so, ladies: i met a lovely lady out last night. she gives me her number, and tells me to text her. do i have to wait the customary two or three days? or not, since a text is more casual.
:blush:

I'd wait a day, if you think she's really cool. I always thought that 2-3 day rule was stupid.

if you wait 2 or 3 days she'll think you did it intentionally not to be viewed as desparate (hence you come across desparate)

hmm. i just texted her. we will see how it works out.

txting is the pussy way out.

now she thinks you're a pussy.

i am a huge pussy.

she hasn't replied yet, either.

i would have just called her and asked her if she was off her period yet and ready to fuck.

calling is usually better

yeah, i probably would have waited a little while then called her, had she specifically not told me to text her.

Maybe she'll think you're a rebel and like you more for it. Like if she said "don't rape me" that's pretty much an open invitation.

If she is younger than 18 she'll prefer that you text her

i heard back from her. do people still go on dates? i'm going to ask her to go on with me, i think. :blush:

She was probably at work bro. Just assume she's a nice honest girl who is very interested in you and have fun. And if you find out she isn't, fuck it, you're a big sexy man and can find someone in no time.

i got digits

they're multiplying

HURR HURR ARITHMETICS AND GREASE you don't see that every day

You are the prize, Mooney!

i'm something.

i'm wondering if i should do something casual first, like ask her out for coffee or go into full-fledged wine and dine mode. it goes without saying that i have almost zero experience with dating. :p

present your penis to him

Nah straight into wine + dine can be too much pressure if you don't know whether she's very sure or not. I'd say keep it pretty casual, maybe get coffee, lunch, see a concert for an artist you both enjoy. Maybe take her to a friend's cookout/BBBQ.

present your penis to him

dick in a box style? or more along the lines of 'big sausage pizza'?

cut it off sautee it

ask her to go on a picnic

Ask her if you can buy her a drink

do people still go on dates?
I guess so. What else would people do?
Does anyone have any idea what people do on dates these days?

not sure, but i'd imagine fecal play.

no fecal play on a first date.

i was talking to a friend last night and she said she gives her number out when people ask for it because she doesn't want to upset anyone. i gently explained that was stupid

she should give a false number, duh!

she should act more congruently with her intentions

Wednesday coffee date.



....so how about that lost finale? is it just the fact that this was the first time i've watched a tv show with commercials in like four years, or was there a commercial break like every eight minutes?

well, i'm off! i didn't get nervous until just this second. ahh!

:blush:

things went great, thanks for all the support, netphoria!

i've got me a date for saturday night!

I guess so. What else would people do?
Does anyone have any idea what people do on dates these days?

Dress up in monkey suits and throw princess parties. Have you not learned anything from Netphoria.

*sniff*

our little mooney's growing up...

well, fuck.. twenty-six and this is the first time i've experienced any semblance of normal courting, really. it's kind of nice to not have a relationship born out of habit forming alcohol-induced encounters.

but i shouldn't have worried about coming on strong or seeming desperate - five minutes into our first coffee she was already inviting me on her next excursion to the beach, haha. and she probably called me cute four times.

did you tell her about us

i just told her a story about this guy that couldn't fuck his girlfriend. she was highly amused.

she asked me why he didn't just put it in her pooper..

she wants you to put it in her poopre

she wants you to put it in her poopre

the typo is funny, because she is french canadian, and those fuckers often switch the e & r just for the fuck of it.

I bet she's pyscho

probably. she's graduating in one year then plans to get her doctorate in neuro-pshyc.

pic

tinwop

probably. she's graduating in one year then plans to get her doctorate in neuro-pshyc.

psych.

but awesome. i need to find me a hot neuroscientist or something. no one else is going to get it

boobs.

that's just your brain chemistry driving you to procreate or something

... but did you get head?

... but did you get head?

i did last night, but from the ex/girl-who-uses-me-for-sex-sometimes who unexpectedly was in town. :/

considering i was netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my twenties, i must say i have caught a bit of a batch of dirty trampitis. :(

not the answer i anticipated! :erm:

mooney you shy or something

mooney you shy or something

not anymore.

first date: huge success. i even walked her to her door and went for the first kiss, rediculously awkwardly. i didn't know i was capable of such normalcy. :p

Good work son. Also, for maximum hilarity you should have started the first post with "and none of them are fake"

i want to be loved soon

Shove your cock in her wet pussy.

You will only begin to court normalcy once you cease posting updates of your love life on netphoria.

oh, you want more details? well, we started off by going to a record expo, where i picked up joy division's 'still'. we then went for some bacon wrapped filet mignon and red wine before going to the casino (her idea) where i won $300 at blackjack. ended by going to see robin hood.

i wish i was a rich white male

i wish my mate loved to gamble as much as i do

future mate*

I just got my D S'd

i just s'd d.'s d.

better watch out for stds

o/*

?

*\o AIDS

i can't believe you still post here luke de spa

neither :/

what does o/* mean?

It's someone reaching for the stars. The o is the head and the / is the arm, and the * is the stars. You're reaching for the stars, Mooney! :) :) :)

i'm reaching for something: my first girlfriend was my age; next girlfriend was one year younger than i; following girlfriend was four years younger; current potential lady friend is six years younger.

but more importantly, was that even close to proper use of the semi-colon?

:erm:

no

thanks

this place is a fucking ghost town.

Because too many of us are remembering fallen soldiers.

Me, I'm drinking.

Because too many of us are remembering fallen soldiers.

Me, I'm drinking.

In the same fucking boat pally

but more importantly, was that even close to proper use of the semi-colon?
yes.

no

wrong.

what are your digits

you mean, phalanges?

he fixes the cable

wrong.

:(

tonight i will be seeing her for the fourth time since our date saturday. :erm: so much for taking things slow.

and ladies, have you ever orgasmed from dry humping the shit out of a dude while you were on the rag?

Psycho.

:erm:

:)

girls are stupid. :(

Did she shit on your heart, bro?

things were going super well. and then she just stopped talking to me completely out of the blue. something must have happened...an ex-boyfriend coming back into the picture, or something, because up until the last time we saw each other she was super interested. who knows.

How long has it been since she stopped talking to you?

a week, pretty much.

Oh.

It's probably time to move on then. I'm sorry. :(

this was the most intense six day relationship of my life. :p

psycho.

fun while it lasted im sure.

hmm, maybe she lost her phone! nah, she's probably just a daft cunt.

i guess i shouldn't have sent her the link to this thread.
I think it was the dry hump / rag combo.

yeah, might have been.