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05-09-2010, 01:31 AM
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05-09-2010, 02:07 AM
I'd rate this up there with your Eternal Tapestry thread.

05-09-2010, 02:51 AM
thanks bro!

05-09-2010, 03:07 AM
that was oddly entertaining. i was a little confused why they showed it popping a balloon before cutting two pig carcasses in half.. the balloon pop was a little underwhelming.

i really don't understand the type of guy who runs across a room to try and chop a horse skull in half.. kind of disgusting.

also a weird touch with the meat in the boots

that whole thing was so warped.

decent comedic value in his sales pitch though, definitely

Luke de Spa
05-09-2010, 03:08 AM
the boots have meat in them! killer

05-09-2010, 06:55 AM
the pig head thing was disturbing

i usually do not appreciate looking inside animal heads

05-09-2010, 08:43 AM
It's be interesting seeing it demonstrated in the hands of a trained, experienced swordsman.

I was pretty impressed when he sliced right through that wooden post, but then it took him three swings to get through that carcass a bit later on. Maybe the wood wasn't that dense.

05-09-2010, 09:51 AM
after watching those vids i decided im gonna buy a .45 as soon as i can afford one

05-09-2010, 09:52 AM
also, it reminded me of this: Johns Hopkins student kills apparent burglar with sword - (

05-09-2010, 10:04 AM
the boots have meat in them! killer
hey you never know when you might have to cut off someone's toes.

05-09-2010, 10:59 AM
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05-09-2010, 11:50 AM
^^ fake

05-10-2010, 02:18 AM
the dude totally looks like someone's dad with his tie and moustache

05-10-2010, 02:49 AM
$550 for the cold steel two-handed great sword in case anyone was curious

05-10-2010, 02:54 AM
the extra $50 is because you can do pull ups on it.

05-10-2010, 04:17 AM
i went to their site and they have similar videos for chinese war swords, italian long swords, and a bunch of others. it's basically the same stuff, they're cutting the same things for several minutes. i was hoping the tomahawk section would have videos. there are several things i kind of like about this. that guy is so horribly out of shape, but obviously has talent with a sword (more apparent in other videos where he slices things out of the air tossed his way)... but he's talking about being a warrior while sweating through his dress shirt and getting out of breath in a parking lot near a highway slicing buckets of colored water and cans of soda. i'd love to see the reaction of an actual warrior if they saw these guys in their slacks with pig carcasses and piles and piles of sliced rope and bamboo at their feet.. it's so far removed from anything remotely realistic... but i think what i like most about it is you get the sense he really believes in what he's doing. i like that