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28if
04-03-2010, 12:38 PM
h8 life, no life, life life love life

what're you fuckers doing tonight? somebody recommend me a war movie i want to see some people get fucked up. did you hear about that massacre in iraq? fuck.

hnibos
04-03-2010, 12:41 PM
same shit different day

28if
04-03-2010, 12:44 PM
oh i forgot i have to completely rewrite an essay on some william blake poems tonight. i just had a meeting with my future mentor for my senior project about it and she raped it. sucked. she did say it was one of the two best in the class though so i don't know what utter shit the rest of them must have turned in.

cocksure
04-03-2010, 01:05 PM
watch

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5669/15631985ranusa203845.jpg

duovamp
04-03-2010, 01:22 PM
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Shallowed
04-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Got fucked up and got with a girl who is 25.

I'm 19.

I feel legendary.

Am I?

28if
04-03-2010, 01:26 PM
only a pic can determine

duovamp
04-03-2010, 01:29 PM
Lots of girls who are 19 get with guys who are 30. They're called white trash.

Shallowed
04-03-2010, 01:29 PM
I'll see what I can do.

Shallowed
04-03-2010, 01:30 PM
About a pic, that is. Sorry, I'm still kinda drunk, and tired.

sickbadthing
04-03-2010, 02:26 PM
http://cache-07.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/04/500x_tampon.jpg

pale blue eyes
04-03-2010, 02:44 PM
About to head over to my parents' house for dinner. All I've done all day is sit in my backyard reading. I can't imagine I would do anything more exciting tonight.

killtrocity
04-03-2010, 05:30 PM
http://cache-07.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/04/500x_tampon.jpg

every one of your posts fills my heart with warm sunshine and happiness

28if
04-03-2010, 08:19 PM
drinkin natty boh, smoking nothing.

slunken
04-03-2010, 11:47 PM
Op: I had cherry coke too.
Paleblue: samesies
Pasta: if she was 35 it would be epic

28if
04-04-2010, 12:06 AM
I'm SO GODDAMN DRUNK should i make the thread? nethporia, tell me if i should make the thread. i'm def drunk enough. tell me tonight or i'll be sober enough tomorrow not to make it.

hnibos
04-04-2010, 12:24 AM
dont

28if
04-04-2010, 12:25 AM
thanks enrique

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 12:50 AM
Pasta: if she was 35 it would be epic

Oh fuck no. I would not go after a 35 year old. Though admittedly I have tried.

Sonic Johnny
04-04-2010, 03:54 AM
I had a 37 year old at 19.

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 04:52 AM
Meh, why not. I totally would.

Sonic Johnny
04-04-2010, 04:53 AM
DONT GET ME WRONG HES A NICE GUY I LIKE HIM JUST FINE...


...BUT HES A MOUTH BREATHER

slunken
04-04-2010, 09:46 AM
I had 31 at 23 and 42 at 25. Her son was only a few years younger than me.

37 at 19 is pretty epic tho. Here's hoping she was a hottie.

pale blue eyes
04-04-2010, 09:59 AM
I had a 38 year old boyfriend briefly when I was 24. It was pretty great while it lasted.

duovamp
04-04-2010, 10:10 AM
Had 17 when I was 21 - but we never banged. Obv.

duovamp
04-04-2010, 10:12 AM
Also this thread title reminds me of The Promise Ring.

hnibos
04-04-2010, 10:50 AM
Had 17 when I was 21 - but we never banged. Obv.

i dont believe that for a second

duovamp
04-04-2010, 11:01 AM
Believe me, if I had my way, I'd have nailed her senseless, idgaf. IDGAF!

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 11:30 PM
Believe me, if I had my way, I'd have nailed her senseless, idgaf. IDGAF!

Why would you let the law stop you?It's not like the cops are gonna bust thru yr door and arrest you right there and then.

I've only ever fucked two different girls, one of them was 14, the other was 15, who I had also fucked while she was 16. I was 15 and 17-18 when I was with those two girls, respectively.

Here is the woman that I was with on Saturday. I think this photo was taken when she was visiting her mother's house.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs123.snc1/5295_525973149105_67400051_31244550_2012479_n.jpg

duovamp
04-04-2010, 11:39 PM
I would not let the law stop me, that's what I was saying. What stopped me was that she was a high school girl who hadn't fucked before and wasn't ready to get fucked. If she opened her legs, I'd have been there. You can take that to the bank. THE MONEY BANK.

duovamp
04-04-2010, 11:40 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs123.snc1/5295_525973149105_67400051_31244550_2012479_n.jpg

Jesus Christ she's so old she's decomposing. She's a skeleton with a hat that makes her look she's from freaking 1690!

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 11:47 PM
Her mother is hot though. I bet they'd let me have a threesome together with them.

duovamp
04-04-2010, 11:48 PM
If you are lucky maybe they will let you touch their ass and tits.

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 11:50 PM
I did actually.

duovamp
04-04-2010, 11:50 PM
Then you should finger their butts.

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 11:56 PM
I will think of redbull.

Did he post a picture of fingerbutt girl?

Shallowed
04-04-2010, 11:56 PM
Did he post a picture of her butt with his finger in it?

smashingjj
04-05-2010, 04:14 AM
DONT GET ME WRONG HES A NICE GUY I LIKE HIM JUST FINE...


...BUT HES A MOUTH BREATHER

this was my weekend

cocksure
04-05-2010, 04:55 AM
you breathed through your mouth or you listened to jesus lizard

slunken
04-05-2010, 09:26 AM
I want a girl that tastes like Mountain Dew and Starbursts.

smashingjj
04-05-2010, 09:31 AM
you breathed through your mouth or you listened to jesus lizard

this was my weekend

Shallowed
04-05-2010, 09:49 AM
I want a girl that tastes like Mountain Dew and Starbursts.

A girl smelling of vanilla would kill me with horniness.