IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing…

:love: :smoke::hitit::rockon:

IUC World Exclusive: Sex Tape Could Ruin Bullock’s Career (http://ianundercover.com/2010/04/02/iuc-world-exclusive-sex-tape-could-ruin-bullocks-career/)

Classy.

She's not the least bit attractive

She is with nazi shit on her lips.

no sextape

I liked her in Speed 2

This will be a box office smash.

For real?

Someone make a Blind Side joke.

Hey man you made the thread. Go for it, by all means.

Someone make a Blind Side joke.

It'd certainly at least be way more entertaining.

I think Sandra Bullock is/was insanely hot. She's starting to get up there now though...

I loved her in the net.

She looks like she could take a punch.

sounds pretty far fetched

please lord Jesus, make this happen, give us the tape!!!

http://pokejungle.net/other/pokepet/Farfetch%27d.gif
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/143/4/2/Farfetch__d_by_Antoids.jpg

lol

Farfetch'd is a fucking useless cunt of a Pokemon.

Who am I to call something a useless cunt, I'm talking about Pokemon in a sex tape thread.

is she still hot?

http://gallery.celebritypro.com/data/media/179/bullock11.jpg

Ugh, is that who she is?

Was she ever hot?

I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a hot picture of her. Prove me wrong Netphoria/porn tape.

If it wasn't for the nazi shotgun asshole jamming bit i'd believe this.

I still think it's tr00.

crumming soon

ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand.

Cramming soon

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand.

Rahm and I are looking forward to seeing this.

I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a hot picture of her. Prove me wrong Netphoria/porn tape.


http://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/sandra_bullock_81.jpg
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s295/SkyNapped/Sandra%20Bullock/SandraBullock13.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/sandrabullock/sandra_bullock_2.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/sandrabullock/sandra_bullock_3.jpg

I'd slide my cock up and down that Cleft chin like a snooker player about to pot the black.

She's pretty, c'mon bros.


Also every time I've seen the word far-fetched since middle school, I too think of Farfetch'd. :(

When you love and respect your pokemon only then can you become a poke-master.

That kind of bond stands the test of time.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/385588124_93fcb20e20.jpg?v=0

I scream at mine and force them to battle endlessly. Same kind of bond, I think.

I imagine this as you.


http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080620.jpg

To a T. @_@

She's not the least bit attractive

Ugh, is that who she is?

Was she ever hot?

Uh, yeah. Ok guys.

Bitches be trippin'

More like Sandra Sanchez

ok lets name the porn:

American Slop Her
Jessie James is an ass man
Miss Congeniality 3: Nazi ATM
Crash into my ass

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/sandrabullock/sandra_bullock_2.jpg
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when she tries to be sexy, she reminds me of the cheap strippers back in missouri at the hole in the wall places.

ok lets name the porn:

American Slop Her
Jessie James is an ass man
Miss Congeniality 3: Nazi ATM
Crash into my ass

The Behind Side

The Behind Side

The Behind Side of Inglourious Bullock.
Miss Ass-igility 3: The Reich Stuff

Sounds like George Lopez is trying to score her on the rebound.

Bullock denies report of sex tape with James

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there's a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James.

"There is no sex tape," she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. "There never has been one and there never will be one."

Until now, Bullock, 45, had not commented, remaining in seclusion since reports surfaced that James, 40, allegedly had cheated on her with at least four other women.
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Bullock has been in touch with a close circle of friends, including comedian George Lopez, who visited her for a second time on Monday.

She spoke out in response to an online report that James possesses a graphic sex tape which he could possibly use as leverage in a divorce case.

Bullock denies report of sex tape with James - Celebrities- msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36196837/ns/entertainment-celebrities/?gt1=43001)

http://www.thedaystarisbright.com/gallery/d/588-1/darth_vader_nooo.jpg

Great. Just great. :(

one does have to wonder what sandra had in common with this jesse james character....

Maybe her father was white trash just like him.

anyone else find her to be an absolutely terrible actress?

Only the rest of humanity

I wouldn't say she is terrible.

I thought she was good in The Net.

Why do so many people think The Net was a good movie. It's like there has been some kind of Men In Black memory implant about that movie or something.

The movie was fun and, at the time, really original and thrilling.

It is not academy award good, but neither is Zoolander and I like that movie too.

I don't understand how she got an oscar for the blindside. She did a 2 hour impression of every other southern football mom in america. I don't understand it. was it because she dyed her hair?

was it because she dyed her hair?

That was the impression I got. It was like: "hey you guys remember sandra bullock don't you? probably thought she was kind of cute? well get ready for this: NOW SHE'S BLONDE."

The movie was fun and, at the time, really original and thrilling.
.

Like I said it's like some sort of mass hypnosis took place because you are clearly not talking about The Net.

When was the last time you saw it?

I bet you would kind of enjoy it if you popped it in.

I've used that line before.

I watched The Net a few weeks ago. Actually, oddly, that weekend we watched Speed, The Net, and While You Were Sleeping. They just all happened to be on the movie channels and we were like, "meh ok."

I still like The Net. Hell, I like all 3 of those movies. Whatever, I know they suck. DON'T JUDGE ME.

I've used that line before.

:love:

when she tries to be sexy, she reminds me of the cheap strippers back in missouri at the hole in the wall places.

what is it about that missouri look? fuck missouri it's one of my least favorite places. there's a girl at my school who looks like she's from missouri and i want to fuck the shit out of her though.