h8 life, no life, life life love life

what're you fuckers doing tonight? somebody recommend me a war movie i want to see some people get fucked up. did you hear about that massacre in iraq? fuck.

same shit different day

oh i forgot i have to completely rewrite an essay on some william blake poems tonight. i just had a meeting with my future mentor for my senior project about it and she raped it. sucked. she did say it was one of the two best in the class though so i don't know what utter shit the rest of them must have turned in.

watch

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Got fucked up and got with a girl who is 25.

I'm 19.

I feel legendary.

Am I?

only a pic can determine

Lots of girls who are 19 get with guys who are 30. They're called white trash.

I'll see what I can do.

About a pic, that is. Sorry, I'm still kinda drunk, and tired.

http://cache-07.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2010/04/500x_tampon.jpg

About to head over to my parents' house for dinner. All I've done all day is sit in my backyard reading. I can't imagine I would do anything more exciting tonight.

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every one of your posts fills my heart with warm sunshine and happiness

drinkin natty boh, smoking nothing.

Op: I had cherry coke too.
Paleblue: samesies
Pasta: if she was 35 it would be epic

I'm SO GODDAMN DRUNK should i make the thread? nethporia, tell me if i should make the thread. i'm def drunk enough. tell me tonight or i'll be sober enough tomorrow not to make it.

dont

thanks enrique

Pasta: if she was 35 it would be epic

Oh fuck no. I would not go after a 35 year old. Though admittedly I have tried.

I had a 37 year old at 19.

Meh, why not. I totally would.

DONT GET ME WRONG HES A NICE GUY I LIKE HIM JUST FINE...


...BUT HES A MOUTH BREATHER

I had 31 at 23 and 42 at 25. Her son was only a few years younger than me.

37 at 19 is pretty epic tho. Here's hoping she was a hottie.

I had a 38 year old boyfriend briefly when I was 24. It was pretty great while it lasted.

Had 17 when I was 21 - but we never banged. Obv.

Also this thread title reminds me of The Promise Ring.

Had 17 when I was 21 - but we never banged. Obv.

i dont believe that for a second

Believe me, if I had my way, I'd have nailed her senseless, idgaf. IDGAF!

Believe me, if I had my way, I'd have nailed her senseless, idgaf. IDGAF!

Why would you let the law stop you?It's not like the cops are gonna bust thru yr door and arrest you right there and then.

I've only ever fucked two different girls, one of them was 14, the other was 15, who I had also fucked while she was 16. I was 15 and 17-18 when I was with those two girls, respectively.

Here is the woman that I was with on Saturday. I think this photo was taken when she was visiting her mother's house.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs123.snc1/5295_525973149105_67400051_31244550_2012479_n.jpg

I would not let the law stop me, that's what I was saying. What stopped me was that she was a high school girl who hadn't fucked before and wasn't ready to get fucked. If she opened her legs, I'd have been there. You can take that to the bank. THE MONEY BANK.

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Jesus Christ she's so old she's decomposing. She's a skeleton with a hat that makes her look she's from freaking 1690!

Her mother is hot though. I bet they'd let me have a threesome together with them.

If you are lucky maybe they will let you touch their ass and tits.

I did actually.

Then you should finger their butts.

I will think of redbull.

Did he post a picture of fingerbutt girl?

Did he post a picture of her butt with his finger in it?

DONT GET ME WRONG HES A NICE GUY I LIKE HIM JUST FINE...


...BUT HES A MOUTH BREATHER

this was my weekend

you breathed through your mouth or you listened to jesus lizard

I want a girl that tastes like Mountain Dew and Starbursts.

you breathed through your mouth or you listened to jesus lizard

this was my weekend

I want a girl that tastes like Mountain Dew and Starbursts.

A girl smelling of vanilla would kill me with horniness.