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Order 66
04-18-2010, 02:00 PM
my hangover went away automatically. When I first saw it I was disappointed and it was difficult to eat in sandwich form. But my god it was amazing. I'd planned on nibbling on it and eating it throughout the week cos it was so fattening but one bite I couldn't stop. It is pretty gross and it is unhealthy but of you compare it to other fast food items its not so bad. as long as I don't eat anything else today and hit the treadmill I should be okay. I hope

9.5/10 would buy from them again

Eulogy
04-18-2010, 02:17 PM
I've been contemplating it pretty much daily. Haven't broken down yet, mostly because I'm not sure I'll like it. I don't see how it'd be worse for you than say, a chicken sandwich and a 4-piece nugget or something. Right? I mean obviously it's not good for you, but a trip to Five Guys is probably just as bad.

But I like buns, so I dunno if I wanna waste money on it.

:-/

Order 66
04-18-2010, 02:29 PM
It depends on what kind of taste you have for sodium. I'm kind of a crackhead for that kind of stuff especially if I've drank too much he night before. So this is like my mecca

Its basically chicken cordon bleu with bacon. And lol at the blogs I'm reading right now about. The comments are like OMG SO HORRIBLE 4 U but its relatively healthy considering what it is. I think that mcdonalds Angus burger has well over a thousand callories and this has 500

exactlythesame
04-18-2010, 02:31 PM
i don't like the idea of like, just grasping a chick breast directly as the medium of the sandwich, but... i guess it's no different than eating a piece of fried chicken with your bare hands

i don't know about all this yet

duovamp
04-18-2010, 02:31 PM
Is it vegan friendly?

Order 66
04-18-2010, 02:35 PM
I think so

Eulogy
04-18-2010, 02:42 PM
The bacon is probably terrible.

I think I'll go with Subway instead. Sweet onion chicken or somethin'.

Mo
04-18-2010, 02:48 PM
Man, I wish they'd allow KFC to sell them in Europe.

Future Boy
04-18-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm waiting for Popeyes to come out with something.

Eulogy
04-18-2010, 03:03 PM
I had KFC in London once and it was pretty stupid. The fries were gross. Wedges ftw.

pale_princess
04-18-2010, 03:33 PM
the canadian kfc fries aren't all that. but kfc makes a decent poutine.

i want to try a double down if i can next time i visit america.

murgle
04-18-2010, 03:34 PM
my friends tried it the other day. One had grilled, the other had fried. Apparently, it has fewer calories than a McD's chicken sandwich.

Still don't think I'm going to run out and try it...

Order 66
04-18-2010, 03:35 PM
a popeyes variation of the doubledown would be godly. But their menu items are always pretty standard so I won't hold my breath

Also I wanted to add for people who might try this, go ahead and get fried one instead of grilled. I haven't tried the grilled but IMO having a grilled version is pointless since its pretty much just as unhealthy (about a 100 calories less, even more sodium)

Order 66
04-18-2010, 03:44 PM
The bacon is probably terrible.


It was better than the bacon in those McDonalds breakfast sandwiches. if that means anything

hnibos
04-18-2010, 04:02 PM
I'm going to get this doubledown this week. I'm excited.

Eulogy
04-18-2010, 04:17 PM
It was better than the bacon in those McDonalds breakfast sandwiches. if that means anything

I always get the sausage biscuits with cheese, so I'm not familiar with mcdonald's bacon.

Shallowed
04-18-2010, 04:56 PM
"Double Down" sounds like a the name of a sex position.

TuralyonW3
04-18-2010, 05:12 PM
wendy's new bleu cheese bacon burger is good

ATS
04-19-2010, 01:30 AM
whenever i think about fast food chicken i think about hormones and huge crates of chickens where they shit on each other and drink pure ammonia and consume a ground up corn meal/chicken beak mix for nutrient

i think peta ruined chicken for me. im not gonna retaliate by hating them or "eating 3 animals" or w/e but i wish they hadnt done this to me

i still eat meat anyway

Luke's Wall
04-19-2010, 01:38 AM
Is it called the double down because you'll need to flush twice?

Order 66
04-19-2010, 01:46 AM
eating meat is immoral but what am I going to do? Go vegan ? Fuck that. I have vegan friends and respect their decision but asking me not to eat meat is like asking me to get a vasectomy. the world would be better off if I did it but its too much of a commitment

Eulogy
04-19-2010, 09:21 AM
eating meat is immoral but what am I going to do? Go vegan ? Fuck that. I have vegan friends and respect their decision but asking me not to eat meat is like asking me to get a vasectomy. the world would be better off if I did it but its too much of a commitment

This. :-/

I don't eat veal anymore though. That counts for something....right?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-19-2010, 09:38 AM
veal schmeal
i eat it when they put it on my plate

Luke de Spa
04-19-2010, 09:42 AM
nothing is immoral

enjoy death. you can't help it

duovamp
04-19-2010, 09:46 AM
Yeah I wouldn't bother making social contracts with dead food tbh.

duovamp
04-19-2010, 09:53 AM
If you can even call dead things dead. :hanging:

hnibos
04-19-2010, 09:53 AM
im eating an enormous omelet sandwich from burger king and i have no qualms about this

Caine Walker
04-19-2010, 09:59 AM
you're gonna die, hnibos

hnibos
04-19-2010, 10:00 AM
awesome. awesome to the max.

applepwnz
04-19-2010, 01:08 PM
I had the grilled version (under 500 calories!!!) it was life changingly awesome!

Caine Walker
04-19-2010, 01:11 PM
grilled? pfft, way t'go pussy.

agenda suicide
04-19-2010, 09:32 PM
the canadian kfc fries aren't all that. but kfc makes a decent poutine.

i want to try a double down if i can next time i visit america.

I had to google poutine. the pictures look pretty gross, but I'm sure it's good.

agenda suicide
04-19-2010, 09:33 PM
eating meat is immoral but what am I going to do? Go vegan ? Fuck that. I have vegan friends and respect their decision but asking me not to eat meat is like asking me to get a vasectomy. the world would be better off if I did it but its too much of a commitment

I could do no meat, but no dairy would kill me.

Caine Walker
04-19-2010, 09:39 PM
i need a piece of cheese now.

cork_soaker
04-19-2010, 09:56 PM
del

tear stained glass
04-20-2010, 06:57 AM
Five Guys totally sucks. I'm not too keen on Fatburger either after that food poisoning incident.

Shallowed
04-20-2010, 07:13 AM
Can you order extra ingredients at KFC like you can at McDonalds/Burger King/Subway?

Sonic Johnny
04-20-2010, 07:36 AM
I'm medically addicted to a local small-scale chicken franchise thing just cause it's close to home and appallingly cheap. I haven't been to a Nando's since i left Melbourne.

Nimrod's Son
04-20-2010, 03:52 PM
I tried one of these over the weekend. I was glad they wrap in in a paper holder so you can eat it without touching it. Not bad for road food.

barden
04-21-2010, 05:06 AM
Nandos is a south african brand that jumped on the portugese wagon.
Pffft.

Luke de Spa
04-21-2010, 05:16 AM
what is 'road food'

Mo
04-21-2010, 05:39 AM
Grilled roadkill?

Luke de Spa
04-21-2010, 06:19 AM
we'll have quiet in the cheap seats, thank you

Sonic Johnny
04-21-2010, 06:23 AM
Nandos is a south african brand that jumped on the portugese wagon.
Pffft.

I don't care what it is, I just want their chili sauce on everything I eat

Mo
04-21-2010, 06:38 AM
we'll have quiet in the cheap seats, thank you

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severin
04-21-2010, 08:24 AM
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hey, are you coming on saturday?

Order 66
04-21-2010, 09:55 AM
He's always willing to come on ol' uncle severin

barden
04-21-2010, 11:13 AM
I don't care what it is, I just want their chili sauce on everything I eat

there's this other local company called Barcellos which is like, a cheap nandos rip-off, but they have some really good wallet friendly specials, and they have this one sauce which is amazing too.
Maybe they will go global and you can one day taste what I mean.
Barcellos, look out for it mang!

Eulogy
04-21-2010, 11:33 AM
I remember I tried to eat Quizno's while driving once. It was disastrous.

Caine Walker
04-22-2010, 09:18 AM
i had a double down yesterday. mine came in a box with no wrapper, and i was slightly intimidated by it. when i bit into it, it made this gushy kind of sound that gave me second thoughts, but i kept eating anyway. overall, it was alright except there was too much sauce and cheese.

how did any of you who ate it feel the next morning? it's a good thing i got up early because i spent a good 20 minutes in a lot of pain and immobilized in the bathroom.

slunken
04-22-2010, 09:35 AM
I drive by KFC on my way home from work and everyday this legendary "double-down" has been calling to me like a siren. I'm of the position that this sandwich is a "gateway drug" and once I go down that road my life may change for the worse.

it made this gushy kind of sound that gave me second thoughts, but i kept eating anyway.

Word. I been there.

Order 66
04-22-2010, 10:21 AM
how did any of you who ate it feel the next morning? it's a good thing i got up early because i spent a good 20 minutes in a lot of pain and immobilized in the bathroom.

yeah i felt kinda off about five hours after eating it. but i'd partied the night before so i wasn't sure which sin i was feeling the repercussions of. i shouldve had some pepto ready either way

Order 66
04-22-2010, 10:27 AM
also i think it's worth mentioning i looked pretty bloated for about two days after eating it. had a puffy john mccain face thing going on.

Caine Walker
04-22-2010, 10:37 AM
excellent, i'm going to blame looking like hell on the doubledown.

hnibos
04-22-2010, 10:49 AM
oh cool i can have an excuse for being ugly too

TuralyonW3
04-22-2010, 06:59 PM
I like chikn and I like cheese but I do not like cheese on chikn

Dogfighter28
04-22-2010, 07:09 PM
i like cheese on alex chilton

yo soy el mejor
04-22-2010, 07:41 PM
i dont like cheese on chicken, either.

TuralyonW3
04-22-2010, 08:01 PM
like, cheese on a chikn taco is ok, but not on fucking fried chikn

JokeyLoki
04-22-2010, 08:53 PM
I tried it today... only ate a few bites. I couldn't even taste the cheese or bacon, all I could taste was pepper. It was pretty gross.

yo soy el mejor
04-22-2010, 08:56 PM
so like.. what is the KFC doubledown?

yo soy el mejor
04-22-2010, 08:57 PM
MAYBe it gives u killer diarrhea and causes u 2 dbl over and fall down to the floor n cry like a widdle baby.

BlissedandGone2
04-22-2010, 10:54 PM
i ate one yesterday. it was pretty good, but mine didnt come with a wrapper or cardboard holster so my hands got insanely greasy. the big downside for me was i was horribly thirsty the rest of the day.

Fattening Ass
04-22-2010, 11:11 PM
i let someone do the KFC doubledown on me if you know what i mean

TuralyonW3
04-22-2010, 11:15 PM
do u mean like fucking?

Mooney
04-22-2010, 11:17 PM
i want one so bad. :(

yo soy el mejor
04-22-2010, 11:28 PM
lol

Fattening Ass
04-22-2010, 11:42 PM
do u mean like fucking?

get your mind out of the gutter of course i was talking about sex

exactlythesame
04-23-2010, 12:19 AM
i dared my brother to try it today

he got halfway through it and thirty minutes later shat it out

agenda suicide
04-23-2010, 12:40 AM
with my digestive system, I bet I'd be shitting it out within thirty minutes as well.

Elvis The Fat Years
04-23-2010, 07:50 AM
i'd pay to see that

redbreegull
04-25-2010, 12:23 AM
I am eating one right now. I am pulling an all nighter to write this 10-15 page research paper that I haven't really researched, and I needed sustenance. Tastes pretty delicious. Pretty much what you would expect a sandwich with chicken in lieu of bread to taste like.

agenda suicide
04-25-2010, 03:26 PM
i'd pay to see that

you're on

pale_princess
04-26-2010, 03:35 PM
more like double-frown :-/

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs469.snc3/25724_387821202469_508967469_4429938_8037847_n.jpg

>:I >:I >:I

Mo
04-26-2010, 03:38 PM
So you actually took the time out of your day to write an email to a big fucking fast food chain begging them to bring what is probably one of the most disgusting meals ever to Canada?
Fantastic.

pale_princess
04-26-2010, 03:47 PM
i'm curious, like a cat. that's why they call me whiskers.

it was a slow day in the office :cool:

waltermcphilp
04-26-2010, 04:56 PM
I will mail you one.

murgle
04-26-2010, 06:51 PM
Shaunna, you could probably create your own double down. Or at least some approximation of it. Do the KFCs in Canada sell the fried chicken breasts? They were going on about those here for a little while.. it's like the chicken part of the double down, but with nothing else. Order a couple of those, go home, and add bacon and cheese to it? It'd be kind of close at least.

pale_princess
04-26-2010, 07:22 PM
that idea is quite tempting

applepwnz
04-26-2010, 08:30 PM
I'm going to get one right now, the first one I got, they were out of bacon :mad::mad::mad: so I had very seriously entertained the idea of just making bacon myself and putting it in there, but we didn't have any at my house. Hopefully they'll actually have all of the ingredients this time...

28if
04-26-2010, 08:33 PM
Shaunna, you could probably create your own double down. Or at least some approximation of it. Do the KFCs in Canada sell the fried chicken breasts? They were going on about those here for a little while.. it's like the chicken part of the double down, but with nothing else. Order a couple of those, go home, and add bacon and cheese to it? It'd be kind of close at least.

THERE'S ALSO SAUCE FUCKHEAD

murgle
04-26-2010, 10:03 PM
THERE'S ALSO SAUCE FUCKHEAD



It'd be kind of close at least.

this.

Caine Walker
04-26-2010, 10:09 PM
not the same.

applepwnz
04-26-2010, 10:31 PM
It was fantastic!!! Our father who art in heaven, Double Down by thy name.

Rider
04-26-2010, 11:20 PM
more like double-frown :-/

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs469.snc3/25724_387821202469_508967469_4429938_8037847_n.jpg

>:I >:I >:I

They should have at least sent you a coupon.

Luke de Spa
04-27-2010, 03:02 AM
why should they have sent her a coupon?

Rider
04-27-2010, 09:31 AM
why should they have sent her a coupon?

See there was time when companies as a thank you for being interested and taking the time to e-mail them would send a coupon. Never pass up the opportunity to get someone into the store.

samuel redman
04-27-2010, 09:50 AM
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edit: sorry, kitten. it's a great trade off.

Sonic Johnny
04-27-2010, 10:05 AM
terrible post.

samuel redman
04-27-2010, 11:19 AM
terrible boast

Order 66
04-27-2010, 11:55 AM
old, but i've been meaning to post it FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: Double Down by the Numbers: Unhealthiest Sandwich Ever? (http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2010/04/double-down-by-numbers-unhealthiest.html)

Double Down by the Numbers: Unhealthiest Sandwich Ever?
by Nate Silver @ 1:02 AM

KFC's Double Down Sandwich, an in-your-face collection of bacon, cheese and something called Colonel's Sauce betwixt two fried chicken "buns", is making waves for its unapologetic gluttony, compelling reviews out of everyone from the New York Times's Sam Sifton to the Onion's Nathan Rabin. But is it really the caloric monstrosity that it appears?

To get this out of the way: I haven't eaten a Double Down. I probably will. And I'll probably like it. But there are so many much tastier ways to clog your arteries here in New York that it's not high on the priority list.

So instead, let's start with the Double Down's calorie count: 540 calories for the crispy "Original Recipe" version and 460 for a grilled variant. Those seem like big numbers, but by fast food standards, they're pretty mild: the Burger King Chicken Tendercrisp weighs in at 800 calories, for instance, and Jack-in-the-Box's Ranch Chicken Club will set you back 700. Calorie counts for burgers are even higher: 1,320 for a Hardee's Monster Thickburger, and 1,350 for a Wendy's Triple Baconator. Even the humble Big Mac, a lightweight by modern standards, contains 540 calories, exactly the same number as the Double Down.

But calorie counts are overrated. We all need to eat, to the tune of about 2,000 calories per day for a healthy adult. It's not the calories so much as what you do with them. Are you getting a lot of fat, cholesterol, and sodium (bad)? Or lots of fiber and vitamins instead?

Here, the Double Down's credentials are more impressive. Those 540 calories contain 145 milligrams of cholesterol (more than twice that of the Big Mac and about half of the USDA's daily allowance) -- along with 1,380 milligrams of sodium (the USDA recommends no more than 2,400 per day) and 32 grams of fat (65 will keep you slim, says the government). So, for getting only about one-quarter of the calories that you need in a day, you're exhausting about half your budget of "bad stuff".

We can, of course, be a bit more exacting about this. I've created an index based on the amount of fat, sodium and cholesterol that the Double Down and a variety of comparable sandwiches contain as a portion of the USDA daily allowance. (In the fat category, saturated fats are counted double and trans-fats are counted triple.) The index is scaled such that the Original Recipe version of the sandwich receives a score of 1.00, a measure of gluttony that will hereafter be known as The Double Down (DD).**

By this measure, the Double Down is indeed quite unhealthy, but some other sandwiches are just as bad. The Burger King Chicken Tendercrisp (1.00 DDs), which has less cholesterol but more fat and sodium, is comparably unhealthy to the Double Down on balance. The chicken ranch sandwiches from Sonic (0.94 DDs) and Jack-in-the-Box (0.98 DDs) are close. And surprisingly, some sandwiches from "fast casual" restaurants that have a reputation for healthy food do even worse. Panera's Chipotle Chicken checks in at 1.49 DD's -- it has almost 50 percent more bad stuff than the Double Down -- and Boston Market's Chicken Carver at 1.14. So do some products that stretch the definition of "sandwich". A chicken burrito from Chipotle with rice, black beans, cheese and corn salsa will cost you 1.16 Double Downs: load it up with sour cream, guacamole, and picante salsa as well and you're up to 1.69. A pack of five McDonald's Chicken Selects with a side of ranch sauce is worth 1.23 Double Downs.
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But it's the burgers that dominate this category, with Wendy's Triple Baconator (2.45 DDs) and Hardee's Moster Thickburger (2.24 DDs) in a league of their own and more than twice as bad-for-you as the Double Down. Even an ordinary Whopper with Cheese (1.10 DDs) is slightly worse than the Double Down.

All of those products, however, contain more -- often substantially more -- calories than does the Double Down. They have lots (and lots and lots) of bad stuff, but some good stuff like protein, iron and fiber as well. Their calories aren't quite so empty, and they damned well ought to leave you full.

So suppose instead that we re-calibrate our metric by dividing by the number of calories that each sandwich contains. This alternate measure, which we'll call Double Downs per Calorie (DDPC), gets at the idea of how bad each product is for you on a bite-by-bite basis.
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And here, things don't look very good at all for the Double Down, since for all that crap you're taking in, you're only getting about one-quarter of the calories that you need. On this basis, not only is the Double Down worse for you than any of the chicken products (Chick-Fil-A's Chargrilled Chicken Club, at 0.91 DDPCs, is the next-worst), but also all of the burgers as well -- even the Triple Baconator (0.98 DDPCs) and the infamous Thickburger (0.92 DDPCs). In fact, the only thing that beats than the Original Recipe Double Down is the supposedly healthier grilled Double Down (1.19 DDPCs), which is almost 20 percent worse for you than the signature version on a per-calorie basis.

Things would look even worse for the Double Down if we also punished it for its lack of fiber (the original recipe version has just 1 gram and the grilled version has none) and other nutrients. But fast food restaurants are inconsistent about publishing this information, so it's getting a break.

So, is the Double Down the most gluttonous fast food sandwich ever created? It depends on how you measure it. At the margins, consuming one Double Down almost certainly isn't as bad for you as a Triple Baconator, a Thickburger, or even a fully-loaded Chipotle burrito. But while those products should, in theory, fill you up for at least half the day, the Double Down might leave you hankering for seconds. It's a high bar to clear, but it's the closest thing to pure junk food of any "sandwich" being marketed today.



** To calculate Double Downs for your own favorite sandwich, apply the following formula: divide the number of mg of cholesterol by 469, the number of mg of sodium by 3,754, the number of grams of total fat by 133, the number of grams of saturated fat also by 133, and the number of grams of trans-fat by 66. Then sum the result.

To calculate Double Downs per Calorie (DDPC), take the above result, divide by the number of calories, and multiply by 540.

Order 66
04-27-2010, 11:58 AM
tl;dr: the doubledown aint so bad, but on a bite-by-bite basis it has less 'good stuff' than your standard fast food junk meal

Eulogy
04-27-2010, 12:41 PM
that was actually a good read. i'll probably use that as a good reference tool.

looks like wendy's spicy chicken sandwich might be the best of the worst choices. also I <3 the panera chipotle chicken and the quizno's baja chicken. whoops.

slunken
04-27-2010, 01:16 PM
I'm fucking starved :(

slunken
04-27-2010, 03:22 PM
Like, srsly.

Caine Walker
04-27-2010, 03:38 PM
.

looks like wendy's spicy chicken sandwich might be the best of the worst choices.
yeeeeessssssssssssss.

slunken
04-27-2010, 05:55 PM
ZOMG DIP IT IN GRAVY

TuralyonW3
04-27-2010, 10:11 PM
looks like wendy's spicy chicken sandwich might be the best of the worst choices. also I <3 the panera chipotle chicken and the quizno's baja chicken. whoops.

I lost like 20 pounds eating wendy's spicy chicken (replace mayo with sweet and sour) for lunch and working out.

also reccomend chipotle bowl no cheese/sour cream

28if
04-27-2010, 11:58 PM
wendy's spicy chicken is by FAR the best thing you can get there.

just had my second double down. so good, but too expensive.

threetwooneZERO
04-28-2010, 12:34 AM
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slunken
04-28-2010, 08:59 AM
wendy's spicy chicken is by FAR the best thing you can get there.

just had my second double down. so good, but too expensive.

I was surprised at the price too, tbh. But then again I think all fast food should be no more than $2. The sandwich itself wasn't as gnarly as I expected. Will prolly eat another one in about a month. Also, in case you missed my update, dipping it in gravy is stepping off a cliff.

cocksure
04-28-2010, 09:59 AM
what can you get for under $2

slunken
04-28-2010, 10:04 AM
Pretty much all fast food joints have those "dollar stretcher" menus.

I just don't get people who go to a place like Taco Bell and buy a $6 burrito. I can get real food for that kinda scratch.

hnibos
04-28-2010, 10:08 AM
want some of these right meow

http://goodiesfirst.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/05/buffalo_wings.jpg

Order 66
04-28-2010, 10:59 AM
Are yall paying $5 for the doubledown? That's what I did, thought it was fair despite the fact it doesn't fill you up like a normal meal would. to put it in perspective, a large fry from mcdonalds costs $2

Nimrod's Son
05-02-2010, 09:07 AM
See there was time when companies as a thank you for being interested and taking the time to e-mail them would send a coupon. Never pass up the opportunity to get someone into the store.
i think you're thinking of the days of handwritten letters, before every jackass sends 4000 emails per day of complaints and the recipient has to weed through all of the porn they've been signed up for

Luke de Spa
05-02-2010, 11:07 AM
also why would they give you anything for free when you've just begged and pleaded for them to sell you something

ATS
05-02-2010, 11:21 AM
sonic's jalepeno cheeseburger is the best burger on that chart

duovamp
05-02-2010, 11:27 AM
also why would they give you anything for free when you've just begged and pleaded for them to sell you something

Because they failed to deliver.

Luke de Spa
05-02-2010, 11:46 AM
unless you can demonstrate that canadians have a god-given right to buy kfc double downs: what

Order 66
05-02-2010, 07:22 PM
I tried another DD today and it tasted horrible. quality on this is definitely variable

Rider
05-02-2010, 07:34 PM
i think you're thinking of the days of handwritten letters, before every jackass sends 4000 emails per day of complaints and the recipient has to weed through all of the porn they've been signed up for

Nope. I've emailed several companies and gotten coupons in return. There have also been times when I've called to complain. One time I called Tabasco to complain about stuff floating in my bottle of Tabasco. Then asked me to mail the bottle to them, which I did. A few weeks latter I got a giant box full of all kinds of Tabasco products.

duovamp
05-02-2010, 07:35 PM
I tried another DD today and it tasted horrible. quality on this is definitely variable


Was it at a lower quality KFC altogether, or the same KFC? I find fast food can be quite dependent on difference in location.



Wendy's in Oakland - someone may as well shit in my mouth
Wendy's in Irwin - like angels descended from heaven to fry up some food in their own vaginal fluid

Order 66
05-02-2010, 07:50 PM
Actually its kind of ironic... I went to another kfc because the one I went to first had horrible service... took forever for somebody to help me, cashier was rude, gave me wrong order at first. So I went to another and came to regret it. Though I couldn't say either of the stores is more upscale than another

duovamp
05-02-2010, 08:32 PM
I see. Well I hope that if I ever try one, it comes tasty.

exactlythesame
05-03-2010, 12:40 AM
I lost like 20 pounds eating wendy's spicy chicken

i had me one of those fine fellows for lunch today. i like taking off the bun and eating it with ketchup and hot sauce. a worthy meal.

Shallowed
05-03-2010, 05:57 AM
fry up some food in their own vaginal fluid

http://mattcbr.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/drooling_homer.gif

yo soy el mejor
05-03-2010, 10:38 PM
i really wanna try it but probs wont. gotta stay fit!

i did eat large chili chz fries and a jr burger from sonic today, though. best ff ever.
ooh and a medium cherry limeade. om nom nom

Order 66
05-04-2010, 12:28 AM
Just try it if you really want to. You should be okay just don't snack for the rest of the day or have a salad later

slunken
05-04-2010, 08:38 AM
I'm fucking irritated this morning. Everyone just shut up.

Eulogy
05-04-2010, 09:25 AM
i really wanna try it but probs wont. gotta stay fit!

i did eat large chili chz fries and a jr burger from sonic today, though. best ff ever.
ooh and a medium cherry limeade. om nom nom

wtf

applepwnz
05-04-2010, 11:37 AM
wtf

I know right, everyone knows thickburgers from Hardees are the best thing ever

exactlythesame
05-04-2010, 03:49 PM
i think it more strange that she said "om nom nom" at the end of that post

Eulogy
05-04-2010, 04:14 PM
i thought it was strange that she mentioned how she needs to stay fit and then described a meal full of cheese fries, a burger, and a frozen sugar drink. come on now.

murgle
05-04-2010, 06:43 PM
pfft c'mon. We all know that cherry limeades aren't frozen. The lack of freezing has to deduct a few calories!

slunken
05-04-2010, 10:22 PM
But then those calories eventually come alive due to internal stomach temperatures.

PS - I just got eps 2-4 of the new Doctor. Stoked to watch!

Luke de Spa
05-05-2010, 06:05 AM
i really wanna try it but probs wont. gotta stay fit!

i did eat large chili chz fries and a jr burger from sonic today, though. best ff ever.
ooh and a medium cherry limeade. om nom nom

sonic jr burger
calories: 313
calories from fat: 131

sonic chilli cheese fries (large)
calories: 685
calories from fat: 337

sonic cherry limeade chiller (regular)
calories: 408
calories from fat: 83

sonic meal, total
calories: 1406
calories from fat: 551

kfc double down
calories: 540
calories from fat: 290

there's more energy just in the fat from your sonic meal than in an entire double down. good luck staying fit

Sources: http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc_nutrition.pdf & SONIC Nutrition Calculator (http://www.sonicdrivein.com/nutrition/)

ohnoitsbonnie
05-05-2010, 06:26 AM
How do you guys keep from getting fat. I mean the know the basics but what is the secret

Luke de Spa
05-05-2010, 06:41 AM
i take lots of laxatives every night before bed and starve myself on weekends.

if i'm going to drink alcohol i make sure i don't eat. wouldn't want to double up on calories.

if i have a craving for fast food i make sure i get it from some really dirty place where the food is unhygenic so that my body flushes it out before it can digest it.

i exercise 16 times a week. i put thinspo up in front of my treadmill. it works really well. sometimes i run until i pass out just from chasing my dreams

Order 66
05-05-2010, 11:09 AM
I moonlight as a ups package handler so I can sort of eat whatever I want. I leave work every morning soaked in sweat

duovamp
05-05-2010, 12:52 PM
Frequent energetic sexual endeavors.

JokeyLoki
05-05-2010, 01:35 PM
How do you guys keep from getting fat. I mean the know the basics but what is the secret

Breastfeeding. It's great. Burns extra calories. Lost 25 lbs of pregnancy weight, and an extra 10 so far.

duovamp
05-05-2010, 01:35 PM
For some reason I keep gaining weight when I breastfeed.

Eulogy
05-05-2010, 01:39 PM
Breastfeeding. It's great. Burns extra calories. Lost 25 lbs of pregnancy weight, and an extra 10 so far.

Really? Why does it do that?

duovamp
05-05-2010, 01:42 PM
Same way you lose a few calories every time you cum in my mouth.

waltermcphilp
05-05-2010, 01:54 PM
Good ol protein shake.

Tchocky
05-05-2010, 08:33 PM
Tried the fried version of the DoubleDown today for the first time. Not bad, but not worth getting often considering how much it costs. Whoever said that it's basically chicken cordon bleu is more or less correct.

applepwnz
05-06-2010, 12:27 AM
to lose weight I just eat under 1500 calories a day, it's surprisingly easy if you don't plan on drinking beer, that's what'll screw you up.

Order 66
05-06-2010, 12:41 AM
I'd have abercrombie model caliber abs if I could quit beer

Shawn Osmond
05-06-2010, 11:31 AM
How do you guys keep from getting fat. I mean the know the basics but what is the secret

Not getting fat has nothing to do with what you do or don't eat. It only has to do with how much strength building you do and how much muscle mass you have. Someone who doesn't eat much and doesn't work out is not staying "fit" because if they don't work out then there is no muscle mass to prevent fat buildup from happening when they finally do eat. This is why some people can be 300 pounds, go down to 180, then go back up to 300 just like Oprah.

If you've seen pictures of my arms or abs in the photo album then you know what is involved in really being fit.

Eulogy
05-06-2010, 11:40 AM
Not getting fat has nothing to do with what you do or don't eat. It only has to do with how much strength building you do and how much muscle mass you have. Someone who doesn't eat much and doesn't work out is not staying "fit" because if they don't work out then there is no muscle mass to prevent fat buildup from happening when they finally do eat. This is why some people can be 300 pounds, go down to 180, then go back up to 300 just like Oprah.

If you've seen pictures of my arms or abs in the photo album then you know what is involved in really being fit.

photo album's down

looks like you're gonna have to post 'em here

Eulogy
05-06-2010, 11:43 AM
nice to see you on here again, complete faggot.

thanks shawn! but where are those pics?

Shawn Osmond
05-06-2010, 11:51 AM
Why is the photo album down? I thought this new server was supposed to be revolutionary. I suppose I could post them again in the pic post thread once i am done with work.

ReLaxx
05-07-2010, 11:17 AM
I dare someone to try and eat 3 of these and not have a heartattack immediately

Luke de Spa
05-07-2010, 08:53 PM
Not getting fat has nothing to do with what you do or don't eat.
think about this

if i'm fat

and i stop eating

what is going to happen?

JokeyLoki
05-07-2010, 09:44 PM
think about this

if i'm fat

and i stop eating

what is going to happen?

You're going to die?

slunken
05-07-2010, 09:49 PM
There's a joke about twins with down's syndrome in here somewhere but I can't seem to find it.

Shallowed
05-08-2010, 10:10 AM
You're going to die?

post/av?

ATS
05-08-2010, 11:31 AM
when oprah gets fat im pretty sure its because she goes on a binge

TuralyonW3
05-08-2010, 04:26 PM
5 pages about a chicken sandwich

Eulogy
05-08-2010, 04:39 PM
40 ppp

Eulogy
05-13-2010, 07:02 PM
so i had it today

pretty underwhelming. didn't notice the bacon, really. sauce was alright. but whoever said eating it would result in unquenchable thirst was 100% correct. or psyched me out. but either way i am fuckin' THIRSTY.

Elvis The Fat Years
05-13-2010, 07:05 PM
Has anyone had a Subway breakfast yet?

AaroniusMaximus
05-17-2010, 10:36 AM
Has anyone found anything like this in their 'doubledown' ??? Brains have nutrients I hear..

Reader Says He Found Brains In His KFC - The Consumerist (http://consumerist.com/2007/07/reader-says-he-found-brains-in-his-kfc.html)

hnibos
05-17-2010, 10:42 AM
=/

Order 66
05-17-2010, 12:40 PM
the colonels "secret sauce" sounds horrid. ran into this the other day

Colonel’s Sauce Soybean Oil, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Egg Yolk, Sugar, Salt, Modified Corn Starch, Paprika, Xanthan Gum, Monosodium Glutamate, Spice, Chicken Broth, Garlic Powder, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Potassium Sorbate, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Soy Sauce (Soybean, Wheat, Salt), Natural Flavor, Chicken Fat, Dehydrated Chicken and Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten

exactlythesame
05-17-2010, 01:14 PM
i love it when they inject glycol into random foods

pale_princess
10-07-2010, 01:29 PM
my prayers have been answered. canada: always behind the curve :mad:

It's Here! KFC Canada Introduces Double Down on October 18, 2010 (http://www.marketwire.com/press-release/Its-Here-KFC-Canada-Introduces-Double-Down-on-October-18-2010-1331226.htm)

cocksure
10-07-2010, 01:30 PM
pretty soon it'll be pretty hard not to be behind any curves amiright???

cocksure
10-07-2010, 01:30 PM
this is the last time i'm going to make a joke as bad as that. i apologise.

hnibos
10-07-2010, 02:35 PM
it wasnt that bad of a joke

Trotskilicious
10-07-2010, 02:38 PM
tl;dr: the doubledown aint so bad, but on a bite-by-bite basis it has less 'good stuff' than your standard fast food junk meal

i got to the point where it started talking about DDs and i got distracted

Trotskilicious
10-07-2010, 02:39 PM
the colonels "secret sauce" sounds horrid. ran into this the other day

it's mayonnaise with some other shit in it, like i figured.

Trotskilicious
10-07-2010, 03:07 PM
want some of these right meow

what are you mr. lynch?

hnibos
10-07-2010, 03:09 PM
http://images.quizilla.com/P/PolledChild/1078200641_cturesmeow.JPG

Trotskilicious
10-07-2010, 03:10 PM
i was thinking of this guy

<img src="http://www.youthlarge.com/img/potomacgrillwaiter.jpg">

pale_princess
10-07-2010, 03:56 PM
this is the last time i'm going to make a joke as bad as that. i apologise.

i dig the joke!

TuralyonW3
10-07-2010, 06:37 PM
wendy's new bleu cheese bacon burger is good

They fucking dropped this. What the fuck!!

Trotskilicious
10-07-2010, 07:58 PM
dude i thought i saw it on the regular menu but that was a month ago

Mooney
10-07-2010, 08:10 PM
i love fast food. but i've dropped over thirty pounds on three different occasions essentially just by cutting it out. :( i will have to try this sucker now that its coming here, though - it looks to be right up my alley. although, i might bring it home, put it on a bun with some hot sauce.

Mooney
10-07-2010, 09:09 PM
whoops, i just dropped a full wine glass off my balcony - what a waste!