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i will now refer to this girl as chunks

Yeah, I ended up just finishing off in the shower via a threesome with Hangela and Fistina to be honest :(

this is hilarious. that bitch needs to learn how to deepthroat.

An inch or two my ass u little softie.

This story was better the first time it was posted here. You know, like four or more years ago.

ban for plagiarism, unoriginality, trolling, etc

ban for plagiarism, unoriginality, trolling, etc

Oh hey look it's Walter again! Shut the fuck up you stupid douchebag. This actually happened! Nobody posted this shit so unless you got a link then eat a dick. Especially you sppunk..you Canadian faggot piece of shit..

This actually happened!

No it didn't.

Well i didnt post this to be a "troll"..and i'm surely not the fucking nerd who invented that stupid word..and yea it did happen that's why I took the time to post and ask if anyone ever had a similar situation..

at least flipnut has a sense of humor

I'm Canadian? Shit.

I'm Canadian? Shit.

So you're a Boston faggot then or what?

what is this blues clues

This thread is now about Canada. Make it happen, kids.

hey guys my totally hot gf spit vegetables on my cock cause it grew two inches while it was in her mouth! yeah right, I don't think so, idiot asshole kid

[INSERT GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION] faggot

<img src=http://www.coe.int/t/pace/campaign/stopviolence/NationalContacts_en-Canada-1.jpg>

<img src=http://www.geographicguide.net/america/pictures/canada-map.jpg>

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/RCMP_Canadian_mountie.JPG>

<img src=http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/frozen_inside030508.jpg>

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Poutine.JPG>

<img src=http://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/14531/83295/t/515915-Canada-has-snow-in-the-summer--No-it-s-a-movie-set-0.jpg>

netphoria sucks

I'm not sure I'd ever be comfortable trying poutine

acceptional blow job.

Lol.

i was also wondering what that was supposed to mean.

flipnut gets me "thru" my day

hey guys my totally hot gf spit vegetables on my cock cause it grew two inches while it was in her mouth! yeah right, I don't think so, idiot asshole kid

Where does it say my 'totally hot gf' ? What thread are you in? Aren't you the guy who talks about fucking peoples daddys in the ass?? And I'M the "Troll"?? :confused:

Just cuz you don't ever get puked on (or even laid probably) doesn't mean you should take it out on me...And don't call me an idiot asshole kid when I bet 15 thousand bucks I'm at least 6-7 yrs older than your geeky ass. I suppose if I were a true netphorian I would waste my time posting all those gay ass pictures from facebook or myspace but your posts are enough to laugh at. :D

i assume "acceptable" was intended.

OMGHAI2U!!1 (http://www.hai2u.com)

i assume "acceptable" was intended.

I ASSUME you grasp at straws by pointing out senseless grammatical errors and word usage in anything that is posted on this website...its a fucking message board, not literature class you annoying little shit :nooooo:

Poutine looks so fucking foul.

I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

Oh hey look it's Walter again! Shut the fuck up you stupid douchebag. This actually happened! Nobody posted this shit so unless you got a link then eat a dick. Especially you sppunk..you Canadian faggot piece of shit..

billy corgan's new fans

I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

This says a lot about you on a lot of different levels /armchair

I would get so much anxiety for putting my hand in to get a french fry and that gravy gets on my hand

no way, you use a fork with poutine!

perhaps what one of the fanciest restauranteurs in the city does may piqué your interest-- foie gras poutine.

No I am not interested in foie gras because I am a food elitist and will make you feel bad for what you choose to sustain yourself on

I've never tried foie gras. Not yet anyway.

i've had foie gras, but i don't like it.

that's not a dilemma

good advice

The thing i find most perplexing about this is that c_wilson seems to think he actually thinks he gets sex when we all know he's a 24 year old virgin.

I touched her boob.. lips.. but no sex yet

one day

I touched her boob.. lips.. but no sex yet

what about her butts?

its a dream that will one day come true. lips... boob... butts.. I have toched them all.

its a dream that will one day come true. lips... boob... butts.. I have torched them all.


uh ohs

I ASSUME you grasp at straws by pointing out senseless grammatical errors and word usage in anything that is posted on this website...its a fucking message board, not literature class you annoying little shit :nooooo:

it's a fucking language you communicate with, not optional grunts and howls you annoying little shit. :nooooo: