View Full Version : I WON THE SNACK MACHINE


duovamp
03-30-2010, 05:03 PM
What have I been doing for the last 30 minutes?


Sitting in front of a snack machine.
Snack machine currently requires exact change.
Someone goes up to machine, puts in 1 dollar, wants to buy candy bar that is 95 cents.
Person gets dollar back in quarters, leaves frustrated.
Person returns with exact change, gets candybar, leaves.
I go to machine, use dollar, get what I want without using exact change, screw over the next person.

Here's where it gets brilliant.

Now I have change from that purchase to buy ANOTHER food item. I have dollars, and a nickel - I can put a dollar in, hit the return money button, and get 4 quarters back. Now I can buy an item that costs 80 cents!
BUT IT GETS BETTER!!!
If I buy an item that costs 80 cents, I put a nickel back into the machine.
NOW I CAN BUY ANOTHER 95 CENT CANDYBAR AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHA!





Today I won the snack machine. And the best part is, I have the only nickel around! I should reuse it two or three times, then sell that nickel to a fat kid for a dollar. I have made nothing but good decisions today.

duovamp
03-30-2010, 05:07 PM
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7528/img00001201003301703.jpg

ohnoitsbonnie
03-30-2010, 05:32 PM
Hey nice computer

Mablak
03-30-2010, 05:32 PM
Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

Rider
03-30-2010, 05:34 PM
Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

It's his job to stand in the Walmart lobby next to the snack machine and say Hi to people.

ohnoitsbonnie
03-30-2010, 05:39 PM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8748/img2883n.jpg

duovamp
03-30-2010, 05:53 PM
Isn't anyone getting weirded out that you're just sitting in front of that snack machine all day long

I am a creepy man. I'm cool with that. :cool:

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8748/img2883n.jpg

Hey nice bookbag.

...I was gonna say foot but the creepy police are on patrol in this thread apparently. :rolleyes:

redbreegull
03-30-2010, 06:08 PM
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7528/img00001201003301703.jpg

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture4.png

ohnoitsbonnie
03-30-2010, 06:09 PM
It's a suitcase with a louis vuitton damier speedy 30 on top

duovamp
03-30-2010, 06:10 PM
Well how come you can afford fancy luggage and such a nice computer but can't get a better camera?!

ohnoitsbonnie
03-30-2010, 06:12 PM
Howcome you can't afford a brain!!

waltermcphilp
03-30-2010, 06:13 PM
You guys are so cool.

duovamp
03-30-2010, 06:14 PM
No, YOU!

JokeyLoki
03-30-2010, 06:52 PM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q250/redbreegull/Picture4.png

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss262/jennyzzz/Silly%20Random%20Stuff/IMG_0773.jpg

ATS
03-30-2010, 07:23 PM
i hope i dont get old and die without ever knocking over a snack machine

PkPhuoko
03-30-2010, 07:29 PM
nice lotion bottle within reach of your computer

duovamp
03-30-2010, 08:04 PM
i hope i dont get old and die without ever knocking over a snack machine

:rofl:

hnibos
03-30-2010, 09:01 PM
nice, you're winner

slunken
03-30-2010, 10:51 PM
It's a suitcase with a louis vuitton damier speedy 30 on top

A knockoff no doubt.

Shallowed
03-30-2010, 11:07 PM
http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss262/jennyzzz/Silly%20Random%20Stuff/IMG_0773.jpg

Please keep this going.

Also, nice wedding ring.

redbreegull
03-31-2010, 12:07 AM
Please keep this going.



Contribute.

killtrocity
03-31-2010, 12:12 AM
nice über hack job

applepwnz
03-31-2010, 12:26 AM
http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac95/applepwnz/photo-1.jpg

redbreegull
03-31-2010, 12:32 AM
is your camera literally made of shit or what

28if
03-31-2010, 12:53 AM
yeah way to go jackass

killtrocity
03-31-2010, 01:04 AM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/4362/original/combo-breaker-2.jpg

redbreegull
03-31-2010, 01:07 AM
I move that any further pictures of pictures in this thread ignore the most recent entry and use jokeyloki's as a template.

Starla
03-31-2010, 02:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/9483722.jpg

Starla
03-31-2010, 02:41 AM
sorry, my computer is a desktop

redbreegull
03-31-2010, 02:42 AM
say what, Starla?

redbull
03-31-2010, 02:52 AM
i win
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/346/0331100151.jpg

Mo
03-31-2010, 03:27 AM
Say what?

applepwnz
03-31-2010, 08:57 AM
I see redbull is an iPhone user also...

Pop Tart
03-31-2010, 10:56 AM
No, I win.

http://tackorama.net/DSCN0525.jpg

I'm drunk though, so that's my excuse for the shitty picture.

applepwnz
03-31-2010, 03:04 PM
what the excuse for that sketchy version of windows?

ohnoitsbonnie
03-31-2010, 06:06 PM
A knockoff no doubt.

You wish

slunken
03-31-2010, 06:26 PM
Like I'd waste a wish on that. You just got trolled!