View Full Version : Cinco de Mayo, revisited
05-14-2010, 04:47 PM
so horny and drunk
so much lube
05-14-2010, 04:50 PM
This bitch got it hard in the pooper
white hot streams of cum mixed with chocolatey shit
05-14-2010, 04:52 PM
This motherfucker in the rainbow flag gay pride pancho ended up shitting his pants
that's his mother next to him. he got scolded for not wearing a diaper
05-14-2010, 04:55 PM
Ethel going on another rant about her dead husband's horse cock and how often she came from it
the story where she actually shit while cumming was well received by all
05-14-2010, 05:00 PM
We snapped this pic just as she was having a stroke!
at least she died doing what she loved... WEARING A SOMBRERO
05-14-2010, 05:07 PM
We all told a joke that made Helen blush...
She isn't actually shrugging, she has scoliosis. Beautiful smile though!
Rainbow flag gay right pancho wearing Larry got 3 1/2 fingers in with washroom sex, said that if she had 2 more shots he could have easily gotten the whole fist in
05-14-2010, 05:15 PM
Dorothy (left) did this great ventriloquist impression where she grabbed Faye (right) by the neck and would punch Faye in the back of her head to make her mouth move. Dorothy had Faye say the most outlandish things!
Faye also ate the most tacos topping out at 17! She was on the shitter when Larry tried to fist Helen!
05-14-2010, 05:18 PM
Julio, the only REAL beaner who showed up to celebrate!
Going against stereotype, he didn't drink any tequila, ate none of the enchiladas and didn't even steal anything the whole night!
05-14-2010, 05:26 PM
There's Larry again thinking he's being all clever and shit wearing that fake mustache after the bartender cut him off. LARRY YOU STUPID FUCK UNLIKE YOU THE BARTENDER ISN'T RETARDED
So wasted he forgot that he had a full flask of Jose Cuervo in his pants. LARRY WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF EVERY CINCO DE MAYO???
05-14-2010, 05:27 PM
Looking dapper, trying to hold the vomit in
05-14-2010, 05:31 PM
Lenora still trying to be one of the "cool kids" at age 78
Her usage of contemporary hood slang was unbearable. The last thing you want is Lenora insisting on a rap battle. The sooner she dies, the better.
05-14-2010, 05:33 PM
The best part of this is that Kate has Alzheimer's and she didn't know what the fuck she was holding in her hand. Larry told her it was a goddamn Olympic torch.
05-14-2010, 06:10 PM
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