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redbreegull
05-19-2010, 02:44 AM
hey guys what's up. My girlfriend is watching this tv show about Merlin. there is a black lady in it. Isn't that a bit unrealistic for sixth century Britain?

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 02:55 AM
Sure is. Also Niggers can't do magic.

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 02:59 AM
Sure is. Also Niggers can't do magic.

are you suggesting Dean Thomas was an inferior magician to the other wizards in his year?

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 03:05 AM
Dean Thomas is the Magikarp of wizardry

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 03:12 AM
how come the entire Empire fell when Palpatine was killed? Why wasn't another emperor just installed? Was it a complete cult of personality or what? Also, why did the Republic have a unicameral legislature? No wonder their democracy failed.

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 03:16 AM
The empire kicked on for a while after Palpatine died. They had that Thrawn guy in charge, he was badass. And then they cloned Palpatine if I remember correctly. I haven't read any extended universe since I was like 14

Mablak
05-19-2010, 03:55 AM
I watched that stupid TV series with Martin Short and Sam Neill a long time ago, what the fuck was that. Pulls the moon out of the fucking sky to get laid, what a fucking irresponsible wizard.

PkPhuoko
05-19-2010, 03:59 AM
not drunk but about 10 norco later doing pretty nicely :p

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 06:20 AM
I just got given a considerable quantity of deadly mull cake. Score.

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 06:36 AM
Is it bad that i'm more upset about ISIS breaking up (five dudes decide not to make music together anymore) than I am about Dio dying (someone with a family actually died)?

cocksure
05-19-2010, 06:39 AM
the actual question is which is funnier

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 06:53 AM
Well Dio writing all this music about fighting dragons and then getting cancer is kinda ironic

cocksure
05-19-2010, 07:59 AM
is dio pronounced die-o

Sonic Johnny
05-19-2010, 08:10 AM
and yet Ozzy lives. The fuck?

Kahlo
05-19-2010, 08:49 AM
Ozzy hasn't been alive since the mid-90s

cocksure
05-19-2010, 09:42 AM
word has it that in fact he might have been nothing more than an "iron man" for decades

Order 66
05-19-2010, 09:52 AM
fuck yeah brother i love that song :rockon:

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 12:56 PM
wtf they made a Zelda game where you ride a locomotive around everywhere??!

Order 66
05-19-2010, 01:02 PM
Fuck yeah brother

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 01:05 PM
so I am supposed to believe that they have 19th century technology in Hyrule?

28if
05-19-2010, 01:39 PM
who's pumped for GTA wild west?

Order 66
05-19-2010, 02:21 PM
My supervisor calls me zelda because he thinks I look like a "faggoty elf' . I haven't played the DS ones but i'll pick it up in the bargain bin. I can't wait to see the new one at E3 tho

redbreegull
05-19-2010, 03:02 PM
I don't have enough money to keep up with the video game industry anymore. I'm afraid Twilight Princess may have been the last Zelda game I play.

Order 66
05-19-2010, 04:00 PM
the next one (on wii) is supposed to be some revolutionary awesome thing. but we'll see