What have I been doing for the last 30 minutes?


Sitting in front of a snack machine.
Snack machine currently requires exact change.
Someone goes up to machine, puts in 1 dollar, wants to buy candy bar that is 95 cents.
Person gets dollar back in quarters, leaves frustrated.
Person returns with exact change, gets candybar, leaves.
I go to machine, use dollar, get what I want without using exact change, screw over the next person.

Here's where it gets brilliant.

Now I have change from that purchase to buy ANOTHER food item. I have dollars, and a nickel - I can put a dollar in, hit the return money button, and get 4 quarters back. Now I can buy an item that costs 80 cents!
BUT IT GETS BETTER!!!
If I buy an item that costs 80 cents, I put a nickel back into the machine.
NOW I CAN BUY ANOTHER 95 CENT CANDYBAR AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHA!





Today I won the snack machine. And the best part is, I have the only nickel around! I should reuse it two or three times, then sell that nickel to a fat kid for a dollar. I have made nothing but good decisions today.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7528/img00001201003301703.jpg

Hey nice computer

Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

It's his job to stand in the Walmart lobby next to the snack machine and say Hi to people.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8748/img2883n.jpg

Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

I am a creepy man. I'm cool with that. :cool:

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8748/img2883n.jpg

Hey nice bookbag.

...I was gonna say foot but the creepy police are on patrol in this thread apparently. :rolleyes:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7528/img00001201003301703.jpg

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture4.png

It's a suitcase with a louis vuitton damier speedy 30 on top

Well how come you can afford fancy luggage and such a nice computer but can't get a better camera?!

Howcome you can't afford a brain!!

You guys are so cool.

No, YOU!

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture4.png

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss262/jennyzzz/Silly%20Random%20Stuff/IMG_0773.jpg

i hope i dont get old and die without ever knocking over a snack machine

nice lotion bottle within reach of your computer

i hope i dont get old and die without ever knocking over a snack machine

:rofl:

nice, you're winner

It's a suitcase with a louis vuitton damier speedy 30 on top

A knockoff no doubt.

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss262/jennyzzz/Silly%20Random%20Stuff/IMG_0773.jpg

Please keep this going.

Also, nice wedding ring.

Please keep this going.



Contribute.

nice über hack job

http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac95/applepwnz/photo-1.jpg

is your camera literally made of shit or what

yeah way to go jackass

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/4362/original/combo-breaker-2.jpg

I move that any further pictures of pictures in this thread ignore the most recent entry and use jokeyloki's as a template.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/9483722.jpg

sorry, my computer is a desktop

say what, Starla?

i win
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/346/0331100151.jpg

Say what?

I see redbull is an iPhone user also...

No, I win.

http://tackorama.net/DSCN0525.jpg

I'm drunk though, so that's my excuse for the shitty picture.

what the excuse for that sketchy version of windows?

A knockoff no doubt.

You wish

Like I'd waste a wish on that. You just got trolled!