If there has been a thread like this, it can't have been too recently. If there has, feel free to tear me a new e-asshole.

My name is Julian.

Hey, Julian. My name's Nick.

My name is Baron Burns.

Hnibos

Rolf

Joseph, but you can call me Joe.

Tom.

Not Thomas. Just Tom. It's on my birth certificate. I don't have a middle name, either.

Cody.

:embarass:

Forgiveness prease.

Kelly.

I'm going to call you kelly belly from now on

im one of several alexs here i believe

Friedhelm

Windfucker

this is windfucker

My name is Fistfucked by the Grace of Angels

Seamus "O-Man" O'Rourke

enrique

i am a tom

I'm Scott. Nice to meet you Julian.

i am a tom

heeeeeey

May I call you Tom from now on, Mr. Walker?

yes, that would be fine.

Awesome.


Awesome to the max.

How many people here are answering truthfully? I know Enrique is, I remember him being referred to as that before. I don't recall smashingjj being called Fistfucked though.

Hey, Julian. My name's Nick.

Joseph, but you can call me Joe.

Tom.

Not Thomas. Just Tom. It's on my birth certificate. I don't have a middle name, either.

im one of several alexs here i believe

enrique

i am a tom

all these are true and im betting slunken and mablak are being honest as well

Nice to meet you all.

*takes off pants*

Chuck.

*puts pants back on*

I'd rather call you Joseph, Joseph. :)

You can if you want.

You would be the first.

Moritz, but I've been called "Mo" since before I was born. So. Yeah.

You don't fool me, I know your real name is antipop.

tracy s. flaw

Tom.

Not Thomas. Just Tom. It's on my birth certificate. I don't have a middle name, either.


My name is Kate.

Also, not Katherine/Catherine/Caitlyn/etc.

To make up for you having no middle name, I've got 2. So it evens out.

my parents couldnt afford a middle name

my middle name is milovan

Hey Julian, this is kind of random, but where do you live again?

Jennifer.

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Hey Julian, this is kind of random, but where do you live again?

For about another 40 minutes, Auckland City, New Zealand.

ZOMG CLIFFHANGER!

thomas

My name is Virginia.

i like starla better

me too

Rainbow Unicorn

That must have been awkward for you in grade school.

They probably called her Jenny or something. Kids can be cruel.

Cody Avery Loren

Cody Avery Loren

Gay.

I know heh most of the time people think its a girls name

Steve

Zach

Walter Harwell White

Mike, but my parents and women that are into me seem to call me Michael

B r a m

Barry Soetoro

adam

Gay.

Don't alot of people down south give their boys these girly sounding names? I knew someone in okc that named their son "rainy".

if my next baby is a boy i'm naming him something really kick ass. ppl will hear the name and fear him.

if my next baby is a boy i'm naming him something really kick ass. ppl will hear the name and fear him.

monster cock mayhem?

if my next baby is a boy i'm naming him something really kick ass. ppl will hear the name and fear him.

darkseid

My name is Virginia.

lies.

i'm planning on naming my son nepomuk nebuchadnezzar napoleon

or maybe ulf

bertha

belive it or not my name is joe

bertha

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My name is Virginia.
Is this like being stoned?