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AaroniusMaximus
05-19-2010, 10:35 PM
Could anyone here tell me how hard it would be to get from the U.S into Canada without a passport? Is there anyone here that would help in this process for a price? I'm trying to help someone leave the states that need to get out within the next 2 months. This is not a joke. Please let m know if this is possible or PM me if needed. Thanks guys.

Dogfighter28
05-19-2010, 10:54 PM
is this about the zeitgeist thieves?

28if
05-19-2010, 10:56 PM
someone mute this guy

Toast
05-19-2010, 11:00 PM
if you live in washington, michigan, vermont, or new york you can get an enhanced drivers license that can act as cross-border travel document to enter canada by land and sea... or you can get a nexus card, or you can just sneak in...

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 11:17 PM
no one is going to stop you from entering Canada because you don't have a passport, but good luck getting back into the United States.

duovamp
05-19-2010, 11:45 PM
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4665/canadianstereotypescomi.png

T&T
05-19-2010, 11:55 PM
every time i go to the states by car, they check the passport, both ways.
good luck.

threetwooneZERO
05-20-2010, 12:07 AM
I cross at least once a week, I'll ask for you. I use Nexus...whew that thing is awesome.

AaroniusMaximus
05-20-2010, 12:45 AM
I cross at least once a week, I'll ask for you. I use Nexus...whew that thing is awesome.


Lets just say 'hypothetically' that this person has pending criminal charges on a Class C felony? You cant apply for a nexus card unless they do a background check.. how exaclty could you 'sneak' in with your own vehicle?? This person is not interested in coming back to the USA so all I'm trying to do is GET HIM THERE..A friend told me she has a brother who knows back-roads through Maine to access Canada.. Is this bullshit or actually possible?? :think:

Cool As Ice Cream
05-20-2010, 01:23 AM
a class c felony? is that like sneaking into a famous band's practice space and stealing the results of the photoshoot for the upcoming album?

and what price did you have in mind yourself? i mean, if you think a lunch is worth $15,000, surely you agree that anything under $500,000 would be too offensive to even consider.

RopeyLopey
05-20-2010, 01:44 AM
I agree..Lets start a petition thread and maybe these mods will get off their asses and do something besides deleting threads and posting dumb bullshit..


dear Aaronius Maximus,
this is a Canadian message board. I, as a former responsible Canadian resident and a moderator on this board, have contacted US Customs and Border Protection and provided them with your IP address, email, and link to this thread. Keep your criminals and shit down there and don't bring any of that to our northern pristine heaven. CBP might contact you soon. Good luck
Sincerely,
your Netphoria moderator

redbull
05-20-2010, 02:00 AM
uh oh they must have found out that nimrod fucked that chick from icarly

SlingeroGuitaro
05-20-2010, 04:49 AM
I've crossed several times in the past year. They ask for passports both ways. I suppose you could stash him in the trunk but sometimes they search it.


Or you could tell your friend he's SOL

AaroniusMaximus
05-20-2010, 08:42 AM
dear Aaronius Maximus,
this is a Canadian message board. I, as a former responsible Canadian resident and a moderator on this board, have contacted US Customs and Border Protection and provided them with your IP address, email, and link to this thread. Keep your criminals and shit down there and don't bring any of that to our northern pristine heaven. CBP might contact you soon. Good luck
Sincerely,
your Netphoria moderator


Well fortunately, my IP changes every 10-15 min and shows random locations all across the U.S.. You should know this Mr. 'Mod' since you haven't been able to keep me off this board since last year... The "CBP" doesn't give a fuck about IP addresses and nobody here said I was trying to bring a criminal to your 'northern pristine heaven'...The situation was stated in a HYPOTHETICAL matter only to gain information on crossing borders without going through the hassle of getting a passport or Nexus card.. Go fuck yourself you stupid nerd...If you got the time to email the fucking CBP some useless IP information, then update the front page of the site like the 'responsible canadian' you claim to be.. :noway:

And for the record, I'm not trying to smuggle some criminal into Canada, just looking for the easiest way to get em there- thats all! lol

Kahlo
05-20-2010, 09:01 AM
Shut up pussy boy

AaroniusMaximus
05-20-2010, 09:37 AM
Shut up pussy boy


good one Kahlo.. :noway:


you created me.. dont forget that

Kahlo
05-20-2010, 09:42 AM
I'll never forgive your mother for not having that abortion

AaroniusMaximus
05-20-2010, 10:10 AM
I'll never forgive your mother for not having that abortion

And she will never forgive you for all the past years of child support you have failed to pay due to your failing 'photography' career.. :cool:

ifuktyourmom
05-20-2010, 12:11 PM
The U.S./Canadian border is the longest unprotected border in the world. If you can't figure out how to cross that without being caught, you truly are a god damned retard.

AaroniusMaximus
05-20-2010, 03:30 PM
The U.S./Canadian border is the longest unprotected border in the world. If you can't figure out how to cross that without being caught, you truly are a god damned retard.

And how do you know this??? Why are you the only person that sees this as such an easy task?? Show me how retarded I am and explain it to me.. :dammit:

RopeyLopey
05-20-2010, 04:23 PM
And how do you know this??? Why are you the only person that sees this as such an easy task?? Show me how retarded I am and explain it to me.. :dammit:
you're right - I guess it will be the best thing in everyone's interest if you and Monty would never ever leave U.S.A.

Let America keep their best sons!

RopeyLopey
05-20-2010, 04:29 PM
BTW, I crossed the border around 30 times by car, bus, or plane, and not even once they let me through without thoroughly checking my/our papers first, both on the way in/out.
are you strong in statistics, Aaronius? What might be the chance of making it through, huh?

sppunk
05-20-2010, 06:46 PM
lol at this dumbass who doesn't realize Canada has tougher residency requirements than the U.S. And forget about asylum.

Go back to playing shitty music in a dive bar and stop posting before I ban you again, chief.

sppunk
05-20-2010, 06:47 PM
Fuck I'm a land owner in Canada and still have hoops to jump through.

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 12:59 AM
you're right - I guess it will be the best thing in everyone's interest if you and Monty would never ever leave U.S.A.

Let America keep their best sons!


Nice job on half-ass reading my posts you dumb piece of shit. Where does it say that I am trying to come to shitty ass Canada? And as for Monty, he is one of the only reasons alot of us come to your bullshit website because he provides most of the good tapings and pictures that your fat ass wouldn't dream of obtaining. Not saying you should be a billy stalker but I sure don't see anyone complaining about the stuff he uploads.. :Skeptical

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 01:11 AM
lol at this dumbass who doesn't realize Canada has tougher residency requirements than the U.S. And forget about asylum.

Go back to playing shitty music in a dive bar and stop posting before I ban you again, chief.

Yeah CHIEF, see the reason I don't 'realize' your retarded Canadian system is because I live in the U.S...I knew some people here resided in Canada so I posted asking a question..Should I have PM'd you first for permission?? :think:

I, myself am not trying to sneak out of my home country, I was simply asking for someone else I know- thats it... But trust me, I would spend the rest of my life playing in 'dive bars' before I would even attempt to step a foot on "YOUR" shitty Canadian soil.. Aye??? :rofl:

And as for you banning me, go ahead and do it.. My IP is constantly changing and I will make as many new user accounts and post all the bullshit I want, and you will do absolutely nothing but sit on your fat lazy ass with your dual monitors jacking off to gay porn on one screen, and deleting my posts on the other screen...go fuck yourself and if I ever do come to Canada, I'll be sure to take a nice darkish-yellow piss on that land that you supposedly own..

CHEERS! you stupid cunt... :rolleyes:

Mooney
05-21-2010, 01:18 AM
i pretty much own south-eastern new brunswick. please keep your piss to yourself, guy.

ohnoitsbonnie
05-21-2010, 01:22 AM
I own ontario

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 01:23 AM
dear Aaronius Maximus,
this is a Canadian message board. I, as a former responsible Canadian resident and a moderator on this board, have contacted US Customs and Border Protection and provided them with your IP address, email, and link to this thread. Keep your criminals and shit down there and don't bring any of that to our northern pristine heaven. CBP might contact you soon. Good luck
Sincerely,
your Netphoria moderator


UPDATE! The CBP did contact me today and asked why some fucking nerd was trying to lure them into this shitty smashing pumpkins forum to investigate someone asking about Canadian borders.. I didn't really know how to respond so I just re-confirmed you were in fact a fucking nerd. Case closed. Good job oh mighty powerful "mod".. Your mother is surely proud (as she sleeps in the next room).. :rolleyes:

Cool As Ice Cream
05-21-2010, 01:31 AM
can this guy be banned again, please? he's so boring.

killtrocity
05-21-2010, 01:49 AM
Show me how retarded I am and explain it to me.. :dammit: seriously just ban this idiot

Kahlo
05-21-2010, 08:29 AM
Tell us more about yourself flspnut - where did you grow up? What was your major childhood trauma?

Kahlo
05-21-2010, 08:36 AM
You didn't answer any questions. You lied to Netphoria. Go sit in the corner.

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 08:49 AM
can this guy be banned again, please? he's so boring.

yeah so boring that you seem to always put your useless two cents into pretty much every thread i post in.. not to mention the stupid PMs... keep going 'Cool', we're all waiting for you to reach 16,000 posts so we can celebrate how much free time you have..

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 08:53 AM
Tell us more about yourself flspnut - where did you grow up? What was your major childhood trauma?

Dont answer any questions Flspnut! Kahlo just wants to take pictures of you (or your kids if you have any).. I totally agree with you about all the "banning" discussion.. The mods here are fat lazy nerds looking for a power trip...

Kahlo
05-21-2010, 08:58 AM
You are flspnut, don't be such a fucking tool.

Kahlo
05-21-2010, 09:24 AM
We all know you are one of the long established posters bored out of your mind.
Your schtick however got stale from day 1.. so why not just quit/kill yourself?

Do you really need the attention that badly?

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 09:26 AM
You are flspnut, don't be such a fucking tool.


you're a fucking idiot Kahlo.. i wouldn't waste my time operating on 2 different usernames.. :rolleyes:

Order 66
05-21-2010, 09:29 AM
zzzzzzzzz

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 09:29 AM
We all know you are one of the long established posters bored out of your mind.
Your schtick however got stale from day 1.. so why not just quit/kill yourself?

Do you really need the attention that badly?


Your photography is also stale as is your vagina....why dont you and 'Cool' meet up and your nearest Starbucks and suck each other off while you talk about photography?

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 09:32 AM
zzzzzzzzz


Go away. Your avatar is annoying and I dont need that kind of stress on my friday morning... Unless you have information about the Canadian border (hence the start of this thread) then please take your ugly face somewhere else so I don't have to look at it.. thanks..

duovamp
05-21-2010, 09:56 AM
you're a fucking idiot Kahlo.. i wouldn't waste my time operating on 2 different usernames.. :rolleyes:

But you would waste your time with 9000 IP addresses.

Kahlo
05-21-2010, 10:02 AM
The trolls used to make so much more effort here.

hnibos
05-21-2010, 10:09 AM
kahlo youre flspnut arent you

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 10:23 AM
I am everyone and no one at the same time.....that should scramble your mind. That is some DEEP shit there.


Are you a Canadian as well??? :confused:

AaroniusMaximus
05-21-2010, 10:26 AM
HELL NO.....Why would you insult me like that AM?

lol sorry just asking.. :smoke: