View Full Version : IT'S TAX DAY!!


MonteLDS
04-15-2010, 01:47 PM
I hope you all get thrown into jail by the IRS! that's my birthday wish today!

:lock:

sickbadthing
04-15-2010, 01:51 PM
Fuck you Monte!

Hey do you have any kids yet?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-15-2010, 02:12 PM
i hope you die under the wheels of billy's truck when you go see them on saturday.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-15-2010, 02:17 PM
Why? Who here has been evading taxes? Raise your hand

RockLobster
04-15-2010, 02:22 PM
I hope you all get thrown into jail by the IRS! that's my birthday wish today!

:lock:
won't come true now that you shared your wish. you stupid bastard.

ATS
04-15-2010, 02:48 PM
the irs doesn't bother people who dont work:cool:

waltermcphilp
04-15-2010, 02:54 PM
I got about $1000 back. What should I spend it on?

redbreegull
04-15-2010, 03:01 PM
drugs

waltermcphilp
04-15-2010, 03:10 PM
YEEAAAA!!!

wHATcOLOR
04-15-2010, 03:32 PM
how rude

Caine Walker
04-15-2010, 03:59 PM
i did my taxes forever ago.

MonteLDS
04-15-2010, 04:14 PM
Hey do you have any kids yet?

none yet. the plan is for 2012.

MonteLDS
04-15-2010, 04:17 PM
i did my taxes forever ago.

"that was last years taxes, you have to pay again this year!" -Lisa Simpson

i did my taxes this year and got a lot of money back, bye bye debt!

i am debt free and loving it

slunken
04-15-2010, 04:39 PM
Can you slip in a prayer to keep me away from debt?

Eulogy
04-15-2010, 05:12 PM
shut the fuck up, monte

Caine Walker
04-16-2010, 07:42 AM
he's debt free and loving it

Kahlo
04-16-2010, 07:48 AM
I can't believe someone married this guy. Yet another argument against organised religion and inbreeding.

hnibos
04-16-2010, 07:49 AM
the IRS is coming!!!!1

*slits wrists*

Cool As Ice Cream
04-16-2010, 07:50 AM
seriously, how come nobody has liquidated monty yet when they saw them at a pumpkins show? can't be that hard, now can it? i think it's harder not to hurt him.

Kahlo
04-16-2010, 07:51 AM
I think we need to go straight to the top and poison corgan's dick

duovamp
04-16-2010, 09:19 AM
seriously, how come nobody has liquidated monty yet when they saw them at a pumpkins show? can't be that hard, now can it? i think it's harder not to hurt him.

Like, turn him into money? I didn't know there was any demand tbh.

sickbadthing
04-16-2010, 10:14 AM
Monte if you come to Seattle I'm taking you to dinner at the Space Needle!

Worst food ever but at a premium price! Just your style!

killtrocity
04-16-2010, 11:56 AM
ugh monte you are a sick bastard

Rider
04-16-2010, 12:07 PM
Monte if you come to Seattle I'm taking you to dinner at the Space Needle!

Worst food ever but at a premium price! Just your style!

Will it be on your dime?

ohnoitsbonnie
04-16-2010, 01:31 PM
Monte don't be mean spirited

sickbadthing
04-16-2010, 01:32 PM
Will it be on your dime?

Of course. I'm going to make a video of it for one of those horrible Billy corgan songs and then never show it to anyone because everyone here is mean to me.

slunken
04-16-2010, 01:47 PM
It is not tax day.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-16-2010, 05:52 PM
Like, turn him into money? I didn't know there was any demand tbh.

adore my pretty talking.

D.
04-17-2010, 11:29 AM
i got hella monies back for buying a house and being a single white dude.:smoke:

Starla
04-17-2010, 11:20 PM
Monte, just a few questions:


1. Does your wife "keep sweet"?

2. Will you be teaching your children that gays are bad and evil and shouldn't have any rights?

3. Will you also be teaching your kids that black people can't go to the same heaven as they will?

4. Do you participate in cavassing for converts?

Starla
04-18-2010, 01:35 AM
I think he already mentioned once that he believes this. Last summer I had a couple of young bucks try to convince me that there was a separate "heaven" for the black people to go. I asked them what they were going to do if they got to their heaven and saw a black person... and all he could do was laugh.

jumanji
04-18-2010, 02:15 AM
So, who went to the Tea Party rallies? I totes made my own sign pertaining to Obama, communism and the like.

hnibos
04-18-2010, 11:20 AM
So, who went to the Tea Party rallies? I totes made my own sign pertaining to Obama, communism and the like.

pics

exactlythesame
04-18-2010, 01:29 PM
So, who went to the Tea Party rallies? I totes made my own sign pertaining to Obama, communism and the like.

you're intolerable

Nimrod's Son
04-20-2010, 12:34 AM
i am debt free and loving it

You lived in your parents' house for almost all of your life and had an off the books job for years.

Shut the hell up. Seriously.