We pop into life the way
Particles pop in and out
Of the continuum.
We are a seething mass
Of probability.
And probably I love you.


that is a part of the poem Strings by Ruth Stone that i came across. i thought it was coll

if you find anything coll, pls post it in here. also coll is the show Archer on hulu, available until may 9th: Archer - Full Episodes and Clips streaming online for free - Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/archer)

this is coll

http://forums.netphoria.org/

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l11e21wUDY1qzmowao1_500.jpg

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6b154ad28a.jpg

We pop into life the way
Particles pop in and out
Of the continuum.
We are a seething mass
Of probability.
And probably I love you.


that is a part of the poem Strings by Ruth Stone that i came across. i thought it was coll

if you find anything coll, pls post it in here. also coll is the show Archer on hulu, available until may 9th: Archer - Full Episodes and Clips streaming online for free - Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/archer)

those lyrics remind me of lyrics from a band called Cutting Pink With Knives, on their Populuxxe album.
they broke up though.

"Can you teach me?"
I said "don't worry
I can see through shapes, shades of geometry
Simple angles and simple spheres
Just look at the colour of our hair
It's a galactic sonic glare
That shimmers in the light
Of a thousand year old glow"

It's fantastic
Our galaxies collide and form polyhedra
They're circling your heart
They're circling your heart

I wanna watch Archer when I have the time.

It'll be around a month from now, right?

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That was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever seen. :cry:

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holy fucking shit

<marquee>http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20100418.gif</marquee>

a love that shines

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i don't know if i'll be able to sleep tonight

I wanna watch Archer when I have the time.

It'll be around a month from now, right?


are you joking?

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at times he made me think of Michael Scott :/

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prolly old, still fucking genius

are you joking?

...

no? Don't things get taken off of Hulu after a certain time?

And I mean watch the whole season. not like, one episode.

Read the op silly

Read the op silly

oh fuck

whoops

del

did the photo album get left behind on the old server?

oh i posted this in the wrong thread, but i suppose it's a good one to bump.

Lee Ann is pretty hot

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5169/1192595073978.gif

omfg

wow

i didn't get that at first but

HOLY SHIT ANDY SLASH YOU ARE SOME KIND OF WARLOCK

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My mind is blown.

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this is worse

<embed src=http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1267147/really_creepy_dutch_tv_host.swf width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_1267147" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1267147/really_creepy_dutch_tv_host/">Really Creepy Dutch TV Host</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Amazing videos are here</a></font>

NAMBLA's initiation video

i think that this shopping website, Supermarket, is cool
Supermarket - Great design. Straight from designers. (http://supermarkethq.com/browse/everything)

kinda old news, but NASA's new sun images are great
NASA - NASA's New Eye on the Sun Delivers Stunning First Images (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sdo/news/first-light.html)
NASA - Solar Flare Activity For First Light (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sdo/multimedia/gallery/f_211_193_171.jpg.html)
SDO Observes Massive Eruption, Scorching Rain - NASA Science (http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/27apr10_plasmarain/)

best caterpillar ever (maybe)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asp_(caterpillar)

this whole article on mantis is pretty amazing
Mantis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis)

damn, that's the best i've got. ;_;

surf the web more

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what a stupid word, coll

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i posted this before for bonnie.
they are hardcore.

since we are posting shit that came out years ago.

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this is worse

<embed src=http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1267147/really_creepy_dutch_tv_host.swf width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_1267147" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1267147/really_creepy_dutch_tv_host/">Really Creepy Dutch TV Host</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">Amazing videos are here</a></font>

i've never seen this! this guy usually goes a bit too far but this is pretty outrageous. pretty funny too, though

http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/now-this-is-a-great-roommate.gif

What was that? A firecracker?

http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/now-this-is-a-great-roommate.gif
I would fuck that fat piece of shit up if he did that to me.
Seriously, I'd have to go to jail.

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:rofl:

http://www.tamaskan-dog.com/Galleries/Puppy%20Gallery/dogs%20today%20magazine%20369.jpg

ddddnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww wwwwwwwww

i came across the bottom of the board saying that today is Sammiches's birthday. happy birthday Sammiches

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_DvhA2M_Uh-M/TC2Q13w5iZI/AAAAAAAAC8w/V0xIZxGPvsg/1278049693781.gif

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/928/moreofthesame.gif

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<img src="http://www.slackers.co.za/uploads/20100611/gcoleman-1.jpg">

I would fuck that fat piece of shit up if he did that to me.
Seriously, I'd have to go to jail.

it's just a little bottle rocket

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this is.....the most stupid thing i have ever seen

this is.....the most stupid thing i have ever seen

that's exactly what I thought. You almost have to respect it.

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters | Reuters (http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703)

even the strongest among us sometimes succumb to dix

side by side as a forceful unit, wow

tame wild best friends forever

furry mates bark in loud voice

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this thread kind of reminds me of this cartoon:

<img src=http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/90000/3000/900/93946/93946.strip.print.gif>

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http://asset.soup.io/asset/0905/3281_8514.jpeg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/tonrey10/grouch_12b.jpg

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best youtube video ever.

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best youtube video ever.

I like this one.

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http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/Usarulers.jpg

THAT WAS FRIGGIN' COLL.

The Left Subway Boy looks identical to the Angry Video Game Nerd btw

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In case anyone else missed it. Dude hits his stride at about 3:45

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i'll see your turkish star wars and raise you this japanese star-wars themed tuna ad:

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and in case you were wondering, yes those are the words "sea chicken" at the end

ferris club

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The 8 Greatest Craigslist JO Sessions: Pics, Videos, Links, News (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions)

if you touch my junk with anything but your own i will BF you in the M

the crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when it jack it with a bro who also has a crystal

Will you j/o with me if I send you a picture of me wearing a crystal first?

i would meet up with the guy and steal his crystal

what siding would jesus buy?

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someone please get me some pills

there is some pretty coll things in here, guys

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efukt.com - maker of lulz (http://www.efukt.com/20742_Awesome_Fail.html)

that is awesome!

DARE african style

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs028.ash2/34768_561368710904_46303584_32738880_1778224_n.jpg

<img src=http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/3076/th1269545881924.gif>

for a second there, sophia was in synch with the bass line in the song Home-LCD sondsystem

DARE african style

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs028.ash2/34768_561368710904_46303584_32738880_1778224_n.jpg

silly pro-jenkem propaganda

http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/canadian-642x856.jpg

if thats the closest i'll come to being michael j fox then sign me up. but, yknow, the earlier years. not when he got all shakey coz of drugs or whatever

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Rape-aXe: The anti-rape female condom, with inward facing barbs so the rapist must have the condom surgically removed!

http://www.antirape.co.za/Gallery/AntiRapet003.jpg

That's probably mad useful if you live in cities or dress like a slut. Although I'd be afraid of some guy going from raping to murdering me after he finds out his dick's going to get cut up. Also that'd be a huge buzzkill before sex. "Let me take out my anti-rape device." "Oh, you have one?" "Yes." "Do you figure you're likely to be raped?" AWKWARD.

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-22795-1279034519-4.jpg

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hahaha!! so awesome

DEY RAPIN ERYBODY OU' HEYA!

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/13/11/enhanced-buzz-22795-1279034519-4.jpg


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs102.ash2/38445_106655656054334_100001296995713_49361_140945 3_n.jpg

i saw this on my feed today it was refreshingly bizarre

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/idiotmoron/fb.png

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"You are so dumb. You are really dumb. ... For real."


"So you can run and tell <i>that! ... homeboy.</i>"

i saw this on my feed today it was refreshingly bizarre

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/idiotmoron/fb.png

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huh huh huh huh boobs huh huh cool heh heh heh

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best youtube comment
best learning program ever  because of breasts

christian symbolism, japanophilia, semi-goth looks and giant boobies are a scary combination

http://i25.tinypic.com/x2vuwy.jpg

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she'd be pretty cute if she hadn't gotten breast implants that are way too big for the rest of her body. it looks freakish when she's in short sleeves.

http://i25.tinypic.com/x2vuwy.jpg

haha

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I saw one of these trucks on the highway once, still kicking myself for not getting a photo of it.

Johnson and Dix (http://www.demandbase.com/directory/johnson_and_dix_fuel-business-contacts)

http://i25.tinypic.com/x2vuwy.jpg
and i thought monte was happily married

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Trying way too hard to speak Japanese without an American accent, so she overpronounces everything. Also those tits make her look fat and she has way too much makeup. I fucking hate bitches like her. I will post an indignant comment on this video in the hope that she reads it and wishes to discuss my disapproval.

And the worst part is that guys are jacking off to her right now, building her goddamn ego even more.

her boobs are stoopid!!! fuckin stoopid! get rid of them why dontcha!!!!

her boobs are stoopid!!! fuckin stoopid! get rid of them why dontcha!!!!

running around with her fake tits and tight clothes where you can see her pussy from behind

it's not our fault if she gets raped by a pack of niggers

She does look like a bitch in heat.

running around with her fake tits and tight clothes where you can see her pussy from behind

it's not our fault if she gets raped by a pack of niggers

tribe

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http://i25.tinypic.com/x2vuwy.jpg

that's right evangelicals...we're TOTALLY not related to apes at all!!!

running around with her fake tits and tight clothes where you can see her pussy from behind

it's not our fault if she gets raped by a pack of niggers

OK I'LL BURN THE HOUSE UP BUT BLOW ME FIRST!!!

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So eerie how accurately that episode depicted 2010 :erm:

that's right evangelicals...we're TOTALLY not related to apes at all!!!
Seriously. That picture is quite possibly the quickest yet most effective way to justify the argument that we did indeed evolve from apes, and that evolution itself is no farce.

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/customavatars/avatar16946_2.gif width=300>

Seriously. That picture is quite possibly the quickest yet most effective way to justify the argument that we did indeed evolve from apes, and that evolution itself is no farce.
are you serious? i don't think any creationist would argue that some animals aren't more similar to humans than others

and homo sapiens wasn't even the first species to wear t-shirts

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this dumb whore made use of her breasts to get to do an interview with my favourite band in the world:

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god this makes me angry

maybe you shouldn't like bands formed by red blooded males my pansy friend!!!!!!!!!!!

also this is great she's arguing with the guy! buddhism!! and he's backing down and saying he doesn't have serious rage issues. genius

are you serious? i don't think any creationist would argue that some animals aren't more similar to humans than others
There is nothing else that comes even remotely close to being like a human beyond the chimp, gorilla, ape, or monkey...

are you serious? i don't think any creationist would argue that some animals aren't more similar to humans than others

come to florida

this one is great:
Caught Red Handed Bike Thief Gets His Ass Kicked - NothingToxic.com (http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1252557301/Caught_Red_Handed_Bike_Thief_Gets_His_Ass_Kicked)

'Dont steal bikes alright, dont do it again. stealing bikes. dont steal bikes bro.'

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^ thanks for letting me know you thought that video was great, thus saving me the time it would otherwise take to look at it and realise that it was fucking stupid.

Sorry Bon, that was aimed at Barden

That was so mean, S J :( what's your problem

my problem is Barden is a douche

thats so cool man!

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There is nothing else that comes even remotely close to being like a human beyond the chimp, gorilla, ape, or monkey...
since when are creationists denying this?

and by creationists i mean people who generally think / thought that divine creation and biological evolution are mutually exclusive and that the theory of evolution ought to be abandoned. that includes a whole lot more people than just US right wing media figures

There is nothing else that comes even remotely close to being like a human beyond the chimp, gorilla, ape, or monkey...

http://www.evolutionnews.org/haeckelraven1.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/Randall_Sandell/1280806275983.gif

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<img src="http://www.abload.de/img/nerdswinee15h2.jpg">

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/Randall_Sandell/1280806275983.gif
source?

http://www.evolutionnews.org/haeckelraven1.jpg
I'm specifically talking about behaviors and interactions. Maybe a dolphin is at a distant second. But apes are the only mammals that act damn near human.

source?

Not sure. Just some random image from 4Chan :/

I'm specifically talking about behaviors and interactions. Maybe a dolphin is at a distant second. But apes are the only mammals that act damn near human.

Ants.

I'm specifically talking about behaviors and interactions. Maybe a dolphin is at a distant second. But apes are the only mammals that act damn near human.
you just didn't understand my criticism did you? the idea of species being similar and species being related are distinct

I'm specifically talking about behaviors and interactions. Maybe a dolphin is at a distant second. But apes are the only mammals that act damn near human.

o rly

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lols

those mindfuck demotivators typically get me staring at them for way too long, most of the time because whoever made it originally has a piss poor sense of humor

those mindfuck demotivators typically get me staring at them for way too long, most of the time because whoever made it originally has a piss poor sense of humor

come on, Thom Yorke in the background of your picture is pretty cool

thom yorke? fuck that jackass

is that thom yorke? I thought it was just some random fag...

Stabler: they found something on her laptop
Benson: anything juicy?
Stabler: about 10 gigs worth of women's butts.
*commercial break*
Benson: you weren't kidding. that's a lot of women's butts

hahah!! so glad i turned on the TV and caught SVU

is that thom yorke? I thought it was just some random fag...

pretty clearly Thom Yorke

come on, Thom Yorke in the background of your picture is pretty cool

thom yorke doesn't make me shit brix

this does

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e4/Shitbrix.jpg

also

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this is only coll because it is real

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also

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What the hell?

http://i.imgur.com/v8Akf.gif

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

WTF is wrong with this girl

http://i.imgur.com/v8Akf.gif

where is this from

i was hoping to see him whip out his dick and jack off

What the hell?

hipster bullshit just to prove how insane they really are

i was hoping to see him whip out his dick and jack off

me too

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At the bar last night, someone who looked like this walked past, and I was drunk enough to think it was her for about a second, but then she sat down next to me and I realised it was my first girlfriend that I had at 12 years old.

I ahdn't seen or spoken to her much since then, either.

this is only coll because it is real

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pedobear at the scene of the crime

great things come in bears

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coming soon

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ARRRRGHHH HIPSTER AVANTE GARDE IMPROV PERFORMACE IT HURTS KILL MEEEEEEEEE

What a bunch of pretentious fucktards. I mean, really. How can that girl even sleep at night knowing she did that? Someday when she fucking grows up she's going to look back on that and be ashamed.

Not to mention when she meets someone who has some level of interest in her, applies for a job, whatever -- if they Google her name, guess what they'll find? A speech about how everything in life is shit and the insertion of spaghettios into the vagina, to be squirt back out onto a wooden board and cleaned with a dirty shirt. :erm:

how about the fact that she's too inept to even know how to use a can opener

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its terrific!

What a bunch of pretentious fucktards. I mean, really. How can that girl even sleep at night knowing she did that? Someday when she fucking grows up she's going to look back on that and be ashamed.

Not to mention when she meets someone who has some level of interest in her, applies for a job, whatever -- if they Google her name, guess what they'll find? A speech about how everything in life is shit and the insertion of spaghettios into the vagina, to be squirt back out onto a wooden board and cleaned with a dirty shirt. :erm:

You just don't get it.

I was actually really moved by this beautiful piece of art. Life-changing moments.

also

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Since everyone's quoting it....

I think what I'd like to do most here is

1. bust in wearing a polo shirt, collar popped, white visor, cargo shorts, and white shoes, two bottles of beer (one in each hand) and yell "YOU BROS READY TO PARTY?!"
2. wait for awkward stares
3. start hugging people a little too tightly

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i dont see it

hipster bullshit just to prove how insane they really are
regardless of the quality of that video, this type of anti-hipster nagging is more insufferable than any so-called "hipsters" ever were

regardless of the quality of that video, this type of anti-hipster nagging is more insufferable than any so-called "hipsters" ever were

but i disagree :(

get off my board, gramps

i liked the "everything is shit" part of her speech but the rest was kind of nonsensical

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regardless of the quality of that video, this type of anti-hipster nagging is more insufferable than any so-called "hipsters" ever were

thanks for outing yourself, hipster

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the internets must be several months behind in s. africa

regardless of the quality of that video, this type of anti-hipster nagging is more insufferable than any so-called "hipsters" ever were

oh no way man..i'm from austin, i'm down with hipsters...but this is just ridiculous

you don't have to watch that. was there ever a period in art history where there wasn't a group (perhaps majority) of confused, bandwagon-hopping poseurs doing it for in-crowd coolness?

you don't have to watch that. was there ever a period in art history where there wasn't a group (perhaps majority) of confused, bandwagon-hopping poseurs doing it for in-crowd coolness?

no

JetBlue attendant slides down emergency chute after fight with passenger - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100809/od_yblog_upshot/jetblue-attendent-slides-down-emergency-chute-after-fight-with-passenger)

Police arrested a JetBlue flight attendant today at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport after he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger and then fled the scene by sliding down the plane's emergency evacuation chute.

It all happened as the plane pulled into the gate at JFK after what had been a routine flight from Pittsburgh. But shortly after landing, a passenger stood up as the plane was taxiing to the gate and began removing his bags from the overhead bin. According to the Wall Street Journal's Sean Gardiner, the flight attendant, identified as Steven Slater, asked the passenger to return to his seat.

A "heated" exchange ensued, which culminated in Slater walking to the rear of the plane, where he grabbed the intercom. "To the passenger who called me a motherf***er, f*** you!" Slater yelled, passengers tell the New York Daily News. "I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it." He activated the emergency chute and slid away.

Slater then walked along the jetway into the terminal, where he took a shuttle to the employee parking lot. Observers watched as he ripped off his JetBlue tie and threw it to the ground. Slater got into his vehicle and drove to his home in Queens. According to the New York Times' Ray Rivera, he was arrested shortly afterward and faces charges of criminal mischief and trespassing.

A source tells WNBC that Slater was "having a bad day."

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

i don't even think anyone even has a definition for hipster. the only thing people can agree on is:


predominantly white
twenty-something
metropolitan, often gentrifying old ghettos (Brooklyn, East Austin)
educated/cultured
tend to like alternative and underground music


why does this make people angry

jealousy

i think it's just self of steam issues

i heard getting food from trucks is "pretentious hipsterism." which is rather stunning, now buying a 2 dollar taco from a truck of questionable cleanliness is "pretentious" what a world we live in.

never fear though, o haters of the hipsters, mcdonalds and jack in the box are all yours

i fucking love getting tacos and pizzas from those places, they are all over colonial now

i think it's just self of steam issues

you're right

'hipster' clubs are always filled with madd chicks. why, just last week i got hassled waiting in line to see my friends band play, but some musclebound caveman. my crime was wearing a flannel shirt.

yeah food trucks are actually really quite good and i'm only kidding about the cleanliness. a commercial kitchen is usually several times filthier than a truck. and fast food joints are usually antiseptically clean but their food still makes you ill go figure.

oh how pretntiously hipster of me for badmouthing american fast food, sorry guys sorry i'm going to delete all my arcade fire now i realize that i was wrong

yeah food trucks are actually really quite good and i'm only kidding about the cleanliness. a commercial kitchen is usually several times filthier than a truck. and fast food joints are usually antiseptically clean but their food still makes you ill go figure.
I'll pretty much each truck / street food anywhere in the world, with very few exceptions as long as I can see the meat before it's cooked.

I had some guy in Cartegena, Colombia, grill a chicken for us last November off a street corner and it was one of the best things I've ever eaten.

Taco trucks ftw. Now I fucking want Torchy's.

fast food doesn't make me ill, it seriously is like the only thing that makes me feel well, I have an MSG addiction, I actually have a bag of the stuff right here

http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac95/applepwnz/msg.jpg

you should snort lines of it.

you should snort lines of it.

Just for shits and giggles, I snorted like 2 crystals of it to see how much it'd burn, not as much as I'd think. I still don't exactly see the value in snorting a flavor enhancer though

it gets you REAL high.

but then you'll just want to get high again in a half hour

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-083.gif

you don't have to watch that. was there ever a period in art history where there wasn't a group (perhaps majority) of confused, bandwagon-hopping poseurs doing it for in-crowd coolness?
actually yes how about when you had to study and develop technique for years before being able to create art in the chosen style

i.e. before art became more about bullshit than art YES THERE WAS A TIME IT WAS BEFORE FRENCH FUCKS STOPPED MAKING THINGS IN FAVOUR OF INVENTING FIVE SYLLABLE WORDS TO DESCRIBE NOTHING

oh god i just bardened myself

yeah ok i wasn't talking about the renaissance here

and even then people probably found some features weird and nonsensical (PERSPECTIVE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS A FUCKING PICTURE) and there were probably more than a few men who would have preferred those high brow painters and sculptors to actually work in a smithery or something instead of copying their face in a depiction of aristotle

oh how pretntiously hipster of me for badmouthing american fast food, sorry guys sorry i'm going to delete all my arcade fire now i realize that i was wrong

no one was callin' you out trots, but you have to take a step back from your devil's advocate cloak and admit that that bitch is insane

EDIT:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c1/Bingo.jpg

http://www.hs.fi/thickbox/video/1135259206031?KeepThis=true

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/55/GeorgeandDick.jpg

yeah ok i wasn't talking about the renaissance here

and even then people probably found some features weird and nonsensical (PERSPECTIVE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ITS A FUCKING PICTURE) and there were probably more than a few men who would have preferred those high brow painters and sculptors to actually work in a smithery or something instead of copying their face in a depiction of aristotle

i wasn't talking about the renaissance either

anyway most people who complain about art being pretentious are guilty of assuming they've thought all the inputs through so i don't care about that shit either

I did enjoy that

Interactive zombie movie adventure - DELIVER ME TO HELL - REAL ZOMBIES ATTACK YouTube - &#x202a;Interactive zombie movie adventure - DELIVER ME TO HELL - REAL ZOMBIES ATTACK&#x202c;&lrm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1yBlV7Ges)

Just in case you care, P != NP has been proven. Apparently (PDF). (http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Vinay_Deolalikar/Papers/pnp_8_11.pdf)

Här blir EM-hopparen nollad av domarna - Sport - Expressen.se (http://www.expressen.se/sport/1.2093070/har-blir-em-hopparen-nollad-av-domarna)

Just in case you care, P != NP has been proven. Apparently (PDF). (http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Vinay_Deolalikar/Papers/pnp_8_11.pdf)

of course p doesn't equal np.

i wasn't talking about the renaissance either
you wouldn't say it's a period (one out of many) when artists had to "develop techniques for years"?

Just in case you care, P != NP has been proven. Apparently (PDF). (http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Vinay_Deolalikar/Papers/pnp_8_11.pdf)
um you seriously understand this? wow

and trotski, what the hell

P versus NP problem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_%3D_NP_problem)

of course p doesn't equal np.

Just in case you care, P != NP has been proven. Apparently (PDF). (http://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Vinay_Deolalikar/Papers/pnp_8_11.pdf)

not coll

P versus NP problem - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_%3D_NP_problem)

of course p doesn't equal np.

p is a letter np is 'no problem'


:)

you wouldn't say it's a period (one out of many) when artists had to "develop techniques for years"?

of course i would

as you say, it's just one of many. i wasn't talking about a specific period

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oh that would be nice

hipster definition

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I really wish I had something to offer this thread.

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NO CONTEST

:cool:

wow. just... wow

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:cool:

omg hahahhaha, WE GON' FIIIND YOU

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:cool:

lol that they're all black

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:cool:

Holy. Shit. :rofl:

Is that filmed in Africa or something?

There are zero white people in it.

yes it's filmed in africa. it's the north carolina a&t university marching band, who took a trip to africa to record their version of a video by americans about americans, which is a very popular thing to do in africa. they also replaced all white members they still might have had with native africans. that's why they're all black. it's as simple as that.

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That's a sketch from Cruz & Raya, a spanish comic duo now disbanded. Last place I expected to find them was netphoria O_o

yes it's filmed in africa. it's the north carolina a&t university marching band, who took a trip to africa to record their version of a video by americans about americans, which is a very popular thing to do in africa. they also replaced all white members they still might have had with native africans. that's why they're all black. it's as simple as that.

or NC A&T is an HBC

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hypela4.png

Jacques Brel - "Amsterdam" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzAmrNS164)
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i just noticed the thing he does with his right hand at 1:45 which makes it even coller

god i love lamebook


http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ohsnapla3.png

Deadbart is creepier

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wut ^