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Nimrod's Son
04-05-2010, 11:17 PM
Present questions and I will answer them to the best of my ability. I haven't done this in years. 24 hour window.

sppunk
04-05-2010, 11:22 PM
Will you merge all the non SP forums?

Also can you fiz the flaw that kills the boards on the Blackberry? There is a massive box running across the forum that has the title centered that kills my phone.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-05-2010, 11:24 PM
What is your favorite sandwich condiment?

samuel redman
04-05-2010, 11:29 PM
what is your motive behind wasting time replying to the many posts in this thread that you are sure to get

Elvis The Fat Years
04-05-2010, 11:30 PM
What do you think about Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

Caine Walker
04-05-2010, 11:31 PM
why did you mute dogfighter?

samuel redman
04-05-2010, 11:32 PM
maybe he wont reply because of the two "ii's" in the thread title and his name is nimrod not niimrod

redbull
04-05-2010, 11:50 PM
when will kristin jones be unbanned

redbull
04-05-2010, 11:50 PM
when will i be made mod of the trading board

Order 66
04-06-2010, 12:00 AM
Will you merge all the non SP forums?

Also can you fiz the flaw that kills the boards on the Blackberry? There is a massive box running across the forum that has the title centered that kills my phone.

there's an app that automatically formats message boards to blackberrys ( vBulletin BlackBerry App | BerryBlab.com (http://www.berryblab.com) ) but I think the admin has to do something to make it work

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:08 AM
Will you merge all the non SP forums?

Also can you fiz the flaw that kills the boards on the Blackberry? There is a massive box running across the forum that has the title centered that kills my phone.

Never.

What box? More details could help. It works fine on iPhone

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:09 AM
What is your favorite sandwich condiment?Vinegar.

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:10 AM
what is your motive behind wasting time replying to the many posts in this thread that you are sure to get
why to increase my substantial postcount of course.

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:12 AM
What do you think about Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

It's pretty terrible. If it weren't for Star Trek II, the franchise would have died.

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:13 AM
why did you mute dogfighter?

... why not? Guy shows up every once in a blue moon to do nothing more than troll.

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:13 AM
when will kristin jones be unbannedNever

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:13 AM
when will i be made mod of the trading board

See above answer

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:15 AM
there's an app that automatically formats message boards to blackberrys ( vBulletin BlackBerry App | BerryBlab.com (http://www.berryblab.com) ) but I think the admin has to do something to make it work

That's actually a good idea, and as soon as the vB update is done (it's happening now) I'll present it to Andrew

Dogfighter28
04-06-2010, 12:17 AM
I like the Yankees. Why would you want to diminish the ranks by muting a fellow fan?

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 12:24 AM
I like the Yankees. Why would you want to diminish the ranks by muting a fellow fan?

Lots of Yankee fans are douchebags. Do I need a ven diagram?

redbreegull
04-06-2010, 12:25 AM
del

redbreegull
04-06-2010, 12:26 AM
I like the Yankees. Why would you want to diminish the ranks by muting a fellow fan?

Assholery knows no rules my friend

Dogfighter28
04-06-2010, 12:29 AM
Woah woah... did I say I was a Yankee fan? I didn't mean that.

Future Boy
04-06-2010, 12:31 AM
How long til you mute him again.

redbreegull
04-06-2010, 12:46 AM
How long until you realize that racism is wrong

28if
04-06-2010, 01:18 AM
what kind of retarded fucked up childhood did you have to make you the "man" you are today?

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 02:02 AM
How long until you realize that racism is wrong

I'm not racist at all, I simply judge by actions.

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 02:03 AM
what kind of retarded fucked up childhood did you have to make you the "man" you are today?
A mother, older sister and a grandmother in the house, without a father. Someone needs to step up

Nimrod's Son
04-06-2010, 02:04 AM
How long til you mute him again.
Who knows

sickbadthing
04-06-2010, 02:57 AM
Don't you think that if you are reading the forums on your Blackberry (or any other stupid goddamn phone) that you're A FUCKING RETARD??? SPPUNK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GODDAMN REQUEST JESUS CHRIST DON'T USE BEING AN ADMIN AS A REASON. THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING JOKE.

Cool As Ice Cream
04-06-2010, 03:28 AM
was dogfighter muted? if so, why was he ever unmuted? and why was it so short? i never even noticed.

Kahlo
04-06-2010, 04:11 AM
A mother, older sister and a grandmother in the house, without a father. Someone needs to step up

and women aren't capable?

Mo
04-06-2010, 04:13 AM
and women aren't capable?

Obviously he couldn't take being told to pee sitting down anymore - he had to step up, man!

Kahlo
04-06-2010, 04:20 AM
I'm glad he knows his place.

Sonic Johnny
04-06-2010, 04:35 AM
If Dogfighter is muted, why have you not hired someone to find flspnut, kill him, and redistribute his supposed millions of dollars to people more worthy, i.e. anyone

slunken
04-06-2010, 08:14 AM
What's the saddest thing?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-06-2010, 08:16 AM
How do you feel about pandas?

Do you think it'd be ok if they go extinct? How much do you care?

redbreegull
04-06-2010, 11:01 AM
A mother, older sister and a grandmother in the house, without a father. Someone needs to step up

when will you realize misogyny is wrong

Mo
04-06-2010, 11:10 AM
- What do you do for a living?

- What's the story behind you coming here (since you are/used to be not that big of a Pumpkins fan to begin with)?

- Will Obama be a one-term president?

duovamp
04-06-2010, 11:37 AM
What question do you want to be asked, more than anything?

duovamp
04-06-2010, 11:37 AM
T or A?

Eulogy
04-06-2010, 11:49 AM
do you think you'll die alone?

would you be ok with dying alone?

samuel redman
04-06-2010, 03:17 PM
song for a son is great yes or no

agenda suicide
04-06-2010, 04:12 PM
Will you merge all the non SP forums?

Also can you fiz the flaw that kills the boards on the Blackberry? There is a massive box running across the forum that has the title centered that kills my phone.
I haven't had any problems.
[Reply posted from my blackberry]

sppunk
04-06-2010, 06:14 PM
You using Opera? I am - it is only on gen chat - but on all forums it takes long to reload pages and when unzoomed you can hardly see the board (95 percent of the screen is white).

cork_soaker
04-06-2010, 06:18 PM
i think you have to take it apart

Ugly
04-06-2010, 06:43 PM
What should they do for the next Star Trek movie? Revert the rebooted universe back to the prime timeline?

Ugly
04-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Will the Leafs ever win the cup in the next 20 years?

Ugly
04-06-2010, 06:44 PM
What's a good website for streaming TV shows that isn't stupid Hulu that only Yanks can watch?

TuralyonW3
04-06-2010, 06:54 PM
what keeps you reading netphoria?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:28 AM
Don't you think that if you are reading the forums on your Blackberry (or any other stupid goddamn phone) that you're A FUCKING RETARD??? SPPUNK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GODDAMN REQUEST JESUS CHRIST DON'T USE BEING AN ADMIN AS A REASON. THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING JOKE.

Yes

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:29 AM
was dogfighter muted? if so, why was he ever unmuted? and why was it so short? i never even noticed.

He was briefly muted because he was simply trolling from thread to thread

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:29 AM
and women aren't capable?
I don't think you quite understand that it causes one to grow up and take responsibility at an early age.

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:30 AM
What's the saddest thing?
a puppy eating the intestines of another puppy who is still alive

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:31 AM
How do you feel about pandas?

Do you think it'd be ok if they go extinct? How much do you care?

i like them

i think china would be better served by stopping with the ownership claims on all pandas and let more nations have more pandas

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:31 AM
when will you realize misogyny is wrong

right now, thanks for the insight

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:32 AM
- What do you do for a living?

- What's the story behind you coming here (since you are/used to be not that big of a Pumpkins fan to begin with)?

- Will Obama be a one-term president?
- i've done nothing but play poker for a while now

- my ex posted here and i started on the politics board

- probably not. people are dumb.

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:34 AM
What question do you want to be asked, more than anything?i don't have a preference

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:34 AM
T or A?
A

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:35 AM
do you think you'll die alone?

would you be ok with dying alone?
everyone dies alone.

well not like those people on 9/11 for example, but pretty much everyone dies alone. why would you want to die with other people?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:35 AM
song for a son is great yes or no

no

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:36 AM
Why is dogfighter cooler than you and how depressed does this make you?

nobody gives a shit what you think

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:37 AM
What should they do for the next Star Trek movie? Revert the rebooted universe back to the prime timeline?

Just continue on with the current group but have more of a plot and not as many characters to be focused upon.

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:37 AM
Will the Leafs ever win the cup in the next 20 years?

sure, why not

although that team has always bothered me because it should be the Leaves

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:38 AM
What's a good website for streaming TV shows that isn't stupid Hulu that only Yanks can watch?

ATDHE.net

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:39 AM
what keeps you reading netphoria?

the hope that we'll get more tit posts. whatever happened to the tit posts?

Cool As Ice Cream
04-07-2010, 01:43 AM
- i've done nothing but play poker for a while now

are you flipnut?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 01:56 AM
are you flipnut?

i don't understand the reference. i haven't been around much and don't pay attention to these n00bs

Cool As Ice Cream
04-07-2010, 03:04 AM
victory!

Future Boy
04-07-2010, 03:15 AM
Would you play flipnut in a retirement match, loser leaves netphoria.

Sonic Johnny
04-07-2010, 04:47 AM
why did you skip my question?

Shallowed
04-07-2010, 05:03 AM
What benefits will I get out of posting in this thread?

It's a risky question, I should ideally know the answer before posting here.

hnibos
04-07-2010, 05:43 AM
lol @ dogfighter being muted for "trolling in every thread". like we dont have other posters including myself doing that all the time. also, its not even in his personality to troll.

cocksure
04-07-2010, 06:14 AM
everyone dies alone.

well not like those people on 9/11 for example, but pretty much everyone dies alone. why would you want to die with other people?
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sickbadthing
04-07-2010, 07:47 AM
You using Opera? I am - it is only on gen chat - but on all forums it takes long to reload pages and when unzoomed you can hardly see the board (95 percent of the screen is white).

Have you tried using Bolt? Before I ditched my BB I was using that and it seemed to be better than Opera.

Eulogy
04-07-2010, 08:59 AM
everyone dies alone.

well not like those people on 9/11 for example, but pretty much everyone dies alone. why would you want to die with other people?

pfft. you know damn well what i meant.

this answer just exhibits your insecurity regarding it.

waltermcphilp
04-07-2010, 09:16 AM
the hope that we'll get more tit posts. whatever happened to the tit posts?


They were replaced with dicks.

EMBRACE THE FUTURE!

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 05:45 PM
What benefits will I get out of posting in this thread?

It's a risky question, I should ideally know the answer before posting here.Wisdom

slunken
04-07-2010, 05:46 PM
Is the Sandra Bullock sex tape real?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 05:46 PM
pfft. you know damn well what i meant.

this answer just exhibits your insecurity regarding it.In most any long-term, loving, happy relationship, one person dies first. Your will to not "die alone" shows your selfishness in that you'd rather die first and leave your partner to die alone.

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 05:48 PM
If Dogfighter is muted, why have you not hired someone to find flspnut, kill him, and redistribute his supposed millions of dollars to people more worthy, i.e. anyone

I don't know anything about this fispnut you all seem to be obsessed with

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 05:49 PM
Is the Sandra Bullock sex tape real?

I hope so.

Not that I find her particularly attractive or anything, quite the opposite. I just want to see her get smeared on the face with feces.

cork_soaker
04-07-2010, 05:54 PM
how are you?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 07:08 PM
how are you?

I am fine.

pale blue eyes
04-07-2010, 07:17 PM
Favorite fast food restaurant item?

Band / artist you like that some might find surprising?

Are you glad Joba is back in the bullpen?

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 07:21 PM
Favorite fast food restaurant item?

Band / artist you like that some might find surprising?

Are you glad Joba is back in the bullpen?
Sonic Cherry Limeade

Buddy Holly

No, a guy with his talent is best utilized by maximizing the number of innings they throw. I'd rather see him in the rotation next year.

Eulogy
04-07-2010, 08:46 PM
In most any long-term, loving, happy relationship, one person dies first. Your will to not "die alone" shows your selfishness in that you'd rather die first and leave your partner to die alone.

Insecure.

ohnoitsbonnie
04-07-2010, 09:30 PM
In most any long-term, loving, happy relationship, one person dies first. Your will to not "die alone" shows your selfishness in that you'd rather die first and leave your partner to die alone.

I never thought it was really about that but more about the feeling of having someone you cared deeply about

Nimrod's Son
04-07-2010, 09:37 PM
I never thought it was really about that but more about the feeling of having someone you cared deeply about
In that case then yes, but I'm not going to settle just to have someone

ohnoitsbonnie
04-07-2010, 11:20 PM
I didn't say anything about that but isn't it normal to want someone

exactlythesame
04-08-2010, 12:11 AM
you and your posts are a disgusting waste of bandwidth, judging from your desperate grabs at "hot" netphorian ass to your off the wall and often inane political views.

reasons? excuses?

hnibos
04-08-2010, 12:11 AM
Catholicism

Nimrod's Son
04-08-2010, 12:46 AM
you and your posts are a disgusting waste of bandwidth, judging from your desperate grabs at "hot" netphorian ass to your off the wall and often inane political views.

reasons? excuses?
I am not sure which "grabs" you're referring to, and unless you're a card carrying socialist on that board like most of you, you're considered "off the wall."

Sorry that not everyone falls in lock step with your views.

Nimrod's Son
04-08-2010, 12:48 AM
I didn't say anything about that but isn't it normal to want someone

Sometimes it is.

Eulogy
04-08-2010, 06:45 AM
Catholicism

Oh yeah

What tenets of Catholic dogma/teachings/doctrine do you disagree with, if any?

cocksure
04-08-2010, 06:47 AM
the catholic church is pretty easy to ridicule

duovamp
04-08-2010, 08:06 AM
Oh yeah

What tenets of Catholic dogma/teachings/doctrine do you disagree with, if any?

I hope he says none then you take him seriously and start pointing things out that are absurd then he just sits back and laughs. I TRULY HOPE!

Mo
04-08-2010, 08:11 AM
and unless you're a card carrying socialist on that board like most of you, you're considered "off the wall."

http://www.abload.de/img/yawn-380x540vyvx.jpg

peabody
04-11-2010, 09:40 AM
you mention tit posts a lot, or girls boobs, whichever the thing may be.

where are your boobs? i wanna see.

interested parties do too. someone in scotland. and indiana.

Eulogy
04-12-2010, 05:12 PM
I hope he says none then you take him seriously and start pointing things out that are absurd then he just sits back and laughs. I TRULY HOPE!

I was really only interested in the big stuff, like the virgin birth, resurrection, and transubstantiation. I wasn't gonna go find crazy stuff in the catechism and make fun of him for it.

28if
04-13-2010, 02:54 AM
socialism for the win, asshole. whether or not you want it to happen, you're going to die soon and it's going to happen anyway.

so FUCK OFF!

also, seriously, i fucking hate you.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:42 AM
you mention tit posts a lot, or girls boobs, whichever the thing may be.

where are your boobs? i wanna see.

interested parties do too. someone in scotland. and indiana.
i'm a dude, you know.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:42 AM
I was really only interested in the big stuff, like the virgin birth, resurrection, and transubstantiation. I wasn't gonna go find crazy stuff in the catechism and make fun of him for it.

yes, yes, and yes.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:45 AM
socialism for the win, asshole. whether or not you want it to happen, you're going to die soon and it's going to happen anyway.

so FUCK OFF!

also, seriously, i fucking hate you.
oh no, one of the biggest losers on a messageboard hates me.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:45 AM
Have you thrust a cucumber into your girlfriend's narrow vagina yet?

i assume this question is not for me.

for the record i have never inserted a cucumber into anyone

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:46 AM
Nimrod...do you like coffee?

yes. dark and black.

Nimrod's Son
05-26-2010, 10:47 AM
Do you know you stole my idea for yourself? Since when can you claim yourself NFOTW?

are you making up abbreviations now

Nimrod's Son
05-27-2010, 03:27 PM
You know I mute willy-nilly now, don't you?

sickbadthing
05-27-2010, 03:44 PM
I heard a rumor that Andrew Pakula joined the Taliban in Afghanistan and that you own this horrible site now. Will you finally be changing this site to what it properly should have been in the first place, a Hillary Duff fan site? I love the Duffster.

sickbadthing
05-27-2010, 03:54 PM
Also, what is your carbon footprint?

redbull
05-27-2010, 04:19 PM
nimrod how u get all dat pu$$y

Eulogy
05-27-2010, 04:25 PM
yes, yes, and yes.

k just checking

Trotskilicious
05-27-2010, 11:11 PM
jay z or nas

Nimrod's Son
06-03-2010, 04:57 PM
I heard a rumor that Andrew Pakula joined the Taliban in Afghanistan and that you own this horrible site now. Will you finally be changing this site to what it properly should have been in the first place, a Hillary Duff fan site? I love the Duffster.

I would prefer to change it to a site dedicated to any sister of the Fanning family that is not Dakota or Elle

Nimrod's Son
06-03-2010, 04:57 PM
Also, what is your carbon footprint?

I don't believe in such things, so infinity

Nimrod's Son
06-03-2010, 04:58 PM
nimrod how u get all dat pu$$y

Actually making effort and trying. Most people I know who complain about lack of sex/girlfriends don't really even try to change their situations

Nimrod's Son
06-03-2010, 04:59 PM
jay z or nas

Nas. I think Jay-Z is pretty overrated.

Eric Blair
06-03-2010, 05:11 PM
Given the choice, how would you like to die?

Eric Blair
06-03-2010, 05:12 PM
Do you think it could ever make sense to hold an entire country collectively responsible for something?

Nimrod's Son
06-04-2010, 05:21 PM
Given the choice, how would you like to die?

World Series Game 7 winning line-drive home run by a Yankee hits me in the forehead causing immediate death

Nimrod's Son
06-04-2010, 05:22 PM
Do you think it could ever make sense to hold an entire country collectively responsible for something?

A government, maybe. An entire people, no. A lot of them, yes.

sickbadthing
06-04-2010, 05:34 PM
I would prefer to change it to a site dedicated to any sister of the Fanning family that is not Dakota or Elle

no way that teen pussy is hot!!

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/07/filming_of_the_runaways_continues_with_kristen_ste wart_and_dakota_fanning/gallery_main/gallery_main-kristen-stewart-dakota-fanning-runaways-set-07232009-01.jpg

Nimrod's Son
06-04-2010, 05:48 PM
I was hoping for a younger Fanning to take their place. Their parents need to keep impregnating eggs.

Trotskilicious
06-05-2010, 10:57 PM
does her belt buckle have david bowie's face on it? how fucking wack is that

i mean i love bowie but christ

Nimrod's Son
06-08-2010, 09:55 AM
haha, i hadn't noticed that. it's ziggy stardust-era bowie though. would have been cooler to just go all out and choose a pic of the goblin king

wHATcOLOR
06-08-2010, 01:02 PM
who here is hate affectation?

Sonic Johnny
06-08-2010, 01:44 PM
i is hate affection

Nimrod's Son
06-10-2010, 10:23 AM
who here is hate affectation?

never!