38 PM
[INSERT GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION] faggot

sppunk
06-01-2010, 08:46 PM
<img src=http://www.coe.int/t/pace/campaign/stopviolence/NationalContacts_en-Canada-1.jpg>

<img src=http://www.geographicguide.net/america/pictures/canada-map.jpg>

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/RCMP_Canadian_mountie.JPG>

sppunk
06-01-2010, 08:48 PM
<img src=http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/frozen_inside030508.jpg>

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Poutine.JPG>

<img src=http://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/14531/83295/t/515915-Canada-has-snow-in-the-summer--No-it-s-a-movie-set-0.jpg>

TuralyonW3
06-01-2010, 08:57 PM
netphoria sucks

ohnoitsbonnie
06-01-2010, 08:58 PM
I'm not sure I'd ever be comfortable trying poutine

Shallowed
06-02-2010, 01:19 AM
acceptional blow job.

Lol.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-02-2010, 02:42 AM
i was also wondering what that was supposed to mean.

applepwnz
06-02-2010, 10:08 AM
flipnut gets me "thru" my day

AaroniusMaximus
06-02-2010, 10:27 AM
hey guys my totally hot gf spit vegetables on my cock cause it grew two inches while it was in her mouth! yeah right, I don't think so, idiot asshole kid

Where does it say my 'totally hot gf' ? What thread are you in? Aren't you the guy who talks about fucking peoples daddys in the ass?? And I'M the "Troll"?? :confused:

Just cuz you don't ever get puked on (or even laid probably) doesn't mean you should take it out on me...And don't call me an idiot asshole kid when I bet 15 thousand bucks I'm at least 6-7 yrs older than your geeky ass. I suppose if I were a true netphorian I would waste my time posting all those gay ass pictures from facebook or myspace but your posts are enough to laugh at. :D

Cool As Ice Cream
06-02-2010, 10:28 AM
i assume "acceptable" was intended.

duovamp
06-02-2010, 10:38 AM
OMGHAI2U!!1 (http://www.hai2u.com)

AaroniusMaximus
06-02-2010, 11:21 AM
i assume "acceptable" was intended.

I ASSUME you grasp at straws by pointing out senseless grammatical errors and word usage in anything that is posted on this website...its a fucking message board, not literature class you annoying little shit :nooooo:

JokeyLoki
06-02-2010, 11:39 AM
Poutine looks so fucking foul.

ohnoitsbonnie
06-02-2010, 08:34 PM
I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

28if
06-02-2010, 09:20 PM
Oh hey look it's Walter again! Shut the fuck up you stupid douchebag. This actually happened! Nobody posted this shit so unless you got a link then eat a dick. Especially you sppunk..you Canadian faggot piece of shit..

billy corgan's new fans

slunken
06-02-2010, 10:47 PM
I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

This says a lot about you on a lot of different levels /armchair

pale_princess
06-02-2010, 11:18 PM
I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

no way, you use a fork with poutine!

perhaps what one of the fanciest restauranteurs in the city does may piqué your interest-- foie gras poutine.

ohnoitsbonnie
06-02-2010, 11:22 PM
No I am not interested in foie gras because I am a food elitist and will make you feel bad for what you choose to sustain yourself on

pale_princess
06-02-2010, 11:35 PM
I've never tried foie gras. Not yet anyway.

Cool As Ice Cream
06-03-2010, 02:50 AM
i've had foie gras, but i don't like it.

Luke de Spa
06-03-2010, 03:48 AM
that's not a dilemma

Luke de Spa
06-03-2010, 04:39 AM
good advice

rub_the_y
06-03-2010, 05:14 AM
The thing i find most perplexing about this is that c_wilson seems to think he actually thinks he gets sex when we all know he's a 24 year old virgin.

Order 66
06-03-2010, 05:42 AM
I touched her boob.. lips.. but no sex yet

Luke de Spa
06-03-2010, 05:51 AM
one day

Cool As Ice Cream
06-03-2010, 06:53 AM
I touched her boob.. lips.. but no sex yet

what about her butts?

Order 66
06-03-2010, 07:08 AM
its a dream that will one day come true. lips... boob... butts.. I have toched them all.

Kahlo
06-03-2010, 07:47 AM
its a dream that will one day come true. lips... boob... butts.. I have torched them all.


uh ohs

barden
06-04-2010, 04:01 AM
I ASSUME you grasp at straws by pointing out senseless grammatical errors and word usage in anything that is posted on this website...its a fucking message board, not literature class you annoying little shit :nooooo:

it's a fucking language you communicate with, not optional grunts and howls you annoying little shit. :nooooo: