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Mooney
05-22-2010, 01:34 PM
so, ladies: i met a lovely lady out last night. she gives me her number, and tells me to text her. do i have to wait the customary two or three days? or not, since a text is more casual.
:blush:

JokeyLoki
05-22-2010, 02:12 PM
I'd wait a day, if you think she's really cool. I always thought that 2-3 day rule was stupid.

cocksure
05-22-2010, 02:21 PM
if you wait 2 or 3 days she'll think you did it intentionally not to be viewed as desparate (hence you come across desparate)

Mooney
05-22-2010, 03:38 PM
hmm. i just texted her. we will see how it works out.

pale_princess
05-22-2010, 05:05 PM
txting is the pussy way out.

now she thinks you're a pussy.

Mooney
05-22-2010, 05:37 PM
i am a huge pussy.

she hasn't replied yet, either.

T&T
05-22-2010, 05:39 PM
i would have just called her and asked her if she was off her period yet and ready to fuck.

killtrocity
05-22-2010, 05:57 PM
calling is usually better

Mooney
05-22-2010, 06:02 PM
yeah, i probably would have waited a little while then called her, had she specifically not told me to text her.

slunken
05-22-2010, 08:43 PM
Maybe she'll think you're a rebel and like you more for it. Like if she said "don't rape me" that's pretty much an open invitation.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-22-2010, 08:57 PM
If she is younger than 18 she'll prefer that you text her

Mooney
05-23-2010, 01:04 AM
i heard back from her. do people still go on dates? i'm going to ask her to go on with me, i think. :blush:

duovamp
05-23-2010, 01:23 AM
She was probably at work bro. Just assume she's a nice honest girl who is very interested in you and have fun. And if you find out she isn't, fuck it, you're a big sexy man and can find someone in no time.

Luke de Spa
05-23-2010, 05:17 AM
i got digits

they're multiplying

Luke de Spa
05-23-2010, 05:17 AM
HURR HURR ARITHMETICS AND GREASE you don't see that every day

Shallowed
05-23-2010, 09:17 AM
You are the prize, Mooney!

Mooney
05-23-2010, 06:15 PM
i'm something.

i'm wondering if i should do something casual first, like ask her out for coffee or go into full-fledged wine and dine mode. it goes without saying that i have almost zero experience with dating. :p

redbull
05-23-2010, 06:17 PM
present your penis to him

duovamp
05-23-2010, 06:22 PM
Nah straight into wine + dine can be too much pressure if you don't know whether she's very sure or not. I'd say keep it pretty casual, maybe get coffee, lunch, see a concert for an artist you both enjoy. Maybe take her to a friend's cookout/BBBQ.

Mooney
05-23-2010, 06:23 PM
present your penis to him

dick in a box style? or more along the lines of 'big sausage pizza'?

redbull
05-23-2010, 06:24 PM
cut it off sautee it

pale_princess
05-23-2010, 06:28 PM
ask her to go on a picnic

Dogfighter28
05-23-2010, 06:32 PM
Ask her if you can buy her a drink

RopeyLopey
05-23-2010, 06:37 PM
do people still go on dates?
I guess so. What else would people do?
Does anyone have any idea what people do on dates these days?

pale_princess
05-23-2010, 07:59 PM
not sure, but i'd imagine fecal play.

Mooney
05-23-2010, 08:13 PM
no fecal play on a first date.

wHATcOLOR
05-23-2010, 08:32 PM
i was talking to a friend last night and she said she gives her number out when people ask for it because she doesn't want to upset anyone. i gently explained that was stupid

Mooney
05-23-2010, 08:56 PM
she should give a false number, duh!

wHATcOLOR
05-23-2010, 09:24 PM
she should act more congruently with her intentions

Mooney
05-23-2010, 11:35 PM
Wednesday coffee date.



....so how about that lost finale? is it just the fact that this was the first time i've watched a tv show with commercials in like four years, or was there a commercial break like every eight minutes?

Mooney
05-26-2010, 04:56 PM
well, i'm off! i didn't get nervous until just this second. ahh!

:blush:

Mooney
05-26-2010, 07:58 PM
things went great, thanks for all the support, netphoria!

i've got me a date for saturday night!

Rider
05-26-2010, 08:23 PM
I guess so. What else would people do?
Does anyone have any idea what people do on dates these days?

Dress up in monkey suits and throw princess parties. Have you not learned anything from Netphoria.

Sonic Johnny
05-26-2010, 08:45 PM
*sniff*

our little mooney's growing up...

Mooney
05-26-2010, 09:46 PM
well, fuck.. twenty-six and this is the first time i've experienced any semblance of normal courting, really. it's kind of nice to not have a relationship born out of habit forming alcohol-induced encounters.

but i shouldn't have worried about coming on strong or seeming desperate - five minutes into our first coffee she was already inviting me on her next excursion to the beach, haha. and she probably called me cute four times.

28if
05-26-2010, 09:48 PM
did you tell her about us

Mooney
05-26-2010, 09:58 PM
i just told her a story about this guy that couldn't fuck his girlfriend. she was highly amused.

Mooney
05-26-2010, 10:04 PM
she asked me why he didn't just put it in her pooper..

deadaswarhol
05-26-2010, 10:18 PM
she wants you to put it in her poopre

Mooney
05-26-2010, 10:22 PM
she wants you to put it in her poopre

the typo is funny, because she is french canadian, and those fuckers often switch the e & r just for the fuck of it.

slunken
05-26-2010, 10:31 PM
I bet she's pyscho

Mooney
05-26-2010, 10:42 PM
probably. she's graduating in one year then plans to get her doctorate in neuro-pshyc.

28if
05-27-2010, 12:31 AM
pic

Fattening Ass
05-27-2010, 02:56 AM
tinwop

Luke de Spa
05-27-2010, 04:09 AM
probably. she's graduating in one year then plans to get her doctorate in neuro-pshyc.

psych.

but awesome. i need to find me a hot neuroscientist or something. no one else is going to get it

Mooney
05-27-2010, 10:23 AM
boobs.

Luke de Spa
05-28-2010, 03:26 AM
that's just your brain chemistry driving you to procreate or something

pale_princess
05-28-2010, 05:27 PM
... but did you get head?

Mooney
05-28-2010, 05:41 PM
... but did you get head?

i did last night, but from the ex/girl-who-uses-me-for-sex-sometimes who unexpectedly was in town. :/

considering i was netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my twenties, i must say i have caught a bit of a batch of dirty trampitis. :(

pale_princess
05-28-2010, 06:35 PM
not the answer i anticipated! :erm:

sickbadthing
05-28-2010, 07:01 PM
mooney you shy or something

Mooney
05-29-2010, 02:40 AM
mooney you shy or something

not anymore.

Mooney
05-30-2010, 12:13 AM
first date: huge success. i even walked her to her door and went for the first kiss, rediculously awkwardly. i didn't know i was capable of such normalcy. :p

Sonic Johnny
05-30-2010, 01:09 AM
Good work son. Also, for maximum hilarity you should have started the first post with "and none of them are fake"

Dogfighter28
05-30-2010, 01:16 AM
i want to be loved soon

duovamp
05-30-2010, 01:37 AM
Shove your cock in her wet pussy.

Mooney
05-30-2010, 09:38 AM
You will only begin to court normalcy once you cease posting updates of your love life on netphoria.

oh, you want more details? well, we started off by going to a record expo, where i picked up joy division's 'still'. we then went for some bacon wrapped filet mignon and red wine before going to the casino (her idea) where i won $300 at blackjack. ended by going to see robin hood.

hnibos
05-30-2010, 10:00 AM
i wish i was a rich white male

hnibos
05-30-2010, 10:01 AM
i wish my mate loved to gamble as much as i do

hnibos
05-30-2010, 10:01 AM
future mate*

slunken
05-30-2010, 11:45 AM
I just got my D S'd

Mooney
05-30-2010, 12:57 PM
i just s'd d.'s d.

cocksure
05-30-2010, 01:07 PM
better watch out for stds

slunken
05-30-2010, 08:46 PM
o/*

?

Luke de Spa
05-31-2010, 03:44 AM
*\o AIDS

Charmbag
05-31-2010, 04:03 AM
i can't believe you still post here luke de spa

Luke de Spa
05-31-2010, 04:05 AM
neither :/

Mooney
05-31-2010, 08:23 PM
what does o/* mean?

Shallowed
05-31-2010, 09:06 PM
It's someone reaching for the stars. The o is the head and the / is the arm, and the * is the stars. You're reaching for the stars, Mooney! :) :) :)

Mooney
05-31-2010, 09:14 PM
i'm reaching for something: my first girlfriend was my age; next girlfriend was one year younger than i; following girlfriend was four years younger; current potential lady friend is six years younger.

but more importantly, was that even close to proper use of the semi-colon?

Mooney
05-31-2010, 09:17 PM
:erm:

deadaswarhol
05-31-2010, 09:19 PM
no

Mooney
05-31-2010, 09:26 PM
thanks

Mooney
05-31-2010, 09:27 PM
this place is a fucking ghost town.

slunken
05-31-2010, 11:11 PM
Because too many of us are remembering fallen soldiers.

Me, I'm drinking.

applepwnz
06-01-2010, 12:35 AM
Because too many of us are remembering fallen soldiers.

Me, I'm drinking.

In the same fucking boat pally

Luke de Spa
06-01-2010, 01:37 AM
but more importantly, was that even close to proper use of the semi-colon?
yes.

Luke de Spa
06-01-2010, 01:38 AM
no

wrong.

Order 66
06-01-2010, 02:49 AM
what are your digits

Luke de Spa
06-01-2010, 06:03 AM
you mean, phalanges?

Luke de Spa
06-01-2010, 06:03 AM
he fixes the cable

deadaswarhol
06-01-2010, 06:31 AM
wrong.

:(

Mooney
06-03-2010, 11:52 AM
tonight i will be seeing her for the fourth time since our date saturday. :erm: so much for taking things slow.

and ladies, have you ever orgasmed from dry humping the shit out of a dude while you were on the rag?

slunken
06-03-2010, 12:09 PM
Psycho.

JokeyLoki
06-03-2010, 12:59 PM
:erm:

Mooney
06-03-2010, 03:44 PM
:)

Mooney
06-13-2010, 11:19 AM
girls are stupid. :(

duovamp
06-13-2010, 11:29 AM
Did she shit on your heart, bro?

Mooney
06-13-2010, 11:34 AM
things were going super well. and then she just stopped talking to me completely out of the blue. something must have happened...an ex-boyfriend coming back into the picture, or something, because up until the last time we saw each other she was super interested. who knows.

duovamp
06-13-2010, 11:37 AM
How long has it been since she stopped talking to you?

Mooney
06-13-2010, 11:41 AM
a week, pretty much.

duovamp
06-13-2010, 11:42 AM
Oh.

It's probably time to move on then. I'm sorry. :(

Mooney
06-13-2010, 11:43 AM
this was the most intense six day relationship of my life. :p

slunken
06-13-2010, 11:54 AM
psycho.

fun while it lasted im sure.

Mooney
06-13-2010, 12:05 PM
hmm, maybe she lost her phone! nah, she's probably just a daft cunt.

barden
06-13-2010, 01:08 PM
i guess i shouldn't have sent her the link to this thread.
I think it was the dry hump / rag combo.

Mooney
06-13-2010, 01:19 PM
yeah, might have been.